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'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
'Thorn said:
Can someone explain the Wade Boggs thing? I'm gathering it's something to do with the lottery thread?
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Lots of people want in on the lottery ticket thread. comfortably numb gets shut down by PayPal. BigJohn starts a thread at the other place, and enables us all to send the $5.50 as a way of buying a Wade Boggs card. Most of us are still waiting for the card to arrive, but apparently shuke already got his.
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I'm in that pool, an office pool and just bought 20 bucks worth myself. I got a grilled Chick-Fil-a sandwich for lunch and drew the receipt for a free sandwich so I'm pretty sure I'm going to win the lottery now. Everybody that wished my a happy birthday on Facebook is going to get a nice little surprise. :thumbup:
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Sweet, I wished you happy birthday twice, once on your fake birthday and once on your real birthday!
 
FYI I'm calling for a jihad on New Otis. 100% done with his shtick. Sorry fellas. Find a new future presidential assassin to admire.

 
So, I actually got all the Megamillion numbers tonight spread acrosss 5 tickets (bought 10). Makes me feel like I was at least kind of close...

 
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'Marvin said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Marvin said:
FYI: Homer doesn't like it if you C-block him on FB even if you're not really trying to do it.

My link
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How's Angry Birds treating ya?
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Pretty awesome. Howz about you?
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I beat it on my phone :shrug: :unsure:

:lmao:

'Marvin said:
FYI I'm calling for a jihad on New Otis. 100% done with his shtick. Sorry fellas. Find a new future presidential assassin to admire.
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Meh, he's always been this way. People just slobbed his knob because he's from New York
 
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'Guster said:
So, I run a Red Sox Squares pool. Think Super Bowl Squares, but with the results of Red Sox games. I've sold 90 of the squares and have 10 to go. If anyone is interested, let me know and I'll shoot you a link to the rules so you can decide if you want in or not :thumbup:
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All sold out. Thanks for the interest :thumbup:
 
My son is playing with a toy cell phone, and it keeps telling him about the texts and phone calls you have. You've got a new message, from your pal. You are cool! Hi, its capital letter b, are you calling me? Hi, its emily. I like to eat bananas. I told him he should ditch his pal and hang out with emily. My wife was not amused, because she's a capital letter b.

 
'bostonfred said:
My son is playing with a toy cell phone, and it keeps telling him about the texts and phone calls you have. You've got a new message, from your pal. You are cool! Hi, its capital letter b, are you calling me? Hi, its emily. I like to eat bananas. I told him he should ditch his pal and hang out with emily. My wife was not amused, because she's a capital letter b.
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:lmao:
 
Anyone here paying to rent a cable modem? I have a Toshiba PCX DOCSIS in the closet. Its new in the box. If anyone wants it, they can have it if they send me a large box USPS prepaid shipping label. I'll try some other crap in the box, too.

 
'Thorn said:
'shuke said:
I don't follow, Thorn.
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PM yourself to explain it to yourself.
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:lmao:
'krista4 said:
United Airlines can blow me.
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They can blow me too. Actually, I'll pretty much let anyone blow me.
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Wait. I thought you meant Old Otis :bag:
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:lmao:
'bostonfred said:
My son is playing with a toy cell phone, and it keeps telling him about the texts and phone calls you have. You've got a new message, from your pal. You are cool! Hi, its capital letter b, are you calling me? Hi, its emily. I like to eat bananas. I told him he should ditch his pal and hang out with emily. My wife was not amused, because she's a capital letter b.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
I'll be taking on the neighbourhood kids in street hockey this afternoon for those who are inclined to pray.

 
'kevzilla said:
Dickmittens>try to not break the innernets while I'm in Vegas for five days. I can't imagine anyone cares about the minutiae, but if so, my Twitter feed can be accessed from the GMTAN feed. If anything truly GMTAN-worthy happens (dead hooker, knife-fight with a midget, etc.), I'll post it here.Don't know anything about Text Cliques, but Gadzooks and/or cosjobs might receive drunken ramblings, which they are welcome to share.TPW for my liver are appreciated. :bye:
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:popcorn: I'm hoping for pictures. Maybe a hooker running her hands thru your hair?
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'shuke said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'shuke said:
Feel bad for my son, he had to get one of those expanders put up in the roof of his mouth today. He was pretty bummed about it until I told him that makes him a cyborg like General Grievous, which he was pretty pumped about.

Just a little concnerned, though. He's had to overcome some speech issues and is still working on them, now he's got this to make things worse.
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Good luck to your son GB.
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Thanks buddy. I'd say good luck on not going to jail but I can't tell if you were kidding because I really couldn't follow anything you were talking about.
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what now?
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In a nutshell..... We had to file bankruptcy 12 years ago due to two lost jobs, a failed business and a mountain of medical bills.This has to this day screwed up our credit so that we couldn't even cosign a student loan for our daughter. My mother has been cosigning the past 2 years.

I screwed up in August and forgot to add in housing for this year. My daughter is about to be put on Financial Probation from her sorority because she owes $6500. I tried to rush through a loan and used my moms info. My mom died in January. I'm worried I may get busted for fraud.

I'm an idiot. Most would say a loser too, and I couldn't argue that point.
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:sadbanana: Sorry to hear GB.

 
So last night I learned I'm the unofficial, official best man in my GB's wedding in May. I asked his fiancee if I could wear my cat shirt, she said yes but you know that kind of yes were you know she really means no. <_<

It's 70 degrees, a blue bird sunny day and my parents have the kids for the day and night. I'm firing up the BGE, having a couple of friends over and getting loaded. :bye:

 
It's 11:36.

I've been up since 830 and have yet to eat anything. The last time I remember eating was 2 crunchy taco bell tacos at 2230 last night. I must have consumed a lot of beer last night since it's 12+ hours and I'm just starting to get hungry.

 
Just got back from my daughter's first soccer game. They lost 3-2 on a goal in the final minute. Oops, I mean everyone won, yay!

We were supposed to play 7v7, but only had 6 girls show up. The other team had ~14 kids and kept doing substitutions. They had one girl who was so old, I'm pretty sure I saw her buying cigarettes at the gas station down the street before the game. Whenever their team had a free kick, that girl took it. Whenever they had a throw in, that girl took it. Whenever, ... Well, you get the point. Plus the coaches of the other team were kind of mean.

That said, I couldn't be prouder of my team. Considering maybe 2 of the girls have any real talent and the fact that every girl played all 40 minutes, they did awesome. Heck, the other team was even substituting towards the end because their girls were tired, out of breath and cramping up, but my girls kept fighting to the final whistle.

We get our best player back tomorrow - she was out of town today, so things are looking up.

Oh, and GM - thanks for the tips. I was yelling in encouragement at the girls all game long and made sure to call them all by name.

Heck, some of the time I was even just shouting at them to run around and have fun.

:thumbup:

 
So I'm in the office today. Not a soul here. Went out and grabbed a sandwich and figured I'd read some threads while eating. I see that the "Funny things your kids say" has like a whole page of replies I haven't read. Great!

Most of them are along the lines of "daddy don't tickle my knee-pits," or "I toot a lot because it's my job!" or "I'm going to make the bathroom stink like a boy!" Very G-rated chuckle-worthy. Nice little distraction.

Then the last entry is this bomb from Zooks that starts off with "YEAH SO I'M SECRETLY BANGING THIS CHICK." The story itself has me laughing like a fool all by myself in my office. The idea that a 5-year old can understand the concept of wingman. That the kid tries. That he does pretty much exactly what you would think a 5 year old would do. But then I start thinking about the juxtaposition of all these other stories and I lose it again. I'm literally wiping tears away reading it again.

BRAVO ZOOKS SIR, BRAVO!

 
'No. 16 said:
It's 11:36.

I've been up since 830 and have yet to eat anything. The last time I remember eating was 2 crunchy taco bell tacos at 2230 last night. I must have consumed a lot of beer last night since it's 12+ hours and I'm just starting to get hungry.
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in Europe?
 
Just had a lunch date with a smokin hot chick. Way older than my normal fare...she's practically an octogenarian. And by that I mean she's 31.

Cool as hell, absolutely hilarious, easy on the eyes, silly good body...and has an 8 year old son. :kicksrock:

Damn.

 
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