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Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
:confused: I know more about olde tyme baseball players than current dudes. And pretty sure everybody should know who Neil Armstrong is.
He's the guy who sings "What a wonderful world" right?
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
lol
Added another column to your WIS Draft Sheet there. :bowtie:
All time draft? You're gonna want Ed Delahanty on there.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
lol
Added another column to your WIS Draft Sheet there. :bowtie:
:lmao: :lmao:
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
lol
Added another column to your WIS Draft Sheet there. :bowtie:
:lmao: :lmao:
But you didn't finish.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
:confused: I know more about olde tyme baseball players than current dudes. And pretty sure everybody should know who Neil Armstrong is.
He's the guy who sings "What a wonderful world" right?
That was Stretch.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
lol
Added another column to your WIS Draft Sheet there. :bowtie:
:lmao: :lmao:
But you didn't finish.
Definitely needs to be completed.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
:confused: I know more about olde tyme baseball players than current dudes. And pretty sure everybody should know who Neil Armstrong is.
He's the guy who sings "What a wonderful world" right?
That was Stretch.
Maybe Billy Jo can write a song about it in three chords or less.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
lol
Added another column to your WIS Draft Sheet there. :bowtie:
:lmao: :lmao:
But you didn't finish.
Definitely needs to be completed.
I got tired.
 
Yep. This really happened. Some kid in class mentions Lance Armstrong. Dippy girl asks if the was the guy on the moon.
Oh, well...if it isn't Mr. I Can't Name a Single Baseball Player that didn't shine before the invention of color TV picking on a girl who could give two rips about a gay sport like cycling. :rolleyes:
:confused: I know more about olde tyme baseball players than current dudes. And pretty sure everybody should know who Neil Armstrong is.
He's the guy who sings "What a wonderful world" right?
That was Stretch.
Maybe Billy Jo can write a song about it in three chords or less.
Loverboy sucks.
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
If September Justin Smoak is somehow the real Justin Smoak (as opposed to every other Justin Smoak we've ever seen) this team looks a lot better. We've got a heck of a farm system, but young pitchers are super volatile. I *really* like that they're moving the fences in too. I'd rather go to a game we lose 4-3 than a game we lose 1-0.
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
I figure they'd do really well in AAA
Or the NL West. Same thing, more or less.
 
...low and outside...Shelton lets that one go for ball 2...interesting fact about Shelton, in the off-season he doesn't play baseball...Grubsteak delivers, check-swing by Shelton...the umpire appeals to the first base ump...Crawford responds with the international jerk-off gesture...the count is now 2 and 2...the Padres start a two week long road trip on Tuesday...they'll be in...Shelton adjusts his cup...St. Louis, Chicago, and Omaha for some ####ing reason...Shelton fouls off a 4-seamer down the 3rd baseline, some gaywad falls over the railing trying to snag it with his beer cup...that reminds me, Troy, who do you think would win a fight between the San Diego Chicken and Big Bird?...hold that thought, Shelton fans at a 37 mile-an-hour change-up and loses one of his 3 Phiten necklaces in the process...

 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
Is Houston the worst baseball team you've ever seen? I think it may be for me. The Tigers team that almost lost 100 games (or did, I can't recall) was atrocious, but they had a pitcher or two that emerged later, IIRC. I don't think there is one Astro that will be relevant in 5 years. Maybe Jed Lowrie. :shrug:
 
...low and outside...Shelton lets that one go for ball 2...interesting fact about Shelton, in the off-season he doesn't play baseball...Grubsteak delivers, check-swing by Shelton...the umpire appeals to the first base ump...Crawford responds with the international jerk-off gesture...the count is now 2 and 2...the Padres start a two week long road trip on Tuesday...they'll be in...Shelton adjusts his cup...St. Louis, Chicago, and Omaha for some ####ing reason...Shelton fouls off a 4-seamer down the 3rd baseline, some gaywad falls over the railing trying to snag it with his beer cup...that reminds me, Troy, who do you think would win a fight between the San Diego Chicken and Big Bird?...hold that thought, Shelton fans at a 37 mile-an-hour change-up and loses one of his 3 Phiten necklaces in the process...
great finish :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
I figure they'd do really well in AAA
Or the NL West. Same thing, more or less.
HOW? How are the Giants doing this? I hate this team. I hate this team like SLB hates copperheads. I hate this team like Tanner hates kids on his lawn. I hate this team like Gadzooks hates women over 30. I hate them like Homer hates puberty. I hate them like Guster hates brevity. I hate them like Julio hates sobriety. I hate them like Rover hates sane women. I hate them like Cosjobs hates 9-5 jobs. I hate them like Pickles hates sincerity. I hate them like Shuke hates getting a PM. I hate them like Tre hates Lycra. I hate them like Joe Bryant hates profanity. Like Proninja hates automobiles. Like YSR hates her husband (too soon?). Like Frosty hates any wager +105 or greater. HATE. Christ, I bet a few of these rejects could't make the Astros. Gregor Blanco, I'm looking at you.

 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
Is Houston the worst baseball team you've ever seen? I think it may be for me. The Tigers team that almost lost 100 games (or did, I can't recall) was atrocious, but they had a pitcher or two that emerged later, IIRC. I don't think there is one Astro that will be relevant in 5 years. Maybe Jed Lowrie. :shrug:
JD Martinez led the team with 55 RBI. :lmao:I don't know how they won 55 games.
 
...low and outside...Shelton lets that one go for ball 2...interesting fact about Shelton, in the off-season he doesn't play baseball...Grubsteak delivers, check-swing by Shelton...the umpire appeals to the first base ump...Crawford responds with the international jerk-off gesture...the count is now 2 and 2...the Padres start a two week long road trip on Tuesday...they'll be in...Shelton adjusts his cup...St. Louis, Chicago, and Omaha for some ####ing reason...Shelton fouls off a 4-seamer down the 3rd baseline, some gaywad falls over the railing trying to snag it with his beer cup...that reminds me, Troy, who do you think would win a fight between the San Diego Chicken and Big Bird?...hold that thought, Shelton fans at a 37 mile-an-hour change-up and loses one of his 3 Phiten necklaces in the process...
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
Is Houston the worst baseball team you've ever seen? I think it may be for me. The Tigers team that almost lost 100 games (or did, I can't recall) was atrocious, but they had a pitcher or two that emerged later, IIRC. I don't think there is one Astro that will be relevant in 5 years. Maybe Jed Lowrie. :shrug:
JD Martinez led the team with 55 RBI. :lmao:I don't know how they won 55 games.
And didn't he get sent down to the minors like 3 times this season? Good leaping lord. And they are moving to the AL West, right? Jesus, Bud Selig should just put a mercy rule in place for them every single game.
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
Is Houston the worst baseball team you've ever seen? I think it may be for me. The Tigers team that almost lost 100 games (or did, I can't recall) was atrocious, but they had a pitcher or two that emerged later, IIRC. I don't think there is one Astro that will be relevant in 5 years. Maybe Jed Lowrie. :shrug:
I've kept up with the 'stros since they were the COlt 45s and this is the first year I ever paid this little attention to them. Just a mess. And the new owner's first move is to take cash and move them to the ALW? So about 40% of their games start at 10pm And while I could pull pretty strongly for Texas in another league, I don't see how I can have allegiance to two clubs in the same conference. And all the old great rivalries with CIN, CHI, STL, poof- gone. I may go ahead and dessert them. I do not see how the franchise can survive the rebuild its going to take. I predict they are sold and moved within five years.So sad. They were a big part of my life since childhood.
 
4th place in the AL West.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Mariners! :kicksrock:
Man, they had a late season run post Ichirow trade that was pretty hopeful. Future is bright in 2016.
Out of the six last-place teams in MLB this year, I think they were easily the best.
Is Houston the worst baseball team you've ever seen? I think it may be for me. The Tigers team that almost lost 100 games (or did, I can't recall) was atrocious, but they had a pitcher or two that emerged later, IIRC. I don't think there is one Astro that will be relevant in 5 years. Maybe Jed Lowrie. :shrug:
I've kept up with the 'stros since they were the COlt 45s and this is the first year I ever paid this little attention to them. Just a mess. And the new owner's first move is to take cash and move them to the ALW? So about 40% of their games start at 10pm And while I could pull pretty strongly for Texas in another league, I don't see how I can have allegiance to two clubs in the same conference. And all the old great rivalries with CIN, CHI, STL, poof- gone. I may go ahead and dessert them. I do not see how the franchise can survive the rebuild its going to take. I predict they are sold and moved within five years.So sad. They were a big part of my life since childhood.
Altuve :shrug:
 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast?

Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:

 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast? Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast? Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
At least you havent had to deal with 20 straight losing seasons and 2 epic 2nd half collapses that are the Pittsburgh Pirates
 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast? Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
At least you havent had to deal with 20 straight losing seasons and 2 epic 2nd half collapses that are the Pittsburgh Pirates
Between the Steelers and the Penguins Pittsburgh has what, 9 championships? My heart does not bleed for the poor Pittsburgh fans.
 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast? Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
At least you havent had to deal with 20 straight losing seasons and 2 epic 2nd half collapses that are the Pittsburgh Pirates
Between the Steelers and the Penguins Pittsburgh has what, 9 championships? My heart does not bleed for the poor Pittsburgh fans.
But having, arguably, the best baseball park it is sad that we have such a crappy baseball team.
 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast?

Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
At least you havent had to deal with 20 straight losing seasons and 2 epic 2nd half collapses that are the Pittsburgh Pirates
Between the Steelers and the Penguins Pittsburgh has what, 9 championships? My heart does not bleed for the poor Pittsburgh fans.
But having, arguably, the best baseball park it is sad that we have such a crappy baseball team.
Miami down?Sorry for all the baseball talk, Tanner. Here's something for you:

My link

 
Did the city just stop caring? Weren't they in the World Series not too long ago? The Killer Bees? The Minute Maid Band Box? How did it fall apart so fast? Portland could use a baseball team. :whistles:
The city was very supportive as long as the owner was willing to put a fairly competitive team on the field. The owner decided to sell a couple of years ago and quit trying to do anything except dump payroll and sell off anything of value or talent. WE never had the best talent, but we had a hard-playing collection of guys who were very competitive for a couple of decades.
At least you havent had to deal with 20 straight losing seasons and 2 epic 2nd half collapses that are the Pittsburgh Pirates
Clemente >>>>>>>>>>>> Cedeno
 
I haven't been to Burger King in at least a decade but man I want some Cinnabon. That and the chick that made the video of herself masturbating in the Galaxy III commercial. So uncool showing me either of these things. WTF the is the FCC???!!!!

 
JR's asleep in his big boy bed for the first time in his life. It's freaking me out a little that he has freedom to roam the house at night now.

 

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