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'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Just had 3 separate half hour conversations with SLB. One of our phones sucks and kept dropping the call. Pretty sure it was his weak ### Zach Morris phone.It's been said a few thousand times, but Bob is a cool dude. He kept apologizing for not being funny. I didn't care, he was funny enough and we had a good talk. :thumbup:
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Missed this. :lmao: It was cool GB. :thumbup:
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
'YSR said:
Football - 333 Florida State -31 -110 for Game
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Tell him to double up on this. Maryland has a LB playing QB, they are last in the NCAA in offense, and FSU is 1st in defense. O/U is around 45. MD may not score but FSU can get that many since the Terps' top defensive player is done for the year and they weren't all that good with him.
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:lmao: This was just a disgusting, gross way to lose....and yes, totally tailed the FSU play :bag:
 
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With the latest update, words with friends suggests people to play with. It says GM "plays with similar ability." Sorry, GB, cause I suck out loud.

 
'shuke said:
'YSR said:
'shuke said:
So does anyone know how to shower without getting their leg wet? They told me not to try to bag it because the water will wick in. My wound is still considered sterile because it's wrapped pretty good and I'm not supposed to change the dressing. If I get it wet that changes everything.
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Can you take a bath?
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Yes, but I'm almost 40, so that's out of the question.
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:lol: this is correct
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
'Gadzooks said:
Haven't been here for a few days, working crazy hours and going out on dates that involve me paying for dinners but not having sex. (Had my first ever visit to Cheesecake Factory, that was almost as good as sex) Yesterday was especially long and stressful, at one point I walked past the desk of the creepy guy that works in "IT" and I stopped and said "hey, when you finally really lose it and come in here and shoot up the place, I want you to shoot me first, right in the face" He never looked up from his computer monitor but quietly said "sounds good". When he left for the day he walked by my office and stopped for a second and gave me a "thumb-finger" gun shot and said "see ya Monday". I'm slightly nervous about coming in to work on Monday.

Also, the highlight of my week: I go to the FFA this morning and see the Eatoff thread on page 1 and I literally got cramps from laughing at GM eating his offspring.
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You and me both, GB :rolleyes:
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It knew there wasn't going to be sex, I'd go alone and call up SLB for some Bob-chat while I enjoy a nice steak.
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Hitting up the Cheeaecake Factory is like going to a soup kitchen, only less nutritious.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
'Gadzooks said:
Haven't been here for a few days, working crazy hours and going out on dates that involve me paying for dinners but not having sex. (Had my first ever visit to Cheesecake Factory, that was almost as good as sex) Yesterday was especially long and stressful, at one point I walked past the desk of the creepy guy that works in "IT" and I stopped and said "hey, when you finally really lose it and come in here and shoot up the place, I want you to shoot me first, right in the face" He never looked up from his computer monitor but quietly said "sounds good". When he left for the day he walked by my office and stopped for a second and gave me a "thumb-finger" gun shot and said "see ya Monday". I'm slightly nervous about coming in to work on Monday.

Also, the highlight of my week: I go to the FFA this morning and see the Eatoff thread on page 1 and I literally got cramps from laughing at GM eating his offspring.
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You and me both, GB :rolleyes:
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It knew there wasn't going to be sex, I'd go alone and call up SLB for some Bob-chat while I enjoy a nice steak.
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Hitting up the Cheeaecake Factory is like going to a soup kitchen, only less nutritious.
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:lmao: :lmao:If you don't have a couple hundred items on your menu, well, you're just not trying.

 
'cosjobs said:
Dear Shuke,I seriously recommend you go to Lowes and buy a teak shower chair and a hand held shower. It might cost $100. You are worth it.Sincerely,Your Life
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Ended up with a plastic step stool and the cheapest hand held attachment for $28 total. :moneybag:
 
played appx 2 dozen games of WWF with a guy who has never scored less than 500

haven't been cheated this bad since Pickles got found out

 
'YSR said:
My husband hits one awesome parlay and suddenly he's parlaying like Otis every weekend:

Risk $5.00 to win $5,758.38

Football - 333 Florida State -31 -110 for Game

Football - 355 USC -3½ -105 for Game

Football - 395 Ohio State +2 -110 for Game

Football - 412 Washington Redskins -3½ -110 for Game

Football - 413 Green Bay Packers -3½ +100 for Game

Football - 429 New Orleans Saints -4½ -110 for Game

Football - 423 Indianapolis Colts +9½ -115 for Game

Football - 432 Denver Broncos -8 -110 for Game

Football - 433 Baltimore Ravens -3½ -110 for Game

Martial Arts - 24201 Carlos Condit +265 for Game

:lmao: :unsure:
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Welcome aboard. :thumbup:
 
'guru_007 said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
'YSR said:
Football - 333 Florida State -31 -110 for Game
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Tell him to double up on this. Maryland has a LB playing QB, they are last in the NCAA in offense, and FSU is 1st in defense. O/U is around 45. MD may not score but FSU can get that many since the Terps' top defensive player is done for the year and they weren't all that good with him.
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:lmao: This was just a disgusting, gross way to lose....and yes, totally tailed the FSU play :bag:
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Tailed the bet, but missed the game. All I can say is that the someone's a chucker.
 
My gal loves Christmas movies, mostly the classics, so I'm sitting in my den with the DVR paused waiting to start Harold & Kumar Christmas while she puts hulkbaby to bed.

I'm drunk too. Shocker!

 
Just so I understand: The same K-State team that went into Norman and stole the Sooners' soul can't take care of business in Waco? Do I have that right?

:shock:

 
'shuke said:
Thank you to Uruk-High, YSR, and cos for the donations!!!
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Jesus, that's about right. I haven't done a day-drunk like today in a while. After a nap, it's starting to come back to me.....At some point, I went out to check the mail and fell down in the yard. Just to make sure I didn't nightmare that, I just checked and saw the knee-dent in the yard. UNCONFIRMED: I seem to recall my neighbor running over to help me up; details to follow at 11.

When I woke from my nap and turned the TV on, I found out that my sound system goes to eleventy-hundred when playing Rocky II.

Sorry to all those who got back-doored on the MD game on my advice.

What happens if Notre Dame loses?

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
'shuke said:
Thank you to Uruk-High, YSR, and cos for the donations!!!
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Jesus, that's about right. I haven't done a day-drunk like today in a while. After a nap, it's starting to come back to me.....At some point, I went out to check the mail and fell down in the yard. Just to make sure I didn't nightmare that, I just checked and saw the knee-dent in the yard. UNCONFIRMED: I seem to recall my neighbor running over to help me up; details to follow at 11.

When I woke from my nap and turned the TV on, I found out that my sound system goes to eleventy-hundred when playing Rocky II.

Sorry to all those who got back-doored on the MD game on my advice.



What happens if Notre Dame loses?
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The world rejoices?
 
11 hours in the car yesterday, 10 more today, but we all made it to Utah. I think all four of us hated each of the others at varying levels at some point (including the 2-year old) during the trip but it all went away the minute the kids (and my wife) saw their grandparents (parents) and aunt (sister) and uncle (brother-in-law) and cousins (nieces and nephews). Should have seven semi-fun days where at least I don't have to work and there's food provided and hurray sports. Then we get to do it again.

Nebraska is horribly boring and Iowa quite literally smells like poop. Except Des Moines, which smelled like chow mein.

 
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'Frostillicus said:
11 hours in the car yesterday, 10 more today, but we all made it to Utah. I think all four of us hated each of the others at varying levels at some point (including the 2-year old) during the trip but it all went away the minute the kids (and my wife) saw their grandparents (parents) and aunt (sister) and uncle (brother-in-law) and cousins (nieces and nephews). Should have seven semi-fun days where at least I don't have to work and there's food provided and hurray sports. Then we get to do it again.Nebraska is horribly boring and Iowa quite literally smells like poop. Except Des Moines, which smelled like chow mein.
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We've made that drive before, a couple times. Not fun. And that was without kids.
 
'Good said:
'Frostillicus said:
11 hours in the car yesterday, 10 more today, but we all made it to Utah. I think all four of us hated each of the others at varying levels at some point (including the 2-year old) during the trip but it all went away the minute the kids (and my wife) saw their grandparents (parents) and aunt (sister) and uncle (brother-in-law) and cousins (nieces and nephews). Should have seven semi-fun days where at least I don't have to work and there's food provided and hurray sports. Then we get to do it again.Nebraska is horribly boring and Iowa quite literally smells like poop. Except Des Moines, which smelled like chow mein.
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We've made that drive before, a couple times. Not fun. And that was without kids.
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I've got a limit of about 5 hours in a car. Anything longer than that and I fly.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Good said:
'Frostillicus said:
11 hours in the car yesterday, 10 more today, but we all made it to Utah. I think all four of us hated each of the others at varying levels at some point (including the 2-year old) during the trip but it all went away the minute the kids (and my wife) saw their grandparents (parents) and aunt (sister) and uncle (brother-in-law) and cousins (nieces and nephews). Should have seven semi-fun days where at least I don't have to work and there's food provided and hurray sports. Then we get to do it again.Nebraska is horribly boring and Iowa quite literally smells like poop. Except Des Moines, which smelled like chow mein.
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We've made that drive before, a couple times. Not fun. And that was without kids.
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I've got a limit of about 5 hours in a car. Anything longer than that and I fly.
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I used to feel that way, but once you've got four people a flight from Minneapolis to Utah ends up costing around $2k. Figured we'd give the drive a try.NEVER AGAIN. And I have a mostly happy family that love each other and get along really well. I can't imagine how those disfunctional families handle this stuff.
 
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