GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Oh also my wife had to go to the emergency room at one point which will probably end up costing 1 million dollars.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh also my wife had to go to the emergency room at one point which will probably end up costing 1 million dollars.

Chocolate deficiency?

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh also my wife had to go to the emergency room at one point which will probably end up costing 1 million dollars.

Chocolate deficiency?

Interesting. I believe the diagnosis was "severe ####### cat allergies" but that chocolate thing makes sense, given the evidence.

 

[kevzilla]

I hate gambling.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say there were a lot of teasers riding on Packers +8.5. It won't make you feel any better, but that game caused almost as much drinking in Central Texas as it did in Wisconsin.

 

[kevzilla]

E. I meant to get a picture of my wife in her thanksgiving dress. Forgot. Sorry. Hot.

A pic of your wife out of her Thanksgiving dress will do nicely.

 

[Frostillicus]

I hate gambling.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say there were a lot of teasers riding on Packers +8.5. It won't make you feel any better, but that game caused almost as much drinking in Central Texas as it did in Wisconsin.

Never bet on a Wisconsin team, boys. Never. The hoops team has been making me money all year by betting against them. Can't trust those cheese ####ers.

 

[Frostillicus]

E. I meant to get a picture of my wife in her thanksgiving dress. Forgot. Sorry. Hot.

A pic of your wife out of her Thanksgiving dress will do nicely.

Hold on......

 

[bentley]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.

Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.

Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I hate gambling.

 

[Frostillicus]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

 

[Frostillicus]

I hate gambling.

mostly

 

[Frostillicus]

I think 90% of my posts are when I'm drunk.

 

[bentley]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

You'll always have Utah.We went there one year and AngryWife asked me to explain Mormonism to her on the temple steps in SLC. Told her I would be more comfortable with it if we were off the grounds and away from the listening devices.It was also a key weekend in the conception of JR. Not because we got freaky in Park City, but because I gave her hormone shots in the ### twice a day to prepare us for the loving moment between a man, a woman, a doctor, and a battery of other medical professionals that is in vitro fertilization.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Waiting for the pic.

 

[Frostillicus]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

You'll always have Utah.We went there one year and AngryWife asked me to explain Mormonism to her on the temple steps in SLC. Told her I would be more comfortable with it if we were off the grounds and away from the listening devices.It was also a key weekend in the conception of JR. Not because we got freaky in Park City, but because I gave her hormone shots in the ### twice a day to prepare us for the loving moment between a man, a woman, a doctor, and a battery of other medical professionals that is in vitro fertilization.

Dude I was just kidding. My wife and I are in that same state nearly every night. At least one of us. And yes, mormons are creepy. I won Mrs. Frostly away from them by telling her constantly I'd never ever convert and she could do whatever she wanted religion wise and I'd marry her but I'd never ever be a mormon and then she asked why and then I'd go into all the stuff wrong with them and then she'd ask why I wasn't catholic anymore and I'd tell her and then we got married ina random hall with no religous affiliation and our kids arent' baptised and she thinks she wants to start going to church someplace but I'm not encourgaing it and it hasn't happened yet because we're happy this way but we never would have known it and you can take that to the bank brohans.

 

[Frostillicus]

Waiting for the pic.

I don't have one, J. Jonah.

 

[General Malaise]

I hate gambling.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say there were a lot of teasers riding on Packers +8.5. It won't make you feel any better, but that game caused almost as much drinking in Central Texas as it did in Wisconsin.

Yeah, that plus the OVER 51.5, which was all but covered in the 1st half. The agony of watching the two teams sail to 7 full points in the 2nd half was painful, especially in light of HOW it unfolded. Just...butt rape.

 

[bentley]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.

Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.

Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

You'll always have Utah.We went there one year and AngryWife asked me to explain Mormonism to her on the temple steps in SLC. Told her I would be more comfortable with it if we were off the grounds and away from the listening devices.

It was also a key weekend in the conception of JR. Not because we got freaky in Park City, but because I gave her hormone shots in the ### twice a day to prepare us for the loving moment between a man, a woman, a doctor, and a battery of other medical professionals that is in vitro fertilization.

Dude I was just kidding. My wife and I are in that same state nearly every night. At least one of us. And yes, mormons are creepy. I won Mrs. Frostly away from them by telling her constantly I'd never ever convert and she could do whatever she wanted religion wise and I'd marry her but I'd never ever be a mormon and then she asked why and then I'd go into all the stuff wrong with them and then she'd ask why I wasn't catholic anymore and I'd tell her and then we got married ina random hall with no religous affiliation and our kids arent' baptised and she thinks she wants to start going to church someplace but I'm not encourgaing it and it hasn't happened yet because we're happy this way but we never would have known it and you can take that to the bank brohans.

I realize that. Should have included an emoticon of some sort.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm not going to remember any of this when I'm at work tomorrow.

 

[bentley]

I'm not going to remember any of this when I'm at work tomorrow.

I've been off for a week. The one smart thing I did was schedule all of Monday morning to reconfigure the room we use as a corporate video studio. So I should have to actually talk to anyone or answer emails until sometime tomorrow afternoon.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

I think 90% of my posts are when I'm drunk.

Everyone needs a few internet friends once in awhile.. social disorder is very common these days

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm not going to remember any of this when I'm at work tomorrow.

I've been off for a week. The one smart thing I did was schedule all of Monday morning to reconfigure the room we use as a corporate video studio. So I should have to actually talk to anyone or answer emails until sometime tomorrow afternoon.

My job is as such where I can work from home whenever I want. I think I want to tomorrow.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

I'm not going to remember any of this when I'm at work tomorrow.

I've been off for a week. The one smart thing I did was schedule all of Monday morning to reconfigure the room we use as a corporate video studio. So I should have to actually talk to anyone or answer emails until sometime tomorrow afternoon.

My job is as such where I can work from home whenever I want. I think I want to tomorrow.

 

[Josie Maran]

Your tree will start to look kind of crummy if you get it too early.We're not doing presents this year. Except for the kid. This makes me unbelievably happy.

WTF? I was totally gonna get you something awesome!

 

[Josie Maran]

Sprinklers just went off in the Miami game, causing a delay.

F'n BW3 guys. Jeez!

 

[-fish-]

knuckles is now the most sane woman in my life.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Your tree will start to look kind of crummy if you get it too early.We're not doing presents this year. Except for the kid. This makes me unbelievably happy.

WTF? I was totally gonna get you something awesome!

Booze?

 

[Josie Maran]

knuckles is now the most sane woman in my life.

Aaron is gonna be very disappointed.

 

[Josie Maran]

Your tree will start to look kind of crummy if you get it too early.We're not doing presents this year. Except for the kid. This makes me unbelievably happy.

WTF? I was totally gonna get you something awesome!

Booze?

You got some sort of elf on a shelf in my place?

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW, now that I have actual gainful employment, I am totally gonna start lobbying for a sweetass Jim Tan Secret Santa thing.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm back!

How was Utah?

1. we planned to drive out there without stopping which would be about 21 hours. We made it 8, mostly because my wife decided to do everything except get ready to go and we didn't leave until 2 pm (I wanted to leave by 10) and so we ended up staying the night in a super creepy hotel in Kearney, NE. We didn't die.2. The trip overall was really good since my wife got to see her family and my kids got to see their cousins and grandparents and everybody was hugging and it was really cool. Since it was mostly mormons other than a drink or two at the end of the nights with wife's parents (who are cool) drinking was pretty minimal. One night we spent with her sister who is now a mormon with three kids but used to be a coke whore who stripped at amateur nights (she claims and I believe it) and we got bombed. Apparently I kept her up until 2:30 talking about god knows what after my wife passed out around midnight, and then after I went to bed she was woken up by my wife's slamming cabinet doors and swearing because she couldn't find chocolate around 3am.

3. Thanksgiving dinner was good especially because I ended up filling a water glass with the box of wine we had in the back of the car all day/night and then watched an emma stone movie with four teenage mormon girls.

4. Drive home was better than the drive there because we got 70% of the way there on day 1 because I drove the whole time and made damn sure we left by 10. I would have driven home the whole way that night but my son threw a total freak out after falling asleep right after the previous total freakout. We figured we should stop.

5. Damn glad to be home. Looking forward to making that drive again never.

E. I meant to get a picture of my wife in her thanksgiving dress. Forgot. Sorry. Hot.

6. You know how if you like NFL, College Hoops, and College Football the whole thanksgiving weekend is awesome? Well my wife's grandpa is somewhere in the dementia/alzheimer's zone and my wife's mom and dad live with him and since he just talks all the time they don't bother to try to watch anything so I just put it on sports the whole time any time we were there.

7. Dinosaur park is awesome. If you're wondering why the kid on the farthest right doesn't look like he's having fun it's because he's actually scared of the fake dinosaurs. The whole thing is a trail with a bunch of awesome dinosaur statues and the kid is terrified. I'm afraid someday my daughter will jump off a cliff because it looks fun and interesting, while I'm afraid my son will meltdown in a parking lot someday when a car honks. So different.

8. I ate at a chik-fil-a. It was pretty good. I don't feel any different. Also hit a Carl's Jr. for the first time ever.

Ha ha yes I'm guster. tl dr.

Talk to me more about that part. You know, cause I'm interested in hearing about the movie.

 

[Josie Maran]

Jebus, the things I could do with four teenage Mormon girls and a box of wine.

 

[-fish-]

knuckles is now the most sane woman in my life.

Aaron is gonna be very disappointed.

don't get me wrong. she's bat#### crazy.

 

[cosjobs]

knuckles is now the most sane woman in my life.

Aaron is gonna be very disappointed.

 

[cosjobs]

BTW, now that I have actual gainful employment, I am totally gonna start lobbying for a sweetass Jim Tan Secret Santa thing.

Finally elevating from catcher to pitcher status?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

post the lines, I'll give you a blazing five

http://espn.go.com/nfl/lines

Balt (E) @ SDSF (-1) @ NO

GB (+2.5) @ NYG

Den @ KC +10.5

Oak @ Cin -9.5

Hey 4 out of 5. Suck on that Cowherd. Who knew the Giants were any good?

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW, now that I have actual gainful employment, I am totally gonna start lobbying for a sweetass Jim Tan Secret Santa thing.

Finally elevating from catcher to pitcher status?

New pimp.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No Blazing 5 this week?

In the gambling thread they said CC took the week off b/c of Thxgiving and injury reports or something

<_<Here's what I went with:STL +2.5 SD +1ATL -1GB +3TENN -3

I suck.

One night we spent with her sister who is now a mormon with three kids but used to be a coke whore who stripped at amateur nights (she claims and I believe it) and we got bombed.

It moved.

 

[Gadzooks]

Long back story

Mrs. SLB I need five bucks for Dylan.

Me: Where?

Mrs. SLB: Remember he lost his first tooth today?

Me: Of course. I just thought he needed five bucks for something else.

Mrs. SLB: Have I ever asked you for money? Of course not. I just get what I need. :shakesheadindsgust:

Looks pretty cool now Zooks dont' it?

Pretty sure "conversation" wasn't what attracted me to her. I'm still game, let me know when you finally give in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Long back story

Mrs. SLB I need five bucks for Dylan.

Me: Where?

Mrs. SLB: Remember he lost his first tooth today?

Me: Of course. I just thought he needed five bucks for something else.

Mrs. SLB: Have I ever asked you for money? Of course not. I just get what I need. :shakesheadindsgust:

Looks pretty cool now Zooks dont' it?

Pretty sure "conversation" wasn't what attracted me to her. I'm still game, let me know when you finally give in.

Now you want me to quit? You can't wait for me to die?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Someone in here is a Resume expert, right? Tiger Fan?I would like someone to look mine over. Just updating it.... TIA

yeah...you still have my email?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.

 

[cosjobs]

Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.

sure

I'll play

 

[Mr.Pack]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

You'll always have Utah.We went there one year and AngryWife asked me to explain Mormonism to her on the temple steps in SLC. Told her I would be more comfortable with it if we were off the grounds and away from the listening devices.It was also a key weekend in the conception of JR. Not because we got freaky in Park City, but because I gave her hormone shots in the ### twice a day to prepare us for the loving moment between a man, a woman, a doctor, and a battery of other medical professionals that is in vitro fertilization.

Dude I was just kidding. My wife and I are in that same state nearly every night. At least one of us. And yes, mormons are creepy. I won Mrs. Frostly away from them by telling her constantly I'd never ever convert and she could do whatever she wanted religion wise and I'd marry her but I'd never ever be a mormon and then she asked why and then I'd go into all the stuff wrong with them and then she'd ask why I wasn't catholic anymore and I'd tell her and then we got married ina random hall with no religous affiliation and our kids arent' baptised and she thinks she wants to start going to church someplace but I'm not encourgaing it and it hasn't happened yet because we're happy this way but we never would have known it and you can take that to the bank brohans.

:golfclap:

 

[Mr.Pack]

Someone in here is a Resume expert, right? Tiger Fan?I would like someone to look mine over. Just updating it.... TIA

yeah...you still have my email?

I believe so. Will send you an email when I get home.Thanks GB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

AngryWife is headed out of town for a girls' weekend starting Friday. It will be the first time she's spent a night away from JR since he was born. I'll be home alone with the boys. My goal is to be drunk enough to dull the edge of two small boys but not so drunk that I can't make a run to the emergency room the entire weekend.Or, you know, pretty much like I am every weekend.Edited - I will probably crank Freedom Rock up beyond an acceptable volume at some point during the weekend. That's the kinda crazy I get.

Can't relate

You'll always have Utah.We went there one year and AngryWife asked me to explain Mormonism to her on the temple steps in SLC. Told her I would be more comfortable with it if we were off the grounds and away from the listening devices.It was also a key weekend in the conception of JR. Not because we got freaky in Park City, but because I gave her hormone shots in the ### twice a day to prepare us for the loving moment between a man, a woman, a doctor, and a battery of other medical professionals that is in vitro fertilization.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jebus, the things I could do with four teenage Mormon girls and a box of wine.

You're already in my sig...would it be way to creepy/gay to add this as well?

 

[Josie Maran]

Jebus, the things I could do with four teenage Mormon girls and a box of wine.

You're already in my sig...would it be way to creepy/gay to add this as well?

Yes, but do it anyway.

 

[Annyong]

Baka Maluka Kathy Kathy

 

[Frostillicus]

Friends

Now, thanks to "wired" Elections, California is a Communist State,

the Legislature has a Super Majority" of Communists, DUE TO the

"Wired" "Redistricting Maps" AND $1.3 TRILLION spent by Obama

this last 4 years --BESIDES the BUDGETED $1.02 TRILLION

each year since he was first elected -- TO BUY VOTES!

PROOF, as follows, the Communist UNIONS Members --

PUBLIC & PRIVATE plus the Rank and File Communists are

showing their TRUE COLOR -- RED -- in the STREETS.

Is all THIS on YOUR 6 O'Clock NEWS? I doubt it. . .

And NOTE that they are ON THE STREETS because they are

being PAID to be ON THE STREETS -- just as they were in

1964 at "DEMONSTRATIONS" HELD ACROSS THE NATION!

Are ya'all being PAID to express YOUR DISSENT to STOP this?

NO. That's WHY the COMMIES are are SO CONFIDENT!

DQ American