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'Gadzooks said:
"Secks" or "love making" doesn't quite fully describe the physical activity we engaged in. Every movement our naked bodies made were done in perfect rythm. Every spot we touched, the changing speeds, the words whispered, the moaning.... it was like our bodies were talking to each other.
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Awkward boner alert.
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'Mrs. Sacamano said:
Oh, hello Jimtanners
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Removed already? :rolleyes:
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I wanted to join in on the video fun, but wanted to add a new spin to it. I was going to do a series of 'behind the camera' shots where I narrated the action impersonating FBG's most famed members. I was going to do you once I figured out how to mimic your speech patterns and tone to at least a passable degree, but with a comic spin to it that is commonly seen on SNL, though I admit I'm a mere hack. Thorn's Maine accent I can probably do now with some degree of funny thanks to years of camp in that fine state and the sounds of Milwaukie/Minnesota are rife for comic fodder and in my wheelhouse thanks to several Midwest friends and family ties in Michigan. It also helps that I've seen Fargo 100 times and that Sammy has given me yards of material to work with.But the easiest impersonation for me is of course our good buddy Cosjobs since his accent is thick and I was raised in his home state. So he was the first and most logical target and last night I finally had some free time to myself where I could record the action without explaining myself to my wife, in-laws, parents, cousins, sons, co-workers, friends, co-coaches or my cat, whom I refuse to surrender my dignity to. It's bad enough he watches me scoop out his litter box. I'll be damned if he's going to watch me film myself for innernet friends.

Anyhow, I did one take in a rush, put it on youtube, threw it up here under an alias (wanted to try and remain in character, but realized that was foolish as I don't have any undiscovered alias and I linked right to my personal youtube) and sat back to watch the laughs roll in. Nothing. Nobody saw it. First person to respond was Cosjobs and he was offended.

I felt bad and took it down. I thought it was funny and was just busting balls. Considering I get a Powder the Pale guy joke thrown at me once a day, I figured it was okay for me to goof on others, especially if the goof isn't personal. I guess I crossed a line by coughing. I thought it was tame, but if it hurts feelings, I'm going to try and respect that. I was going to be a little more harsh on others, especially my good buddy Shuke, but if a joke flops, I'm not going to keep plugging away at it.

But #### it was funny. I don't care what anybody says. I laughed.
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Oooh, do me, do me.
 
'mr. furley said:
'shuke said:
'eaganwildcats said:
I was at a dinner this evening for seniors at my college and I saw a lot of kids throw their ties over their shoulders. I am thinking this is totally unacceptable - but do real people do this?
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I've never seen anyone do this. Ever.I do flip my tie over my shoulder when I'm washing my hands.
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getting barbecue sauce on it is better than water? :blink:
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Do you lean your entire torso over your plate while eating? This is crazy. I'm guessing if you have a tie on this is in a professional setting? And you do this at the table?Wow.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
I'd like to dedicate this song to Gadzooks. I call it WTF is Wrong With You, Moron?

We used to have so much fun together

From Chamber events to those straps made of leather

She was young and so foolish and bendy and bold

And I'd tell her I love her but damn am I old

So we'll settle for Fun, both at Five at Seven

The she'll graduate and marry a ######## named Kevin (who probably has big, crazy hair)

So what are these obstacles no one else is seein'?

I'm not Hitler. She's not Jewish. We're neither named Guillen.

Is her father my boss and he'll give me the can?

Or secret operations when she changed from a man?

Are we cousins or relatives quite closer still?

Does she prefer Jens and I guys named Bill?

So I guess I'll just go on suffering through twenty-two year-old sex

And I'll share with the Free for All 'til some uptight mod objects

And then when she leaves I'll sit here depressed and sad and lonely and broken and wishing I'd at least polished the teeth of that dental hygienist with my own special brand of floor ride instead of staying in a doomed relationship with some piece of ### I'm too stupid to either find a way to try to have a long-term relationship with or send on her merry way, so instead I'll keep having sex with her and pretend I don't have feelings for her until it all ends horribly because that seems like a really great plan, don't you think?\

Thank you.
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:goodposting: :lmao: The KevZilla reference was my favorite part
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I was deeply honored. Though unlike Zooks, I wouldn't be all conflicted on whether it would work or not.I would have been quite dead, months ago.

 
YahtzeeMilker/PV14/TRE's SO here.

My username isn't approved yet.

I've been reading and lurking on these boards for six years now. Up until tonight I always gave TRE his Internet Board privacy, never making a username for myself.(actually I think I was horatiocaine at one time but I can't seem to prove that) However, I have been watching (and sometimes filming) these shot videos since the beginning...since they were just organic shot videos. A dude filming himself doing a shot. I've seen them through some growth...I mean now we see costume changes, acting, outside influence, themes....I think these are awesome and I look forward to the shot videos. A lot. Maybe too much. Sad?

 
'TexanFan02 said:
'Dan Gladden said:
YahtzeeMilker/PV14/TRE's SO here.My username isn't approved yet.I've been reading and lurking on these boards for six years now. Up until tonight I always gave TRE his Internet Board privacy, never making a username for myself.(actually I think I was horatiocaine at one time but I can't seem to prove that) However, I have been watching (and sometimes filming) these shot videos since the beginning...since they were just organic shot videos. A dude filming himself doing a shot. I've seen them through some growth...I mean now we see costume changes, acting, outside influence, themes....I think these are awesome and I look forward to the shot videos. A lot. Maybe too much. Sad?
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I celebrate ALL of the shot videos, including Tre's.
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You misspelled especially.
 
'TexanFan02 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'TexanFan02 said:
'Dan Gladden said:
YahtzeeMilker/PV14/TRE's SO here.My username isn't approved yet.I've been reading and lurking on these boards for six years now. Up until tonight I always gave TRE his Internet Board privacy, never making a username for myself.(actually I think I was horatiocaine at one time but I can't seem to prove that) However, I have been watching (and sometimes filming) these shot videos since the beginning...since they were just organic shot videos. A dude filming himself doing a shot. I've seen them through some growth...I mean now we see costume changes, acting, outside influence, themes....I think these are awesome and I look forward to the shot videos. A lot. Maybe too much. Sad?
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I celebrate ALL of the shot videos, including Tre's.
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You misspelled especially.
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Did you have the changing shirts one? That one was awesome. I have to give some love to Krista4's husband and the Yao Ming vids though. And Shuke staring off into space. Hell, they're all good.
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It's like you're watching Police Academy 5 and telling me it's awesome.
 
'TexanFan02 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'TexanFan02 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'TexanFan02 said:
'Dan Gladden said:
YahtzeeMilker/PV14/TRE's SO here.My username isn't approved yet.I've been reading and lurking on these boards for six years now. Up until tonight I always gave TRE his Internet Board privacy, never making a username for myself.(actually I think I was horatiocaine at one time but I can't seem to prove that) However, I have been watching (and sometimes filming) these shot videos since the beginning...since they were just organic shot videos. A dude filming himself doing a shot. I've seen them through some growth...I mean now we see costume changes, acting, outside influence, themes....I think these are awesome and I look forward to the shot videos. A lot. Maybe too much. Sad?
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I celebrate ALL of the shot videos, including Tre's.
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You misspelled especially.
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Did you have the changing shirts one? That one was awesome. I have to give some love to Krista4's husband and the Yao Ming vids though. And Shuke staring off into space. Hell, they're all good.
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It's like you're watching Police Academy 5 and telling me it's awesome.
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It's not?
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Oh it is, but 1 and 2 were the best.
 
'krista4 said:
Hmph, this Thursday wasn't nearly as fun as last Thursday. I will keep my hopes up for Saturday, though.
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I'm hosting a family reunion for 25 people Saturday I have abandoned all hope for the day. Best case it won't suck and my cousins do the dishes. Thanks god for a commercial fryer and a reunion tradition of fried fish. Easy peasy
 
and yes, i asked a random stranger in a bar to take a video of me and my friends doing a shot without even hesitating. i might have a problem

 
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Heard the strangest song I've heard in a long time today and I'm not sure if I liked it or not. The voice sounded very familiar and I knew right away it wasn't a modern era song.

"Don't Box Me In" by Stan Rdigway (with Stuart Copeland and his sound is distinctly heard in this). Just looked it up. Reason why it sounded familiar was that Stan was the lead singer for Wall of Vodoo of "Mexican Radio" fame.

Bet Tanner likes this one. Interesting song.

 
'General Malaise said:
Heard the strangest song I've heard in a long time today and I'm not sure if I liked it or not. The voice sounded very familiar and I knew right away it wasn't a modern era song. "Don't Box Me In" by Stan Rdigway (with Stuart Copeland and his sound is distinctly heard in this). Just looked it up. Reason why it sounded familiar was that Stan was the lead singer for Wall of Vodoo of "Mexican Radio" fame. Bet Tanner likes this one. Interesting song.
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:thumbup: I saw Wall of Voodoo live opening up for Oingo Boingo back in like '83.
 
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
Heard the strangest song I've heard in a long time today and I'm not sure if I liked it or not. The voice sounded very familiar and I knew right away it wasn't a modern era song. "Don't Box Me In" by Stan Rdigway (with Stuart Copeland and his sound is distinctly heard in this). Just looked it up. Reason why it sounded familiar was that Stan was the lead singer for Wall of Vodoo of "Mexican Radio" fame. Bet Tanner likes this one. Interesting song.
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:thumbup: I saw Wall of Voodoo live opening up for Oingo Boingo back in like '83.
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I was a wee pup in the early 80's, but "Mexican Radio" was and still is one of my favorite songs. I never owned it, so I never over played it and I never had MTV, so it remained an under played song for my ears. Could get into this guy some more.
 
'Dan Gladden said:
YahtzeeMilker/PV14/TRE's SO here.My username isn't approved yet.I've been reading and lurking on these boards for six years now. Up until tonight I always gave TRE his Internet Board privacy, never making a username for myself.(actually I think I was horatiocaine at one time but I can't seem to prove that) However, I have been watching (and sometimes filming) these shot videos since the beginning...since they were just organic shot videos. A dude filming himself doing a shot. I've seen them through some growth...I mean now we see costume changes, acting, outside influence, themes....I think these are awesome and I look forward to the shot videos. A lot. Maybe too much. Sad?
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PV:bye:
 
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worked from home this am... getting excited for the Red Sox game!

can't wait to see what they're going to do to celebrate. i heard they're trying to break the world record for largest toast and everyone will have grape juice at their seats - that sounds lame.

eta - 1500!!!! (until Tanner deletes some posts)

 
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'Guster said:
worked from home this am... getting excited for the Red Sox game!can't wait to see what they're going to do to celebrate. i heard they're trying to break the world record for largest toast and everyone will have grape juice at their seats - that sounds lame.
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Fried chicken and beer for everyone!
 
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