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-fish-
Footballguy
I'm practicing law in my underwear while drinking a beer.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Oh, that you can smoke pretty much anywhere
Now that is the kind of lawyer I'd hire
-fish-
Footballguy
if lawyers were good at math, they would have been doctors.
Guster
Footballguy
The fix is in!!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
She's perfect. Marry her.This girl I'm seeing bought this. Anyone know what kind of stuff I'm in for?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
As long as you gave 110%
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
She's perfect. Marry her.This girl I'm seeing bought this. Anyone know what kind of stuff I'm in for?
I'm the perhaps the horniest pervert in the world and this scares even me. Run. Fast.GB Gambino!
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
GM, I was watching an old Simpsons the other day and I couldn't help to think about you and your ceiling fan.
Guy on TV: You know, installing your own barbecue pit is no harder than adding an aviary or Olympic-size swimming pool. In fact, it's a snap. [snaps fingers; a barbecue pit with a chicken on the rotisserie appears]
Guy on TV: You know, installing your own barbecue pit is no harder than adding an aviary or Olympic-size swimming pool. In fact, it's a snap. [snaps fingers; a barbecue pit with a chicken on the rotisserie appears]
BOB! Sup...She's perfect. Marry her.This girl I'm seeing bought this. Anyone know what kind of stuff I'm in for?
Bad beat...do you at least have better skin pigment?
Guster
Footballguy
So I got 50 $1 bills for this. Any shtick ideas on how the "tooth fairy" should place them? They usually get folded or rolled and shoved under her pillow, but I've to do better here
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
How to place $1 bills... hmm...
Guster
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
I think I got him by a freckle or three.
Guster
Footballguy
Because child pornography is funny now
So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. 
She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:
Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them"
Me:
No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.
I'm right...right?
She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:
Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them"
Me:
No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.I'm right...right?
cstu
Footballguy
How about taped to the ceiling the words "ONE MORE TOOTH AND I OWN YOUR SOUL"?
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Guster
Footballguy
Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Guster
Footballguy
lol. I like the taped to the ceiling idea. That might be interesting
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
That's what you get for buying $150 jeans.So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Her budget. I prefer to blow my money on illegal online gamingThat's what you get for buying $150 jeans.So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Guster
Footballguy
See, it's funny when it's you...'Hector Salamanca said:When is it not?Because child pornography is funny now
Tried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Butt Paste?Tried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
proninja
Footballguy
This is a thing? I'm feeling sheltered all of a sudden.Butt Paste?Tried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Guster
Footballguy
Serious on the Dawn thing. Different surfactants than what is used in laundryTried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
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Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
See, it's funny when it's you...'Hector Salamanca said:When is it not?Because child pornography is funny now
Thx. Just Dawn or a Dawn/water (hot or cold) ratio?Serious on the Dawn thing. Different surfactants than what is used in laundryTried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Guster
Footballguy
I would apply a healthy amount of Dawn directly on the stain (completely cover the stain with Dawn)Let it sit for about 5 minutes and then soak it for 15+ minutes in hot water. There's a good chance that this will take the top layer of the stain off, but there might still be a "ghost" of a stain left behind. This is harder to get rid of, but sometimes can come out after multiple attempts like I detailed from both sides of the fabric. It's basically grease that has gotten between the individual fibers in the materialThx. Just Dawn or a Dawn/water (hot or cold) ratio?Serious on the Dawn thing. Different surfactants than what is used in laundryTried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Notorious T.R.E.
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:soaking:I would apply a healthy amount of Dawn directly on the stain (completely cover the stain with Dawn)Let it sit for about 5 minutes and then soak it for 15+ minutes in hot water. There's a good chance that this will take the top layer of the stain off, but there might still be a "ghost" of a stain left behind. This is harder to get rid of, but sometimes can come out after multiple attempts like I detailed from both sides of the fabric. It's basically grease that has gotten between the individual fibers in the materialThx. Just Dawn or a Dawn/water (hot or cold) ratio?Serious on the Dawn thing. Different surfactants than what is used in laundryTried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
Guster
Footballguy
Congrats! Did you go bananas in the announcing booth?HFS, my team finally won tonight, 31-21. Snapped a 31 game losing streak.
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
HFS, my team finally won tonight, 31-21. Snapped a 31 game losing streak.
You should bang a cheerleader in celebration.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Thinking of picking up a few boxes myself.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Pretty much. Tried to stay semi professional, but man was it overdue.Congrats! Did you go bananas in the announcing booth?HFS, my team finally won tonight, 31-21. Snapped a 31 game losing streak.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
It was homecoming, too. S, thought of you.HFS, my team finally won tonight, 31-21. Snapped a 31 game losing streak.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I've heard this from one other person before. Guess where he worked?Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
How much are you letting her spend on lunch these days?And no, you don't take stained clothes to Goodwill.Her budget. I prefer to blow my money on illegal online gamingThat's what you get for buying $150 jeans.So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Stuff half of them in her panties and shower the rest of them all over the bed. When she wakes up tell she made it rain last night.You know, just in case she's not college material later in life.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You're right, esp. if you are filling out an itemized deduction this year.And it the job of the cullers to decide if your stuff is too crappy to give away or sell. Leave it to the professionals.So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
proninja
Footballguy
AbsolutelyYou're right, esp. if you are filling out an itemized deduction this year.And it the job of the cullers to decide if your stuff is too crappy to give away or sell. Leave it to the professionals.So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:
Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them"
Me:
I'm right...right?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Wise up brown eyeThis is a thing? I'm feeling sheltered all of a sudden.Butt Paste?Tried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. ImpossibleTry soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bitSo one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.
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