urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Hi.Finally pulling away from the site, shuke. PM me for the white paper on best practices.
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
oh come on!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Ramping up your Beer Spot presence?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Nope. Presence is down across the innerwebs. My Klout score is falling. oh well. Too much work going on right now.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Posting volume might be down, but I'll bet lurking is still high.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
lurking leads to posting. lurking is down as well.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'll have to pull the logs to verify. This sounds too much like the hollow protests of a junkie.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
it's been an easy transition, frankly.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
Hack, you can't leave. All the plants will die!
mr. furley
Footballguy
confirmed. we're in negotiations about his 2013 contract.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I actually laughed to the point of tears at this post:
http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=664474&view=findpost&p=14932652
http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=664474&view=findpost&p=14932652
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Tanner's taken over primarily responsibility of fighting with the blockheads in the Sons of Anarchy thread. Godspeed, good sir.
bentley
Footballguy
Which side of the argument is he on?
Marvin
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm pretty terrible.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Doesn't matter. It's a world he's riding through, all alone.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
That the show has gone from low-brow/entertaining to absurd/stupid. Some people take issue with this, oddly.
bentley
Footballguy
Ask him if the only reason he really likes Mad Men is because he's gay for Don Draper.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
'Marvin said:"Family Sitdown"?'Sheriff Bart said:Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
1. When I am traveling.2. Yes.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Join the revolution!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Hot
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
See you tomorrow.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Still time for Patricia Heaton twitter feed?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Stolen shtick, but still funny.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Never seen a guy watch so many TV shows he hates.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is that Christopher, or is it Spider?'Marvin said:"Family Sitdown"?'Sheriff Bart said:Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Is that Christopher, or is it Spider?'Marvin said:"Family Sitdown"?'Sheriff Bart said:Dream I had last night:
Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.
Now, on to our featured presentation.
I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
proninja
Footballguy
Milk actually causes a net calcium loss in the body and has been associated with osteoporosis /nerd
FootballDummy
Footballguy
Really? I like milk.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Lucky *******Think he's mainland until after we leave Kauai.Lucky...Cornhole with BRONG?At LAX on the way to Hawaii.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Are you Cake degenerates seriously going to Smoo me?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I paid you, right?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yes, and promptly. I'm talking about side bets here. Cos said something to me, but I think it was written in Sanskrit from the original Norwegian.I paid you, right?
General Malaise
Footballguy
$50 cut from my bank just now. Cos, use this as my down payment for the dog crate by the foot of your bed for UH Super Bowl Weekend Extraveganza (sp?) '13Yes, and promptly. I'm talking about side bets here. Cos said something to me, but I think it was written in Sanskrit from the original Norwegian.I paid you, right?
Being 6 hours behind the east coast leaves me and homer awake at the same time now
Hey from Maui
Hey from Maui
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
Hey GB. 
How's island life?
How's island life?
THERE HE IS!
life here is pretty good so far. Drinking some delicious local beer and listening to the ocean waves.
life here is pretty good so far. Drinking some delicious local beer and listening to the ocean waves.
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
So what exactly are you doing there? How long you gonna be living the good life?
Just a week vacation. Shorter and cheaper to visit from Seattle.
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
Banging any Polynesian babes?
Guster
Footballguy
Gotta give you guys credit for using this opportunity to the fullest. Seems like you're doing a ton of traveling while you're out there
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
So, my 86 year old grandmother has been in the hospital for a week now. They probably won't release her until Sunday. She's having surgery today and has been on anti-biotic IV this whole time. Oh, did I fail to mention this is all from her CAT BITING HER HAND?
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heckmanm
Footballguy
Like I said, rusty.You draw a card and people think you have 2 pair or are fishing for a straight or flush. Hold them all and they think you have a straight, flush, full house, or bluffing if you're wasted.My poker skills may be a bit rusty, but what are you hoping to gain by drawing a card there? Worried someone else has the other 4 aces and a better kicker?'Sheriff Bart said:Dream I had last night:Let me preface this with my Grandparents (mother's side) lived in a pretty small house considering they raised 5 kids in it. 7 people, one bathroom. :headexplode: Anyhow, to gain some extra space they converted the garage into a family room.Now, on to our featured presentation.I'm in my Grandparents "family room" playing poker with Tony Soprano, a bunch of deceased family (including my Great Grandfather) and friends and a bunch of family still with us. All players represented are male. Michael Jordon is on the couch behind me watching the game. We're playing Five Card Draw for high stakes. Bet goes around the table, $100, I raise $200, Call $300 and then to me. I have four aces and a 10 of clubs. I raise $200. Tony is to my left and dealing, he folds. Everybody takes their cards with the exception of me. I throw the 10 and ask for one. But then I look down and now I have a jack of hearts. I throw the jack and there are even more cards in my hand. Everybody at the table is laughing their asses off as I try to save my four aces. Every once in a while I look up to notice that one of my family members, still alive, has left the game. It isn't long until they are all gone and all that is left is Tony, me and my deceased family members. The cards, the table, the money, Michael Jordon, are gone. Nobody is laughing anymore. Somebody says to me, "what are you going to do now kid? You know they're out there waiting to get you right?" I run to the front door and look out the little window and I can see the driveway is blocked off by a car and there are cars all over the place. I freak out. Then I wake up in a cold sweat.
cosjobs
Footballguy
wtf? I initiated payment P as soon as he mentioned it. Takes about a week. He should receive by Monday at the latest.I even posted about how he was on my bank's BillPay.'General Malaise said:$50 cut from my bank just now. Cos, use this as my down payment for the dog crate by the foot of your bed for UH Super Bowl Weekend Extraveganza (sp?) '13'Mr. Pickles said:Yes, and promptly. I'm talking about side bets here. Cos said something to me, but I think it was written in Sanskrit from the original Norwegian.'General Malaise said:I paid you, right?'Mr. Pickles said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That's what you were trying to say?wtf? I initiated payment P as soon as he mentioned it. Takes about a week. He should receive by Monday at the latest.I even posted about how he was on my bank's BillPay.'General Malaise said:$50 cut from my bank just now. Cos, use this as my down payment for the dog crate by the foot of your bed for UH Super Bowl Weekend Extraveganza (sp?) '13'Mr. Pickles said:Yes, and promptly. I'm talking about side bets here. Cos said something to me, but I think it was written in Sanskrit from the original Norwegian.'General Malaise said:I paid you, right?'Mr. Pickles said:
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