GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[phishphan]

Sac, again, WTF?

Well since some people never tip I guess the only way you can exhibit your displeasure is by beating up the server.

My link

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Sac, again, WTF?

##### better have my Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

apparently

Sac, again, WTF?

Well since some people never tip I guess the only way you can exhibit your displeasure is by beating up the server.

My link

To be fair, a couple of these broads are from my old neck of the woods.

 

[Marvin]

Sac, again, WTF?

Well since some people never tip I guess the only way you can exhibit your displeasure is by beating up the server.

My link

Of course it was.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Why does Bucky so desperately want everyone to know/think he's boning? :bagsofsand:

I get a strong BGP virgin vibe.

 

[Marvin]

Sac, again, WTF?

Well since some people never tip I guess the only way you can exhibit your displeasure is by beating up the server.

My link

What about this?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

lol

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Why does Bucky so desperately want everyone to know/think he's boning? :bagsofsand:

It's part of the iDating thread. According to their posts, those guys must have hordes of ally cats following them around.

 

[Disco Stu]

Shuke needs to challenge

 

[Bogart]

Is there anything in the world that you could post in here where some kind of "snob" wouldn't show up and tell you how wrong you have it?

I actually feel bad for the guy who tried to help out with the Papa John's code.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is there anything in the world that you could post in here where some kind of "snob" wouldn't show up and tell you how wrong you have it?I actually feel bad for the guy who tried to help out with the Papa John's code.

People that feel bad for people...pfft

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Shuke needs to challenge

 

[Epic Problem]

Shuke needs to challenge

Does black shuke have a problem with normal, clear ice?

 

[urbanhack]

Is there anything in the world that you could post in here where some kind of "snob" wouldn't show up and tell you how wrong you have it?I actually feel bad for the guy who tried to help out with the Papa John's code.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sac, again, WTF?

People take their cheddar biscuits VERY seriously. Maybe #####es will start serving 'em fresh and hot now.

 

[Marvin]

I'm not a big fan of generalizing entire groups of kids but it's hard to ignore the fact that in certain years you seem to get certain groups of kids.

Last year my 8th graders were noisy and social but worked quickly. A couple of years ago they were well behaved but needed a lot of extra one-on-one help. Some years you seem to have more discipline problems. Other years you get more academically gifted kids.

I've only had these kids for 5 days and already I'm noticing a trend.

Kid 1: I can't find Harriet Tubman in the index.

Me: Did you look under "T"?

Kid 1: No I looked under "H".

Me: Ahhh...remember we look people up in the index by last name.

Kid 1: But "H" comes before "T".

Me: Right but we don't need to worry about that. Just look the person up by their last name.

Kid 1: I'm confused.

Next class:

Me: So there were about 20,000 people in Pompeii and 5000 in Herculaneum. We think about 16,000 people died.

Kid 2: Did they all die?

Me: Ummm...all of the people in both cities or all of the 16,000 that died?

Kid 2: Yeah.

Me: Maybe I can say it a different way. Out of the 25,000 people in the area...16,000 of them died. Got it?

Kid 2: Ah, OK. :raises hand:

Me: Yes?

Kid 2: How many of them lived?

Me: I don't teach math.

Later

Me: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?

Alex: I don't have one.

Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?

Alex: Yeah.

Me: OK, what book are you using?

Alex: Number 15

Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.

Alex: What's the 15?

Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.

Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday.

Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?

Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

 

[Guster]

I'm not a big fan of generalizing entire groups of kids but it's hard to ignore the fact that in certain years you seem to get certain groups of kids.Last year my 8th graders were noisy and social but worked quickly. A couple of years ago they were well behaved but needed a lot of extra one-on-one help. Some years you seem to have more discipline problems. Other years you get more academically gifted kids.I've only had these kids for 5 days and already I'm noticing a trend.Kid 1: I can't find Harriet Tubman in the index.Me: Did you look under "T"?Kid 1: No I looked under "H".Me: Ahhh...remember we look people up in the index by last name.Kid 1: But "H" comes before "T".Me: Right but we don't need to worry about that. Just look the person up by their last name.Kid 1: I'm confused.Next class:Me: So there were about 20,000 people in Pompeii and 5000 in Herculaneum. We think about 16,000 people died.Kid 2: Did they all die?Me: Ummm...all of the people in both cities or all of the 16,000 that died?Kid 2: Yeah.Me: Maybe I can say it a different way. Out of the 25,000 people in the area...16,000 of them died. Got it?Kid 2: Ah, OK. :raises hand:Me: Yes?Kid 2: How many of them lived?Me: I don't teach math.LaterMe: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?Alex: I don't have one.Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?Alex: Yeah.Me: OK, what book are you using?Alex: Number 15Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.Alex: What's the 15?Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday. Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

They're preempting any Tanner shtick. Well played

 

[Marvin]

I'm not a big fan of generalizing entire groups of kids but it's hard to ignore the fact that in certain years you seem to get certain groups of kids.Last year my 8th graders were noisy and social but worked quickly. A couple of years ago they were well behaved but needed a lot of extra one-on-one help. Some years you seem to have more discipline problems. Other years you get more academically gifted kids.I've only had these kids for 5 days and already I'm noticing a trend.Kid 1: I can't find Harriet Tubman in the index.Me: Did you look under "T"?Kid 1: No I looked under "H".Me: Ahhh...remember we look people up in the index by last name.Kid 1: But "H" comes before "T".Me: Right but we don't need to worry about that. Just look the person up by their last name.Kid 1: I'm confused.Next class:Me: So there were about 20,000 people in Pompeii and 5000 in Herculaneum. We think about 16,000 people died.Kid 2: Did they all die?Me: Ummm...all of the people in both cities or all of the 16,000 that died?Kid 2: Yeah.Me: Maybe I can say it a different way. Out of the 25,000 people in the area...16,000 of them died. Got it?Kid 2: Ah, OK. :raises hand:Me: Yes?Kid 2: How many of them lived?Me: I don't teach math.LaterMe: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?Alex: I don't have one.Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?Alex: Yeah.Me: OK, what book are you using?Alex: Number 15Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.Alex: What's the 15?Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday. Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

They're preempting any Tanner shtick. Well played

Trust me...I think that all the time.At least 4 times a day I have to stifle the urge to say "You're f-ing with me, right?"

 

[Guster]

Holy crap Red Sox

Special thanks to the Dodgers for giving the Sox a chance to get out from underneath some bad contracts AND some decent prospects!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

They're preempting any Tanner shtick. Well played

Trust me...I think that all the time.At least 4 times a day I have to stifle the urge to say "You're f-ing with me, right?"

Cal got 100 BTW...he says...

 

[Abraham]

Do the dodgers have a budget or are they just saying "let's acquire EVERYONE! Muhhahahahahahahaha "

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Gonna be tough to part with James "Sad Clown" Loney.

 

[Guster]

Do the dodgers have a budget or are they just saying "let's acquire EVERYONE! Muhhahahahahahahaha "

The New Yankees. No reason they shouldn't spend like crazy in the second biggest market in the country

 

[SofaKings]

I'm not a big fan of generalizing entire groups of kids but it's hard to ignore the fact that in certain years you seem to get certain groups of kids.Last year my 8th graders were noisy and social but worked quickly. A couple of years ago they were well behaved but needed a lot of extra one-on-one help. Some years you seem to have more discipline problems. Other years you get more academically gifted kids.I've only had these kids for 5 days and already I'm noticing a trend.Kid 1: I can't find Harriet Tubman in the index.Me: Did you look under "T"?Kid 1: No I looked under "H".Me: Ahhh...remember we look people up in the index by last name.Kid 1: But "H" comes before "T".Me: Right but we don't need to worry about that. Just look the person up by their last name.Kid 1: I'm confused.Next class:Me: So there were about 20,000 people in Pompeii and 5000 in Herculaneum. We think about 16,000 people died.Kid 2: Did they all die?Me: Ummm...all of the people in both cities or all of the 16,000 that died?Kid 2: Yeah.Me: Maybe I can say it a different way. Out of the 25,000 people in the area...16,000 of them died. Got it?Kid 2: Ah, OK. :raises hand:Me: Yes?Kid 2: How many of them lived?Me: I don't teach math.LaterMe: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?Alex: I don't have one.Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?Alex: Yeah.Me: OK, what book are you using?Alex: Number 15Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.Alex: What's the 15?Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday. Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

They're preempting any Tanner shtick. Well played

Trust me...I think that all the time.At least 4 times a day I have to stifle the urge to say "You're f-ing with me, right?"

 

[-fish-]

Pretty sure I'm an ENTJ, but it's been a few years

sounds about right--that's what I am. divorced, cynical social drunk.

 

[-fish-]

Shuke needs to challenge

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm not a big fan of generalizing entire groups of kids but it's hard to ignore the fact that in certain years you seem to get certain groups of kids.Last year my 8th graders were noisy and social but worked quickly. A couple of years ago they were well behaved but needed a lot of extra one-on-one help. Some years you seem to have more discipline problems. Other years you get more academically gifted kids.I've only had these kids for 5 days and already I'm noticing a trend.Kid 1: I can't find Harriet Tubman in the index.Me: Did you look under "T"?Kid 1: No I looked under "H".Me: Ahhh...remember we look people up in the index by last name.Kid 1: But "H" comes before "T".Me: Right but we don't need to worry about that. Just look the person up by their last name.Kid 1: I'm confused.Next class:Me: So there were about 20,000 people in Pompeii and 5000 in Herculaneum. We think about 16,000 people died.Kid 2: Did they all die?Me: Ummm...all of the people in both cities or all of the 16,000 that died?Kid 2: Yeah.Me: Maybe I can say it a different way. Out of the 25,000 people in the area...16,000 of them died. Got it?Kid 2: Ah, OK. :raises hand:Me: Yes?Kid 2: How many of them lived?Me: I don't teach math.LaterMe: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?Alex: I don't have one.Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?Alex: Yeah.Me: OK, what book are you using?Alex: Number 15Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.Alex: What's the 15?Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday. Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

They're preempting any Tanner shtick. Well played

 

[mr. furley]

Me: Alex? What's your 3-digit class number?Alex: I don't have one.Me: I gave it to you yesterday. You were here, right?Alex: Yeah.Me: OK, what book are you using?Alex: Number 15Me: That means your number is 415 because you're in period 4.Alex: What's the 15?Me: I just did it alphabetically. You're the 15th person on the list.Alex: Oh, OK. I was wondering why you had me write down '415' on my History folder yesterday. Me: So you wrote it down and you remembered to get book 15 today?Alex: Yeah but when you said '3-digit' I thought you meant it started with a '3'.

effing 3-digiters <_<

 

[Frostillicus]

I know we don't really talk fatnasty football here, but check out my keep-8 team league:

QB - Peyton

QB - Sammy Bradford

Qb - A. Luck

RB - McCoy

RB - Rice

RB - Evan Royster

RB - Jacquizz Rodgers

WR - Dez

WR - Nicks

WR - Demaryius Thomas

WR - Blackmon

WR - Heyward-Bey

WR - Alshon Jefferey

TE - Witten

TE - Greg Olsen

K- somebody who I don't know because I left before the draft was over

DEF - same as K

I mean. Dude.

 

[Frostillicus]

I know we don't really talk fatnasty football here, but check out my keep-8 team league:QB - PeytonQB - Sammy BradfordQb - A. LuckRB - McCoyRB - RiceRB - Evan RoysterRB - Jacquizz RodgersWR - DezWR - NicksWR - Demaryius ThomasWR - BlackmonWR - Heyward-BeyWR - Alshon JeffereyTE - WittenTE - Greg OlsenK- somebody who I don't know because I left before the draft was overDEF - same as KI mean. Dude.

Can you get Gates?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bottom line:

[*]With great inseason management, we think you have about a 99 percent chance of making the playoffs.

[*]With good inseason management, we think you have about a 90 percent chance of making the playoffs.

[*]With average inseason management, we think you have a 86 percent chance of making the playoffs.

 

[bentley]

This thread full of guys sexting their wives/girlfriends is pretty funny.

Ignore the first two posts as they're a link to a pay messageboard. The good ones are pasted into the thread I linked.

 

[bentley]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've been in the Shark Pool entirely too much lately

 

[Frostillicus]

I just traded Sam Bradford for a second round pick next year and picked up Vereen (first name unknown) from the Pats.

:championship:

Need to get Gates.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I just traded Sam Bradford for a second round pick next year and picked up Vereen (first name unknown) from the Pats.:championship:Need to get Gates.

Apparently you should have gotten Russell Wilson :mansion:

 

[UOFI_316]

I know we don't really talk fatnasty football here, but check out my keep-8 team league:QB - PeytonQB - Sammy BradfordQb - A. LuckRB - McCoyRB - RiceRB - Evan RoysterRB - Jacquizz RodgersWR - DezWR - NicksWR - Demaryius ThomasWR - BlackmonWR - Heyward-BeyWR - Alshon JeffereyTE - WittenTE - Greg OlsenK- somebody who I don't know because I left before the draft was overDEF - same as KI mean. Dude.

I only count 3 maybe 4 keepers. You should really follow the Tim leagu for tips on how to draft.Tanner, I don't think I could make it through those kids without grabbing one and slamming their head into the desk. They don't wear helmets do they??

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

We walked into a boutique toy store a few weeks ago where they had a giant Cookie Monster, regularly $150 ( ), for the special everything-must-go price of $50. Naturally, we HAD to buy this. But then there was his good buddy Big Bird sitting there all alone. The owner is like "$75 for both." You know the rest.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

We walked into a boutique toy store a few weeks ago where they had a giant Cookie Monster, regularly $150 ( ), for the special everything-must-go price of $50. Naturally, we HAD to buy this. But then there was his good buddy Big Bird sitting there all alone. The owner is like "$75 for both." You know the rest.

You both agreed the $75 was ridiculous, walked out, and bought a new bunsen burner?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

We walked into a boutique toy store a few weeks ago where they had a giant Cookie Monster, regularly $150 ( ), for the special everything-must-go price of $50. Naturally, we HAD to buy this. But then there was his good buddy Big Bird sitting there all alone. The owner is like "$75 for both." You know the rest.

You both agreed the $75 was ridiculous, walked out, and bought a new bunsen burner?

We bought both, and I muttered expletives under my breath.Got Gates, though.

 

[Frostillicus]

I only count 3 maybe 4 keepers. You should really follow the Tim leagu for tips on how to draft.

What if I had Kurt Kittner?

 

[Frostillicus]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

We walked into a boutique toy store a few weeks ago where they had a giant Cookie Monster, regularly $150 ( ), for the special everything-must-go price of $50. Naturally, we HAD to buy this. But then there was his good buddy Big Bird sitting there all alone. The owner is like "$75 for both." You know the rest.

You both agreed the $75 was ridiculous, walked out, and bought a new bunsen burner?

We bought both, and I muttered expletives under my breath.Got Gates, though.

It's the little victories.

 

[cosjobs]

This thread full of guys sexting their wives/girlfriends is pretty funny.

Ignore the first two posts as they're a link to a pay messageboard. The good ones are pasted into the thread I linked.

great thread

What's sodomy again?

 

[cosjobs]

Also, Yuke is having a first birthday party tomorrow, and AngryWife has gone insane with decorating from things that she found on Pinterest. That seems like crazy effort for a kid that is never going to remember the party and probably won't understand what's going on while it happens. My suggestion that she just print the photos off Pinterest, put them in his baby book and tell him that they were from his party did not go over well.

We just went through this. Two good months of planning and a house festooned in Cookie Monster which bewildered the little guy. You'd think my wife was studying for the LSAT the way she prepared for it.

My wife shopped for hours for a "coming home onesie" Pretty sure a year from now we're going to have Cookie Monster himself in the corner of my kitchen.

We walked into a boutique toy store a few weeks ago where they had a giant Cookie Monster, regularly $150 ( ), for the special everything-must-go price of $50. Naturally, we HAD to buy this. But then there was his good buddy Big Bird sitting there all alone. The owner is like "$75 for both." You know the rest.

You both agreed the $75 was ridiculous, walked out, and bought a new bunsen burner?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

@ bunsen burner

 

[proninja]

If all I knew about Seattle was people from the Shark Pool who post about the Seahawks, I would never, ever set foot in this town

 

[Frostillicus]

You know what's funnier than the robot fight scene in Eurotrip?

Nothing.

 

[NajehHejan]

is there a way to make thread subtitles appear visibly on my android phone app? i miss a lot because sometimes the punch line or the gist of the topic is in the subtitle.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If all I knew about Seattle was people from the Shark Pool who post about the Seahawks, I would never, ever set foot in this town

You should probably get the scientist guy psychologically evaluated