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FWB (SLB's girl) is probably coming over tonight. I think we'll probably grab drinks out someplace and then see where things go from there. She has sent me some extremely filthy suggestions over text, so it should be fun. I've been angling for pics, but she hasn't been receptive thus far. She knows I'll keep asking though, so :popcorn:

 
'Guster said:
had an awesome text exchange w/ Kubes after last shot last night...

him: send b :eek: b picsme: sends him 7 :pics:him: ok stop f*%&then random conversation where neither of us knows what the other is talking abouta couple minutes later...him: b :eek: bs?him: just asked someone for a b :eek: b pic. have no idea who
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:lmao: :lmao:hope you're ok today
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Oh man. Just checked my text log (I have no memory of any of this) and this is true, and apparently I texted a few other people as well. Sorry all. I also have a massive hangover that just started about a half hour ago. In a bit of pain today.
 
'jplvr said:
RIP Evie. I took a picture of my Maker's Mark, but iTunes annoyed me with an update and my ADD precluded me from uploading/posting a pic first. I need to learn how to get from pic taking on the phone to GMTAN more quickly. As mentioned previously, my grandmother could be dead tomorrow. She seems to be doing well, but it's still only a matter of time. We have an odd relationship, but it's still a well established one, so I get it. It'll be a tough time when she does finally pass. Her sister died on my birthday, and I used to spend 2-3 week a summer in a row with her when I was younger. She basically lived on a farm, and it was my summer camp before I was old enough for summer camp. That was certainly a mind-f*** of a birthday.4 points over on Weight Watchers today. I'm not sure how this thing is supposed to work, because I made sure to enter my red beans & rice recipe from lunch line by line along with precise portions I ate, and included the other 12 oz coke I had, along with the 2 beers I drank to finish out my beer stock tonight with dinner. I haven't done too much differently than I have been doing since Christmas, and I was only 4 points over my daily allotment, which only knocked off 10% of my weekly allocation of "bonus points." I'm going to play around with goals tomorrow, but the points allowed per day doesn't really seem righ at the moment. I ate terribly today and Weight Watchers is basically telling me, "not bad."
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I was 4pts under, so we're even. :thumbup:
 
In case any of you were concerned, my prostate is slightly larger than the average 42-year-old male's, however, well within normal variances.

 
'jplvr said:
RIP Evie. I took a picture of my Maker's Mark, but iTunes annoyed me with an update and my ADD precluded me from uploading/posting a pic first. I need to learn how to get from pic taking on the phone to GMTAN more quickly. As mentioned previously, my grandmother could be dead tomorrow. She seems to be doing well, but it's still only a matter of time. We have an odd relationship, but it's still a well established one, so I get it. It'll be a tough time when she does finally pass. Her sister died on my birthday, and I used to spend 2-3 week a summer in a row with her when I was younger. She basically lived on a farm, and it was my summer camp before I was old enough for summer camp. That was certainly a mind-f*** of a birthday.4 points over on Weight Watchers today. I'm not sure how this thing is supposed to work, because I made sure to enter my red beans & rice recipe from lunch line by line along with precise portions I ate, and included the other 12 oz coke I had, along with the 2 beers I drank to finish out my beer stock tonight with dinner. I haven't done too much differently than I have been doing since Christmas, and I was only 4 points over my daily allotment, which only knocked off 10% of my weekly allocation of "bonus points." I'm going to play around with goals tomorrow, but the points allowed per day doesn't really seem righ at the moment. I ate terribly today and Weight Watchers is basically telling me, "not bad."
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did you drink all your water?
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Got an email today that our office lost over a quarter mil in December alone. We haven't been doing well since we lost our biggest customer back in July but this was a big one. Owners are pissed and will only float our office for a few more months unless things are turned around in a major way. Said they could clear our warehouse/office for the year and not lose as much money. If they shut down our office would severance be an option? I do know we're at-will but I don't know if there's anything listed in our employee handbook about it. I'll check it when I get in tomorrow but wanted to at least start planning for the worst.ETA, sorry to hear about your loss Kubes. My little issue seems so insignificant now.
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Good luck Sammy Wisconsin.Trying to catch up on everything here. Jeezus, anyone have bad things happen to them in the last 2 days? Sorry and good luck to anyone I missed.
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Just flipped to the pilot episode of Charmed. Alyssa Milano circa 1998 = :wub: :hump: :pickle:
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I love you. Not sure if it was you or not, but I'm pretty sure I told someone here once, my first batch of crockpot chicken was made while watching a very young Alyssa Milano portray the sassy Samantha Micelli on "Who's The Boss"
 
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consequences of bad decision-making starting to kick in. also, why do women insist on introducing me to other women that have boyfriends? yeah, she's really cute. yes, we hit it off--right up until she told me she's been with the same guy for two years.

:kicksrock:

my good friend bourbon, we'll be spending the night together again.

 
New four loko has no caffeine. Not the same.

On November 16, 2010, Phusion Projects issued a press release announcing that the company would be reformulating all Four brand beverages to remove caffeine, guarana, and taurine from the products.[4] The new product was reintroduced in January 2011
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So the ray/deeque in my g/f's office seems to have made it his goal to upset her...and he's succeeded but he doesn't know it. The boss took everyone out for lunch to celebrate some new contracts they have coming off NYFW and he took it upon himself to comment on her weight as often as possible. She chose to eat lightly and he made comments like "you could use to gain a few pounds to fill out your clothes" and "you'd probably get more notice if you had the body of a mature woman." She didn't want to make a scene so she didn't confront him but she's fairly upset. Operation: Drunkening has started so she can put it behind her...unlike me who is ready to kill this clown.

 
'HighBeams said:
So the ray/deeque in my g/f's office seems to have made it his goal to upset her...and he's succeeded but he doesn't know it. The boss took everyone out for lunch to celebrate some new contracts they have coming off NYFW and he took it upon himself to comment on her weight as often as possible. She chose to eat lightly and he made comments like "you could use to gain a few pounds to fill out your clothes" and "you'd probably get more notice if you had the body of a mature woman." She didn't want to make a scene so she didn't confront him but she's fairly upset. Operation: Drunkening has started so she can put it behind her...unlike me who is ready to kill this clown.
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HR down?
 
'Drifter said:
'HighBeams said:
So the ray/deeque in my g/f's office seems to have made it his goal to upset her...and he's succeeded but he doesn't know it. The boss took everyone out for lunch to celebrate some new contracts they have coming off NYFW and he took it upon himself to comment on her weight as often as possible. She chose to eat lightly and he made comments like "you could use to gain a few pounds to fill out your clothes" and "you'd probably get more notice if you had the body of a mature woman." She didn't want to make a scene so she didn't confront him but she's fairly upset. Operation: Drunkening has started so she can put it behind her...unlike me who is ready to kill this clown.
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HR down?
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Yes.Her boss is in charge (small office of sorts) and he's very close with the deeque (and two others) because of lifestyle choices. G/f and others have had problems with preferential treatment in the past (who goes to conferences, who goes to events, etc) and she knows nothing would come of it.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
New four loko has no caffeine. Not the same.

On November 16, 2010, Phusion Projects issued a press release announcing that the company would be reformulating all Four brand beverages to remove caffeine, guarana, and taurine from the products.[4] The new product was reintroduced in January 2011
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Este. New 4Loko is just flavored malt liquor. Old 4Loko was blackout in a can. There's nothing quite like the combination of 11% ABV along with enough caffeine to overcome the depressant effects.
 
'DA RAIDERS said:
This #### is ####### gross. I got the lemonade one. I can't imagine how bad the blue one must be
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Grape/fruit punch >>>>>>>>>>>> other flavors
 
'bentley said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
This #### is ####### gross. I got the lemonade one. I can't imagine how bad the blue one must be
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Grape/fruit punch >>>>>>>>>>>> other flavors
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The Korean behind the counter just smirked at me when I made a joke about my ifriends and 4loco. When I asked if it was any good the smirk turned into laughter.
 
So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"

I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that.

Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:

 
'Guster said:
So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that. Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:
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Feel like he's in logistics of some sort. Warehouse, specifically. Maybe he can sober up enough to tell us.

 
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