What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

Oh Tre, you poor dumb *******. Welcome to the other side of things.

Please hug Guster, Fish, and Stu before turning in your binder full of women at the gate.

Marriage Survival 101 will be taught by Shuke. The class clown in the back is not really a ghost, he's just really pale and on drugs.

Congrats.

 
'flysack said:
Oh Tre, you poor dumb *******. Welcome to the other side of things. Please hug Guster, Fish, and Stu before turning in your binder full of women at the gate. Marriage Survival 101 will be taught by Shuke. The class clown in the back is not really a ghost, he's just really pale and on drugs. Congrats.
Click to expand...
Only a couple more days of freedom... but the soon-to-be Mrs. Tre seems to be super awesome, so in his case, I think it's actually a win. Tre outkicked his coverage
 
Throwing out T&P to the people in here that need it. I fall behind in this thread easily but it sucked catching up on some of this. :(

 
Guy that runs a local "international" (mostly Mexican) grocery and taqueria has opened a new Chipotle-like restaurant with MUCH better food. House-made chorizo FTMFW!!

eta - better food than Chipotle. The taqueria stuff is already excellent.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
No offense to TRE, but he could have the ball fall off the tee right before he misses, kick and miss wildly, fall on his ### and simultaneously tear his ACL and impale himself on a sprinkler, and he'd still out-kick his coverage. No offense, no offense.

 
'Good said:
No offense to TRE, but he could have the ball fall off the tee right before he misses, kick and miss wildly, fall on his ### and simultaneously tear his ACL and impale himself on a sprinkler, and he'd still out-kick his coverage. No offense, no offense.
Click to expand...
Well, yeah.
 
'Good said:
No offense to TRE, but he could have the ball fall off the tee right before he misses, kick and miss wildly, fall on his ### and simultaneously tear his ACL and impale himself on a sprinkler, and he'd still out-kick his coverage. No offense, no offense.
Click to expand...
:lmao:
 
'Good said:
No offense to TRE, but he could have the ball fall off the tee right before he misses, kick and miss wildly, fall on his ### and simultaneously tear his ACL and impale himself on a sprinkler, and he'd still out-kick his coverage. No offense, no offense.
Click to expand...
I think someone's anglin' for a stomach punch.
 
My family isn't Jewish, nor is my mom a guilt-tripper in general. But she's got me halfway talked into another oncologist and another round of treatments if I like the doc. How do you tell your mother no? Treatments for this #### sucks.

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
My family isn't Jewish, nor is my mom a guilt-tripper in general. But she's got me halfway talked into another oncologist and another round of treatments if I like the doc. How do you tell your mother no? Treatments for this #### sucks.
Click to expand...
Man, I can't imagine trying to give you any advice about your situation. I just can't. About the only thing I can say is do what YOU want to do.
 
I know. ANYone in the world gets "no" right out of the gate. Except Mom and Halle Berry (she's returned none of my calls - odd). Mom's best friend smacked cancer upside the head so apparently I have to try again

 
'Marvin said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
My family isn't Jewish, nor is my mom a guilt-tripper in general. But she's got me halfway talked into another oncologist and another round of treatments if I like the doc. How do you tell your mother no? Treatments for this #### sucks.
Click to expand...
Man, I can't imagine trying to give you any advice about your situation. I just can't. About the only thing I can say is do what YOU want to do.
Click to expand...
I tried to come up with a response for a minute and couldn't. ####ty spot to be in. Not sure if you are still in therapy, but it could be helpful for your mom to join a session?
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
My family isn't Jewish, nor is my mom a guilt-tripper in general. But she's got me halfway talked into another oncologist and another round of treatments if I like the doc. How do you tell your mother no? Treatments for this #### sucks.
Click to expand...
Have you told her about the out-of-your-league women you've ####ed?
 
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
'EYLive said:
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.
Click to expand...
:subscribe:
 
'flysack said:
'EYLive said:
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.
Click to expand...
:subscribe:
Click to expand...
Someone set him up at :e: pleez
 
'EYLive said:
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.
Click to expand...
:wub:
 
'EYLive said:
I've never been with a girl before.
Click to expand...
Sorry, man. Pretty big of you to admit this publicly, though.Also, we don't use jumpy&quo around here enough any more.Also, also, what is proper etiquette for going to the bathroom at work when someone is on the phone in there? I feel like I should wait to pee or flush, but then again I'm there for a reason and she seemed to be discussing the urgent matter of having had a flu shot today. This couldn't have waited for her to find a better location?
 
'EYLive said:
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.
Click to expand...
I was hoping for something more like this. My link
 
'krista4 said:
'EYLive said:
I've never been with a girl before.
Click to expand...
Sorry, man. Pretty big of you to admit this publicly, though.Also, we don't use jumpy&quo around here enough any more.Also, also, what is proper etiquette for going to the bathroom at work when someone is on the phone in there? I feel like I should wait to pee or flush, but then again I'm there for a reason and she seemed to be discussing the urgent matter of having had a flu shot today. This couldn't have waited for her to find a better location?
Click to expand...
screw them. flush 17 times
 
'Good said:
'EYLive said:
I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.
Click to expand...
I was hoping for something more like this. My link
Click to expand...
:mellow:
 
K4 - I'm sure lots of folks ask you to bring back stuff from Nica that's frowned upon the US like Cuban cigars. Is there any chance that they still sell OG FourLoko down there? If so, I'm willing to pay good money for it.

 
'krista4 said:
'EYLive said:
I've never been with a girl before.
Click to expand...
Sorry, man. Pretty big of you to admit this publicly, though.Also, we don't use jumpy&quo around here enough any more.Also, also, what is proper etiquette for going to the bathroom at work when someone is on the phone in there? I feel like I should wait to pee or flush, but then again I'm there for a reason and she seemed to be discussing the urgent matter of having had a flu shot today. This couldn't have waited for her to find a better location?
Click to expand...
Dear boss Krista,Damn, you're in the bathroom to do his job. If someone is on the phone to make an effort to make more noise there normally. This will include additional sound waves and gas potential.Thank you very much for your time.I hope we can keep in touch and have a response from you.miss youJulio
Click to expand...
 
'bentley said:
K4 - I'm sure lots of folks ask you to bring back stuff from Nica that's frowned upon the US like Cuban cigars. Is there any chance that they still sell OG FourLoko down there? If so, I'm willing to pay good money for it.
Click to expand...
Will effort this.Pickles, any ruling on "effort" in this context?
'UOFI_316 said:
'krista4 said:
'EYLive said:
I've never been with a girl before.
Click to expand...
Sorry, man. Pretty big of you to admit this publicly, though.Also, we don't use jumpy&quo around here enough any more.Also, also, what is proper etiquette for going to the bathroom at work when someone is on the phone in there? I feel like I should wait to pee or flush, but then again I'm there for a reason and she seemed to be discussing the urgent matter of having had a flu shot today. This couldn't have waited for her to find a better location?
Click to expand...
Dear boss Krista,Damn, you're in the bathroom to do his job. If someone is on the phone to make an effort to make more noise there normally. This will include additional sound waves and gas potential.Thank you very much for your time.I hope we can keep in touch and have a response from you.miss youJulio
Click to expand...
Click to expand...
:lmao:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing
1856 1857 1858
Replies
93K
Views
3M
Cowboysfan8
Cowboysfan8
T
***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread***
34 35 36
Replies
2K
Views
45K
El Floppo
El Floppo
Early_10
***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread
25 26 27
Replies
1K
Views
36K
The Dreaded Marco
The Dreaded Marco

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 26 (members: 0, guests: 26)
Back
Top