GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[ScottNorwood]

You guys wait until the next time Royce Gracie puts Anderson Silva or Butterbean in an arm-bar, then I'm going to pretend like I care all of a sudden.

"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."

If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.

I just created a satirical situation where they will be showing hardcore, anal porn on the jumbotron is this is what you have a problem with?

I wasn't going to say anything, but I don't think there really were 31 Volumes of the 'Capn Stabbin series.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[cosjobs]

Hey Cos, week 7 of the NFL is about to wrap up. You should consider making pics in the football pool.

never could logon and customer service was on a mental health leave when I reached out

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Hey Cos, week 7 of the NFL is about to wrap up. You should consider making pics in the football pool.

never could logon and customer service was on a mental health leave when I reached out

Wish you would have said something. I just had your password resent.

 

[cosjobs]

I couldn't understand a single word they were singing

 

[cosjobs]

Hey Cos, week 7 of the NFL is about to wrap up. You should consider making pics in the football pool.

never could logon and customer service was on a mental health leave when I reached out

Wish you would have said something. I just had your password resent.

Pretty sure my net proceeds are the same either way

 

[-fish-]

drunktexted. knuckles on her way here.

Wait, what happened to Future Mrs. Ex-fish #2?

Couldn't see eye to eye on parenting issues. Tried to work it out; just couldn't find common ground on some dealbreakers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How the hell is Lohse suddenly so good?

He had a great year, just no run support.

He's had a couple of good years in a row, which is surprising considering how bad he sucked earlier in his career. I think he and RA Dickey must share the same god or pharmaceutical rep.

Both former Twins who were given away for nothing.

Lohse was a middling head case before he left MN. He took a friggin bat to Gardenhire's door. It's just weird that he's suddenly this staff ace in his 30s.

 

[guru_007]

Lohse under 4.5k. Wainwright is on four days rest and none of their top 3 relievers pitched last game. He’ll get yanked as soon as he gets in even a little trouble or the first time his spot in the batting order comes up with a runner on base.

I like it Frosty. Let's get that money

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Hey Cos, week 7 of the NFL is about to wrap up. You should consider making pics in the football pool.

never could logon and customer service was on a mental health leave when I reached out

Wish you would have said something. I just had your password resent.

Pretty sure my net proceeds are the same either way

Man I hear you. Did you get the PW?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

He cut his walks down and he plays in a pitcher-friendly park. And getting a bit lucky.

 

[ScottNorwood]

He cut his walks down and he plays in a pitcher-friendly park. And getting a bit lucky.

Who? Your mom?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Freaking Holliday can't get a hit with 4 strikes.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

ratfarts

Congratulation on the win Giants. Have fun in the World Series.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

nice catch :

 

[kevzilla]

3,4,1,2

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Lohse under 4.5k. Wainwright is on four days rest and none of their top 3 relievers pitched last game. He’ll get yanked as soon as he gets in even a little trouble or the first time his spot in the batting order comes up with a runner on base.

Nice hit Frosty

 

[gmbacm]

Lohse under 4.5k. Wainwright is on four days rest and none of their top 3 relievers pitched last game. He’ll get yanked as soon as he gets in even a little trouble or the first time his spot in the batting order comes up with a runner on base.

Nice hit Frosty

thanks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

No clue how every team just rolls over for these ####### mopes.

 

[mr. furley]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying. pretty sure i could kill one in an hour.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying. pretty sure i could kill one in an hour.

That is disgusting.You are disgusting.

 

[eoMMan]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying. pretty sure i could kill one in an hour.

Milk?Zima?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying. pretty sure i could kill one in an hour.

Milk?Zima?

###?

 

[Bogart]

Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years.

America, #### yeah!!

 

[mr. furley]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying. pretty sure i could kill one in an hour.

That is disgusting.You are disgusting.

Wisconsin, fella. i have a quart a day.

 

[mr. furley]

this is a bad Lions football team

 

[Sheriff Bart]

No clue how every team just rolls over for these ####### mopes.

just brutal. Pretty sure my liver is happy about this though.

 

[mr. furley]

Suh just demolished Cutler. good lord.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

Why don't you use your newly won dirty money to buy one? <_<

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

Why don't you use your newly won dirty money to buy one? <_<

I had a ton on St. Louis to win both the pennant and the Series thank you very much.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

Why don't you use your newly won dirty money to buy one? <_<

I had a ton on St. Louis to win both the pennant and the Series thank you very much.

 

[shuke]

Damn Shuke. I hope your son is doing better. :(

Thanks buddy. Better today.

 

[shuke]

Last night my son confessed to having found some of his Christmas gifts. S: Mom, I think I found some of my gifts.W: What did you see?S: Well I was in your closet, and I accidentally saw a Blackhawks sweatshirt and a winter hat.W: Anything else?S: Well there was a bag with some vibrating rubber things in it but I'm not sure what they were.W: ok run along..

 

[Shutterbug]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

1 cup pumpkin seeds (from 1 medium pumpkin)5 tablespoons sugar1/4 teaspoon salt1/4 teaspoon ground cumin1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon1/4 ground ginger1 pinch cayenne pepper, to taste1 1/2 tablespoons peanut oilDirectionsreheat oven to 250°F.Remove and wash seeds from pumpkin.Spread seed on cookie sheet bake for 1 hour stirring occasionally, about one hour.Combine in bowl 3 tablespoons sugar, salt, cumin, cinnamon, ginger, cayenne.Heat peanut oil in large skillet over high heat.Add pumpkin seeds and remaining 2 tablespoons sugar.Cook until sugar melts and seeds caramelize (about 45 seconds).Transfer to bowl with spices and coat

 

[shuke]

Hey, look at me, I'm Tanner, I'm going to pretend I like baseball now, blah blah blah.

 

[shuke]

You guys wait until the next time Royce Gracie puts Anderson Silva or Butterbean in an arm-bar, then I'm going to pretend like I care all of a sudden.

"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."

If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.

Take the hook out.

 

[shuke]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying.

Dumb

 

[Frostillicus]

nearly killed a gallon of 2% in the last 2 hours without even trying.

Dumb

It's Wisconsin. The whole state should be eradicated.Iowa too.

 

[cosjobs]

You have to cut through a lot of chaff to see it, but Pickle's killing it in the debate thread

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You guys wait until the next time Royce Gracie puts Anderson Silva or Butterbean in an arm-bar, then I'm going to pretend like I care all of a sudden.

"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."

If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.

Take the hook out.

Why would a baseball announcer not know how GB works? Doesn't make sense.Tanner poops on baseball constantly, yet refers to "my Giants" on fb.

 

[General Malaise]

Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years. America, #### yeah!!

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I love the baseball announcer thing.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to go 12-1 in STLB's office pool thing...and will finish a distant 3rd.

 

[General Malaise]

I love the baseball announcer thing.

So good.

 

[proninja]

You guys wait until the next time Royce Gracie puts Anderson Silva or Butterbean in an arm-bar, then I'm going to pretend like I care all of a sudden.

"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."

Seems reasonable to me

 

[proninja]

You guys wait until the next time Royce Gracie puts Anderson Silva or Butterbean in an arm-bar, then I'm going to pretend like I care all of a sudden.

"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."

If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.

I just created a satirical situation where they will be showing hardcore, anal porn on the jumbotron is this is what you have a problem with?

He's a baseball fan. This is surprising in no way.

 

[Frostillicus]

Going to go 12-1 in STLB's office pool thing...and will finish a distant 3rd.

11-2.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.

I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat).

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Now that's the Kyle Lohse I know.