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[cosjobs]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Hate to hear. Thoughts and prayers.

man, that's scary Mike. GL. My mom had a "mini-stroke" about 15-20 years ago and fine ever since...

 

[Guster]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Omg. So sorry to hear SK. Stay strong and good luck to you and your family.

 

[bentley]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Damn. Best of luck. Hopefully you're charging your cordless drill just in case.

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

M'aiq wishes the very best in positive karma onto the wife of SofaKings.

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

IT'S NOT GOUT, JERKFACES.

M'aiq is terribly sorry your disease doesn't come from the 19th century. They might have cured it in the 20th century and stubbing your toe wouldn't be such a problem.

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

M'aiq would also like to thank Hastur for and thinking he is Bob. M'aiq does not know who this Bob is, but both SLB and Sacamano are infinitely funnier posters than M'aiq, so he would like to thank Hastur. Also, who is Hastur?

Oh yes, one other thing. M'aiq doesn't remember who Mike H---- is, but M'aiq would like to thank him for announcing on M'aiq's FB wall that he had a 2 hour nap Thursday afternoon. This is important information, thinks M'aiq, and he did

 

[YSR]

Thoprawishes, Sofa. Let us know how it turns out.

 

[Guster]

M'aiq would also like to thank Hastur for and thinking he is Bob. M'aiq does not know who this Bob is, but both SLB and Sacamano are infinitely funnier posters than M'aiq, so he would like to thank Hastur. Also, who is Hastur?Oh yes, one other thing. M'aiq doesn't remember who Mike H---- is, but M'aiq would like to thank him for announcing on M'aiq's FB wall that he had a 2 hour nap Thursday afternoon. This is important information, thinks M'aiq, and he did

 

[Tiger Fan]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Holy crap, dude, hope everything is ok.

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -1. Arizona Ron2. Bob Sacamano 3. SLB ought to be black4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is

 

[Tecumseh]

Attended a Daddy/Daughter Dance with my lovely princess tonight. Over 200 dads with their daughters, all dressed to the nines. I feel like there is some kind of Homer joke there, but I can't find it.

My daughter(9) refuses me every year.

 

[mr. furley]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

this just happened to my BIL. doc's diagnosis: "stress". my BIL works like he'll drop dead on the spot if he stops and is as high anxiety as anyone i've ever met. panic attacks induced by stress can apparently mimic the symptoms of a stroke. or so the doctor apparently told him.

gllllllllllllll

 

[Tecumseh]

Damn, Sofa. GL to you and the wife.

 

[Gadzooks]

Damn, Sofa. GL to you and the wife.

 

[Gadzooks]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Holy crap, dude, hope everything is ok.

But I can't imagine leaving my wife there alone facing something so scary. I would have found a neighbor or relative to watch the kids.

 

[Gadzooks]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

 

[Guster]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

thorn should have birthdaies more often

 

[Mr.Pack]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

thorn should have birthdaies more often

 

[Stoneys]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

 

[YSR]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

I adore you, as always. My husband, however, has a newfound curiosity about you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

I adore you, as always. My husband, however, has a newfound curiosity about you.

RIP GBGadzooks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -1. Arizona Ron2. Bob Sacamano 3. SLB ought to be black4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is

I would be willing to wager that I've been called the N word more than the rest of the thread. Last guy would have died had he not cowered like a #####.

 

[Gopher State]

Naked, bound woman in Subaru was part of a sexy romp

By Chris Woodyard, USA TODAY

A little Valentine's Day romantic role-playing went wrong for a Portland, Ore., couple after police found the woman bound and naked in the back of a Subaru driven by her lover, the Portland Police Bureau reports.

Stephanie Pelzner, 26, was found naked and bound in the back of a Subaru, but it was role playing, Portland, Ore., police say.

The woman quickly told the cops that she was playing a role, voluntarily, but the couple was arrested anyway. Nikolas Harbar, 31, and Stephanie Pelzner, 26, were booked on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree.

After police were tipped that a naked woman was seen bound police went on the lookout. The witness provided police with a license plate number even though the driver reassured him the couple was just fooling around.

The cops were waiting in force -- nine squad cars -- when Harbar and Pelzner pulled their car into the driveway at home. Embarrassed? We suppose.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

 

[Bogart]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

Thanks for the update. Good to hear.

 

[YSR]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

Thanks for the update. Good to hear.

 

[Gadzooks]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

I adore you, as always. My husband, however, has a newfound curiosity about you.

RIP GBGadzooks

I would be honored if you would all hold a memorial service for me via video texts.

 

[Gadzooks]

You know when you wake up after a night/day of heavy drinking and you don't really remember everything and you check your phone and find a lot strange texts that you sent out to random people (for example, apparently I tend to text almost every female that I've ever had sex with) Well I'm not sure how I feel about discovering that I sent pictures and a video of myself to random people from the internet that I've never met before, except for birthday-boy Thorn. I'm pretty sure YSR either loves me or hates me, I can't imagine there's a middle ground anymore.

How is it possible that I could probably launch a missile with my I-Phone but can't send out a group text to more than 10 people? Perhaps the resident texting-guru, GM, could look into this?

 

[Arizona Ron]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".

My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

I'm as black as this guy

 

[Mr.Pack]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

Good to hear.On another topic, did you find my dog yet?

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -1. Arizona Ron2. Bob Sacamano 3. SLB ought to be black4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is

I would be willing to wager that I've been called the N word more than the rest of the thread. Last guy would have died had he not cowered like a #####.

M'aiq wonders, is this a common insult in Mizz-a for very pale bald men?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

first of all im not interested in philosophical dead ends

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

Good to hear.On another topic, did you find my dog yet?

I accidentally deleted it clearing my phone from the barrage of texts I was receiving last night.

This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.

my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?

M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -1. Arizona Ron2. Bob Sacamano 3. SLB ought to be black4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is

I would be willing to wager that I've been called the N word more than the rest of the thread. Last guy would have died had he not cowered like a #####.

M'aiq wonders, is this a common insult in Mizz-a for very pale bald men?

I'm not pale. To answer your question, no, and it has been some time. It sort of has to do with who you hang with and uppity white people that think they are old money. Man, I'm getting pissed again just thinking about this.

 

[YSR]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

Can we vote on this shtick?

 

[krista4]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

Can we vote on this shtick?

Run its course already IMO.

 

[Gadzooks]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

Can we vote on this shtick?

Gadzooks approves this shtick

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

Can we vote on this shtick?

Run its course already IMO.

M'aiq had a course?

 

[JaxBill]

Spent the morning at a downtown Soup Kitchen with my 15 yr old son so he could get some volunteer hours. On the way back, we were talking about the morning and he says to me, "When I first got there, I couldn't place the smell but then I realized that it reminded me of when we did the jail tour."

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

Yea, so I'll stop posting in the third person. This stupid name is from a character in skyrim who speaks in the third person. I just started posting like him because I heard the dumb guy's voice in my head. It's not shtick. But I'll stop anyway. Continue the happy times.

 

[cosjobs]

SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.

This does M'aiq's heart the good.

Can we vote on this shtick?

Run its course already IMO.

M'aiq had a course?

That's the problem, its an amuse bouche shtick plated as an entree'. Keep the number of posts at the level of Wet Dream and it might stay fresh.

 

[King_Kelly]

Exactly. Moderation is key, I always said. Well actually I didn't. That's part of why I died young.

 

[Thorn]

Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

whoa...hope everything turned out ok.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

Holy crap, dude, hope everything is ok.

But I can't imagine leaving my wife there alone facing something so scary. I would have found a neighbor or relative to watch the kids.

my first thought as well

 

[Guster]

Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!

We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am

 

[Arizona Ron]

Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.

whoa...hope everything turned out ok.

Scary, hope it's just dehydration or something

 

[Guster]

Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!

We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am

Or it could be with Zooks's pants