...low and outside...Shelton lets that one go for ball 2...interesting fact about Shelton, in the off-season he doesn't play baseball...Grubsteak delivers, check-swing by Shelton...the umpire appeals to the first base ump...Crawford responds with the international jerk-off gesture...the count is now 2 and 2...the Padres start a two week long road trip on Tuesday...they'll be in...Shelton adjusts his cup...St. Louis, Chicago, and Omaha for some ####ing reason...Shelton fouls off a 4-seamer down the 3rd baseline, some gaywad falls over the railing trying to snag it with his beer cup...that reminds me, Troy, who do you think would win a fight between the San Diego Chicken and Big Bird?...hold that thought, Shelton fans at a 37 mile-an-hour change-up and loses one of his 3 Phiten necklaces in the process...