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'Bob Sacamano said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'General Malaise said:
Watching our local news tonight. Started at 10pm, it's now 10:03. Wanna know what our two top stories were?

1. A woman buys an e-reader at Big Lots, takes it home, opens it up and finds......SOME PORNOGRAPHY!!!!! :rolleyes: So does she take it back to the store? Call their corporate office? Delete it and move on? Oh no, she calls the cops. This was our lead story. Cops left after telling her that 'yes, this indeed IS pornography, but it's not anything that is illegal, so this case is closed'. :mellow:

2. Some roommates woke up this morning and found what turned out to be a cow's heart on their front porch. They too called the police, who launched an investigation and discovered after several hours that it was a cow's heart. They aren't sure if it's a prank or something (and I quote here)...more sinister. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This is what it's like to live in a small city with very little violent crime. The local news is just....a comedy show. :lmao:
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I always waffle between laughter and disgust. These would have both resulted in the former.
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:goodposting: One of the reason I couldn't take college. At first it was hilarious then it was like water torture. When the lead "tease" is "did the Kickapoo Indians beat the Parkview Indians in basketball??!! ;) stay tuned to find out" I wanted to shoot the TV like Chuck Berry.
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We have plenty of crime here, yet the lead story every time liquid falls from the sky is, "Oh my god it's raining! Hey, old guy at the gas station, what do you think of the rain?""I love the rain."

"There you have it, Tom. Rain is good. More on this developing story later in the broadcast."
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We got about an inch of snow here Monday, TV crews were on the crack with happy.
 
Anyone ever dated a nurse? I think I want to try this.

They look so hot, yet cute, in those scrubs. And I think I could refrain from any doctor jokes and/or fantasies in the bedroom.

 
'Bogart said:
Anyone ever dated a nurse? I think I want to try this.They look so hot, yet cute, in those scrubs. And I think I could refrain from any doctor jokes and/or fantasies in the bedroom.
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my gf works as a dental assistant. i love when shes got her scrubs on.
 
'Bogart said:
Anyone ever dated a nurse? I think I want to try this.They look so hot, yet cute, in those scrubs. And I think I could refrain from any doctor jokes and/or fantasies in the bedroom.
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I always thought that would be the ideal occupation for a significant other...
 
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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W.T.F.
 
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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:mellow:
 
I think the most frustrating thing in Scrabble is when I put together a really great point crushing word...then realize it's actually French or Spanish or Latin.

Also props to Thorn and YSR. Either they had incredibly lucky letters out of the gate, or they're really professional players mopping me up for kicks.

Also: I can't decide if Tanner Scrabble Shtickis more funny or bitter. :unsure:

I want to laugh, but then I'm like "come on dude, why mess up the game..."

 
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'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
 
Big props out to cosjobs, who sent me a fully loaded nook along with a UHEM shirt and Wine bat shirts both for me and the missus, all as a thank you for some movies I promised him that not only haven't shipped, but I haven't even gotten a box. Thanks gb, I'll get on that shipment for you.

 
I had my first stress migraine last night. Welcome back to grad school, CC!

I used to get them all the time during my MA work. I'd have trouble sleeping nights before class, not because I was worried as much as because I'd been reading so much, cramming so much info into my brain for so long, that it couldn't power down. So I'd lay there for hours in bed just staring at the roof with things whirling like a hurricane in my head. Then I'd go to classes the next day on like 1 hour sleep (if that), drink massive amounts of coffee to stay awake and engaged, then come like 6 or 7pm the headaches would start.

This happened last night. Tuesday night: maybe 2 hours real sleep. Wednesday I'm on campus from 10am to 10pm. Around 7 the headaches started. Worse: one of my pieces was being workshopped (it went fine, but it is stressful). By the time I got home at 11pm my head hurt so bad I couldn't even make it through a single beer. Poured it out halfway through, popped some ibuprofen and tried to sleep. Nope. I was now in migraine land, running on 2 hours sleep in the last 48 hours, and dying. So I nyquiled myself into a small coma.

Anyone else ever experienced this back when you did grad work or law school? It's hell. I thought regular meditation would help this time around, but it's starting to fail me. I'm terrified of getting ambien because of its tendency to turn people into zombies who send crazy emails and leave the oven burner on without remembering a thing.

Urg. Sorry for the kvetching. Any advice on the stress & sleeping issues would be fantastic though.

 
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'Kubes said:
Big props out to cosjobs, who sent me a fully loaded nook along with a UHEM shirt and Wine bat shirts both for me and the missus, all as a thank you for some movies I promised him that not only haven't shipped, but I haven't even gotten a box. Thanks gb, I'll get on that shipment for you.
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That cos is a good bloke. :thumbup:
 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
 
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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No, that would make the kid the one who was supposed to to be swallowed.
 
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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No, that would make the kid the one who was supposed to to be swallowed.
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But that would mean she doesn't want the kid. This baby was meant to be, so he/she/it wasn't supposed to be swallowed. I'm giving this way too much thought.
 
'Yo Mama said:
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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No, that would make the kid the one who was supposed to to be swallowed.
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But that would mean she doesn't want the kid. This baby was meant to be, so he/she/it wasn't supposed to be swallowed. I'm giving this way too much thought.
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I understand your argument now. Thanks for the clarification.
 
'Bogart said:
Anyone ever dated a nurse? I think I want to try this.They look so hot, yet cute, in those scrubs. And I think I could refrain from any doctor jokes and/or fantasies in the bedroom.
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Agreed then the ##### leaves you after 7 years together for a personal trainer since she makes tons of cash.
 
So last Thursday I went on an epic 24 hour booze (and other stuff) extravaganza. Woke up Friday night feeling like death, which was expected. Then woke up in the middle of the night feeling even worse...welcome to FluTown, population: Homer. I felt pretty horrible for a few days and pretty much stayed in bed til Tuesday.

Long story short, I officially haven't had a drop of booze in a week. I honestly can't even think of the last time that's happened. 8th grade, maybe?

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
The 23 year old tattoo girl is a nursing student. I've only seen her in her scrubs once...and they were only on for 5 minutes. :pickle:
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In my younger days I hung with a chick that worked in a hospital and wore scrubs. For whatever reason they turned me on. Ended up having to buy her 4 or 5 pairs b/c I kept ripping them off her. Good times.
 
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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No, that would make the kid the one who was supposed to to be swallowed.
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But that would mean she doesn't want the kid. This baby was meant to be, so he/she/it wasn't supposed to be swallowed. I'm giving this way too much thought.
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I understand your argument now. Thanks for the clarification.
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I think we're missing the larger point that Randy may be dead, but at least isn't paying child support.
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
I had my first stress migraine last night. Welcome back to grad school, CC!

I used to get them all the time during my MA work. I'd have trouble sleeping nights before class, not because I was worried as much as because I'd been reading so much, cramming so much info into my brain for so long, that it couldn't power down. So I'd lay there for hours in bed just staring at the roof with things whirling like a hurricane in my head. Then I'd go to classes the next day on like 1 hour sleep (if that), drink massive amounts of coffee to stay awake and engaged, then come like 6 or 7pm the headaches would start.

This happened last night. Tuesday night: maybe 2 hours real sleep. Wednesday I'm on campus from 10am to 10pm. Around 7 the headaches started. Worse: one of my pieces was being workshopped (it went fine, but it is stressful). By the time I got home at 11pm my head hurt so bad I couldn't even make it through a single beer. Poured it out halfway through, popped some ibuprofen and tried to sleep. Nope. I was now in migraine land, running on 2 hours sleep in the last 48 hours, and dying. So I nyquiled myself into a small coma.

Anyone else ever experienced this back when you did grad work or law school? It's hell. I thought regular meditation would help this time around, but it's starting to fail me. I'm terrified of getting ambien because of its tendency to turn people into zombies who send crazy emails and leave the oven burner on without remembering a thing.

Urg. Sorry for the kvetching. Any advice on the stress & sleeping issues would be fantastic though.
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Not that anyone cares, but I manned up and got over my ambien/sleep aide phobia. Made an appointment with my doctor. The cycle has to end. I stress, so I don't sleep, so I compensate the next day with caffeine, then I don't sleep, and within 24-36 hours of this I get slammed with massive depression - all while the stress & sleeplessness cycle goes on. I have to break the cycle. If that means popping a zombie pill once a week, so be it. So what if I text Guster about how I want to sniff on his ex's socks at 4am, at least won't want to curl up in a corner and die.
 
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'heckmanm said:
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Wrighteous Ray said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
Click to expand...
One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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No, that would make the kid the one who was supposed to to be swallowed.
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But that would mean she doesn't want the kid. This baby was meant to be, so he/she/it wasn't supposed to be swallowed. I'm giving this way too much thought.
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I understand your argument now. Thanks for the clarification.
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I think we're missing the larger point that Randy may be dead, but at least isn't paying child support.
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what classy "friends" I have
 
I've got to admit that I have virtually no clue who anyone is in this thread anymore.

I need a decoder ring. Tanner does a pretty good job of making it obvious, but I haven't gone to the level of figuring out poster's writing styles or anything like that.

 
'Guster said:
I've got to admit that I have virtually no clue who anyone is in this thread anymore.I need a decoder ring. Tanner does a pretty good job of making it obvious, but I haven't gone to the level of figuring out poster's writing styles or anything like that.
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I'm Sacamano.
 
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