GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

zooks, you forgot to include the wink.

 

[YSR]

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

cornhole wagon now moving at 75MPH

 

[Jeff Vader]

Interesting developments that are going to lead to me drinking heavily tonight.

First off, 22 YO went away for the weekend with her family to their house on Cape Cod. Next Friday she leaves for a week to go to a conference in Vegas. Since my relationship with her is doomed to end badly, some have suggested I move on and pursue other options, someone even was kind enough to write a song about it. As I've mentioned before, my Dental Hygienist (we'll call her "DH") has piqued my interest and I've been told the interest is mutual. So yesterday I sent her message asking her out via the Facebooks private message technology. I thought my message was alright and even borderline charming:

"Hey... would it be a violation of the Hygienist/Patient code if I were to take you out for a drink some night? What do you say?"

It took her just about 24 hours to respond with:

"Let me get back to you on that "

I don't even know how to respond to that or if I want to respond to it. I've been banging a hot 22 YO for the last 5 months and she's gonna "get back to me on that". I feel like going all

Buck up little trooper. Back when I was a freshman in college my dad's old business partner, an uncle of sorts, took me out back on his porch, gave me a cig and a beer, and told me the best advice I ever got: p#### comes in feasts and famines. The next day winter break was over and I went back to my dorm and nailed 8 chicks spring semester. I ended up dating the last one pretty seriously and four years later we got married.

The point is as long as you don't get married again, the feast will continue forever.

The end.

 

[kevzilla]

One of the surgeons I work with is having a party tonight. These things get pretty wild; I may be charging the mound later.

 

[Josie Maran]

zooks, you forgot to include the wink.

If you're a single guy texting single girls and not including winks and smilies, you're doing it so wrong you just need to stop doing it.

 

[Josie Maran]

zooks, you forgot to include the wink.

If you're a single guy texting single girls and not including winks and smilies, you're doing it so wrong you just need to stop doing it.

And this includes girls that are out of junior high.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Think I won Guster's red Sox pool today.

Gb $20

 

[mr. furley]

One of the surgeons I work with is having a party tonight. These things get pretty wild I may be charging the mound later.

euphemism, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

Interesting developments that are going to lead to me drinking heavily tonight.

First off, 22 YO went away for the weekend with her family to their house on Cape Cod. Next Friday she leaves for a week to go to a conference in Vegas. Since my relationship with her is doomed to end badly, some have suggested I move on and pursue other options, someone even was kind enough to write a song about it. As I've mentioned before, my Dental Hygienist (we'll call her "DH") has piqued my interest and I've been told the interest is mutual. So yesterday I sent her message asking her out via the Facebooks private message technology. I thought my message was alright and even borderline charming:

"Hey... would it be a violation of the Hygienist/Patient code if I were to take you out for a drink some night? What do you say?"

It took her just about 24 hours to respond with:

"Let me get back to you on that "

I don't even know how to respond to that or if I want to respond to it. I've been banging a hot 22 YO for the last 5 months and she's gonna "get back to me on that". I feel like going all

Drive to Cape Cod. You know you want to.

 

[YSR]

I'm on my 4th stadium beer since 7:00. Have I already eclipsed eaganwildcats?

 

[-fish-]

LitChat activated.

do we need credentials for this? I've been hoping for some use for my undergrad degree for 15 years.

Oh btw, GB, I've been meaning to tell you this for awhile -For a guy whose life implodes a lot, you have one of the happiest, sh## eating grins I've ever seen. It's dreamy. What's your secret?Wait. Let me guess.1. You never get less than 12 hours sleep.2. You never play cards against guy who has the same first name as the city.3. You never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

I never sleep more than 4 hoursI'm a degenerate gamblerTattoos, done correctly, are hot.I drink. A lot. With young women that laugh at my misadventures, and provide enough entertainment that anything else is only temporary. They help me see the absurdity of dwelling on bad stuff that's either caused by my own poor decisions or beyond my control.And I drink a lot.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm on my 4th stadium beer since 7:00. Have I already eclipsed eaganwildcats?

Nope.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH

 

[eaganwildcats]

I'm on my 4th stadium beer since 7:00. Have I already eclipsed eaganwildcats?

Probably, I suck. Have to drink 1 every twenty minutes to finish.

 

[Frostillicus]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

 

[-fish-]

Headed out with Meg to go drink on the water for sunset.

See you people in the drink thread later.

 

[Jeff Vader]

LitChat activated.

do we need credentials for this? I've been hoping for some use for my undergrad degree for 15 years.

Oh btw, GB, I've been meaning to tell you this for awhile -For a guy whose life implodes a lot, you have one of the happiest, sh## eating grins I've ever seen. It's dreamy.

What's your secret?

Wait. Let me guess.

1. You never get less than 12 hours sleep.

2. You never play cards against guy who has the same first name as the city.

3. You never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

I never sleep more than 4 hoursI'm a degenerate gambler

Tattoos, done correctly, are hot.

I drink. A lot. With young women that laugh at my misadventures, and provide enough entertainment that anything else is only temporary. They help me see the absurdity of dwelling on bad stuff that's either caused by my own poor decisions or beyond my control.

And I drink a lot.

My link

 

[Jeff Vader]

That pic made sense when I was posting it, but now it just looks Turtlish.

 

[Guster]

Think I won Guster's red Sox pool today.Gb $20

Sure did. One less run by the Yanks and it would have been Zooks's glory. Can't believe the Sox were up 9-1 and lost. WTF???

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

 

[Frostillicus]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

Fine then. Friendship over.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Think I won Guster's red Sox pool today.Gb $20

Sure did. One less run by the Yanks and it would have been Zooks's glory. Can't believe the Sox were up 9-1 and lost. WTF???

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

Fine then. Friendship over.

Video shot to show your commitment to Duke's Party Rockin' Good Times?

 

[Frostillicus]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

Fine then. Friendship over.

Video shot to show your commitment to Duke's Party Rockin' Good Times?

no

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

Fine then. Friendship over.

Video shot to show your commitment to Duke's Party Rockin' Good Times?

no

Weak. Sauce.

 

[Frostillicus]

freaki' TRE. The bar is like, right there. Let's go.

There are boobs, like, right here.

Fine then. Friendship over.

Video shot to show your commitment to Duke's Party Rockin' Good Times?

no

Weak. Sauce.

So's your face.

 

[Frostillicus]

Switching to vodka, so I'll see you guys tomorrow.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Switching to vodka, so I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Tell your mom I said hi.

 

[Frostillicus]

Switching to vodka, so I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Tell your mom I said hi.

Duke's?

 

[eaganwildcats]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

Post 7: Beer 6 down 1:25.

Post 8: Beer 7 down 1:55. Starting to feel it. Wish it was nice outside so it was easier to 'stay active'. So we beat on, boats against the current...

So what are you doing, just sitting around? You're f'ed.

 

[King_Kelly]

This whole case day thing seems pretty disappointing. Let's try to make sure we're going to complete it before making a big deal about it.

 

[King_Kelly]

Watching The Day After Tomorrow on FX. I love terrible disaster movies, and this definitely fits the bill.

 

[Tick]

First time in here. Summary of what's happened so far?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

First time in here. Summary of what's happened so far?

life

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just got done watching "Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps"

Who was singing the song at the end during rolling of the credits?

 

[Frostillicus]

First time in here. Summary of what's happened so far?

PM Shuke.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just got done watching "Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps"Who was singing the song at the end during rolling of the credits?

Riyahnnah

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just got done watching "Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps"Who was singing the song at the end during rolling of the credits?

Riyahnnah

Doubtful. It was a guy.

 

[mr. furley]

Just got done watching "Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps"Who was singing the song at the end during rolling of the credits?

Riyahnnah

Doubtful. It was a guy.

Clint Eastwood

 

[Frostillicus]

Hit up a meat raffle today but didn't win because we got there too late and only got in on a couple draws. Played some pulltabs after that and hit a hundred dollar winner. Now I'm home and drunk and eating a leftover chilito from taco bell.

How's that for regional?

 

[Frostillicus]

Kettle-roasted giant seeds are lame. Apparently kettle roasting is code for flavor killing.

 

[shuke]

"Let me get back to you"? What the #### kind of answer is that? She has to think about it?

Go #### yourself, honey.

 

[krista4]

Hit up a meat raffle today but didn't win because we got there too late and only got in on a couple draws. Played some pulltabs after that and hit a hundred dollar winner. Now I'm home and drunk and eating a leftover chilito from taco bell. How's that for regional?

Needs more Target.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

STill catchin up on the last page but I'm hammered and in chat

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

"Let me get back to you"? What the #### kind of answer is that? She has to think about it?Go #### yourself, honey.

Time to go to a new dentist

 

[Frostillicus]

Hit up a meat raffle today but didn't win because we got there too late and only got in on a couple draws. Played some pulltabs after that and hit a hundred dollar winner. Now I'm home and drunk and eating a leftover chilito from taco bell. How's that for regional?

Needs more Target.

Good call. We did stop at Target this morning on the way to the Airport. And I drove semi-near Target Center and Target Field.

 

[shuke]

Just went to check out what we have for potential shot videos. I have 3 bottles of whiskey, 2 unopend. Why? I don't even like it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just got done watching "Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps"Who was singing the song at the end during rolling of the credits?

Riyahnnah

Doubtful. It was a guy.

Wait. You watched that whole movie?I'm sorry

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just went to check out what we have for potential shot videos. I have 3 bottles of whiskey, 2 unopend. Why? I don't even like it.

Send one to me. I'll paypal ya for it

 

[Frostillicus]

Any of you dickdonks want a copy of Game of Thrones on blu-ray? i got one, first come firs severd or whaver.