GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SLB>my future ex wife says that I can never got to Saint Louis.

 

[YSR]

Happy Birthday, Samuel!

 

[kevzilla]

Happy Birthday, Samuel!

 

[kevzilla]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My mom took my nephew shopping for senior pictures yesterday. So they go to Kohl's and my mom is trying to talk him into anything other than the cargo shorts and polo that he wants to wear.

Finally, the fed up 17 year old says "Grandma, no offense but you're almost 70.. I'm pretty sure 'what the kids are wearing these days' is wrong"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

MsBlonde is asleep on my lap right now and I'm only posting/surfing because I'm too lazy (read: drunk) to carry her to bed.

Not sure we've ever had much interaction in the past, but I'm glad to hear she's with you and that you're content.

 

[kevzilla]

Just watched the premiere of Metalocalypse, the best show on TV.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sorryfor thread-bombing but I'm bombed

My dog is eating her foot right now

Julia Stiles in the Bourne movies is freaking hot. It pretty much ends there though.

My dad was on fire tonight. So my bachelor party is about 10 of my GBs going to Phoenix next March for St Patricks Day, opening round of NCAA and a Brewer game or two. Its going to be 5 days of debauchery. So my old man tells me tonight that he can't make it. He's 69 and just can't drink like he used to. I told him that it's going to be pretty relaxed and if he just wants to golf the entire time, that would be great and he's still more than welcome.

He says to me "You know, that sounds like a good idea. Your mother probably wouldn't like that though. I tell you what, whoever is getting the entertainment going, I'll give him an extra $200 so he does it right. I'm talking <edited for Joe> and <edited for Joe> and stuff."

I love my dad

 

[mr. furley]

jack bovery appearance in the "survivor pool run amok" thread

 

[Running with scissors]

I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.

I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.

Dammit. I was having fun reading about all the new-agey woo.

 

[Running with scissors]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

 

[JaxBill]

I'm seriously conflicted about Sunday. Lifelong Eagles fan (born and raised in Philly, lived in Jacksonville since '98). I'm also a Jags season-ticket holder.Having reservations about wearing Eagles gear and rooting for Vick while I sit in my normal seats on Sunday when the Eagles play at Everbank (nee Alltel) stadium.To complete the picture, my 14 year-old son will be with me wearing his MJD jersey.

wear green.

I ended up wearing green but it wasn't a fun situation for me. That was such an ugly loss it could cement the reality of pro football leaving town.from the Jag's website today:

Brian from JacksonvilleWhat happened to sportsmanship and winning with class? Eagles fans were everywhere on Sunday and a lot of them were taunting and laughing at Jaguars fans. I've visited other stadiums before and have always tried to be respectful but I think something is wrong when a young kid is yelling things like, “Hey, why are you guys leaving? You're not real fans,” at Jaguars fans who have had enough, while his family just laughs and encourages him.Vic: Brian, that was mild for a kid from Philadelphia. He must be a blue blood. They are the rudest, the most obnoxious fans on the face of the earth, but they sure do love their football team. Did you see what Michael Vick did when he led the Eagles out onto the field? He went right over to the northeast corner of EverBank Field, where the Eagles fans were en masse and cheering, and pointed to them. He knows and respects their power. Thank God the Steelers don’t come here this year.

from what I saw in the South end zone there was a lot of profanity but most of it was coming from frustrated Jags fans, several of which told del Rio he was #1 - with both hands.

 

[Kendall]

 

[The Duchess]

I honoured and saddened at the thoughts of your demise. I expect you'll go out in a blaze of lights, legs, lasciviousness and lunacy. We'll cry tears of happiness and smiles of sadness. It will be everything we never expected.

 

[The Duchess]

Is NT back yet? He's different today. Possibly wiser. Definitely older.

I think I'll have to wish him Happy Birthday elsewhere.

 

[JaxBill]

The current round of Quizno's commercials are, bar none, the worst I've ever endured. The most recent one that aired tonight was ear rape. I will never eat at one of these places. Ever. I don't care if they put cocaine in their lettuce. I will not go in there if topless coeds were serving their goods.

The one's with the singing kittens? horrid.

YES! And they are like singing something like "ONE TWO THREE"....oh, jesus, make it stop. How in the world could somebody with a salary green light that and drop it on us like aural napalm?

You keep the vuvuzela handy and the next time it comes on, sound the truck horn!

 

[Running with scissors]

I honoured and saddened at the thoughts of your demise. I expect you'll go out in a blaze of lights, legs, lasciviousness and lunacy. We'll cry tears of happiness and smiles of sadness. It will be everything we never expected.

No plans to go anytime soon.

 

[SofaKings]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

 

[Running with scissors]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

It's not that I don't you iBuddy, it's that I don't have a lot of iStuff. If I had an Epic Mount, it would be all yours.

 

[SofaKings]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

It's not that I don't you iBuddy, it's that I don't have a lot of iStuff. If I had an Epic Mount, it would be all yours.

WINNING!!!!

 

[McJose]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

Yeah I'm not in it either. That pretty much cancels my plan to kill him for my inheritance.

 

[YSR]

I'm leaving all of my fake female aliai to Imp.

 

[Running with scissors]

Yeah I'm not in it either. That pretty much cancels my plan to kill him for my inheritance.

My niece and nephew have the short track for that particular plan. I sleep without a pillow when I visit them.

 

[mr. furley]

The current round of Quizno's commercials are, bar none, the worst I've ever endured.

maybe you're not familiar with the new Burger King "flute solo" commercial?

 

[General Malaise]

$100 says Shuke gets a boner everytime the Education Connection commercial airs.

I was shocked to find out otherwise - Link

 

[El Floppo]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

Yeah I'm not in it either. That pretty much cancels my plan to kill him for my inheritance.

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

Yeah I'm not in it either. That pretty much cancels my plan to kill him for my inheritance.

I'm tossing around the idea of killing Disco Stu and wearing his face like a mask and living his life.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm tossing around the idea of killing Disco Stu and wearing his face like a mask and living his life.

So creepy...

 

[Running with scissors]

I'm tossing around the idea of killing Disco Stu and wearing his face like a mask and living his life.

So creepy...

I don't think you have much to worry about... unless he's a scientologist. Then be very afraid.

 

[Disco Stu]

Is NT back yet? He's different today. Possibly wiser. Definitely older. I think I'll have to wish him Happy Birthday elsewhere.

Maybe ask Tacos al Carboner to pass on the wishes. He might see Tufnel later today.:birthdaynana: :confetti:

 

[krista4]

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm in love.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, if you check the v:e:gas cornhole thread, you have a mention.

Was I there?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

is it wrong to flog your hog in a convent?

...theoretically

 

[St. Louis Bob]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

What size shoe are you?

 

[Running with scissors]

MY FFA Last Will and Testament

I, Running with scissors, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament as follows.

I hereby expressly revoke all other wills, codicils and legacies or any other promises that I have made over the Internet, potentially while drinking or maybe ingesting other substances that may or may not have left me either more or less clear minded, funnier or absolutely gorgeous than other times when I might not have been ingesting same substances. But I digress...

I hereby bequeath the following items to the persons listed below:

[*]This alias and all its posts to Foosball God. Use it in health good buddy.

[*]7 or 8 Any other aliases that I have, I leave to HJS / JM / etc... as he seems to need them more than I do.

[*]To Early_10, I leave my Cthulhuclava pattern. It's my wish that any that are made in my honor are of a kelly green color.

[*]To St. Louis Bob, I leave my accounts at various T-shirt sites, along with any credits or discounts I have left at said sites.

[*]I leave my Skeptic Society membership to General Malaise, because he doesn't often, but when he brings it in a thread full of irrationality, he brings it.

[*]To Krista, I leave my PayPal and Kiva accounts for her to do good with.

[*]To Disco Stu I leave nothing, since he's got a way better life than the rest of you fellas combined.

The preceding was witnessed by Mr. Pickles, from the Internet.

What size shoe are you?

44... why?

 

[Running with scissors]

Pretty sure I'm going to get this shirt next.

 

[kevzilla]

is it wrong to flog your hog in a convent?...theoretically

I would think it would be necessary.

 

[YSR]

BF is on one of the 2 laptops we have here. He knows about FBG and I mentioned the wagering thread yesterday morning.

I just walked past and noticed that he's on here (and of course under my username since both laptops have the cookie) - but he's reading threads other than the wagering thread.

BVVVVVVVWIH

 

[Captain Quinoa]

BF is on one of the 2 laptops we have here. He knows about FBG and I mentioned the wagering thread yesterday morning. I just walked past and noticed that he's on here (and of course under my username since both laptops have the cookie) - but he's reading threads other than the wagering thread.BVVVVVVVWIH

does he know about you know what with you know who?

 

[General Malaise]

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2 Members: General Malaise, Joe Bryant

Hi Joe!

My buddies had a great time in Knoxville. They really liked the people. Said they couldn't have been any nicer and would go back in a heartbeat.

Also, despite living in Oregon their whole lives, they have never before seen rain like they did that night. They were unprepared and had no idea rain drops got that big.

 

[desert rose]

BF is on one of the 2 laptops we have here. He knows about FBG and I mentioned the wagering thread yesterday morning. I just walked past and noticed that he's on here (and of course under my username since both laptops have the cookie) - but he's reading threads other than the wagering thread.BVVVVVVVWIH

How do we know he isn't posting under your username and you aren't him now?

 

[YSR]

I got into a one-sided, self-induced dance-off with the BF tonight and decided that I would throw out that I could do the Superbowl Shuffle.

I, of course, did not know what that entailed, but that mattered not.

I was able to distract him briefly, during which time I watched it on YouTube. I know I'm stealing the phrase somewhat from Bill Simmons, but I need someone to show me something on Youtube that ranks higher on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.

 

[YSR]

I got into a one-sided, self-induced dance-off with the BF tonight and decided that I would throw out that I could do the Superbowl Shuffle.

I, of course, did not know what that entailed, but that mattered not.

I was able to distract him briefly, during which time I watched it on YouTube. I know I'm stealing the phrase somewhat from Bill Simmons, but I need someone to show me something on Youtube that ranks higher on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.

I may have had some wine before all this took place.

 

[Joe Bryant]

3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)2 Members: General Malaise, Joe BryantHi Joe!My buddies had a great time in Knoxville. They really liked the people. Said they couldn't have been any nicer and would go back in a heartbeat.Also, despite living in Oregon their whole lives, they have never before seen rain like they did that night. They were unprepared and had no idea rain drops got that big.

Hi GM,I was wondering how your friends did. I wondered about the rain too. That was crazy. My son was at the game and he said it was crazy. That wasn't a normal storm for us. Your team looked great - was surprised the Vols made it close for a half.Glad they had fun.J

 

[jplvr]

Rain drops in the south >>>> mist in the northwest

I think it has something to do with gravity... or dark matter.

 

[The Duchess]

After Igor, 16 towns are still in a state of emergency with roads in and out of the towns having washed away.

Beyond Trouty, the community of Bonaventure remains completely cut off.

Lisa Bailey, who lives in nearby Dunfield, said Bonaventure residents are driving as far as a washed-out section of road.

They leave their keys in their cars and walk across the gap. On the other side of the washout, residents of Trouty have also left cars — with keys in the ignition — so people can pick up a vehicle and keep driving.

Pretty proud of how things happen here. I'm not sure there's another part of the country where this would happen and I certainly haven't heard of anything like it in the US.

 

[The Duchess]

My useless POS BiL is getting married in Vegas today by Elvis. When we got married, the inlaws insisted on BiL being best man with a spiel of "he's your only brother blah blah" and he didn't even invite us. Nice. I hope they continue to make each other miserable for years to come.

 

[guru_007]

Don't hold back The Duchess. Tell us how you really feel. Must be a bit more back story there, no? Entertain us.

 

[Frot]

After Igor, 16 towns are still in a state of emergency with roads in and out of the towns having washed away.

Beyond Trouty, the community of Bonaventure remains completely cut off.

Lisa Bailey, who lives in nearby Dunfield, said Bonaventure residents are driving as far as a washed-out section of road.

They leave their keys in their cars and walk across the gap. On the other side of the washout, residents of Trouty have also left cars — with keys in the ignition — so people can pick up a vehicle and keep driving.

Pretty proud of how things happen here. I'm not sure there's another part of the country where this would happen and I certainly haven't heard of anything like it in the US.

unfairfirst of all, because of the exchange rate hurricanes are like 76% as bad up there as they are here

second, your population density is like 2.6 person (2 english speaking one french) every 5 square miles. No one is even going to see those cars with the keys in them unless someone has trained a beaver to drive

third of all, you are all accustomed to living with no running water and pooping in the woods, so huricanes are not really any different than daily life