GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[krista4]

MMMV.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Watch her grip.

 

[Frostillicus]

Watch her grip.

Maybe you can catch a hanger.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

 

[Ignoramus]

Damn, Dennis Green is one tan brother.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

YO-EHNIS!!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

I'm rooting for Jarrod Parker

 

[Limp Ditka]

BEARS!

 

[Bogart]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

:finger:

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Yoenis Cespedes is an anagram for Coed Penises Yes

 

[Limp Ditka]

BEARS!

 

[krista4]

BEARS!

 

[bentley]

I can't believe that the Rangers don't have something better than Martin Perez to roll out here.

 

[Limp Ditka]

BEARS!

 

[shuke]

Is the unfocused image coming back from replay intentional or just some glitch that has been happening forever?

Do you have a clip? I've never noticed.

 

[krista4]

BEARS!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SLB>

So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?

 

[shuke]

Welcome back, gb.

 

[shuke]

My entire body hurts. I think my beer to water ratio has been 100:10 since Thursday

Not 10:1?

 

[shuke]

Drugs are bad

Devastating

 

[krista4]

SLB> So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?

None.

 

[cosjobs]

SLB> So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?

Tazmania is better. go there

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Could use another TD in this exciting MNF tilt. #degenerate

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My entire body hurts. I think my beer to water ratio has been 100:10 since Thursday

Not 10:1?

Shuke, LHUCKS just mentioned that you are his "virtual bodyguard."http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=516869&view=findpost&p=14837887

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Could use another TD in this exciting MNF tilt. #degenerate

:confetti:

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Could use another TD in this exciting MNF tilt. #degenerate

Pretty good home game for the Bears. Love that stadium.

 

[shuke]

My entire body hurts. I think my beer to water ratio has been 100:10 since Thursday

Not 10:1?

Shuke, LHUCKS just mentioned that you are his "virtual bodyguard."http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=516869&view=findpost&p=14837887

I have no idea what that could even mean.

 

[shuke]

#### Tony Romo.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Could use another TD in this exciting MNF tilt. #degenerate

Pretty good home game for the Bears. Love that stadium.

The same company that designed that stadium is designing the new Viking stadium.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My entire body hurts. I think my beer to water ratio has been 100:10 since Thursday

Not 10:1?

Shuke, LHUCKS just mentioned that you are his "virtual bodyguard."http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=516869&view=findpost&p=14837887

I have no idea what that could even mean.

He's tried to handicap football games, and out of 13 total plays, he's -- i'm not making this up -- gotten one game right. Might be a little psychologically frayed right now.

 

[shuke]

My entire body hurts. I think my beer to water ratio has been 100:10 since Thursday

Not 10:1?

Shuke, LHUCKS just mentioned that you are his "virtual bodyguard."http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=516869&view=findpost&p=14837887

I have no idea what that could even mean.

He's tried to handicap football games, and out of 13 total plays, he's -- i'm not making this up -- gotten one game right. Might be a little psychologically frayed right now.

I'm sure he'll claim it's "shtick" any minute now.

 

[proninja]

Where is this hucksing happening?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Where is this hucksing happening?

wagering thread

 

[Limp Ditka]

Where is this hucksing happening?

That link hard to follow, guy?

 

[YSR]

Made it to Final Table. Am not as short-stacked as I would have thought. Also, I have a fresh beer. Expect a ridiculous all-in shortly.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Made it to Final Table. Am not as short-stacked as I would have thought. Also, I have a fresh beer. Expect a ridiculous all-in shortly.

:applause:You going to make Romo sleep on the couch tonight after that performance?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SLB> So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?

None.

Thanks

SLB> So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?

Tazmania is better. go there

I'll relay that to her church group

 

[bentley]

Made it to Final Table. Am not as short-stacked as I would have thought. Also, I have a fresh beer. Expect a ridiculous all-in shortly.

Kick that #####es ###, YSR.

 

[Marvin]

Not only did the Bears destroy the Cowboys but I won my FF game. Losing by 20pts and had the Bears DEF still to play.

SUCKA MCs!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Made it to Final Table. Am not as short-stacked as I would have thought. Also, I have a fresh beer. Expect a ridiculous all-in shortly.

:nissanhonk:

 

[proninja]

Where is this hucksing happening?

That link hard to follow, guy?

Haven't you been around here long enough to realize that I have no idea what I'm doing in general?

 

[Guster]

Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point.

 

[bentley]

Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point.

God bless you. Way to bring it.

 

[General Malaise]

Arrived earlier today and the rest of the team showed up throughout the evening...including a smoking hot Greek chick that happens to be single. I doubt I can find a way to pull it off, but that would be one hell of a memory from this trip.

So, I was out with the Americans from my team after work, shopping for souvenirs and such when I got the following text from GreekChick:

Shame we're not having dinner together, tonight's our last day!! Are you sure you're not up for even one drink? Plus have something to give you, let me know if you want to meet up at the hotel at some point.

She's out to dinner now, but will probably be back in a little an we're going to meet up for drinks in the hotel. I'm intrigued to find out what she wants to give me - speculate away and I'll provide an update later.

My god, dude...you are freaking on fire! PICS PICS I WANT PICS!!!!Oh, and you owe me $40...which is good, because I now owe STLB $75.

I'm still skeptical as to my chances for some reason. I've been trying to make something happen for the last week+ without any luck, so it caught me off guard a bit. i'll happily go down in flames trying tonight (if she ever get back... wtf, it's 11:30 and they left 3 hours ago)As for the $40, what's the easiest way to get that to you? you good with 31euro?

Let's keep gambling!

 

[General Malaise]

ATTN Homer and GM

Why can't nature just take over and stop her heart already?

 

[General Malaise]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

Hey look....Duck colors!

 

[proninja]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

Hey look....Duck colors!

Oakland, Texas, Oregon. . .I don't like any of thisI am rooting for Oregon/Alabama in the national championship game though, just because man - that would be fun to watch

 

[General Malaise]

Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point.

Unbelievable, man....what a stretch run you are on. Gonna need pics of this one. Love me teh Greeks.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The Daily Show doesn't swing and miss often, but this riff on the Bengazi attack is just puzzling.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND.

Hey look....Duck colors!

Ducks >>>>>>>> Trojans.