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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Like I can tell you what I have and you can decide if you want it.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I meant you were crying, dummy.There there, buttercup.cryTwo off the chrimmus list. :doublefinger:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I can send along some personalized frosty notepads too, cos.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Oh yeah I forgot about that. I was pretty drunk that night, if you can believe it.I can send along some personalized frosty notepads too, cos.
Guster
Footballguy
1. On my to do list GB. Just finishing off one for Zooks. I'll probably get them both in the mail early next week
General Malaise
Footballguy
All right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March 21st, the first day of spring. Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.I have friends coming in from out of town already.
-fish-
Footballguy
No good. By then I'll probably be dating a schizophrenic wiccan who needs to hang out with her coven on that day.All right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March 21st, the first day of spring. Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.I have friends coming in from out of town already.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I actually have been charting your dating patterns and relationships on a fibonacci sequence scale and by March 21st, you'll actually be back with Knuckles for the 7th time, so this works out best for all of us. Except Shuke, who won't be able to run away from her when she stabs us all with scissors, what with his 'walking boots' and all.No good. By then I'll probably be dating a schizophrenic wiccan who needs to hang out with her coven on that day.All right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March 21st, the first day of spring. Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.I have friends coming in from out of town already.
General Malaise
Footballguy
March Madness >>>> Super Bowl. IMO. Plus, I really want to meet STLB.
And, well, you know...Ukur Hia.
And, well, you know...Ukur Hia.
-fish-
Footballguy
Reminds me I didn't post the update. Drunk texted her around 1 am, she came over around 3:45. We didn't sleep and she left around 4 pm after she had exhausted her repertoire and my supply of condoms. She went out on a date with a guy who was asking her to commit to an exclusive relationship. That's going to go well.I actually have been charting your dating patterns and relationships on a fibonacci sequence scale and by March 21st, you'll actually be back with Knuckles for the 7th time, so this works out best for all of us. Except Shuke, who won't be able to run away from her when she stabs us all with scissors, what with his 'walking boots' and all.No good. By then I'll probably be dating a schizophrenic wiccan who needs to hang out with her coven on that day.All right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March 21st, the first day of spring. Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.I have friends coming in from out of town already.
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-fish-
Footballguy
Agreed. March madness makes me giddy.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Stefan Urquelle?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Husker Du
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is that the band with Bob Fungus?
General Malaise
Footballguy
No, you're thinking of Bob Moulds Five
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
As I told cos, my only hold-up to committing 100% to any date is what/when/if on any new treatment. I think I've decided on an oncologist and I'm trying to get something set up with her soon to snap some photos and decide what we're gonna do. IF I decide to do treatment and it's just localized radiation at the time, I should be fine. This doc also is into some holistic stuff, which interests me (especially in lieu of chemo, which is worse than dying).
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sounds like kind of a pain for you, but sure. If you want to phone and dictate I'll write it down..I was at the Austin Film Festival a lot this week and half the screenings I saw were DVDs shown on screens inferior to the setup I have at home
Notorious T.R.E.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
stenography is a lost art
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not gonna happen here during SXSW CostanzaAll right! All right. I'll tell you what. How about this? Got the date; March 21st, the first day of spring. Huh? You know? Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.I have friends coming in from out of town already.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Would really like to meet the rest of you too. Don't make plans around me though, my life is in a state of flux to say the least right now. Plus, wives still aren't invited right? That wouldn't work for me either.
Marvin
Footballguy
What kind of capacitor do you have?
UOFI_316
Footballguy
I am sure we would all agree that your wife can come along.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
sounds like a country songDream I had last night:Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.Now, on to our featured presentation.I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
Marvin
Footballguy
"Family Sitdown"?Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Dream I had last night:Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.Now, on to our featured presentation.I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
It means you're a homosexual.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Spouses are welcome to the SB cornhole. We will have a special room setup for them with dolls and a toy kitchen so they can play like they are at home.
charvik
Footballguy
maybe stop taking peyote before bedtime?Dream I had last night:Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.Now, on to our featured presentation.I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
charvik
Footballguy
depends on where on your body you put them
cosjobs
Footballguy
maybe stop taking peyote Chantix before bedtime?Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
im trying to bleach my butthole
charvik
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Spouses are welcome to the SB cornhole. We will have a special room setup for them with dolls and a toy kitchen so they can play like they are at home.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
'Marvin said:
'Good said:
ETA and thanks for taking out the trash
'cosjobs said:
'charvik said:
I didn't take anything and usually don't unless I've gone days without sleeping. Makes me drowsy the entire next day.
'YSR said:
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Frosty, I'm in the office today and I was saddened to see an envelope from you. Of course that frown was turned upside down when I notice you shorted me 10 bucks. So what's 10 bucks worth with Mrs. Frosty? HJ?
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commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
That would both suck and rule at the same time.I hope Verlander throws a perfect game.Free ticket to the world series game 1 dropped in my lap today.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Pretty sure this is BS.ETA
After a Webcrawler search, not only is this BS but a terrible idea. Unless of course you want to whiten your teeth the rest of your life to match the crown.
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
lol at Jordon
Standing Hampton
Footballguy
Do you say "I love you" when you hang up with your significant other?
Do you tuck your kids in every night you are home with them?
Do you tuck your kids in every night you are home with them?
Marvin
Footballguy
'YSR said:'cosjobs said:Spouses are welcome to the SB cornhole. We will have a special room setup for them with dolls and a toy kitchen so they can play like they are at home.'Sheriff Bart said:'-fish- said:
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Standing Hampton, welcome. Yes and if by "tuck" you mean I give them a hug and kiss and make their mother sit with them until they are asleep. Then yes.Why do you ask?
Marvin
Footballguy
Thanks to a GMTANer I say "I love you" to all kinds of people on the phone. I don't hang up until they say it back. The best is when another teacher calls my classroom and the kids can hear me on the phone.Me: Hello?Mr. Guy: Hey, can you tell Rusty Slocum to come by my room after class?Me: Sure. Will do.Mr. Guy: Thanks.Me: Mr. Guy?Mr. Guy: Yeah?Me: I love you.Mr. Guy: Ummm...Me: Say it back.Mr. Guy: (laughing)Me: Come on. Say it back.Mr. Guy: OK, love you too.Me: Bye.
belljr
Footballguy
1) It usually goes like this. wife: Love you me: love you too - it's basically a routine now2) YES - unless I pass out first.....
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Where has he been?
Bogart
Footballguy
1. In for any Austin Cornhole. Need about 3 hours notice. Will bring giant bottle of booze. Not really necessary at Casa de Cosjobs, but I want to contribute.
2. Nothing sexier than panties and a T-shirt. Nothing. And she was cleaning house?!? Yes, please. I will even wait for Zooks to finish first.
3. In an attempt to work on my focus at work, I'm banning myself from FBG except during lunch. Apologies for future Hippling.
4. What game was MJ watching? The fact that he was not in the card game troubles me.
2. Nothing sexier than panties and a T-shirt. Nothing. And she was cleaning house?!? Yes, please. I will even wait for Zooks to finish first.
3. In an attempt to work on my focus at work, I'm banning myself from FBG except during lunch. Apologies for future Hippling.
4. What game was MJ watching? The fact that he was not in the card game troubles me.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I don't know but if you look really close at the commercial, I'm pretty sure one of the teeth in the 'after' picture is wearing an Oregon visor.'Annyong said:
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