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'Guster said:
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
'Osaurus said:
Cincy/Oakland game = Thugfest '12
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Enjoyed the fight at the end of the game. Good to see the Bengals stick up for Dalton after the cheap shot dump into the ground on a stopped play
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Bengals are going to be a tough out in the playoffs. This is a sneaky good team. :thumbup: Bob, I LOVE our Rams today. :wub:
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I'm on all the favs at 4: SF, ARI, BAL
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We should have saved the Vig on SF/ARI. Saints I like a little, but I love the Rams. Just can't back a 6th round rookie QB. Would rather back Charlie Batch.
 
'General Malaise said:
So this elf thing...it does stuff automatically or you have to position, manipulate and fabricate the elf to give off the illusion of him doing elfish type things? :confused: :confused: Is it like a robot or a pet?
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It's a doll. You have to do all of the manipulation yourself. And make sure you remember to do it after the kids go to bed and before they get up. You know, heavy drinking time.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, Sarnoff, since Hollywood is repeating everything, how about a sit com where the Dad is really smart and the Mom is a dingbat. The opposite has been done to death for the last 30 years or so. Of course The Honeymooners is probably one of the originals and always made me laugh.
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We're not allowed to do those anymore :thumbdown:
 
'Britney Spears said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'cstu said:
Broke a glass this morning while cleaning up and a piece of the glass fell right onto my foot making a 3/4" cut with blood pouring out everywhere. I spent nearly 3 hours in the emergency room before someone finally came to stitch it up. And what did they use to seal the wound? A $20 tube of Durabond and some 3M Steri-Strips. Why didn't I know about this sooner? Seems like a no-brainer to have around the house for emergencies.
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Dang, that sucks GB. Good thing I'm married to a nurse, steri-strips are plentiful at our house.
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This seems like a good idea to figure out a safety kit to have around the house.
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We need a first aid kit thread. Among the things I plan to buy now are Quikclot, Durabond and steri-strips. BTW, from what I can tell the Durabond is basically Super Glue designed not to sting and be more flexible.

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
'cstu said:
Broke a glass this morning while cleaning up and a piece of the glass fell right onto my foot making a 3/4" cut with blood pouring out everywhere. I spent nearly 3 hours in the emergency room before someone finally came to stitch it up. And what did they use to seal the wound? A $20 tube of Durabond and some 3M Steri-Strips. Why didn't I know about this sooner? Seems like a no-brainer to have around the house for emergencies.
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Dang, that sucks GB. Good thing I'm married to a nurse, steri-strips are plentiful at our house.
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I'm sure.
 
'Sarnoff said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, Sarnoff, since Hollywood is repeating everything, how about a sit com where the Dad is really smart and the Mom is a dingbat. The opposite has been done to death for the last 30 years or so. Of course The Honeymooners is probably one of the originals and always made me laugh.
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We're not allowed to do those anymore :thumbdown:
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Outside inside the box. I'm thinking it.
'SofaKings said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'cstu said:
Broke a glass this morning while cleaning up and a piece of the glass fell right onto my foot making a 3/4" cut with blood pouring out everywhere. I spent nearly 3 hours in the emergency room before someone finally came to stitch it up. And what did they use to seal the wound? A $20 tube of Durabond and some 3M Steri-Strips. Why didn't I know about this sooner? Seems like a no-brainer to have around the house for emergencies.
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Dang, that sucks GB. Good thing I'm married to a nurse, steri-strips are plentiful at our house.
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I'm sure.
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:lmao: Hate the game...
'cosjobs said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Our family charity for 2012.
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.Ours for '12
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Ours isn't glamorous, but we're giving them boatloads. My link
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:lmao: I hear you.
 
We do Chritmas for each other but its always one big thing that we put off buying in anticipation of it being a Christmas gift along with 1 or 2 very small items that are sentimental buys.

We are also going easy on buying stuff for the boys this year. They have enough crap for 10 kids.

 
'General Malaise said:
So this elf thing...it does stuff automatically or you have to position, manipulate and fabricate the elf to give off the illusion of him doing elfish type things? :confused: :confused: Is it like a robot or a pet?
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:lmao:
 
'General Malaise said:
So this elf thing...it does stuff automatically or you have to position, manipulate and fabricate the elf to give off the illusion of him doing elfish type things? :confused: :confused: Is it like a robot or a pet?
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It does everything itself...but some of them are set to "evil." Keep them away from knives or you end up with a Christmas version of this:My link

 
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
So this elf thing...it does stuff automatically or you have to position, manipulate and fabricate the elf to give off the illusion of him doing elfish type things? :confused: :confused: Is it like a robot or a pet?
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It does everything itself...but some of them are set to "evil." Keep them away from knives or you end up with a Christmas version of this:My link
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:lmao: If you only knew how many nightmares that thing gave me. Thanks parents!My Grandparents (mom) one of these stupid things. Didn't know the purpose but as soon as everybody started drinking we would hide it. Grandma always found it as it would be there every year. Grandma smoked, gambled and drank with the best of them. Hell, she took me to Vegas as soon as I turned 21. I really miss her.

 
Long back story

Mrs. SLB I need five bucks for Dylan.

Me: Where?

Mrs. SLB: Remember he lost his first tooth today?

Me: Of course. I just thought he needed five bucks for something else.

Mrs. SLB: Have I ever asked you for money? Of course not. I just get what I need. :shakesheadindsgust:

Looks pretty cool now Zooks dont' it? :mellow:

Yes I know "don't it" isn't grammatically correct. GFY

 
'Good said:
'bentley said:
AngryWife and I are going out for date night while a neighbor watches the boys. Hoping to get a little action during the 13 minutes it takes her to go from drunk/frisky to drunk/sleepy.It's like living with Fluffer around here sometimes.
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I know this game well. You can't let them get horizontal.
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Also quite familiar with this game. The car ride home seems to have devastating effects on the libido.
 
Sitting in a bar with my brother. He is writing cover letters for potential law firms that he wants to go to work for, leaving his lucrative engineering gig for . I am trying to figure out how to better sort my friends on Facebook. Who is winning at life there? If I unfriend any Jim-Tanners, my apologies, I will make it up to you at CosHole 2013.

 
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'bentley said:
AngryWife and I are going out for date night while a neighbor watches the boys. Hoping to get a little action during the 13 minutes it takes her to go from drunk/frisky to drunk/sleepy.It's like living with Fluffer around here sometimes.
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I know this game well. You can't let them get horizontal.
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Also quite familiar with this game. The car ride home seems to have devastating effects on the libido.
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With my wife it is "can we stop and get something to eat on the way home?"
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'bentley said:
AngryWife and I are going out for date night while a neighbor watches the boys. Hoping to get a little action during the 13 minutes it takes her to go from drunk/frisky to drunk/sleepy.It's like living with Fluffer around here sometimes.
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I know this game well. You can't let them get horizontal.
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Also quite familiar with this game. The car ride home seems to have devastating effects on the libido.
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With my wife it is "can we stop and get something to eat on the way home?"
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"Why stop, I've got something for you right here"
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
I'm back!
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How was Utah?
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1. we planned to drive out there without stopping which would be about 21 hours. We made it 8, mostly because my wife decided to do everything except get ready to go and we didn't leave until 2 pm (I wanted to leave by 10) and so we ended up staying the night in a super creepy hotel in Kearney, NE. We didn't die.2. The trip overall was really good since my wife got to see her family and my kids got to see their cousins and grandparents and everybody was hugging and it was really cool. Since it was mostly mormons other than a drink or two at the end of the nights with wife's parents (who are cool) drinking was pretty minimal. One night we spent with her sister who is now a mormon with three kids but used to be a coke whore who stripped at amateur nights (she claims and I believe it) and we got bombed. Apparently I kept her up until 2:30 talking about god knows what after my wife passed out around midnight, and then after I went to bed she was woken up by my wife's slamming cabinet doors and swearing because she couldn't find chocolate around 3am.

3. Thanksgiving dinner was good especially because I ended up filling a water glass with the box of wine we had in the back of the car all day/night and then watched an emma stone movie with four teenage mormon girls.

4. Drive home was better than the drive there because we got 70% of the way there on day 1 because I drove the whole time and made damn sure we left by 10. I would have driven home the whole way that night but my son threw a total freak out after falling asleep right after the previous total freakout. We figured we should stop.

5. Damn glad to be home. Looking forward to making that drive again never.

E. I meant to get a picture of my wife in her thanksgiving dress. Forgot. Sorry. Hot.

6. You know how if you like NFL, College Hoops, and College Football the whole thanksgiving weekend is awesome? Well my wife's grandpa is somewhere in the dementia/alzheimer's zone and my wife's mom and dad live with him and since he just talks all the time they don't bother to try to watch anything so I just put it on sports the whole time any time we were there.

7. Dinosaur park is awesome. If you're wondering why the kid on the farthest right doesn't look like he's having fun it's because he's actually scared of the fake dinosaurs. The whole thing is a trail with a bunch of awesome dinosaur statues and the kid is terrified. I'm afraid someday my daughter will jump off a cliff because it looks fun and interesting, while I'm afraid my son will meltdown in a parking lot someday when a car honks. So different.

8. I ate at a chik-fil-a. It was pretty good. I don't feel any different. Also hit a Carl's Jr. for the first time ever.

Ha ha yes I'm guster. tl dr.

 
'bentley said:
We do Chritmas for each other but its always one big thing that we put off buying in anticipation of it being a Christmas gift along with 1 or 2 very small items that are sentimental buys.We are also going easy on buying stuff for the boys this year. They have enough crap for 10 kids.
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I try to get something for her that she's probably going to eventually get anyway, and will last forever. I ask her to go cheap on me, I spend money on myself better than anyone. Got her a vitamix this year.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
I'm back!
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How was Utah?
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1. we planned to drive out there without stopping which would be about 21 hours. We made it 8, mostly because my wife decided to do everything except get ready to go and we didn't leave until 2 pm (I wanted to leave by 10) and so we ended up staying the night in a super creepy hotel in Kearney, NE. We didn't die.2. The trip overall was really good since my wife got to see her family and my kids got to see their cousins and grandparents and everybody was hugging and it was really cool. Since it was mostly mormons other than a drink or two at the end of the nights with wife's parents (who are cool) drinking was pretty minimal. One night we spent with her sister who is now a mormon with three kids but used to be a coke whore who stripped at amateur nights (she claims and I believe it) and we got bombed. Apparently I kept her up until 2:30 talking about god knows what after my wife passed out around midnight, and then after I went to bed she was woken up by my wife's slamming cabinet doors and swearing because she couldn't find chocolate around 3am.

3. Thanksgiving dinner was good especially because I ended up filling a water glass with the box of wine we had in the back of the car all day/night and then watched an emma stone movie with four teenage mormon girls.

4. Drive home was better than the drive there because we got 70% of the way there on day 1 because I drove the whole time and made damn sure we left by 10. I would have driven home the whole way that night but my son threw a total freak out after falling asleep right after the previous total freakout. We figured we should stop.

5. Damn glad to be home. Looking forward to making that drive again never.

E. I meant to get a picture of my wife in her thanksgiving dress. Forgot. Sorry. Hot.

6. You know how if you like NFL, College Hoops, and College Football the whole thanksgiving weekend is awesome? Well my wife's grandpa is somewhere in the dementia/alzheimer's zone and my wife's mom and dad live with him and since he just talks all the time they don't bother to try to watch anything so I just put it on sports the whole time any time we were there.

7. Dinosaur park is awesome. If you're wondering why the kid on the farthest right doesn't look like he's having fun it's because he's actually scared of the fake dinosaurs. The whole thing is a trail with a bunch of awesome dinosaur statues and the kid is terrified. I'm afraid someday my daughter will jump off a cliff because it looks fun and interesting, while I'm afraid my son will meltdown in a parking lot someday when a car honks. So different.

8. I ate at a chik-fil-a. It was pretty good. I don't feel any different. Also hit a Carl's Jr. for the first time ever.

Ha ha yes I'm guster. tl dr.
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You know I was just being polite/making small talk.
 
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