GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Made a quick visit to Sam's Club at lunchtime today to see what I've been missing. This is the third time I've done this in 5 years and the third time I've walked out of there being unimpressed. What is the allure of this place? Someone convince me it's worth paying a fee to shop there.

The only thing worth buying at Sam's is a certain type of dress/crew sock. No shtick. They are black with green thread at the toe. Best socks I've ever owned. That is the only reason I go there with my wife every 6mos or so.

I know their decorated birthday cakes are a good deal. Cake and socks. Don't think that's worth $40 a year.

Their in house brand ("Member's Mark") of premium Paper Towels and TP are 7/10 quality and when you buy them by the truckload it's a better deal than any other options we have around here. Also, Dairy and Meat are priced pretty well. I'm not fully convinced that it's worth the cost of membership, but I don't hate it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

It would seem that no one at the sleep lab, my doctor's office or the CPAP provider is in any hurry to hook me up. Apparently, I have been far more worried about the quality of my sleep than I should. So tonight I will pop a couple of Vikes, hit the Rumple Minze in the freezer, and collapse on my couch. Though Cos generously offered me an old machine, it clearly isn't that important. Sooooo...talk to you guys tomorrow, probably.

You should have been forceful about not leaving without one.I did that. Told them they could bill me and let insurance figure it out later, but no way was I leaving without one. Now we have walk-in places in strip malls called CPAP Plus. They have all the stuff in stock, my script on file.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

you guys still have swinger pool parties in the winter?

 

[Sarnoff]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

Thinking of getting one

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

sleep apnea anti-death machine, I assume. Never realized it was so prevalent.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I've decided to make my official between holiday hours from ~8:30 to ~4. I figure I check emails until I go to bed and really, my best work of the day is done by this point anyway. Things are winding down a bit as there are no new studies to run until the new year

Sounds nice. I am ####ing swamped at work.

I have 5 different projects I'm working on.Have you upgraded to SolidWorks 2013 yet? Hell we've only been using 2012 for 6 months. I'm the Administrator here and trying to get these clowns to change over was like pulling teeth.I'm also the EPDM Admin. We have had EPDM for over a year now and only I'm using it. I just cannot get IT to get our off site guy who is in San Fran hooked into the system.... So effing aggravating./end rant

 

[Kraft...]

I used to date a woman who had the pajamas with the feet. And a butt-flap that could be unbuttoned and opened up.

HOT!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

passionately?

 

[Frostillicus]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

Human?

 

[proninja]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

Thinking of getting one

Got one. Love it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

 

[krista4]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

Had never heard of this until now.

 

[Thorn]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

consider yourself lucky.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

consider yourself lucky.

I do have gout though.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have neither gout, nor require a CPAP Machine.

 

[Thorn]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

consider yourself lucky.

I do have gout though.

Well that sucks. I suppose the grass is always greener, but I think I'd trade sleep apnea for gout.

 

[cosjobs]

We go to a place a lot like Bakersfield, but not as good

Modesto?

 

[BigJohn]

For the CPAP guys. I got one last year, but couldn't get used to it. I have terribly narrow sinuses and can force myself to sleep on my back.

Anyways, my question is if you have ever been issued life insurance while on a CPAP? I'm filling out my forms now, and I have this gut feeling that the CPAP is going to shoot my rates through the roof. Thoughts?

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB wearing his CPAP mask

My machine

 

[Mr.Pack]

For the CPAP guys. I got one last year, but couldn't get used to it. I have terribly narrow sinuses and can force myself to sleep on my back.Anyways, my question is if you have ever been issued life insurance while on a CPAP? I'm filling out my forms now, and I have this gut feeling that the CPAP is going to shoot my rates through the roof. Thoughts?

I don't think I've ever been asked about it.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I have neither gout, nor require a CPAP Machine.

put me down for both

 

[cosjobs]

I have neither gout, nor require a CPAP Machine.

What are you? Like 30?

 

[boilerdave]

Hoping to make first "year i was born" reference in relation to pg #s of this FFA behemoth.

Looks like we'll be at my birth year by Thursday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

Whoa, whoa! Take it easy with all the details!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I used to date a woman who had the pajamas with the feet. And a butt-flap that could be unbuttoned and opened up.

Did you take pics of that one at least?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ARE WE GONNA JUST LET THIS WHOLE GUSTER WEARING PAJAMAS THING GO?!?!?

I usually just sleep in something like this but on this particular night I had these on instead

you change into special underwear just for bed?

DOUBLE THIN STRIPED, BRO

 

[Tiger Fan]

Yeah, the school I teach at isn't exactly diverse.Today is Jimi Hendrix's birthday. I was showing the kids a few pics/vids of Jimi. I put up the first pic of him playing the guitar and asked the kids "What do you notice that's different or interesting about Jimi?" (I wanted to see if they would notice that he was left-handed).Kid: "He's African-American"

Wait, so you're a teacher? /Tiger Fan

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

Whoa, whoa! Take it easy with all the details!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Of course 11 years ago I decided to forgo a six figure payday to start our business. I would have had to wait a year though. Guess this makes my previous post pretty hypocritical. As I just hope you get your health and smile back, GB.

wait, so you own your business?

This is sarcasm right? Yes

dead serious...i thought you were the head of sales or something. ETA: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO!11111111111111111111

 

[Frostillicus]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

On her mouth or her downstairs mouth?

 

[belljr]

Of course 11 years ago I decided to forgo a six figure payday to start our business. I would have had to wait a year though. Guess this makes my previous post pretty hypocritical.

As I just hope you get your health and smile back, GB.

wait, so you own your business?

This is sarcasm right? Yes

dead serious...i thought you were the head of sales or something.

 

[phishphan]

Of course 11 years ago I decided to forgo a six figure payday to start our business. I would have had to wait a year though. Guess this makes my previous post pretty hypocritical. As I just hope you get your health and smile back, GB.

wait, so you own your business?

This is sarcasm right? Yes

dead serious...i thought you were the head of sales or something. ETA: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO!11111111111111111111

work for SATAN aka BP Oil

 

[shuke]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

Thinking of getting one

Got one. Love it.

Is this for real?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have no idea what a CPAP is, but it seems that everyone in here uses one.

Thinking of getting one

Got one. Love it.

Is this for real?

to the polls!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

On her mouth or her downstairs mouth?

You drinking today already, gb?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Of course 11 years ago I decided to forgo a six figure payday to start our business. I would have had to wait a year though. Guess this makes my previous post pretty hypocritical. As I just hope you get your health and smile back, GB.

wait, so you own your business?

This is sarcasm right? Yes

dead serious...i thought you were the head of sales or something. ETA: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO!11111111111111111111

work for SATAN aka BP Oil

I thought he peddled t-shirts.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

work for SATAN aka BP Oil

I thought he peddled t-shirts.

He sells oily Tshirts while touring with Pearl Jam and the twins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

On her mouth or her downstairs mouth?

Her whispering eye?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I got diagnosed with the gout this week, btw. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I got diagnosed with the gout this week, btw. Thoughts and prayers.

I've been without pills for a mumf because I'm too lazy to order them from my awesome asianed internet guy.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Almost got into a pretty bad car accident last night. This morning I'm still kind of shakey. I was on PCH and I am almost positive I had the green light, but the person coming from the opposite direction, in a left arrow turn lane made an illegal u-turn right in front of me. It was dark and they were in a black SUV. I had to slam on my brakes, skid, and swirved into their left turn lane to avoid the collision. I was probably a mere 4 feet from a head-on into the rear of their car. I've driven through there a million times, but a part of me feels like I might have run a red light for someone to try and make an illegal u-turn like that, but I'm pretty sure i didn't???? It's bothering me now.

how do you know it would have been pretty bad if it didn't actually happen? Maybe the guy had a bunch of styrofoam peanuts in his trunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

part of me feels like I might have run a red light for someone to try and make an illegal u-turn like that, but I'm pretty sure i didn't????

This is a question?

 

[belljr]

Gout Gout

get it all out

inflammation I can do without

Come on, I'm talking to you

 

[Josie Maran]

I kissed my female neighbor last night.

I know we give Guster a lot of crap for his longwinded eye-f###s, but a certain level of detail really is required.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just want to make sure we stay on track and find out about SLB getting a mouth-hug from his neighbor.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just want to make sure we stay on track and find out about SLB getting a mouth-hug from his neighbor.

Way to keep everyone on their toes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

CPAP machine? (x-post from the poll thread)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

CPAP machine? (x-post from the poll thread)