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As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

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ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
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'-fish- said:
'Britney Spears said:
'-fish- said:
small town=sucks

ran into ex twice tonight.
Where exactly do you drink in Gig Harbor, QFC?My dad lives there and there doesn't seem to be much, and everyone seems old (and white).
There are 7 or 8 bars, but only 3 are worth going to. Two of those three close by 11, and the other closes at 12. There's one really awful bar with a 1:45 last call.Tides Tavern is a historical landmark and a pretty good bar, but on the older side. Most people under 30 go to the Hi Yu Hee Hee, which generally has no more than 15 people in it at any given time. There's a Mexican place called El Pueblito, which is called the Pube by locals. It gets crowded for karaoke nights, for the folks that like that kind of thing.

Gig Harbor is the whitest place I've ever been. I think there's an Asian guy that lives here. I've met 4 black people in 7 years. There's one Polynesian guy.
!!!This post (pubes excluded) is pretty much exactly what I imagined. I figure most places close at 5:30PM so people can get to their pinochle game or turn in for the night.

I come in from the side by Hwy 16, so I rarely go down near the harbor area. My dad lives off Wollochet (GM).
I live off that exit, fairly close to downtown. Next time you're here hit me up.
YEs!
 
I made an offer on a house yesterday.

Don't love it, but is a good location and seems to be about 30% under market.Its also possibly zoned commercial.

I put in one of those clauses where I can back out within seven days for any reason and only lose $50.

If turn out good, I can can get it for 4% down (contract has seller rolling that back into price to keep me 0 out of pocket) and 3.25% interest.

:shrug: why not?

My link

 
I made an offer on a house yesterday.

Don't love it, but is a good location and seems to be about 30% under market.Its also possibly zoned commercial.

I put in one of those clauses where I can back out within seven days for any reason and only lose $50.

If turn out good, I can can get it for 4% down (contract has seller rolling that back into price to keep me 0 out of pocket) and 3.25% interest.

:shrug: why not?

My link
Are we flipping it?
 
I made an offer on a house yesterday.

Don't love it, but is a good location and seems to be about 30% under market.Its also possibly zoned commercial.

I put in one of those clauses where I can back out within seven days for any reason and only lose $50.

If turn out good, I can can get it for 4% down (contract has seller rolling that back into price to keep me 0 out of pocket) and 3.25% interest.

:shrug: why not?

My link
Are we flipping it?
I think buy and hold. Maybe use some for short term rentals, that market is sizzling in Austin right now and I can can make in a few hot weeks what a regular renter would pay in 4-5 mos.Could handle Albert Oaks overflow or staff housing. Will probably do some improvements over the next year and re-appraise and pull out money to buy something else? Unsure.We will also maintain a residence there because of the many perks associated with that- homestead exemption/asset protection, lower interest rates, Just got an emai that offer was accepted, so a busy seven days to ensure its somewhat close to the deal I think it is.

EDIT TO ADD: Three more BRs now avail. for cosurukhole 13!!111!!

 
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At my daughter's elementary school Christmas concert. 2 1/2 hours off off key instruments and kids forgetting the words to songs. I'm hungry and sober. 15 minutes in and I've already got a headache.

 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
Skype screwed up your computer? You running a TRS-80?
 
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Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
you see, that's the thing about a cornhole. We can actually interact with one another live and in person.
 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
you see, that's the thing about a cornhole. We can actually interact with one another live and in person.
Agreed. Just trying to think of those less fortunate this holiday season.
 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
you see, that's the thing about a cornhole. We can actually interact with one another live and in person.
Was Dodds playing poker on the internet while we were paying poker in person when he came down or did I dream that?What's the going rate for locals to attend? I'm willing to put the boys to work in the kitchens or sweatshop in order to cover my share.
 
Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
you see, that's the thing about a cornhole. We can actually interact with one another live and in person.
Was Dodds playing poker on the internet while we were paying poker in person when he came down or did I dream that?What's the going rate for locals to attend? I'm willing to put the boys to work in the kitchens or sweatshop in order to cover my share.
Can they do remodeling? I ahve a new house I need fixing up.Your attendance is expected. Maybe even Angry Wife.We'll figure a way to make it happen.Edit to Add: Dodds was absolutely killing hi/lo omaha online during that hole, but I do nto think he was doing it while we were playing live.
 
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Booked for urukcoshole :banned:
:highfive:
For the rest of you, even if you're not coming, you should call cos just to hear that accent. ####### outstanding.
cos> can you set up a computer with a skype feed that we can all link to? Increadible schtick potential
noWe did that once for the in-laws. Hated what it did to my computer. Big pita.I'd rather have a virus with a trojan horse on top.
I can bring my laptop. We can Skype or Google Hangout or whatever.
you see, that's the thing about a cornhole. We can actually interact with one another live and in person.
Agreed. Just trying to think of those less fortunate this holiday season.
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1. I would volunteer to help others make it to coshole but frankly have no idea what will be going on with us at the time. I might be quitting my job without another lined up, so I should likely be more conservative than usual with my $$$. If we get to a point where someone wants to go but can't, let me know so I can re-evaluate.

2. Haven't a clue if we'll make it to that, so count us out and I'll find a vrbo or otherwise if we can. Sounds sooooo fun.

3. Lunch tomorrow of a group of "high performers" and our executive team. We had the opportunity to submit two questions in advance to our CEO. I submitted two (supposedly anonymously) but know that the answers are going to piss me off. Chances of my having a Jerry Maguire moment tomorrow are 50/50. Should be fun.

 
Wish me luck as I not only try not to vilify our entire executive team but have separate meetings with a few of them at which I'm likely to go crazy on them. Could only hope for a severance package, if I'm fired without "cause" at least.

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Just got a text from a co-worker who got an email from our boss and it sounds like there might actually be a substantial christmas bonus this year. If this actually happens I may be watching the Super Bowl with you nerds.

 
Wish me luck as I not only try not to vilify our entire executive team but have separate meetings with a few of them at which I'm likely to go crazy on them. Could only hope for a severance package, if I'm fired without "cause" at least.################
Good luck!!!
Just got a text from a co-worker who got an email from our boss and it sounds like there might actually be a substantial christmas bonus this year. If this actually happens I may be watching the Super Bowl with you nerds.
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Trying to decide of coshole will be my annual social trip away from my house or if I will keep hermiting for a while.*

*cos and I watched most of the 2009 season together at his house. He is a wonderful host with ample wine, women and song. Well, plenty of wine and a big tv anyway.

 
kids are getting to the age where they are repeating things, so Mrs. TF and I really have to watch what we say as we routinely curse like sailors. This is very tough
Nearly impossible for me and I'm ashamed of it. I was really good for a while but seem to be slipping lately.
 
We were cleaning up yesterday for birthday party for the kids and there was a bottle of hand lotion in the kitchen.

Wife: I'm going to put this lotion in the bathroom.

Shuke: In the basket?

Wife: Huh?

Shuke: Are you putting the lotion in the basket?

Wife: I said I was putting it in the bathroom.

Shuke: PUT THE ####ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Wife walks away oblivious.

 
kids are getting to the age where they are repeating things, so Mrs. TF and I really have to watch what we say as we routinely curse like sailors. This is very tough
Nearly impossible for me and I'm ashamed of it. I was really good for a while but seem to be slipping lately.
This is actually one thing that I'm pretty good at. I think I cuss more at work now though since I've cut back around JR.On the other hand, my dad and my neighbor Joel are the two adult males JR spends the most time around outside of me. And I'm pretty sure neither of them can put a sentence together without having a couple ####s or ####s. So JR is going to be screwed up anyhow.Our boys weekend had a perfect finish. Joel had been out of town all weekend fishing at the coast. He caught a shark this morning, cleaned it, and brought the head back intact for the boys. So the guys got to stroke the head of a freshly killed shark to cap off their weekend.
 
We were cleaning up yesterday for birthday party for the kids and there was a bottle of hand lotion in the kitchen.

Wife: I'm going to put this lotion in the bathroom.

Shuke: In the basket?

Wife: Huh?

Shuke: Are you putting the lotion in the basket?

Wife: I said I was putting it in the bathroom.

Shuke: PUT THE ####ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Wife walks away oblivious.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Barton Fink...Love that movie.

 
Colin, why don't you ever come to Vegas when FBG pays for it all?
Wife was preggers last time. Haven't decided about this one.
Why don't you ever hang out with us when I'm in Austin?
Didn't know when you were here.
Well now, that's complete bull####. I remember an in thread commitment and a text exchange between you and cosjobs when we were at the Driskill.
 

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