GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Quicker link

 

[-fish-]

I think I found my next ex wife.

 

[UniAlias]

Super drunk from a day on the lake but heading to Unilias birthday party anyway. Hope he doesn't mind my +2.

hope you had a good time, gb. It's 6am and I'm hammered. I better call it a night

 

[flysack]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

 

[flysack]

I think I found my next ex wife.

We need the sunny details, guy. Also, for the record I hope Knuckles bounces back. But it's hardly surprising, yea? This girl was always hanging off the cliff. More surprising is she was in charge of diagnosing other people hanging off the cliff. Let me guess - she has a psych degree right?

 

[Guster]

Can I get a 2 day recap?

No shots here.

is that our first cornhole video post?

http://youtu.be/xQGf6VXCJQk I think

That foot's not swollen at all. Nice back of thigh shot.

Is it sad that when I saw the video for the first time (yes, I watched it more than once ) that "wow, shuke is really gonna like this" popped into my head?

Wait, there's more!!!!

http://youtu.be/6zJoBRB5j0U

I didn't see any chicks

Doesn't look like the Hamptons, either. More like the Hampton Inn.

Nice post-cocaine sniff at 0:17.

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Highlight of the evening: They introduce our team as the winners. I didn't join until last year but I guess this same team won 3 or 4 times out of the last 7. The organizer/MC/head soccer coach introduced us as "the team you love to hate" (or whatever a British accent sounds like). Then they gave us a bunch of undersized t-shirts...that's what happens when a bunch of 19 year old soccer players orders shirts.

Oh yeah...the highlight. After our team leader introduced us individually there was a very weak smattering of applause and then silence. I took the opportunity to yell at the top of my voice while doing this:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?

how did that go over? we need details of the event.

I think I found my next ex wife.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

Welcome back

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, do you ever sit back and wonder just how the holy hell you can be blood related to your sister? Yeah, me too.

Oh yeah. Mom just woke up to find a VM from her. My Mom's first reaction? Oh ####, how did she get my cell phone number?! The VM? She missed her flight.

Oh. and I have a first date in an hour with a woman named Sunshine.

I dated a girl named Sunshine a few years ago. She was a nice girl. Had daddy issues. Liked to be told what to do.

I got lap dances from a hot stripper named Sunshine about 10 years ago. Who is keeping track of all the videos?

 

[Marvin]

SLB, do you ever sit back and wonder just how the holy hell you can be blood related to your sister? Yeah, me too.

Oh yeah. Mom just woke up to find a VM from her. My Mom's first reaction? Oh ####, how did she get my cell phone number?! The VM? She missed her flight.

Oh. and I have a first date in an hour with a woman named Sunshine.

I dated a girl named Sunshine a few years ago. She was a nice girl. Had daddy issues. Liked to be told what to do.

I got lap dances from a hot stripper named Sunshine about 10 years ago. Who is keeping track of all the videos?

There are videos of you getting a lap dance from Sunshine?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, do you ever sit back and wonder just how the holy hell you can be blood related to your sister? Yeah, me too.

Oh yeah. Mom just woke up to find a VM from her. My Mom's first reaction? Oh ####, how did she get my cell phone number?! The VM? She missed her flight.

Oh. and I have a first date in an hour with a woman named Sunshine.

I dated a girl named Sunshine a few years ago. She was a nice girl. Had daddy issues. Liked to be told what to do.

I got lap dances from a hot stripper named Sunshine about 10 years ago. Who is keeping track of all the videos?

There are videos of you getting a lap dance from Sunshine?

 

[shuke]

Wait, there's more!!!!

http://youtu.be/6zJoBRB5j0U

I didn't see any chicks

Doesn't look like the Hamptons, either. More like the Hampton Inn.

Nice post-cocaine sniff at 0:17.

 

[General Malaise]

wife just made me TWO breakfast egg sandos...english muffins, tillamook extra sharp reserved white cheddar, fried egg, tobasco (sp?)....there's not a better egg sando out there. I think we could sell these out of a food cart.

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty excited...moving back into my house this month. And as if my life wasn't a 'Made for TV Movie' already, my ex-wife has agreed to move into our townhouse, which will save us all a little bit of money, so big ups to her for agreeing to go along with this.

As you might recall, she sort of let the yard go, and by go, she let it turn into something you'd see on an episode of COPS. Well, I'm happy to report my hired crew did a fantastic job cleaning up. Very happy to see it restored and am very eager to get in there, clean up the rest of the crap that needs to go, and begin transforming it into the yard we've always talked about.

Before After

Before After

Yard debris that didn't fit into our giant green yard debris container

 

[cosjobs]

wife just made me TWO breakfast egg sandos...english muffins, tillamook extra sharp reserved white cheddar, fried egg, tobasco (sp?)....there's not a better egg sando out there. I think we could sell these out of a food cart. Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

When a cheese needs six adjectives and the sandwich has four ingredients, I feel like its being sold by the Tillamook Super Grand Awesome Happy Fancy Marketing team.

 

[General Malaise]

wife just made me TWO breakfast egg sandos...english muffins, tillamook extra sharp reserved white cheddar, fried egg, tobasco (sp?)....there's not a better egg sando out there. I think we could sell these out of a food cart.

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

When a cheese needs six adjectives and the sandwich has four ingredients, I feel like its being sold by the Tillamook Super Grand Awesome Happy Fancy Marketing team.

Sooooooo goooooood....

 

[cosjobs]

Pretty excited...moving back into my house this month. And as if my life wasn't a 'Made for TV Movie' already, my ex-wife has agreed to move into our townhouse, which will save us all a little bit of money, so big ups to her for agreeing to go along with this.

As you might recall, she sort of let the yard go, and by go, she let it turn into something you'd see on an episode of COPS. Well, I'm happy to report my hired crew did a fantastic job cleaning up. Very happy to see it restored and am very eager to get in there, clean up the rest of the crap that needs to go, and begin transforming it into the yard we've always talked about.

Before After

Before After

Yard debris that didn't fit into our giant green yard debris container

Congrats on mowing the lawn. It looks good.

 

[cosjobs]

wife just made me TWO breakfast egg sandos...english muffins, tillamook extra sharp reserved white cheddar, fried egg, tobasco (sp?)....there's not a better egg sando out there. I think we could sell these out of a food cart.

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

When a cheese needs six adjectives and the sandwich has four ingredients, I feel like its being sold by the Tillamook Super Grand Awesome Happy Fancy Marketing team.

Sooooooo goooooood....

Its what we usually eat here. The sharp you show is available at Costco and grocery stores carry the little two pound blocks of the regular and sharp. I pick up a few blocks whenever they go on sale for $5 each. The reserve is almost double that. Outstanding value compared to most high end cheeses.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Pretty excited...moving back into my house this month. And as if my life wasn't a 'Made for TV Movie' already, my ex-wife has agreed to move into our townhouse, which will save us all a little bit of money, so big ups to her for agreeing to go along with this.

As you might recall, she sort of let the yard go, and by go, she let it turn into something you'd see on an episode of COPS. Well, I'm happy to report my hired crew did a fantastic job cleaning up. Very happy to see it restored and am very eager to get in there, clean up the rest of the crap that needs to go, and begin transforming it into the yard we've always talked about.

Before After

Before After

Yard debris that didn't fit into our giant green yard debris container

Wow. Why would she do something like that?

 

[Frostillicus]

I mowed my lawn yesterday all by myself.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty excited...moving back into my house this month. And as if my life wasn't a 'Made for TV Movie' already, my ex-wife has agreed to move into our townhouse, which will save us all a little bit of money, so big ups to her for agreeing to go along with this.

As you might recall, she sort of let the yard go, and by go, she let it turn into something you'd see on an episode of COPS. Well, I'm happy to report my hired crew did a fantastic job cleaning up. Very happy to see it restored and am very eager to get in there, clean up the rest of the crap that needs to go, and begin transforming it into the yard we've always talked about.

Before After

Before After

Yard debris that didn't fit into our giant green yard debris container

Congrats on mowing the lawn. It looks good.

They did quite a bit more than just mow, Snarkjobs.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty excited...moving back into my house this month. And as if my life wasn't a 'Made for TV Movie' already, my ex-wife has agreed to move into our townhouse, which will save us all a little bit of money, so big ups to her for agreeing to go along with this.

As you might recall, she sort of let the yard go, and by go, she let it turn into something you'd see on an episode of COPS. Well, I'm happy to report my hired crew did a fantastic job cleaning up. Very happy to see it restored and am very eager to get in there, clean up the rest of the crap that needs to go, and begin transforming it into the yard we've always talked about.

Before After

Before After

Yard debris that didn't fit into our giant green yard debris container

Wow. Why would she do something like that?

She was never very good at yardwork, but after we agreed to buy her out, she just gave up altogether. We have an HOA that is very strict and we are damn lucky the neighbors behind us who see the back yard didn't lodge a complaint. Those old swingsets need to go, as does the pile of broken concrete and wet sand.

 

[General Malaise]

I mowed my lawn yesterday all by myself.

I can't wait to move in so I too can mow all by myself. TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!

 

[Osaurus]

Just bought a pressure washer. Shyed away from electric for a gas powered 2700 PSI 2.3 GPM Honda engine model. Now I guess I will have to use it.

 

[General Malaise]

Just bought a pressure washer. Shyed away from electric for a gas powered 2700 PSI 2.3 GPM Honda engine model. Now I guess I will have to use it.

I'm borrowing one of these from my boss to power wash before I paint. Is it as fun as I think it's going to be?

 

[Disco Stu]

Super drunk from a day on the lake but heading to Unilias birthday party anyway. Hope he doesn't mind my +2.

Holy crap.

 

[cosjobs]

Just bought a pressure washer. Shyed away from electric for a gas powered 2700 PSI 2.3 GPM Honda engine model. Now I guess I will have to use it.

good move. the electric ones are toys compared to the gas ones.

 

[Osaurus]

Just bought a pressure washer. Shyed away from electric for a gas powered 2700 PSI 2.3 GPM Honda engine model. Now I guess I will have to use it.

I'm borrowing one of these from my boss to power wash before I paint. Is it as fun as I think it's going to be?

From what I have seen and heard...yes

Just bought a pressure washer. Shyed away from electric for a gas powered 2700 PSI 2.3 GPM Honda engine model. Now I guess I will have to use it.

good move. the electric ones are toys compared to the gas ones.

I was going back and forth about just renting one once a year versus buying one. I had $150 in gift cards at Home Depot so it cost me less than one of the electric models. Was a snap to set up and looking forward to using it soon.

 

[General Malaise]

I too am in the market for a bike. Once we move, I'm going to put my bike on the communter train and then bike into the office. Hoping to save gas money and drop some pounds. Also hoping to pick up a healthy habit for once in my life. I am hoping to pick up a used bike for under $200. Would hate to tie up real money into a bike and let it sit in the garage motionless next to my roller blades, punching bag and barbells.

Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you don't come across online as the handiest sort. It might not be a bad idea to buy an inexpensive new bike so that you know it actually works. How tall are you? Feel free to use me as a resource if you want opinions on CL bikes.

Will do. Can I get a Trek for about 200 new? I'm like 6'...with shoes.

Ran into the dad of one of the kids I coach hoops/soccer yesterday...he works for Trek. Big bike guy. Told me to look online, find something I liked and email him for a steep discount. WINNING!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Still have my Trek 830 from 1992.

 

[flysack]

Lawn chat activated.

 

[proninja]

I too am in the market for a bike. Once we move, I'm going to put my bike on the communter train and then bike into the office. Hoping to save gas money and drop some pounds. Also hoping to pick up a healthy habit for once in my life. I am hoping to pick up a used bike for under $200. Would hate to tie up real money into a bike and let it sit in the garage motionless next to my roller blades, punching bag and barbells.

Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you don't come across online as the handiest sort. It might not be a bad idea to buy an inexpensive new bike so that you know it actually works. How tall are you? Feel free to use me as a resource if you want opinions on CL bikes.

Will do. Can I get a Trek for about 200 new? I'm like 6'...with shoes.

Ran into the dad of one of the kids I coach hoops/soccer yesterday...he works for Trek. Big bike guy. Told me to look online, find something I liked and email him for a steep discount. WINNING!

Trek makes a fine bike

 

[Mr.Pack]

Lawn chat activated.

 

[mr. furley]

bentley must not be well liked here

 

[Osaurus]

Lawn chat activated.

Pallet of Zoysia Empire sod coming next Saturday morning.

 

[Bogart]

I mowed my lawn yesterday all by myself.

Yeah, but did you get around to doing the dishes.

 

[shuke]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

 

[shuke]

I'm borrowing one of these from my boss to power wash before I paint. Is it as fun as I think it's going to be?

For about 4 minutes, then it's boring as ####.

 

[proninja]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

I'm pretty sure they'll just pay you in sandwiches

 

[kevzilla]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

I don't know about royalty. I don't think you pass the bad teeth and hemophilia requirements.

 

[Fensalk]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

I don't know about royalty. I don't think you pass the bad teeth and hemophilia requirements.

And the Hapsburg Jaw.

 

[Guster]

The gf returned from a week in London today. Brought me back a bottle of port that costs $100+

 

[General Malaise]

Lawn chat activated.

Pallet of Zoysia Empire sod coming next Saturday morning.

Talk to me about sod...you saw my yard. Should I re-sod it? I fed it with some weed and feed, but it was found buried deep in the garage and might not be very good. When do you add sod? What does it really do? Do I know what sod is?

 

[General Malaise]

The gf returned from a week in London today. Brought me back a bottle of port that costs $100+

I got some catching up to do...GF? Congrats? What kind of Port? Do a shot video later? I'll shoot some olive oil.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm borrowing one of these from my boss to power wash before I paint. Is it as fun as I think it's going to be?

For about 4 minutes, then it's boring as ####.

So do I have the right idea with these things...I've never used one. I'm going to power wash the house before I paint. Is that the right route to go? What else do people power wash? Decks? Boats? Shrubs?

 

[General Malaise]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

I'm pretty sure they'll just pay you in sandwiches shukwiches

fixed

 

[General Malaise]

Shuke, do I have your permission to use your likeness designing our food cart? I have....an idea.

I'm guessing there will be some type of royalty agreement?

I'm pretty sure they'll just pay you in sandwiches shukewiches

fixed

so good at marketing I mispelled it.

 

[bentley]

bentley must not be well liked here

In all honesty, I mailed it in.I have notes for the next time.

 

[mr. furley]

bentley must not be well liked here

In all honesty, I mailed it in.I have notes for the next time.

rivals hackbook, imo

 

[General Malaise]

bentley must not be well liked here

In all honesty, I mailed it in.I have notes for the next time.

rivals hackbook, imo

@ moving "sniff" up.

 

[General Malaise]

bentley must not be well liked here

In all honesty, I mailed it in.I have notes for the next time.

rivals hackbook, imo

Pretty depressed that 'sons' lighsaber' and 'voice impersonations' were left off.

 

[Guster]

The gf returned from a week in London today. Brought me back a bottle of port that costs $100+

I got some catching up to do...GF? Congrats? What kind of Port? Do a shot video later? I'll shoot some olive oil.

A bottle of 1977 vintage Gould CampbellI'm saving it for a night when I can full appreciate it, but I'll video a drink of it for sureAnd yeah, GF. Been dating for a little over 2 months now. Thorn is going to get to meet her this weekend