GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[Stoneys]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

She's got a healthy set of pipes

 

[Limp Ditka]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

She's got a healthy set of pipes

And oddly enough, my pipe looks a little healthier after watching that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would if I could grow anything. I'd look like a 13 year old pederast.

GM let you borrow his dictionary?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would if I could grow anything. I'd look like a 13 year old pederast.

Sounds like you're in.

 

[Bogart]

Oof. Always be prepared and stuff.

Yep, the fact that I was packing the night before around midnight and drunk did not help. A sober, rested me might have checked the weather once or twice before leaving.

Last minute trip?

Not a last minute trip, but last minute decisions made due to a hectic week. I just did not plan very well because I didn't get the camping gear from my ex until Wed night, had Temper Trap concert Thursday ( ), booty call later Thursday ( ) and Fall Festival with the kids daycare Friday night, where we met Miss Texas 2012 of all people ( )I was pretty much a bad Dad that made bad choices due to procrastination. But in the end, the kids had fun and they were safe, so that is all that matters.

 

[General Malaise]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would if I could grow anything. I'd look like a 13 year old pederast.

Not me

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would if I could grow anything. I'd look like a 13 year old pederast.

Not me

So awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Can somebody explain Spam to me like I'm from another planet?

Hello

Pay close attention...

A 31 year old math teacher has developed a way to gain an unfair advantage over normal punters

Now you can get your hands on his exact sys-tem that took years to develop.

Grab it now http://don'tclick

Happy Punter,

Support Team

Happy Punter? Huh? And will this sys-tem help me beat up Tat's dad?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would if I could grow anything. I'd look like a 13 year old pederast.

GM let you borrow his dictionary?

Shut up Donny

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In case you missed it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today is National Cat Day.

The hurricane has put a damper on Cat Day celebrations across the nation.

 

[General Malaise]

In case you missed it

 

[cosjobs]

In case you missed it

nice skin

 

[General Malaise]

Today is National Cat Day.

The hurricane has put a damper on Cat Day celebrations across the nation.

nice skin

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now I'm confused.

 

[Bogart]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

 

[heckmanm]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

This reminds me - I heard a story on NPR the other day about some alternative energy approach that required "huge tracts of land".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

Holy white cliffs of Dover!

 

[Bogart]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

The Omega Ω

 

[General Malaise]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

 

[General Malaise]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

This reminds me - I heard a story on NPR the other day about some alternative energy approach that required "huge tracts of land".

LOOK AT ME, I LISTEN TO NPR!

 

[General Malaise]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

 

[heckmanm]

This gal sang God Save The Queen at the Rams/Cheaters game yesterday. I'm officially smitten.

This reminds me - I heard a story on NPR the other day about some alternative energy approach that required "huge tracts of land".

LOOK AT ME, I LISTEN TO NPR!

I'd get a chuckle out of hearing "huge tracts of land" in a news story anywhere outside of The Daily Show.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

That's stupid. How could a unicorn rollerblade?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

That's stupid. How could a unicorn rollerblade?

How could it not, Pete? How could it not?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

I'm going to grow my asshair out and make you an asstoupee for Christmas.

 

[General Malaise]

I also enjoy NPR.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I also enjoy NPR.

I don't even know what station it's on here.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

In case you missed it

 

[General Malaise]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

I'm going to grow my asshair out and make you an asstoupee for Christmas.

Can you grow it out like head hair? I've always wondered why the hair around my weenis quits growing after a certain length? Why doesn't it continue on towards my knees? I clip it with my bear trimmer (note, if you ever visit and feel the need to trim your beard, don't go rifling through my bathroom for sheers) and it grows back in a few months. But it doesn't continue growing. I am perplexed by this.My kingdom for a butt hair. Just one would be nice.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

In case you missed it

http://deadspin.com/5955936/shirtless-horse-jogger-now-has-a-challenger-shirtless-unicorn-rollerblader?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

That's stupid. How could a unicorn rollerblade?

Oh what did they do to you Gary? :(

 

[General Malaise]

I also enjoy NPR.

I don't even know what station it's on here.

Pro Tip: Turn your transistor radio dial all the way to the left. Now SLOWLY turn the dial counter clockwise from there. If you don't hear the sexy little minx voice of Terry Gross within 3/4 of a complete dial I'll buy you a new digital clock radio.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Are we MOVEMBERING again this year? Fish? Guster? BOGIE?

I would be available to participate. Not sure my motivation to get donations this year, but willing to grow a sweet stache in support of my Mo-Bros.

This is the only part I care about.

Hitler this year?I'm still sporting the post-ACL Festival beard. I may go with the Wild Bill right off the bat, or whatever the sweet upside down U is called.

I'm not deer hunting this year so I'm going to start as bare as GM's ###.

Bank account?Soul?

Liquor Cabinet?

Help me out here....

Butt cheeks. I assume it's like a baby's bottom down there.

Yeah, sadly it's like a porcelain plate. Do you realize how freaking cold it is every time I sit down to pee?

I'm going to grow my asshair out and make you an asstoupee for Christmas.

Can you grow it out like head hair? I've always wondered why the hair around my weenis quits growing after a certain length? Why doesn't it continue on towards my knees? I clip it with my bear trimmer (note, if you ever visit and feel the need to trim your beard, don't go rifling through my bathroom for sheers) and it grows back in a few months. But it doesn't continue growing. I am perplexed by this.My kingdom for a butt hair. Just one would be nice.

Yeah just wait a couple of years. It's like hunting for a pygmy in the Congo.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Re: Austin Cornhole

I would really like to make it but my life is going to be drastically changed one way or another by then. Sorry.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who wants butt hair?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Who wants butt hair?

people who pee like a lady

 

[General Malaise]

Who wants butt hair?

I'd like to try it on just to see.

 

[General Malaise]

Who wants butt hair?

people who pee like a lady man with terrible aim and little to no control on the end game of a leak.

Hey, when I buy a house with a urinal, I'll start standing up for my leaks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://mobro.co/GMTAN

It's up. I think the 6? of us scored a cool $171 for men's health last year.

 

[shamwow!]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

 

[shamwow!]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

You should write a long and rambling story that makes me laugh a lot. It would make the hunkering down much more bearable.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

I received exactly 2 phone calls and 1 email today. OOF

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone hear something about a hurricane?

Watching CNBC was painful today. They showed the same crane about a million times. When stock cheerleaders turn into weathermen, it gets pretty ridiculous. No market today/tomorrow. Today has been like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist all day long.

You should write a long and rambling story that makes me laugh a lot. It would make the hunkering down much more bearable.

I used to love writing long and rambling stories, but after Guster attempted one, I'm not about to subject myself to the slings and arrows.