GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Soooooo either my life is going to be absolutely prison raped further or "things might be really good". I'll know for sure in November. Gee, I wonder which one it will be? ####

Can we meet in the middle and say "really good prison rape"?

that's where you get raped, but at least they don't shank you?

 

[Marvin]

Soooooo either my life is going to be absolutely prison raped further or "things might be really good". I'll know for sure in November. Gee, I wonder which one it will be? ####

Can we meet in the middle and say "really good prison rape"?

that's where you get raped, but at least they don't shank you?

It's where they buy you a nice commissary dinner before and wave to you in the yard afterwards.

 

[cosjobs]

Damn. Sorry to hear that, GB.

Thanks GB.

I've got a million freaking things on my plate and hopelessly behind.Now I notice Bob's been back over a week and I still haven't changed my avatar.Thanks a lot Bob for piling on.

I never noticed your avatar. I'm a terrible person.

I never notice his posts.

Somebody reply to this so I can see TRE's response without having to take him off Ignore.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I was going to post this joke in the Alex Karras is dead thread but it's probably too much of a stretch:"Does that mean Everclear is done performing forever?"

lol

 

[YSR]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

I never really got out of bed today. A couple of smoke-breaks and bathroom trips...that's about it.

Not sure how I feel about this.

 

[cosjobs]

Much easier to smoke in bed and sport a pair of Depends

 

[krista4]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

Completely understand this.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

Completely understand this.

Meh.

 

[cosjobs]

o's win I collect $978.

o's lose I lose $182

go o's

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

Completely understand this.

Meh.

Yeah, kind of a bottom of the barrel Russian bride look I guess....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

Completely understand this.

Meh.

Yeah, kind of a bottom of the barrel Russian bride look I guess....

It's been a while since the Russian Bride Draft, but she looks like late round flyer talent.

 

[krista4]

I have a lady-crush on Gaelle Baumann.

Completely understand this.

Meh.

Yeah, kind of a bottom of the barrel Russian bride look I guess....

It's been a while since the Russian Bride Draft, but she looks like late round flyer talent.

But she has the "last woman standing in Main Event" thing going. That's pretty hot.

 

[cosjobs]

sigh

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

sigh

Sorry, gb.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Much easier to smoke in bed and sport a pair of Depends

Can't smoke in the house. :(But the Depends idea is solid.

 

[cosjobs]

Much easier to smoke in bed and sport a pair of Depends

Can't smoke in the house. :(But the Depends idea is solid.

Buy a cinnamon broom at world market. I leave one in every nonsmoking rental car I rent

 

[mr. furley]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

Are you not entertained?

 

[mr. furley]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

i'll allow it. mostly because it will make Tanner mad.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM, hey.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

What's your problem, Kazanski?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

Are you not entertained?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

 

[madhatter]

So, I'm giving an ifriend an old iphone so he doesn't have to shell money out to bye an itouch or whatever. Pretty much understood that I should take a picture of my balls on the phone before I send it, right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, I'm giving an ifriend an old iphone so he doesn't have to shell money out to by an itouch or whatever. Pretty much understood that I should take a picture of my balls on the phone before I send it, right?

Duh.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So, I'm giving an ifriend an old iphone so he doesn't have to shell money out to by an itouch or whatever. Pretty much understood that I should take a picture of my balls on the phone before I send it, right?

on his wife's chinfunny every time

 

[Marvin]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

i'll allow it. mostly because it will make Tanner mad.

Doesn't make me mad at all. It allows me to determine which people I respect or pity.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Ugh. The small company i used to work for still calls me everytime they have IT issues. The owner is 84 years old. The other 3 are all middle aged and use computers, but know just enough to get their jobs done, including my mother in law.

I dread getting the calls because they're always incredibly vague, either their fault due to a virus or their ISP is having issues and it's almost impossible to diagnose and fix over the phone. The usual complaint is similar to today's: "I can connect to a webpage but then it disconnects after a little bit and when I try to have windows fix the connection problem it tells me I have both a wired and wireless connection."

Sigh. I really need to install some remote viewing software so I can just login and fix it from home.

So what i want to know, is how should I fake my death so that they stop calling me?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ugh. The small company i used to work for still calls me everytime they have IT issues. The owner is 84 years old. The other 3 are all middle aged and use computers, but know just enough to get their jobs done, including my mother in law. I dread getting the calls because they're always incredibly vague, either their fault due to a virus or their ISP is having issues and it's almost impossible to diagnose and fix over the phone. The usual complaint is similar to today's: "I can connect to a webpage but then it disconnects after a little bit and when I try to have windows fix the connection problem it tells me I have both a wired and wireless connection."Sigh. I really need to install some remote viewing software so I can just login and fix it from home. So what i want to know, is how should I fake my death so that they stop calling me?

Have them mail you a check each time?

 

[Marvin]

Ugh. The small company i used to work for still calls me everytime they have IT issues. The owner is 84 years old. The other 3 are all middle aged and use computers, but know just enough to get their jobs done, including my mother in law. I dread getting the calls because they're always incredibly vague, either their fault due to a virus or their ISP is having issues and it's almost impossible to diagnose and fix over the phone. The usual complaint is similar to today's: "I can connect to a webpage but then it disconnects after a little bit and when I try to have windows fix the connection problem it tells me I have both a wired and wireless connection."Sigh. I really need to install some remote viewing software so I can just login and fix it from home. So what i want to know, is how should I fake my death so that they stop calling me?

It took me over an hour to convince my mom that she didn't need to use AOL software to check her aol.com email address. This was only like 3 years ago.

 

[General Malaise]

San Francisco Giants +115?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

San Francisco Giants +115?

I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Angry Beavers]

San Francisco Giants +115?

FWIW, just posted this very play in the wagering thread

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

San Francisco Giants +115?

FWIW, just posted this very play in the wagering thread

GOT IT AT +116 WINNING!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

San Francisco Giants +115?

FWIW, just posted this very play in the wagering thread

GOT IT AT +116 WINNING!

+117 here.

 

[General Malaise]

San Francisco Giants +115?

FWIW, just posted this very play in the wagering thread

GOT IT AT +116 WINNING!

+117 here.

I got jobbed.

 

[mr. furley]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

i'll allow it. mostly because it will make Tanner mad.

Doesn't make me mad at all. It allows me to determine which people I respect or pity.

not sure if movie quote <_<

 

[YSR]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

i'll allow it. mostly because it will make Tanner mad.

Doesn't make me mad at all. It allows me to determine which people I respect or pity.

not sure if movie quote <_<

It's not your fault.

 

[madhatter]

can we stop quoting movies? is that possible?

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

i'll allow it. mostly because it will make Tanner mad.

Doesn't make me mad at all. It allows me to determine which people I respect or pity.

not sure if movie quote <_<

It's not your fault.

She lies, everything is your fault Mark.

 

[mr. furley]

shuke> sorry for your Dusty Bakers

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Yessssssssss!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Damn. I'm rooting for the Reds Cinci guys. On a side note, I'm told Alabama -21 is a mortal lock this weekend.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Ugh. The small company i used to work for still calls me everytime they have IT issues. The owner is 84 years old. The other 3 are all middle aged and use computers, but know just enough to get their jobs done, including my mother in law. I dread getting the calls because they're always incredibly vague, either their fault due to a virus or their ISP is having issues and it's almost impossible to diagnose and fix over the phone. The usual complaint is similar to today's: "I can connect to a webpage but then it disconnects after a little bit and when I try to have windows fix the connection problem it tells me I have both a wired and wireless connection."Sigh. I really need to install some remote viewing software so I can just login and fix it from home. So what i want to know, is how should I fake my death so that they stop calling me?

It took me over an hour to convince my mom that she didn't need to use AOL software to check her aol.com email address. This was only like 3 years ago.

My mother in law still uses AOL dialup because she's afraid that having DSL or cable internet means she'll be hacked because the internet is always on

 

[Marvin]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Wow.

 

[pricklypete]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Damn. I'm rooting for the Reds Cinci guys. On a side note, I'm told Alabama -21 is a mortal lock this weekend.

17 star lead pipe lock with pasties on top?

I need another bet for this weekend. I'm serious.

 

[General Malaise]

The dream of a Bay Area World Series is ALIVE!!!! :boner:

 

[Marvin]

The dream of a Bay Area World Series is ALIVE!!!! :boner:

Last time that happened it caused an earthquake.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Damn. I'm rooting for the Reds Cinci guys. On a side note, I'm told Alabama -21 is a mortal lock this weekend.

17 star lead pipe lock with pasties on top?

I need another bet for this weekend. I'm serious.

That's what I'm told but I don't generally bet college. Heck I haven't really been betting the NFL much the last couple of years. I will be betting Bama this weekend though.