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:banned:Stopping for beer at a gas station on my drunken trip home from the bar tonight, I decided to give a shady looking couple a ride back to their seedy motel a couple miles away. Everything turned out fine but I sure felt like there was a decent chance my life would end by drunkenly transporting two semi-homeless people in the middle of the night. Very awkward ride three wide in my pickup. Also I just booked a flight to Portland in August, so I hope I get to have a beer with GM. :thumbup:
:banned: :thumbup:
 
Figure I'll ask in here.Had a second interview this time in person.Was told a talent coordinator will be in touch (basically a recruiter)THe hiring manager interviewed me this time - salary still has not been discussed.What's the play - wait till the "talent coordinator" contacts me ? See what the offer is if I get it?Email hiring manager with the question?Pretty sure it's not to do number 3
I don't get your question at all. Haven't you been working with the recruiter? Just follow up with him.
No recruiter at this point, all on my own. Interviewed wirh pm, team lead and hiring manager (my boss)
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
 
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way. :unsure:

I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
16 years???? Holy crap. Won't insurance buy you a new one like every 5 or so?I think I replaced mine after 7.

But I feel you, if the power goes out, I can forget about sleeping. No chance there.

 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
Sylvia Plath?
 
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way. :unsure:

I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
16 years???? Holy crap. Won't insurance buy you a new one like every 5 or so?I think I replaced mine after 7.

But I feel you, if the power goes out, I can forget about sleeping. No chance there.
You guys can't sleep at all without one of these doohickeys?
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
 
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way. :unsure:

I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
16 years???? Holy crap. Won't insurance buy you a new one like every 5 or so?I think I replaced mine after 7.

But I feel you, if the power goes out, I can forget about sleeping. No chance there.
You guys can't sleep at all without one of these doohickeys?
Yeah, what's the deal with this? I know a lot of people have them. Would they all be dropping dead in their sleep without them?
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
I do work in TV. Photography is a hobby. One of the workshop groups I'm with on meetup.com hired Moxi for a session last month but I didn't go. If I had known frosty had such a thing for her I would have gone just to get shtick pictures for him.
 
For the last couple of months, I will occasionally wake up in the middle of the night and I can hear the faintest sound like two people are carrying on a conversation. I've walked around the house checking TV's, radio's etc. but nothing.

Last night I woke up about 1am and the whole house smelled like burnt popcorn to me. I woke Mrs. SLB to see if she got up to make popcorn while I was sleeping but she said no. She also said she didn't smell anything.

I think I've officially lost my mind. :mellow:

 
For the last couple of months, I will occasionally wake up in the middle of the night and I can hear the faintest sound like two people are carrying on a conversation. I've walked around the house checking TV's, radio's etc. but nothing.Last night I woke up about 1am and the whole house smelled like burnt popcorn to me. I woke Mrs. SLB to see if she got up to make popcorn while I was sleeping but she said no. She also said she didn't smell anything.I think I've officially lost my mind. :mellow:
PM datonn for more info.
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
I do work in TV. Photography is a hobby. One of the workshop groups I'm with on meetup.com hired Moxi for a session last month but I didn't go. If I had known frosty had such a thing for her I would have gone just to get shtick pictures for him.
### penny?
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
I do work in TV. Photography is a hobby. One of the workshop groups I'm with on meetup.com hired Moxi for a session last month but I didn't go. If I had known frosty had such a thing for her I would have gone just to get shtick pictures for him.
:hot:
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
I do work in TV. Photography is a hobby. One of the workshop groups I'm with on meetup.com hired Moxi for a session last month but I didn't go. If I had known frosty had such a thing for her I would have gone just to get shtick pictures for him.
Yes do this.
 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Is this suicide girl from 5-7 years ago that came over here for a bit? What the heck was her name?
No, this is the one Frosty keeps trying to steal from me.
Oops, really? Sorry frosty & TRE, I had a chance to shoot a photo session with her but had to pass due to a conflict. If she's available again I'll definitely rearrange whatever I have to for shtick purposes.
I thought you worked on tv shows or somesing? What is it you do?
I do work in TV. Photography is a hobby. One of the workshop groups I'm with on meetup.com hired Moxi for a session last month but I didn't go. If I had known frosty had such a thing for her I would have gone just to get shtick pictures for him.
:hot:
It happened, guy.
 
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way. :unsure:

I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
16 years???? Holy crap. Won't insurance buy you a new one like every 5 or so?I think I replaced mine after 7.

But I feel you, if the power goes out, I can forget about sleeping. No chance there.
You guys can't sleep at all without one of these doohickeys?
Nary a wink.I can't even take a nap anymore without it.

 
Last night I woke up about 1am and the whole house smelled like burnt popcorn to me. I woke Mrs. SLB to see if she got up to make popcorn while I was sleeping but she said no. She also said she didn't smell anything.
Tell your doctor. For real.
Yep. Sounds like some fairly common stuff after bad concussion or brain injury. Synapses misfiring info signals/responses. Probably not a big deal and may go away or be something you can live with just fine, but definitely write them down and discuss with your doc.
 
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way. :unsure:

I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
16 years???? Holy crap. Won't insurance buy you a new one like every 5 or so?I think I replaced mine after 7.

But I feel you, if the power goes out, I can forget about sleeping. No chance there.
You guys can't sleep at all without one of these doohickeys?
Nary a wink.I can't even take a nap anymore without it.
I'm down about 50 lbs since I first got mine and sometimes I fall asleep now without it. My sleep is not as good as with it, but I can definitely get by without it now, esp. if I am in a chair or have a few pillows under my back, shoulders. Used to be if I was on the road and forgot my machine, I would be in desperation mode and sleep little or not at all. Losing weight def helps.. I am hoping to progress further and not need it all.
 
Last night I woke up about 1am and the whole house smelled like burnt popcorn to me. I woke Mrs. SLB to see if she got up to make popcorn while I was sleeping but she said no. She also said she didn't smell anything.
Tell your doctor. For real.
I'm no more a doctor than Woz is a lawyer, but for reals mention this to a health care professional. Hearing voices and smelling burnt odors after a head injury is not uncommon and should be checked out.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
Suicide girl Moxi just tweeted that she can cross having sex with a jeopardy champ off her to do list. Tanner, you lucky *******.
What the hell? I didn't even know she was in the market!Just googled her. Huge tracts of land.
Probably that Jennings ###hole
 
Thanks a ton to TexanFan 02 for the donation to the GMTAN Movember group :thumbup:

You're good people in my book!

For those that are interesting in helping the cause,

http://mobro.co/guster

takes you to my personal page and you can easily click on the team if you'd rather not give directly to me

I'm also not above doing shtick pictures in return for donations

 
Thanks a ton to TexanFan 02 for the donation to the GMTAN Movember group :thumbup:

You're good people in my book!

For those that are interesting in helping the cause,

http://mobro.co/guster

takes you to my personal page and you can easily click on the team if you'd rather not give directly to me

I'm also not above doing shtick pictures in return for donations
:goodposting: Thanks TexanFan02, you're number 01 in my book.

 
Am I the dickmitten??

My son has been in Cub Scouts since about a month before the Ex and I separated and got divorced. My visitation for the kids is every other weekend and every Wednesday for dinner. But I have also made every Scout meeting, held on Monday nights (and one Thursday night a month), mainly watching my younger daughter while the Ex watches the Scout meeting. My son is the only Scout where both of his parents show up for every meeting.

Fast forward to the last couple of weeks, he now has three adults showing up at the meeting: Me, the Ex and the new husband. It's awkward at best. I know I was the one that pulled the trigger on the marriage, but I don't think sitting one row back with my daughter and her iPod while my Ex is right in front of us kissing on her new husband, is the best way to spend my Monday nights.

So I send an email this morning offering to swap weeks. She can take the kids one week, I will take them the next. This even means me taking my daughter even though she has nothing to do with the meeting, and giving the Ex a break to do whatever Newlyweds do when no kids are around.

I got a quick response stating how my daughter loves to go because she loves seeing me.

Am I the dickmitten because I want to open up a night of my week, at least every other week, even at the "happiness" of my daughter? Should I just suck it up and take my medicine?

 
Am I the dickmitten??

My son has been in Cub Scouts since about a month before the Ex and I separated and got divorced. My visitation for the kids is every other weekend and every Wednesday for dinner. But I have also made every Scout meeting, held on Monday nights (and one Thursday night a month), mainly watching my younger daughter while the Ex watches the Scout meeting. My son is the only Scout where both of his parents show up for every meeting.

Fast forward to the last couple of weeks, he now has three adults showing up at the meeting: Me, the Ex and the new husband. It's awkward at best. I know I was the one that pulled the trigger on the marriage, but I don't think sitting one row back with my daughter and her iPod while my Ex is right in front of us kissing on her new husband, is the best way to spend my Monday nights.

So I send an email this morning offering to swap weeks. She can take the kids one week, I will take them the next. This even means me taking my daughter even though she has nothing to do with the meeting, and giving the Ex a break to do whatever Newlyweds do when no kids are around.

I got a quick response stating how my daughter loves to go because she loves seeing me.

Am I the dickmitten because I want to open up a night of my week, at least every other week, even at the "happiness" of my daughter? Should I just suck it up and take my medicine?
how long ago were you divorced?
 
Am I the dickmitten??

My son has been in Cub Scouts since about a month before the Ex and I separated and got divorced. My visitation for the kids is every other weekend and every Wednesday for dinner. But I have also made every Scout meeting, held on Monday nights (and one Thursday night a month), mainly watching my younger daughter while the Ex watches the Scout meeting. My son is the only Scout where both of his parents show up for every meeting.

Fast forward to the last couple of weeks, he now has three adults showing up at the meeting: Me, the Ex and the new husband. It's awkward at best. I know I was the one that pulled the trigger on the marriage, but I don't think sitting one row back with my daughter and her iPod while my Ex is right in front of us kissing on her new husband, is the best way to spend my Monday nights.

So I send an email this morning offering to swap weeks. She can take the kids one week, I will take them the next. This even means me taking my daughter even though she has nothing to do with the meeting, and giving the Ex a break to do whatever Newlyweds do when no kids are around.

I got a quick response stating how my daughter loves to go because she loves seeing me.

Am I the dickmitten because I want to open up a night of my week, at least every other week, even at the "happiness" of my daughter? Should I just suck it up and take my medicine?
I have typed up about 3 different responses and deleted them.There's no way for you to win this one, she will find a way to try to make you look like the bad guy here.

Just do what feels right/best for you and your kids.

 
'Guster said:
'shuke said:
Good reminder that I need to donate to you guys and heckmann. Crap. Sorry.
I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
http://mobro.co/guster
Yeah, I know.But let me say it louder in case you didn't hear me. I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.

 
'Guster said:
'shuke said:
Good reminder that I need to donate to you guys and heckmann. Crap. Sorry.
I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
http://mobro.co/guster
Yeah, I know.But let me say it louder in case you didn't hear me. I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
Try this slightly less cool link instead
 
Am I the dickmitten??

My son has been in Cub Scouts since about a month before the Ex and I separated and got divorced. My visitation for the kids is every other weekend and every Wednesday for dinner. But I have also made every Scout meeting, held on Monday nights (and one Thursday night a month), mainly watching my younger daughter while the Ex watches the Scout meeting. My son is the only Scout where both of his parents show up for every meeting.

Fast forward to the last couple of weeks, he now has three adults showing up at the meeting: Me, the Ex and the new husband. It's awkward at best. I know I was the one that pulled the trigger on the marriage, but I don't think sitting one row back with my daughter and her iPod while my Ex is right in front of us kissing on her new husband, is the best way to spend my Monday nights.

So I send an email this morning offering to swap weeks. She can take the kids one week, I will take them the next. This even means me taking my daughter even though she has nothing to do with the meeting, and giving the Ex a break to do whatever Newlyweds do when no kids are around.

I got a quick response stating how my daughter loves to go because she loves seeing me.

Am I the dickmitten because I want to open up a night of my week, at least every other week, even at the "happiness" of my daughter? Should I just suck it up and take my medicine?
Looks like she's already done having sex with this new one too. Maybe that's why she got married so fast?
 
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'Guster said:
'shuke said:
Good reminder that I need to donate to you guys and heckmann. Crap. Sorry.
I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
http://mobro.co/guster
Yeah, I know.But let me say it louder in case you didn't hear me. I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
Try this slightly less cool link instead
This sounds like a variation of Tremendous Upside's patented "I sent you a check via Fedex" shtick.
 
Am I the dickmitten??

My son has been in Cub Scouts since about a month before the Ex and I separated and got divorced. My visitation for the kids is every other weekend and every Wednesday for dinner. But I have also made every Scout meeting, held on Monday nights (and one Thursday night a month), mainly watching my younger daughter while the Ex watches the Scout meeting. My son is the only Scout where both of his parents show up for every meeting.

Fast forward to the last couple of weeks, he now has three adults showing up at the meeting: Me, the Ex and the new husband. It's awkward at best. I know I was the one that pulled the trigger on the marriage, but I don't think sitting one row back with my daughter and her iPod while my Ex is right in front of us kissing on her new husband, is the best way to spend my Monday nights.

So I send an email this morning offering to swap weeks. She can take the kids one week, I will take them the next. This even means me taking my daughter even though she has nothing to do with the meeting, and giving the Ex a break to do whatever Newlyweds do when no kids are around.

I got a quick response stating how my daughter loves to go because she loves seeing me.

Am I the dickmitten because I want to open up a night of my week, at least every other week, even at the "happiness" of my daughter? Should I just suck it up and take my medicine?
Have her sit behind you?Seriously, I'd just switch weeks...or, since your daughter only likes going to the meetings to see you, maybe every other week you just hang out with your daughter for the evening while they go to the meeting.

 
'Guster said:
'shuke said:
Good reminder that I need to donate to you guys and heckmann. Crap. Sorry.
I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
http://mobro.co/guster
Yeah, I know.But let me say it louder in case you didn't hear me. I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
Try this slightly less cool link instead
I've tried several variations, different browsers, and my phone. I'm telling you, the Adjustment Bureau or the Illuminati or the Scientologists are keeping me from this site.
 
'Guster said:
'shuke said:
Good reminder that I need to donate to you guys and heckmann. Crap. Sorry.
I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
http://mobro.co/guster
Yeah, I know.But let me say it louder in case you didn't hear me. I've tried to donate to all of our guys, but every time I click on a mobro.co link, the page won't load. Apparently this "god" you people are always talking about doesn't want to cure herpes or whatever.
Try this slightly less cool link instead
This sounds like a variation of Tremendous Upside's patented "I sent you a check via Fedex" shtick.
:goodposting: :goodposting:
 
How about just tell the ex you will take you son to Scouts and bring your daughter along every week so that way you can spend more time with the kids and she gets a break?

 

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