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GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Umm..
cosjobs
Footballguy
If you can assume 26 cats will cooperate, you can assume any of the other numbers plugged in.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
Sounded good to me. I didn't bother to check his/her work.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I think Planck's constant should be in there.
Marvin
Footballguy
The guy that played safety for the Bears next to Gary Fencik?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No, that was Rydberg.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Am I the only one in this thread without a college degree?
Also, Mrs. SLB was sending me suggestive texts this morning but now says she is tired. I'm going to cocktail in the car hole for a bit.
Also, Mrs. SLB was sending me suggestive texts this morning but now says she is tired. I'm going to cocktail in the car hole for a bit.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You're the only one without a PhD.
euphemism?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
lolHad an Elk Burger last night at the Deschutes Brewery, followed by a flight of rye bourbons at the Pope House. Not sure what I just did in our bathroom, but it's a smell I've never produced nor encountered before in my entire life. It's.....gamey.Anybody here hunt? I'm thinking about hunting some elk. What do I need to know/buy/wear/do?
Marvin
Footballguy
Mine is from a Cal State school so it's almost not real. Actually half of it was from a junior college now that I think about it.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Just bet $10 to win $1000 on David Freese leading the MLB in homeruns this year. #degenerate
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's not that big.
Oh yeah. We talked about this.
That must have been one hell of a street sign.I grew up by the street sign. No religion- I was getting saved by the glock 9. By the minute- I was getting paid like a hot line.
These were schools though right?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I don't even know what this means.
Marvin
Footballguy
It's pronounced "fhed".
General Malaise
Footballguy
I will totally out-suck you, Pal.I need some dudes. My team sucks.Hack, you still want Brett Morell? How in the hell does he go 0-5 and score 3 runs today?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
That might be just what you guys need to get on the Amazing RaceI will totally out-suck you, Pal.I need some dudes. My team sucks.Hack, you still want Brett Morell? How in the hell does he go 0-5 and score 3 runs today?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That makes sense
General Malaise
Footballguy
My cousin received his PhD in Anthropology and now teaches Anatomy at some medical school in Des Moines (sp?). He's 38. This is the first 'real' job he's ever had. Guy LOVED to go to college. Now I guess he enjoys teaching at teh college, albiet the Med School level.
He's in town this week for some Antrhopology conference. Hundreds of really cool professors in Portland this week talking about monkeys and digs and such. I find that topic utterly fascinating. I kind of want to put on a tweed coat with elbow patches, buy a monacle, smoke a pipe and hang out downtown to talk shop with them.
He's in town this week for some Antrhopology conference. Hundreds of really cool professors in Portland this week talking about monkeys and digs and such. I find that topic utterly fascinating. I kind of want to put on a tweed coat with elbow patches, buy a monacle, smoke a pipe and hang out downtown to talk shop with them.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Shuke can look at the middle magazines while you do it.I will totally out-suck you, Pal.I need some dudes. My team sucks.Hack, you still want Brett Morell? How in the hell does he go 0-5 and score 3 runs today?
Does he know this guy?
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
I have an MFA, which is more worthless than a high school diploma but costs $30K+ more. It's sort of like a piece of paper declaring you stupid. So when you think about it, I have less than a college degree.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Shuke can look at the middle magazines while you do it.
Don't need no degree to be funny.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Maybe Pickles can back me up here, but the word around my academic campfire is that Anthro profs are some of the most laid back, drinking-friendly guys you can chill with.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Speaking of drinking, I can't be arsed to find the drinking thread, so -
The family is away for the week, I've had a rough day, there's a 12 pack of Guinness in the fridge and a quarter bottle of Jamesons left.
Cheers, GMTAN drunks.
The family is away for the week, I've had a rough day, there's a 12 pack of Guinness in the fridge and a quarter bottle of Jamesons left.
Cheers, GMTAN drunks.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's the sense I get. My cousin is a party tractor. Sounds like this entire week will be just one big drunk fest with some conference presentations tossed in. I took one Anthropology/Sociology class in college and it wasn't until my senior year. Had I taken it sooner, I probably would have majored in that instead of History (in a battle of worthless degrees). Millsaps has a professor (Dr. George Bay) that was recently on some PBS documentary with his students in the Yucatan. I had him my senior year. Long hair, totally laid back, very engaging. Really dug him. Bad pun not intended.
Marvin
Footballguy
Wow. After I got my degree I had to take 2 classes in order to enter the credential program (thanks for all the guidance, faculty mentor!). One of the classes I took was Physical Anthropology. I loved it. In the middle of doing some lab the prof comes over and says "What are you majoring in?". I told him "I already have a degree in History". He says "Damn, that last project you did was great. I wish you would have taken this class 4 years ago."
krista4
Footballguy
Hi people wanting to rent my houses: I'm listing on a English-language site, and, at risk of sounding like a Republican, if you contact me and speak in Spanish, but I respond in English and you are clearly also a first-language English speaker, then let's go with that, OK?
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Thank you krista. Some comment of yours in this thread made me try port, and I love you for it.
Marvin
Footballguy
Me gustaría alquilar su casa. En mi tiempo libre tengo peleas de gallos en la sala de estar. ¿Cuántos pies cuadrados es? ¿Y cuál es su política sobre los burros en la casa? Finalmente lo que llevas puesto ahora mismo?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Muchos gracias.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Muchas, muchacha.
krista4
Footballguy
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, just intervening in my crappy week, señor cosjobs sent a package of wine that arrived today.
No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.
And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.
I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.
And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.
I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
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krista4
Footballguy
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, just intervening in my crappy week, señor cosjobs sent a package of wine that arrived today. No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
krista4
Footballguy
Which ones are you drinking? I find I'm not a port snob and tend to like some of the "lesser" ones as much or more.Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My linkFound out the very hard way how to pronounce this properly at a fancy restaurant in front of a crowd of people...Which ones are you drinking? I find I'm not a port snob and tend to like some of the "lesser" ones as much or more.Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
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kevzilla
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He invited me to a cookout last weekend, which I would have loved to have attended.Stupid parents' 54th anniversary.Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, just intervening in my crappy week, señor cosjobs sent a package of wine that arrived today. No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
krista4
Footballguy
My linkFound out the very hard way how to pronounce this properly at a fancy restaurant in front of a crowd of people...Which ones are you drinking? I find I'm not a port snob and tend to like some of the "lesser" ones as much or more.Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
definitely good stuff.
What jerks! (Congrats.)He invited me to a cookout last weekend, which I would have loved to have attended.Stupid parents' 54th anniversary.Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, just intervening in my crappy week, señor cosjobs sent a package of wine that arrived today.
No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.
And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.
I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Its red. Dark red, imo. Kind of syruppy.Which ones are you drinking? I find I'm not a port snob and tend to like some of the "lesser" ones as much or more.Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Have it with some Stilton cheese and walnuts for a near-religious experienceWhoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Vintage Ports may be the most delicious liquid on earth. Try and get your hands on a 2003, 2000, or 1994. My favorite used to be 1977, but it has started to decline the last five years or so. Any of the major producers like Warres, Dow, etc. (and most of the minor) are great choices in those vintages. Expect to pay 80-260 for a bottle, but you can savor a single bottle over a long time. Because its fortified, it does not go bad anything like regular wine.Its red. Dark red, imo. Kind of syruppy.Which ones are you drinking? I find I'm not a port snob and tend to like some of the "lesser" ones as much or more.Whoa. Now that is pretty awesome. I'm a fairly recent (5-6 years?) port aficionado, and that's just something about which to spread the good word.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
He liked port so much, he bought the company!
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
I'm confused by the new fred. Does port come in boxes?
SofaKings
Footballguy
You've obviously never participated in a baseball draft with him.'krista4 said:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, just intervening in my crappy week, señor cosjobs sent a package of wine that arrived today. No ####### kidding. No reason to do this other than being kick-### cool.And we're not talking Yellow Tail, but well-thought-out and interesting wine that is not available here and a million times better than most of what we see.I know lots of people have been affected y the cosjobsgenerosity, but as my first direct experience I have to say that he's the freaking ####.
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