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Eh, I saw him in here the other day. I think this thread should be fine. We're all adults here who know what flies and what doesn't and the fact that this thread is a 100+ gem speaks to that. Worst case, we have Rud in here to clean up the occasional line crossing. I'm actually kind of proud to be in a thread that is >100 pages and not about running. :X
 
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Eh, I saw him in here the other day. I think this thread should be fine. We're all adults here who know what flies and what doesn't and the fact that this thread is a 100+ gem speaks to that. Worst case, we have Rud in here to clean up the occasional line crossing. I'm actually kind of proud to be in a thread that is >100 pages and not about running or drinking. :X
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BIL came over and helped me paint the dining room and living room. Many beers consumed and a pretty good time considering i freakin hate painting.

I went to go lock up after he left and he put the front door deadbolt and handle on backwards!!

I've been pwned!!

I grabbed a beer, sat on the couch and laughed. Told the wife to check the front door while i jumped in the shower. She wasn't as amused as i was!!! :thumbup:

 
Just got home from my part time job, Airport Transportation Czar (ok, so I drive an airport shuttle van) And tonight, some people rented one of our vans to pick them up at a concert at Gillette Stadium (the concert was multiple country singers) Now I have always hated country music like I hate blue balls. But I must say, I could not get over the FEMALES that were walking out of the concert. Almost all of them with very short shorts and cowboy boots. Ultra sexy. They were everywhere and they were magnificent. After I dropped off the the people that rented our van, I went back to the office to drop off the van and I was telling a couple guys there about all the chicks. One guy was telling me how that is the only reason why he goes to concerts, so he can see all the ladies who love to dress as slutty as possible for a concert. He said a concert with a country music star REALLY brings out the hotties.

So I told him how I didn't really notice this "phenomenom" at the last couple concerts I attended, which were Springsteen and Tom Petty. He told me I wouldn't see any hotties at a concert with old men trying to rock out like they're still young. So this has made me ponder.... what's the shark move Disco Stu move: should I try and get into country music (which I hate) and go to concerts to enjoy the "sites" and stop going to concerts that I actually enjoy the music? Is this a moral question? (I guess I don't care about morals since when I typed "moral" I giggled and thought "you can't spell moral without oral")

 
Gadzooks said:
Just got home from my part time job, Airport Transportation Czar (ok, so I drive an airport shuttle van) And tonight, some people rented one of our vans to pick them up at a concert at Gillette Stadium (the concert was multiple country singers) Now I have always hated country music like I hate blue balls. But I must say, I could not get over the FEMALES that were walking out of the concert. Almost all of them with very short shorts and cowboy boots. Ultra sexy. They were everywhere and they were magnificent. After I dropped off the the people that rented our van, I went back to the office to drop off the van and I was telling a couple guys there about all the chicks. One guy was telling me how that is the only reason why he goes to concerts, so he can see all the ladies who love to dress as slutty as possible for a concert. He said a concert with a country music star REALLY brings out the hotties.

So I told him how I didn't really notice this "phenomenom" at the last couple concerts I attended, which were Springsteen and Tom Petty. He told me I wouldn't see any hotties at a concert with old men trying to rock out like they're still young. So this has made me ponder.... what's the shark move Disco Stu move: should I try and get into country music (which I hate) and go to concerts to enjoy the "sites" and stop going to concerts that I actually enjoy the music? Is this a moral question? (I guess I don't care about morals since when I typed "moral" I giggled and thought "you can't spell moral without oral")
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Same thing at country bars. Droves of 'em.I think your problem might be that they can probably spot a phony. There's probably a word for this type of poaching that they have, that we don't even know about.

But either way, I'd just stop listening to Springsteen.

 
shut it down said:
Gadzooks said:
Just got home from my part time job, Airport Transportation Czar (ok, so I drive an airport shuttle van) And tonight, some people rented one of our vans to pick them up at a concert at Gillette Stadium (the concert was multiple country singers) Now I have always hated country music like I hate blue balls. But I must say, I could not get over the FEMALES that were walking out of the concert. Almost all of them with very short shorts and cowboy boots. Ultra sexy. They were everywhere and they were magnificent. After I dropped off the the people that rented our van, I went back to the office to drop off the van and I was telling a couple guys there about all the chicks. One guy was telling me how that is the only reason why he goes to concerts, so he can see all the ladies who love to dress as slutty as possible for a concert. He said a concert with a country music star REALLY brings out the hotties.

So I told him how I didn't really notice this "phenomenom" at the last couple concerts I attended, which were Springsteen and Tom Petty. He told me I wouldn't see any hotties at a concert with old men trying to rock out like they're still young. So this has made me ponder.... what's the shark move Disco Stu move: should I try and get into country music (which I hate) and go to concerts to enjoy the "sites" and stop going to concerts that I actually enjoy the music? Is this a moral question? (I guess I don't care about morals since when I typed "moral" I giggled and thought "you can't spell moral without oral")
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Same thing at country bars. Droves of 'em.I think your problem might be that they can probably spot a phony. There's probably a word for this type of poaching that they have, that we don't even know about.

But either way, I'd just stop listening to Springsteen.
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:lmao: Sometimes I really want to punch you.

 
Radio Free Homer said:
shut it down said:
Gadzooks said:
Just got home from my part time job, Airport Transportation Czar (ok, so I drive an airport shuttle van) And tonight, some people rented one of our vans to pick them up at a concert at Gillette Stadium (the concert was multiple country singers) Now I have always hated country music like I hate blue balls. But I must say, I could not get over the FEMALES that were walking out of the concert. Almost all of them with very short shorts and cowboy boots. Ultra sexy. They were everywhere and they were magnificent. After I dropped off the the people that rented our van, I went back to the office to drop off the van and I was telling a couple guys there about all the chicks. One guy was telling me how that is the only reason why he goes to concerts, so he can see all the ladies who love to dress as slutty as possible for a concert. He said a concert with a country music star REALLY brings out the hotties.

So I told him how I didn't really notice this "phenomenom" at the last couple concerts I attended, which were Springsteen and Tom Petty. He told me I wouldn't see any hotties at a concert with old men trying to rock out like they're still young. So this has made me ponder.... what's the shark move Disco Stu move: should I try and get into country music (which I hate) and go to concerts to enjoy the "sites" and stop going to concerts that I actually enjoy the music? Is this a moral question? (I guess I don't care about morals since when I typed "moral" I giggled and thought "you can't spell moral without oral")
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Same thing at country bars. Droves of 'em.I think your problem might be that they can probably spot a phony. There's probably a word for this type of poaching that they have, that we don't even know about.

But either way, I'd just stop listening to Springsteen.
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:lmao: Sometimes I really want to punch you.
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I'll just stand 40 feet away from you, and it'll be too difficult for you to walk over.
 
zander_s said:
BIL came over and helped me paint the dining room and living room. Many beers consumed and a pretty good time considering i freakin hate painting.I went to go lock up after he left and he put the front door deadbolt and handle on backwards!!I've been pwned!!I grabbed a beer, sat on the couch and laughed. Told the wife to check the front door while i jumped in the shower. She wasn't as amused as i was!!! :lmao:
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:shrug: :crazy: :lmao: :lmao: ETA? I'm so f'n hammered.I told everybody, including a doorman, that I loved them. Holy hell.......24 OZ Labatts....activated.
 
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I almost beat the #### out of a friend of my older brother tonight. He took the "we used to pick on you" shtick about nine steps too far.

My buddy that I was there with coaches football with the guy, and we're both friendly with the dude that runs the bar. Those were the only factors that kept me from breaking a bottle over his fat ####ing Mexicaned dooshbag head.

Really can't wait to see him again.

 
General Malaise said:
zander_s said:
BIL came over and helped me paint the dining room and living room. Many beers consumed and a pretty good time considering i freakin hate painting.I went to go lock up after he left and he put the front door deadbolt and handle on backwards!!I've been pwned!!I grabbed a beer, sat on the couch and laughed. Told the wife to check the front door while i jumped in the shower. She wasn't as amused as i was!!! :shrug:
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:crazy: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ETA? I'm so f'n hammered.I told everybody, including a doorman, that I loved them. Holy hell.......24 OZ Labatts....activated.
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I :lmao: Labatt's.
 
I bought a Manx today. I named him Tipsy (not McStagger....don't get your hopes up). I have been trying to entertain him all night while drinking. He's still awake and I am hammered.

 
shut it down said:
Radio Free Homer said:
shut it down said:
Gadzooks said:
Just got home from my part time job, Airport Transportation Czar (ok, so I drive an airport shuttle van) And tonight, some people rented one of our vans to pick them up at a concert at Gillette Stadium (the concert was multiple country singers) Now I have always hated country music like I hate blue balls. But I must say, I could not get over the FEMALES that were walking out of the concert. Almost all of them with very short shorts and cowboy boots. Ultra sexy. They were everywhere and they were magnificent. After I dropped off the the people that rented our van, I went back to the office to drop off the van and I was telling a couple guys there about all the chicks. One guy was telling me how that is the only reason why he goes to concerts, so he can see all the ladies who love to dress as slutty as possible for a concert. He said a concert with a country music star REALLY brings out the hotties.

So I told him how I didn't really notice this "phenomenom" at the last couple concerts I attended, which were Springsteen and Tom Petty. He told me I wouldn't see any hotties at a concert with old men trying to rock out like they're still young. So this has made me ponder.... what's the shark move Disco Stu move: should I try and get into country music (which I hate) and go to concerts to enjoy the "sites" and stop going to concerts that I actually enjoy the music? Is this a moral question? (I guess I don't care about morals since when I typed "moral" I giggled and thought "you can't spell moral without oral")
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Same thing at country bars. Droves of 'em.I think your problem might be that they can probably spot a phony. There's probably a word for this type of poaching that they have, that we don't even know about.

But either way, I'd just stop listening to Springsteen.
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:shrug: Sometimes I really want to punch you.
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I'll just stand 40 feet away from you, and it'll be too difficult for you to walk over.
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This is solid strategy. :lmao:
 
General Malaise said:
zander_s said:
BIL came over and helped me paint the dining room and living room. Many beers consumed and a pretty good time considering i freakin hate painting.

I went to go lock up after he left and he put the front door deadbolt and handle on backwards!!

I've been pwned!!

I grabbed a beer, sat on the couch and laughed. Told the wife to check the front door while i jumped in the shower. She wasn't as amused as i was!!! :bye:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ETA? I'm so f'n hammered.

I told everybody, including a doorman, that I loved them. Holy hell.......

24 OZ Labatts....activated.
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:thumbup: This reminds me, after semi-official work meeting/dinner last week, a few of us went out for cocktails and I had WAY too many and the next day a co-worker told me how I kept on repeating to the bartender that I loved him and that when we were leaving I shook the bartender's hand and told him to look me in the eye and I then said to him "you sir are a saint, BUT you are no St. Louis Bob" and then I laughed hysterically while no one else had any idea why I was laughing so hard. Hhhhmmm... I forgot about this, for some reason hearing you profess your love to a doorman made me remember it. Go figure.

 
Radio Free Homer said:
DevilsTrifecta said:
Radio Free Homer said:
DevilsTrifecta said:
I bought a Manx today. I named him Tipsy (not McStagger....don't get your hopes up). I have been trying to entertain him all night while drinking. He's still awake and I am hammered.
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What's a Manx?
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A cat thst can jump
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Since when do cats need to be entertained?
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I dunno but I have 3 scabs and he's farting worse than anything I have ever witnessed.
 
Last night I woke up to a firetruck in front of my house. I went outside to see if the next door neighbor was alright. Turns out, there was a large rattlesnake in their backyard. I had wondered why they were barking and going nuts. I was there just in time to watch them chop its head off with a shovel.

Now I have to worry about rattlesnakes in the yard.

 
We've been living here for 9 months and our neighbours are insistent on getting off on the wrong foot. So far this summer they asked us to go halves on their backyard fence...which serves us no purpose...then built the fence on our side of the property line, left all the dirt from digging the holes on our side (which is on our paved driveway). This was all just smile and :goodposting: type stuff.

We have a friend who comes by almost daily that drives a quad. It's a 2008 that is his pride and joy so it's well maintained. Anyway, when he comes he parks in our driveway which attaches to this PITA neighbour. He usually leaves about 9 o'clock every evening. The neighbour has now told us that this friend starting up his bike wakes the neighbours daughter. I'm not sure what he's expecting here...for the friend to leave earlier? to stay over night? :bye: He's on our property and it's no louder than a car starting in our driveway. We own a taxi business, cars are in and out of our driveway at all hours. Whiny tool.

 
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Now I have to worry about rattlesnakes in the yard.
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Early_10 said:
We've been living here for 9 months and our neighbours are insistent on getting off on the wrong foot. So far this summer they asked us to go halves on their backyard fence...which serves us no purpose...then built the fence on our side of the property line, left all the dirt from digging the holes on our side (which is on our paved driveway). This was all just smile and :goodposting: type stuff. We have a friend who comes by almost daily that drives a quad. It's a 2008 that is his pride and joy so it's well maintained. Anyway, when he comes he parks in our driveway which attaches to this PITA neighbour. He usually leaves about 9 o'clock every evening. The neighbour has now told us that this friend starting up his bike wakes the neighbours daughter. I'm not sure what he's expecting here...for the friend to leave earlier? to stay over night? :bye: He's on our property and it's no louder than a car starting in our driveway. We own a taxi business, cars are in and out of our driveway at all hours. Whiny tool.
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Let me know if you need some help.
 
Not coming home today, but if he passes this one test overnight he can come home tomorrow. They are 99% sure it is a really bad case of acid reflux, and he is completely healthy in every other way. He just has to show that if they send him home he can sleep without having one of his stop breathing spells. We are so close.

 
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