GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

WHY ARE YOU AT TARGET AGAIN?

HE'S TAKING A CRAP!

Exactly. My current ladyfriend is a manager at HH Gregg, which is right next to Target. She was stuck working so I brought her dinner... and it shook something loose in my innards. Needed to get relief post-haste, so Target to the rescue. Oh, and while I was there, I got golf balls and socks. Because I can walk in the door without dropping $50. And a deuce, apparently.

I had my bowels rumble big time this afternoon and I knew I had less than three minutes to find a toilet or I'd need a washateria for my clothes.Only thing I saw was a Chick Fil A. I pulled in and they had newspapers on the counter, so I grabbed one on the trot to the restroom. Made it in time and read the sports section in a quite comfortable handicap stall. Sometimes life works out ok.

 

[King_Kelly]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

WHY ARE YOU AT TARGET AGAIN?

HE'S TAKING A CRAP!

Exactly. My current ladyfriend is a manager at HH Gregg, which is right next to Target. She was stuck working so I brought her dinner... and it shook something loose in my innards. Needed to get relief post-haste, so Target to the rescue. Oh, and while I was there, I got golf balls and socks. Because I can walk in the door without dropping $50. And a deuce, apparently.

I had my bowels rumble big time this afternoon and I knew I had less than three minutes to find a toilet or I'd need a washateria for my clothes.Only thing I saw was a Chick Fil A. I pulled in and they had newspapers on the counter, so I grabbed one on the trot to the restroom. Made it in time and read the sports section in a quite comfortable handicap stall. Sometimes life works out ok.

Did you get my text?

 

[cosjobs]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

Does Bud Lite Lime give hangovers with killer headaches, like Bud?

I had a brutal hangover yesterday, but the BL Lime had nothing to do with it. In related news, a bottle of Stoli WILL give a killer hangover.

Switch to Skyy.Another great hangover remedy = this stuff. Inside are plastic wrapped packs of vitamins (probably like 10-14 pills). Weightlifters take them while training, but they're also the ultimate hangover blocker. Take them any time during the day, drink some Gatorade before you pass out, and you can get bombed and wake up fine.

At the liquor store next door to the Costco here, they are selling KRU 82 handles of vodka packaged in stainless steel sports bottles and come with a smaller 200 ml sports bottle, also filled with vodka for $22. I think the bottles are worth more than that and the vodka seems quite god, too (I am no vodka expert). Here's a pic of some 750 bottles. containers.

 

[cosjobs]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

www.shotvideos.com already purchased. But we probably need the GMTAN branding somewhere in the title.

Embarrassingvideoshots.com and shotswithhorses.com are available.

 

[shuke]

You know how it is when you've had the runs for a couple of days and you start to wonder if you're ever going to have a solid crap again or if people are always going to wonder if a duck is puking in the stall you're in?

Yeah... me neither.

my linkT&Ps

One of the nice thing about the runs is that it's usually a pretty easy cleanup due to the high water content.

Thanks for this visual.

 

[cosjobs]

After dinner I walk into the living room to set up the dvd player for movie night for the old folks. I smell an odor and look around. My 75 gallon saltwater aquarium is half full. The rest of the water is on the floor in a widening circle emanating from the bottom of the aquarium.

Three hours later my carpet cleaner guy did a hot shot to my house and vacuumed and cleaned the entire area and a guy I found on ebay who does aquarium setups came over and dismantled and removed the entire aquarium system, in return for the entire setup. Nightmare averted, but a huge pita and an expensive mistake. No more saltwater anything for me, unless Forrest sends me some taffy. Sometimes you just cauterize the wound and move on.

 

[shuke]

Jesus

 

[urbanhack]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

www.shotvideos.com already purchased. But we probably need the GMTAN branding somewhere in the title.

Embarrassingvideoshots.com and shotswithhorses.com are available.

I better add them to the shotvideo family.

 

[kevzilla]

Jesus

I would think 'best war novel' would be right up your alley.

 

[shuke]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I don't know why this stuff bothers me but I guess the incessant need to constantly be in control of something seems weird and makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Marvin]

I just spent 3.5 hours calling voters in my school district to drum-up/gauge support for the bond we've got on the June 5 ballot. I hate trying to sell people stuff. I hate talking about politics. I hate talking about taxes/finance. I'm pretty sure I actually cost us votes tonight.

 

[Uniball]

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, URBANHACK.

 

[cstu]

I'm posting this for no other reason than I thought it was a cool story...bro.

On a side note, after watching that Ted Nugent vid...About 10 years ago I went to a book signing by Nugent on a whim, stood in line for an hour with my refin '59 LP Junior that happened to be in my trunk, just to see that he was charging 50 bucks to sign anything but his book. No way I was going to pay. So as I'm there talking to his handler he comes over away from the table, leaving a line of about 50 people asking whats going on. He asks to see my guitar, plays a couple of licks, tels me that he cant sign the guitar but grabs an 8X10, signs it and gives me a pick. No charge. I thougnt that was pretty cool.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

http://shotvideos.tumblr.com/

So how does one post a video to that site? :tumblrrookie:ETA and there's a few in the archives of GMTAN/Drunk thread that probably should be there

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

http://shotvideos.tumblr.com/

So how does one post a video to that site? :tumblrrookie:ETA and there's a few in the archives of GMTAN/Drunk thread that probably should be there

Yeah, I'll have to add the older ones, I have a bunch of them. I'll spend some time on this tomorrow; I'm busy reading a novel.I set it up so anyone can 'submit' a post. I imagine you have to sign in to tumblr and look for a submit link.

 

[cstu]

IRC humor:

<anamexis> oh man<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind<anamexis> and it exploded<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard<anamexis> but I got it away just in time<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ####ers)<anamexis> :<

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> #### me

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

http://shotvideos.tumblr.com/

So how does one post a video to that site? :tumblrrookie:ETA and there's a few in the archives of GMTAN/Drunk thread that probably should be there

Yeah, I'll have to add the older ones, I have a bunch of them. I'll spend some time on this tomorrow; I'm busy reading a novel.I set it up so anyone can 'submit' a post. I imagine you have to sign in to tumblr and look for a submit link.

Over/Under on the first bong rip submitted is May 18. Krista is +1,500 Homer and Drifter are -1,000

 

[Homer J Simpson]

IRC humor:

My link

 

[Guster]

Had half a bottle of port tonight.

Oh, and some really good sex

All in all, a rather good night

 

[cosjobs]

I'm posting this for no other reason than I thought it was a cool story...bro.

On a side note, after watching that Ted Nugent vid...About 10 years ago I went to a book signing by Nugent on a whim, stood in line for an hour with my refin '59 LP Junior that happened to be in my trunk, just to see that he was charging 50 bucks to sign anything but his book. No way I was going to pay. So as I'm there talking to his handler he comes over away from the table, leaving a line of about 50 people asking whats going on. He asks to see my guitar, plays a couple of licks, tels me that he cant sign the guitar but grabs an 8X10, signs it and gives me a pick. No charge. I thougnt that was pretty cool.

I was a big fan of the Amboy Dukes when I was in Jr. High, but Ted's a ####. He could have signed the guitar in the time it took to get an 8x10 and a pick. I would have ripped it up and thrown it in his face.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

Approved, but from my phone it looks like there was an embed fail.I think the plus is a one stop shop for vids. Could suck though...not sure.

 

[Marvin]

I've decided to start selling my own line of toys.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

Approved, but from my phone it looks like there was an embed fail.I think the plus is a one stop shop for vids. Could suck though...not sure.

Yeah, I only have the option to embed pics so I went the youtube embed link route. Now it shows the text of the embed link. Probably need to work through some bugs.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've decided to start selling my own line of toys.

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that as I did

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've decided to start selling my own line of toys.

TannerShtick Industries

 

[krista4]

I made it to Atlanta. Not looking forward to the 16-17 hour flight to Tokyo. Current over-under on number of times I go to the bathroom: eight.

No ambien?

Ambien doesn't work for me. Nothing works for me, sleep-wise.I'm now in Tokyo. About nine more hours before I get to Singapore. This is freaking brutal. On the plus side, I've eaten about 20 times in the last several hours. I'm going to gain 20 lbs before I even arrive.

 

[krista4]

The flight is two hours shorter than I thought. Please reset the over-under to seven (and with one banked already). See you guys in Tokyo!

No in-flight internet? What kind of 2nd rate airline have they booked you on?

There was. I just wanted to watch movies though. I watched Marcy May Martha Marlene (or whatever the order of those words is supposed to be), The Descendants, Hugo, Drive, The Artist, and The Help ( on that last one; I was getting desperate).

 

[Jeff Vader]

So I should probably take back my Yu Darvish hate.

The box score says he tore through my Yankees for 8.1 innings, 0 runs, and 10 strikeouts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to start drinking soon.

 

[phishphan]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

Approved, but from my phone it looks like there was an embed fail.I think the plus is a one stop shop for vids. Could suck though...not sure.

if you just want a place to collect them all, we could have a thread at :e: that is just for posting links to the vids.

 

[BigJohn]

I loved the food in Thailand and Cambodia. Hell, the first couple days in Bangkok I think I ate about 90% fruit and it was all amazing. The food was a lot of rice and nicely seasoned meat dishes. The middle-eastern district had some great food too.

I love the food in Cambodia, Vietnam, Singapore and Thailand. Oh, and Malaysia. Ok, all of it. The only reason to go to Singapore (other than for a one-hour meeting) is for the food. Some of the best in the world.

I have a friend who moved to Singapore for his wife's job. I think he has McDonalds delivered to his apartment every day for lunch. He's probably bigger than shuke, and he is definitely NOT coming home at 120. Or anything that starts with a 1 for that matter.

Big John.

You're nice and all, but...

I think I'm talking about a different Big John.Sacs?

No Sacs. OG BJ here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

Approved, but from my phone it looks like there was an embed fail.I think the plus is a one stop shop for vids. Could suck though...not sure.

if you just want a place to collect them all, we could have a thread at :e: that is just for posting links to the vids.

I have dream that little black shot takers and little white shot takers will hold hands and submit funny videos of themselves taking shots.

 

[phishphan]

SO I posted a test video. Now it says it's up for approval. Is TRE approving all of these? If he's at a bar we're screwed. Plus you have to youtube it anyways. Not seeing the advantage of this

Approved, but from my phone it looks like there was an embed fail.I think the plus is a one stop shop for vids. Could suck though...not sure.

if you just want a place to collect them all, we could have a thread at :e: that is just for posting links to the vids.

I have dream that little black shot takers and little white shot takers will hold hands and submit funny videos of themselves taking shots.

so exactly why do you hate Asians?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

 

[Corky]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

So tempted to join.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

Hmmm... maybe Mag B.

 

[Corky]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

Hmmm... maybe Mag B.

Harrison Stevens.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

Hmmm... maybe Mag B.

Harrison Stevens.

GM

 

[Marvin]

I've decided to start selling my own line of toys.

TannerShtick Industries

I was thinking more like: Greater Sioux Falls Raincoats and Boots

 

[Jeff Vader]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

strong pick (on the right)

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

Hmmm... maybe Mag B.

Harrison Stevens.

GM

9985

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus

Yea...that whole drafting with Timschoooch is a head-scratcher.

I'm drafting shuke as Best Fictional Athlete.

strong pick (on the right)

Stunningly similar pose to GM blowing his vuvuzela.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"let's touch #####"

 

[Stoneys]

lawlzzz

 

[Marvin]

Craigslist car ad uber alles

imgur if CL is blocked

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Got any Nachos?

 

[Marvin]

Got any Nachos?

ooooh girl, check out these nails