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[St. Louis Bob]

That important?

Who, me? Are parent teacher conferences that important? Assuming that's what you are asking and you are asking it of me...Yeah, they are. Especially if your sons' mother hasn't attended a conference in 2 years. I don't want them having to watch both their mom AND their dad shrug off their conferences. I don't want their step-mom being the only one who shows up. I don't want the other parents in this very nice school thinking these two boys have two disinterested parents. I don't want that reputation. I don't want their teachers thinking the same thing. They are required to sit their and interact with us. Pretty crappy if they don't have their parents there to complete the process.

I was late, but I was there. I can handle the bad rap for having crap for memory and forgetting appointments, but I don't want the label of absentee dad. You probably won't want that either.

Jesus, settle down. Sorry I'm a little bit high for the first time in a while.

I was TRYING to be FUNNY!

I have this problem sometimes too. Worse than whiskey ****.

I just phone hoored with SLB for like nine hours.

Go ahead, try and not be jealous!

 

[Guster]

Last to bed is not unusual, but first up is very uncoslike

Woke up this morning still drunk

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last to bed is not unusual, but first up is very uncoslike

Woke up this morning still drunk

I went to bed a 6 short hours ago. Need eggs and a long walk.Actually need sex,then eggs, then a long walk. Mrs. SLB said she wanted needed to go to the gym first though. What a bunch of BS that is. <_<

 

[cosjobs]

Last to bed is not unusual, but first up is very uncoslike

Woke up this morning still drunk

I went to bed a 6 short hours ago. Need eggs and a long walk.Actually need sex,then eggs, then a long walk. Mrs. SLB said she wanted needed to go to the gym first though. What a bunch of BS that is. <_<

Morning wood is the bane of my wife.

 

[cosjobs]

OK, so I've been playing that FanDuel thing for a while and after kind of figuring out what I was doing wrong, I won like 10 different bets in a row. Got my bank well over $200 after being down to my last 5 bucks. And last week when I was putting my teams together, I almost posted here that the friggin place was like free money. I mean, I couldn't lose if I tried! But for some reason, superstition got the better of me and I decided not to jinx myself. And I even decided to up the ante and play in a few $25 games. Hence my results from Sunday:99th out of 10019th out of 202439th out of 2899Good times!

I keep forgetting to go over there and spend my free FBG money.

Send me your login and bank account info and I'll make you millions.

I deposited a couple hundy there and never played. Too busy. You want to drive it a while? Try to turn it into airfare for you and Tanner to come to coshole 13

Just checked and I have 190 plus a pending $29 bonus. I need to you turn it into 800 or so to buy the airfares. I'll send you the logon, but I want you to document it in here. Might get some good advice or more likely get a pile-on mocking.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####. I was just going to try and reply something witty to Cos when Mrs. SLB called to tell me my GB just lost his job. That would be my second GB losing his job in 12 hours. Lame.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My head hurts. I'm blaming the sinus infection and not the gallons of booze.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you know what makes an "all butter croissant" better? More butter.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Do you know what makes an "all butter croissant" better? More butter.

Makes sense.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How come when I was a younger man and I finished having the secs nothing less than an 8 ball of coke and a fistful of black beauties could keep me from falling asleep? Now that I'm older, I don't even get drowsy. #insomnia

So I'm the only one?

No it's true. I gave the little-woman a solid rogering last night. She fell asleep right away (probably out of boredom). I went down stairs, made a sandwich, and tried to watch SOA.

Did Jenna inspire you to revisit the bedroom?

Gemma?

What kind of name is that? What is she? a Bakersfield middle-school minority?

Pretty sure it's Eyetalian or something.

Eye'm guessing that is a minority in Bakersfield.

Surprisingly we've got a pretty decent number of Italians here. Nothing like East Coast or big cities but more than you'd think.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

 

[General Malaise]

I just phone hoored with SLB for like nine hours. Go ahead, try and not be jealous!

On your way to Utah?

I don't know what that means, but if some dirty blonde phonehoor from Portland was interested....he might get a phone call.You know you want it.

re: Utah...some dude is driving his family 21 hours to Utah for holiday. Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.:notebook:I'd love to chat sometime.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

I just phone hoored with SLB for like nine hours.

Go ahead, try and not be jealous!

On your way to Utah?

I don't know what that means, but if some dirty blonde phonehoor from Portland was interested....he might get a phone call.You know you want it.

re: Utah...some dude is driving his family 21 hours to Utah for holiday. Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.:notebook:

I'd love to chat sometime.

I also e-mailed the itinerary for Coshole to Mrs. SLB last night. This morning she said, and I quote, "wow this sounds like it is going to be a lot of fun! The place looks really cool too!".

 

[General Malaise]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

IIRC, Frosty is driving (or drove) to Utah.

Both my parents and my wife's parents all live within an hour of us. I can't tell everyone how awesome it is to never travel during the holidays. It's so great.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

I'm playing full Truck Units (which pails in comparison to Chainsaw Units) on these until the wheels fall off.~~~~~~▄▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌

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[St. Louis Bob]

IIRC, Frosty is driving (or drove) to Utah.



Both my parents and my wife's parents all live within an hour of us. I can't tell everyone how awesome it is to never travel during the holidays. It's so great.

Oh yeah. Six years ago I lived within a mile of pretty much my whole family. Being able to walk to Thanksgiving dinner was pretty awesome.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

 

[General Malaise]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

I'm playing full Truck Units (which pails in comparison to Chainsaw Units) on these until the wheels fall off.~~~~~~▄▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌

~~~▄▄██▌▌COWHEAD TRUCK TO VALUE-TOWN!!!

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███████▌.▌▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌

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I teased them all too....that's been a gold mine for me this year...well, not last week, but every other week.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanksgiving this year should be interesting to say the least. Last year, Dad had dementia but he knew who his family was. This year, not so much. He knows who Mom is (most of the time), but I doubt he'll have any clue who my brother and I are.

A couple of recent episodes (forgive me if I've posted some before) that are sorta funny in the midst of that damned disease:

1. My mother was dusting the furniture and he told her "you should get paid for that" as if she was the maid.

2. I was talking to him on the phone, telling him I was coming over for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, he asked Mom "who is that man coming over?".

3. During that same phone conversation - I kept calling him "Dad" and tried inserting that I was his son into every other sentence - when he was handing the phone off to Mom, he told me "here's your...my wife".

4. My brother gave my Mom some relief by staying with him one night while she went to a friend's house. He told my brother "I have two sons" all the while sitting right next to a pic of my brother & I.

5. When I was last there in September, I was leaving and couldn't find my keys. I went back to the guest bedroom thinking I may have left them there (I did). I turned around and almost jumped out of my skin as he was about a foot behind me with his plate full of breakfast in his hand. I said "Dad, where are you going?". He said "I don't know".

 

[General Malaise]

Not Tanner level funny, but I chuckled

 

[General Malaise]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanksgiving this year should be interesting to say the least. Last year, Dad had dementia but he knew who his family was. This year, not so much. He knows who Mom is (most of the time), but I doubt he'll have any clue who my brother and I are.A couple of recent episodes (forgive me if I've posted some before) that are sorta funny in the midst of that damned disease:1. My mother was dusting the furniture and he told her "you should get paid for that" as if she was the maid.2. I was talking to him on the phone, telling him I was coming over for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, he asked Mom "who is that man coming over?".3. During that same phone conversation - I kept calling him "Dad" and tried inserting that I was his son into every other sentence - when he was handing the phone off to Mom, he told me "here's your...my wife".4. My brother gave my Mom some relief by staying with him one night while she went to a friend's house. He told my brother "I have two sons" all the while sitting right next to a pic of my brother & I.5. When I was last there in September, I was leaving and couldn't find my keys. I went back to the guest bedroom thinking I may have left them there (I did). I turned around and almost jumped out of my skin as he was about a foot behind me with his plate full of breakfast in his hand. I said "Dad, where are you going?". He said "I don't know".

Yeah that sucks. Although one of my favorite memories of my Grandfather was one Christmas when he grabbed my Dad by the shoulder and said "have you met this Bob guy?! This guy is great!"

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not Tanner level funny, but I chuckled

"dirty street mutt"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.

You guys are overthinking this. Colin's GB's are doing the work for us. Sportsbook chopped down their payouts on 3-team teasers. :dead:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not Tanner level funny, but I chuckled

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanksgiving this year should be interesting to say the least. Last year, Dad had dementia but he knew who his family was. This year, not so much. He knows who Mom is (most of the time), but I doubt he'll have any clue who my brother and I are.A couple of recent episodes (forgive me if I've posted some before) that are sorta funny in the midst of that damned disease:1. My mother was dusting the furniture and he told her "you should get paid for that" as if she was the maid.2. I was talking to him on the phone, telling him I was coming over for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, he asked Mom "who is that man coming over?".3. During that same phone conversation - I kept calling him "Dad" and tried inserting that I was his son into every other sentence - when he was handing the phone off to Mom, he told me "here's your...my wife".4. My brother gave my Mom some relief by staying with him one night while she went to a friend's house. He told my brother "I have two sons" all the while sitting right next to a pic of my brother & I.5. When I was last there in September, I was leaving and couldn't find my keys. I went back to the guest bedroom thinking I may have left them there (I did). I turned around and almost jumped out of my skin as he was about a foot behind me with his plate full of breakfast in his hand. I said "Dad, where are you going?". He said "I don't know".

Yeah that sucks. Although one of my favorite memories of my Grandfather was one Christmas when he grabbed my Dad by the shoulder and said "have you met this Bob guy?! This guy is great!"

The weird thing is, my Dad still has the exact same personality he ever did - sometimes supremely anal, other times the life of the party. But I think he gets a little jealous of all these strange men that seem to have interest in his wife.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanksgiving this year should be interesting to say the least. Last year, Dad had dementia but he knew who his family was. This year, not so much. He knows who Mom is (most of the time), but I doubt he'll have any clue who my brother and I are.

A couple of recent episodes (forgive me if I've posted some before) that are sorta funny in the midst of that damned disease:

1. My mother was dusting the furniture and he told her "you should get paid for that" as if she was the maid.

2. I was talking to him on the phone, telling him I was coming over for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, he asked Mom "who is that man coming over?".

3. During that same phone conversation - I kept calling him "Dad" and tried inserting that I was his son into every other sentence - when he was handing the phone off to Mom, he told me "here's your...my wife".

4. My brother gave my Mom some relief by staying with him one night while she went to a friend's house. He told my brother "I have two sons" all the while sitting right next to a pic of my brother & I.

5. When I was last there in September, I was leaving and couldn't find my keys. I went back to the guest bedroom thinking I may have left them there (I did). I turned around and almost jumped out of my skin as he was about a foot behind me with his plate full of breakfast in his hand. I said "Dad, where are you going?". He said "I don't know".

Yeah that sucks. Although one of my favorite memories of my Grandfather was one Christmas when he grabbed my Dad by the shoulder and said "have you met this Bob guy?! This guy is great!"

The weird thing is, my Dad still has the exact same personality he ever did - sometimes supremely anal, other times the life of the party. But I think he gets a little jealous of all these strange men that seem to have interest in his wife.

I'm glad to hear that and hope it stays that way, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Clever Homer

 

[General Malaise]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.

You guys are overthinking this. Colin's GB's are doing the work for us. Sportsbook chopped down their payouts on 3-team teasers. :dead:

I don't really care about payouts...if I tease all 5 and they hit, it's pretty nice. Trifling over the payout odds is very Marshall Planian and I'm just not that guy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

 

[Stoneys]

Clever Homer

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanksgiving this year should be interesting to say the least. Last year, Dad had dementia but he knew who his family was. This year, not so much. He knows who Mom is (most of the time), but I doubt he'll have any clue who my brother and I are.

A couple of recent episodes (forgive me if I've posted some before) that are sorta funny in the midst of that damned disease:

1. My mother was dusting the furniture and he told her "you should get paid for that" as if she was the maid.

2. I was talking to him on the phone, telling him I was coming over for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, he asked Mom "who is that man coming over?".

3. During that same phone conversation - I kept calling him "Dad" and tried inserting that I was his son into every other sentence - when he was handing the phone off to Mom, he told me "here's your...my wife".

4. My brother gave my Mom some relief by staying with him one night while she went to a friend's house. He told my brother "I have two sons" all the while sitting right next to a pic of my brother & I.

5. When I was last there in September, I was leaving and couldn't find my keys. I went back to the guest bedroom thinking I may have left them there (I did). I turned around and almost jumped out of my skin as he was about a foot behind me with his plate full of breakfast in his hand. I said "Dad, where are you going?". He said "I don't know".

Yeah that sucks. Although one of my favorite memories of my Grandfather was one Christmas when he grabbed my Dad by the shoulder and said "have you met this Bob guy?! This guy is great!"

The weird thing is, my Dad still has the exact same personality he ever did - sometimes supremely anal, other times the life of the party. But I think he gets a little jealous of all these strange men that seem to have interest in his wife.

I'm glad to hear that and hope it stays that way, GB.

I'm sure my mother is tired of my asking every time I talk to her "has he shown any signs of violence?". but that's what worries me the most. He's in great shape physically and my mother is tiny. But I can tell the confusion frustrates him. It's funny - I remember him saying 20-or-so years ago that, if he ever got Alzheimer's, he just go shoot himself. Doesn't work like that, though, and that's probably the most evil thing about this ####### disease - it's tricksy.

 

[Tecumseh]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

In other news, If you have Witten on your fantasy team, see if you can play him at every position. He may have 300yds receiving and 47 TD's.

 

[Josie Maran]

If anyone needs me today, I'll be in bed, drinking lots of water, sporadically napping, and watching stuff on Netflix.

I will be doing this until I no longer feel like I've been hit by a truck.

Also, I love SLB.

 

[Josie Maran]

OK, so I've been playing that FanDuel thing for a while and after kind of figuring out what I was doing wrong, I won like 10 different bets in a row. Got my bank well over $200 after being down to my last 5 bucks. And last week when I was putting my teams together, I almost posted here that the friggin place was like free money. I mean, I couldn't lose if I tried! But for some reason, superstition got the better of me and I decided not to jinx myself. And I even decided to up the ante and play in a few $25 games. Hence my results from Sunday:99th out of 10019th out of 202439th out of 2899Good times!

I keep forgetting to go over there and spend my free FBG money.

Send me your login and bank account info and I'll make you millions.

I deposited a couple hundy there and never played. Too busy. You want to drive it a while? Try to turn it into airfare for you and Tanner to come to coshole 13

Just checked and I have 190 plus a pending $29 bonus. I need to you turn it into 800 or so to buy the airfares. I'll send you the logon, but I want you to document it in here. Might get some good advice or more likely get a pile-on mocking.

I'll get on it when I get out of bed. So, tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If anyone needs me today, I'll be in bed, drinking lots of water, sporadically napping, and watching stuff on Netflix. I will be doing this until I no longer feel like I've been hit by a truck. Also, I love SLB.

Mutual on all accounts GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

 

[Thorn]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

gusher

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

Soooo.....You were doing fine until the last sentence = story of my life

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

Soooo.....You were doing fine until the last sentence = story of my life

Hi, my name is Bob, nice to meet you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

Got her too. Helped seal the deal.

 

[Josie Maran]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

X 100

 

[YSR]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.

I set aside 21 hours at coshole just to have Gusher introduce himself to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

:batsignal:

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm putting Cosmos on the teevee. Should be asleep in 19 seconds.