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[Notorious T.R.E.]

At the bar with Frosty watching the Vikings. Well, I'm watching and he's playing chess on his phone.

 

[Marvin]

At the bar with Frosty watching the Vikings. Well, I'm watching and he's playing chess on his phone.

Hot

 

[Captain Quinoa]

JR's asleep in his big boy bed for the first time in his life. It's freaking me out a little that he has freedom to roam the house at night now.

Start hiding...everything.

Thanks to the good advice in this thread, I will be certain to not leave the bag of dildoes laying around.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

At the bar with Frosty watching the Vikings. Well, I'm watching and he's playing chess on his phone.

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar with Frosty watching the Vikings. Well, I'm watching and he's playing chess on his phone.

Are you guys booing your 5-2 team as well?Actually, 5-3 pretty soon.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

At the bar with Frosty watching the Vikings. Well, I'm watching and he's playing chess on his phone.

Are you guys booing your 5-2 team as well?Actually, 5-3 pretty soon.

Starting to think ichess was the right idea.

 

[Frostillicus]

iChess for all!

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

 

[Guster]

Jared Allen, lol

 

[Guster]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

 

[Marvin]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

I wouldn't want to watch the Vikes either.

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

F the Tigers.

 

[shuke]

Is that Christopher, or is it Spider?

I thought it was something more absurd like "And there's Christopher. Wait, or is it Spider?"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is that Christopher, or is it Spider?

I thought it was something more absurd like "And there's Christopher. Wait, or is it Spider?"

Yes, it was something more ridiculous like that.

 

[shuke]

Are you Cake degenerates seriously going to Smoo me?

You going to name names or what?

 

[Guster]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

 

[Tiger Fan]

One of our cats peed on my bra in the laundry basket and I didn't realize it until I got to work. I thought perhaps it was the shirt I was wearing, so I had Romo bring me a new one on his way to an all-day meeting. Changed shirts, and nope, it's the bra. Nothing like being a 35-year-old woman and smelling like cat pee all day.

Is there anything worse than getting that slight hint of cat pee then sniffing whatever it is you suspect was peed on and getting that confirmation nostril-assault."*sniff*-*sniff*...something smells...one of the kids left a towel on the bathroom floor maybe that's it...*SNIFFFFFFF*...blarrrrgggggg! Good god!"

old people problems

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

 

[Guster]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Woah. Impressive

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Woah. Impressive

Yeah, he's pretty good. Nerd.

 

[Marvin]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Damn.

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Damn.

I think of all the ways I've disappointed him throughout the years, quitting bowling in 5th grade was probably the biggest.

 

[cosjobs]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Damn.

I think of all the ways I've disappointed him throughout the years, quitting bowling in 5th grade was probably the biggest.

Don't sweat it, you still have plenty of time to top that.You should take a pic of the scoresheet and put it on Facebook.

 

[Gadzooks]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Damn.

I think of all the ways I've disappointed him throughout the years, quitting bowling in 5th grade was probably the biggest.

Yeah but, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he once walk in on you banging your hot wife and then he stole her panties? I feel like I may not be remembering that story accurately, but I'm sure that made up for quitting bowling.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

he's got more 300 games than I have sex partners.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

he's got more 300 games than I have sex partners.

That's a shame. [/seinfeld]

 

[Annyong]

i used to be good at bowling, but all the bowling nerds took it too seriously. i was there to get drunk, not throw games to improve my handicap. i retired from competitive league bowling at the ripe age of 25.

 

[Guster]

My daughter is having oral surgery right now. She got the awesome combination of her mom's larger teeth and my smaller mouth. She has 5 little teeth that were preventing the big ones from coming down.

She usually gets $1 from the tooth fairy when she loses teeth (she's 6 and has lost 9 already!) but her mom told her that the tooth fairy pays $10 per extracted tooth so kid is gonna make $50.

Zooks > for the money i'm gonna be paying over the next couple of years, I'm pretty sure your future daughter in law is going to have pretty perfect teeth

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad bowled a perfect game tonight.

iBowling?

No the real kind

That's pretty sweet. Was it in an event? Will he get a ring?

He'll get something. That's number 6 in his career.

Damn.

I think of all the ways I've disappointed him throughout the years, quitting bowling in 5th grade was probably the biggest.

Yeah but, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he once walk in on you banging your hot wife and then he stole her panties? I feel like I may not be remembering that story accurately, but I'm sure that made up for quitting bowling.

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

 

[Annyong]

Yeah but, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he once walk in on you banging your hot wife and then he stole her panties? I feel like I may not be remembering that story accurately, but I'm sure that made up for quitting bowling.

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

did you get sand in your butt?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

My grandma walked in on my girlfriend and I in high school. Neighbors found her wandering the streets in her housecoat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

shuke> how many boxes of the "monster" cereals are you buying this Halloween season?

 

[Frostillicus]

Yeah but, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he once walk in on you banging your hot wife and then he stole her panties? I feel like I may not be remembering that story accurately, but I'm sure that made up for quitting bowling.

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

did you get sand in your butt?

No.

 

[Annyong]

Yeah but, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he once walk in on you banging your hot wife and then he stole her panties? I feel like I may not be remembering that story accurately, but I'm sure that made up for quitting bowling.

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

did you get sand in your butt?

No.

Oh

 

[pricklypete]

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

My grandma walked in on my girlfriend and I in high school. Neighbors found her wandering the streets in her housecoat.

 

[Marvin]

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

My grandma walked in on my girlfriend and I in high school. Neighbors found her wandering the streets in her housecoat.

Your high school girlfriend wore a housecoat?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Not quite. My mom walked in on us one time in their porch, and then a different time my dad found her panties on the floor of the condo we were sharing in Florida after we had sex on the beach.

My grandma walked in on my girlfriend and I in high school. Neighbors found her wandering the streets in her housecoat.

Your high school girlfriend wore a housecoat?

No, why?

 

[Stoneys]

My link

 

[Gadzooks]

My daughter is having oral surgery right now. She got the awesome combination of her mom's larger teeth and my smaller mouth. She has 5 little teeth that were preventing the big ones from coming down. She usually gets $1 from the tooth fairy when she loses teeth (she's 6 and has lost 9 already!) but her mom told her that the tooth fairy pays $10 per extracted tooth so kid is gonna make $50. Zooks > for the money i'm gonna be paying over the next couple of years, I'm pretty sure your future daughter in law is going to have pretty perfect teeth

Little 'Zooks appreciates this. I'd prefer you don't give her $10 per extracted tooth. I'm kinda expecting you to spring for the open bar at the reception.

 

[Marvin]

My link

That isn't a boat.

 

[Stoneys]

My link

That isn't a boat.

doesn't matter, i thought it was funny

 

[General Malaise]

JR's asleep in his big boy bed for the first time in his life. It's freaking me out a little that he has freedom to roam the house at night now.

Start hiding...everything.

Thanks to the good advice in this thread, I will be certain to not leave the bag of dildoes laying around.

 

[Marvin]

My link

That isn't a boat.

doesn't matter, i thought it was funny

It ruins the joke. And those aren't the same cats. When someone screws up a funny cat pic I get a little worked up.

 

[General Malaise]

Neat game, Detroit.

 

[Marvin]

Neat game, Detroit.

Why aren't you rooting for the Giants again? Because your wife told you not to?

 

[Thorn]

My link

So stupid but

 

[Stoneys]

My link

So stupid but

see, Thorn gets it

 

[General Malaise]

Neat game, Detroit.

Why aren't you rooting for the Giants again? Because your wife told you not to?

Other than betting Detroit heavily to win the series, I like that their manager smokes cigarettes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Neat game, Detroit.

Why aren't you rooting for the Giants again? Because your wife told you not to?

Other than betting Detroit heavily to win the series, I like that their manager smokes cigarettes.

I think a lot of dudes on the Giants smoke the funny cigarettes.We should've just bet with each other and eliminated the vig.