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Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.
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"You owe me $50" is still alive and well. Turns out, you do.Hate to break it you, but "Phrases that need to be retired," is the number one phrase that needs to be retired."It's a marathon, not a sprint" should be added to phrases that need to be retired."News" from earlier today. Wait for the revealing of cornhole drink holder, which seems to be the greatest invention ever.
"You owe me $50" is still alive and well. Turns out, you do.Hate to break it you, but "Phrases that need to be retired," is the number one phrase that needs to be retired."It's a marathon, not a sprint" should be added to phrases that need to be retired."News" from earlier today. Wait for the revealing of cornhole drink holder, which seems to be the greatest invention ever.
My joy at having you set up in my bank's Bill Pay for simple, easy payment is tempered by the fact that I need to have you set up in my Bill Pay. Congrats. Please join the AoD League next year. All my luck skill seems to be concentrated in that league, winning it three of the past four years."You owe me $50" is still alive and well. Turns out, you do.Hate to break it you, but "Phrases that need to be retired," is the number one phrase that needs to be retired."It's a marathon, not a sprint" should be added to phrases that need to be retired."News" from earlier today. Wait for the revealing of cornhole drink holder, which seems to be the greatest invention ever.
Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.
Yeah?
Hey, I was mildly rooting for the A's while they were in it. The least you can do is return the courtesy.'Good said:Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.'Sheriff Bart said:Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.'shuke said:
Not after the Giants gorilla-####ed the A's out of a South Bay stadium. Doing so would be like Sitting Bull wearing a gigantic Uncle Sam hat.I not only hope the Giants lose, I hope there's a fire in their clubhouse after the game.Hey, I was mildly rooting for the A's while they were in it. The least you can do is return the courtesy.'Good said:Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.'Sheriff Bart said:Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.'shuke said:
Gordough's KabobaliciousThe taco truck next to Gordough'sthe J Mueller BBQ truckThe Mueller one is not practical, but I don't see how you couldn't duplicate the other three trucks and dominate the medal stand in Fort Worth/Dallas.
'Captain Quinoa said:Last night my son confessed to having found some of his Christmas gifts. S: Mom, I think I found some of my gifts.W: What did you see?S: Well I was in your closet, and I accidentally saw a Blackhawks sweatshirt and a winter hat.W: Anything else?S: Well there was a bag with some vibrating rubber things in it but I'm not sure what they were.W:
If he had responded with "Yeah, I found your dildos" I would have adopted him from you.
Skedaddling?'cosjobs said:My joy at having you set up in my bank's Bill Pay for simple, easy payment is tempered by the fact that I need to have you set up in my Bill Pay. Congrats. Please join the AoD League next year. All my luck skill seems to be concentrated in that league, winning it three of the past four years.'Mr. Pickles said:"You owe me $50" is still alive and well. Turns out, you do.'cosjobs said:Hate to break it you, but "Phrases that need to be retired," is the number one phrase that needs to be retired.'Mr. Pickles said:"It's a marathon, not a sprint" should be added to phrases that need to be retired.'shuke said:"News" from earlier today. Wait for the revealing of cornhole drink holder, which seems to be the greatest invention ever.
Well, to be fair, he set up 2 'dummy teams', though he was clever enough to claim two Asian Jews as the owners of these rosters. But he's dominate the league, no question about it. I don't get it either.Skedaddling?'cosjobs said:My joy at having you set up in my bank's Bill Pay for simple, easy payment is tempered by the fact that I need to have you set up in my Bill Pay. Congrats. Please join the AoD League next year. All my luck skill seems to be concentrated in that league, winning it three of the past four years.'Mr. Pickles said:"You owe me $50" is still alive and well. Turns out, you do.'cosjobs said:Hate to break it you, but "Phrases that need to be retired," is the number one phrase that needs to be retired.'Mr. Pickles said:"It's a marathon, not a sprint" should be added to phrases that need to be retired.'shuke said:"News" from earlier today. Wait for the revealing of cornhole drink holder, which seems to be the greatest invention ever.
How did he know they vibrate?'Captain Quinoa said:Last night my son confessed to having found some of his Christmas gifts. S: Mom, I think I found some of my gifts.W: What did you see?S: Well I was in your closet, and I accidentally saw a Blackhawks sweatshirt and a winter hat.W: Anything else?S: Well there was a bag with some vibrating rubber things in it but I'm not sure what they were.W:
You might not but your wife on the other hand...
Beats me. I haven't even seen what he's talking about. I think I'm in for an 'October surprise'.How did he know they vibrate?'Captain Quinoa said:Last night my son confessed to having found some of his Christmas gifts. S: Mom, I think I found some of my gifts.W: What did you see?S: Well I was in your closet, and I accidentally saw a Blackhawks sweatshirt and a winter hat.W: Anything else?S: Well there was a bag with some vibrating rubber things in it but I'm not sure what they were.W:
Oh and last week he asked me what a 'Cleveland Steamer' is.
Tell him to PM Shuke for details.Beats me. I haven't even seen what he's talking about. I think I'm in for an 'October surprise'.How did he know they vibrate?'Captain Quinoa said:Last night my son confessed to having found some of his Christmas gifts. S: Mom, I think I found some of my gifts.W: What did you see?S: Well I was in your closet, and I accidentally saw a Blackhawks sweatshirt and a winter hat.W: Anything else?S: Well there was a bag with some vibrating rubber things in it but I'm not sure what they were.W:
Me too but I think they are finished. Only chance they have is if they score first IMO.'Good said:
'Marvin said:
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Best thing to do here is put a hefty bet down on the Giants, to help soothe the pain if they lose. But not enough that you'd mind if the Cards win.Might not matter the way the Tigers are pitching.Me too but I think they are finished. Only chance they have is if they score first IMO.'Good said:'Marvin said:band name
Believe me, I've been considering this.Best thing to do here is put a hefty bet down on the Giants, to help soothe the pain if they lose. But not enough that you'd mind if the Cards win.Might not matter the way the Tigers are pitching.Me too but I think they are finished. Only chance they have is if they score first IMO.'Good said:'Marvin said:band name
B itch, b itch, b itch...Not after the Giants gorilla-####ed the A's out of a South Bay stadium.Hey, I was mildly rooting for the A's while they were in it. The least you can do is return the courtesy.'Good said:Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.'Sheriff Bart said:Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.'shuke said:
Hey, look at me, I'm Tanner, I'm going to pretend I like baseball now, blah blah blah.B itch, b itch, b itch...Not after the Giants gorilla-####ed the A's out of a South Bay stadium.Hey, I was mildly rooting for the A's while they were in it. The least you can do is return the courtesy.'Good said:Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.'Sheriff Bart said:Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.'shuke said:
Point taken.Go Giants anyway.Hey, look at me, I'm Tanner, I'm going to pretend I like baseball now, blah blah blah.B itch, b itch, b itch...Not after the Giants gorilla-####ed the A's out of a South Bay stadium.Hey, I was mildly rooting for the A's while they were in it. The least you can do is return the courtesy.'Good said:Someone got crabby at me a few weeks ago for doing the long spaces between smilies. I say f 'em.Hope the Cards pull it out tonight. F the Giants.'Sheriff Bart said:Oh yeah. This part...... We get back to the room and Mrs. SLB was pissed. I know this wouldn't be unusual for most wives but she (obviously) doesn't care. She knows I'm just fishing and I know it gives her an ego boost too. So I explained how I wasn't trying to pick them up for me but rather for her. She replied, "Oh I guess that would have been okay.'shuke said:
"...O and 1 pitch to Valverde...just misses the outside corner...1-1...Mariners are 73 games out of first place and yet there are only 32 games left in the season, not sure how that works out...Benson calls time...probably wants to talk strategy with his pitcher or maybe borrow a piece of gum...paid attendance for today's game was 7,430...seems like most of those people are drunk or homeless or both...windup, here's the pitch, fouled off somewhere...nobody really cares...remember folks, Wednesday night is Mutual Masturbation night, during the 7th inning stretch we'll be showing 'Capn Stabbin Vol 31 on the Jumbotron..."
Sounds like one of my games.
Know where the best place to hide them is?
Ahhh, the old Misery Hedge. I used that to pay for my 2010 Rose Bowl trip.Best thing to do here is put a hefty bet down on the Giants, to help soothe the pain if they lose. But not enough that you'd mind if the Cards win.Might not matter the way the Tigers are pitching.Me too but I think they are finished. Only chance they have is if they score first IMO.'Good said:'Marvin said:band name
He had a great year, just no run support.
He's had a couple of good years in a row, which is surprising considering how bad he sucked earlier in his career. I think he and RA Dickey must share the same god or pharmaceutical rep.He had a great year, just no run support.
If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.
Both former Twins who were given away for nothing.He's had a couple of good years in a row, which is surprising considering how bad he sucked earlier in his career. I think he and RA Dickey must share the same god or pharmaceutical rep.He had a great year, just no run support.
I just created a satirical situation where they will be showing hardcore, anal porn on the jumbotron is this is what you have a problem with?If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.
I wasn't going to say anything, but I don't think there really were 31 Volumes of the 'Capn Stabbin series.I just created a satirical situation where they will be showing hardcore, anal porn on the jumbotron is this is what you have a problem with?If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.
"Jumbotron" is a proper noun.And nobody in their right mind would show any Cap'n Stabbin' post-Vol. 15.I just created a satirical situation where they will be showing hardcore, anal porn on the jumbotron is this is what you have a problem with?If the first place team is 100-30, and the Mariners are 27-103, they are 73 games out of first with 32 games left in the season. Pretty simple.Just picture everyone wearing leotards, I think that will help.
