St. Louis Bob
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Happy Birthday my friend.Thanks, brother.
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Josie Maran
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Yeah, she's awful.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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I just cracked one too. But I'm only having this one...well maybe one more. Over/under on getting up with the kid is set at 6:30. Let's see which one of us makes itYour friendly neighborhood alcoholic/insomniac, who has been very good this week, accidentally cracked a beer at 10 o'clock. This is gonna be ugly.Over/Under on bedtime is being set at 6:30am. I'm taking the over.
bentley
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I'm sure I can teach him between now and then. His major life aspiration right now is to learn how to use a chainsaw, so I think a cigar cutter should be easy pickins.
St. Louis Bob
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Your friendly neighborhood alcoholic/insomniac, who has been very good this week, accidentally cracked a beer at 10 o'clock. This is gonna be ugly.Over/Under on bedtime is being set at 6:30am. I'm taking the over.
I haven't been home all week, felt kind of bad about it. Then this morning I see Mrs. SLB just staring at me after I got out of the shower and was shaving. Here all day I'm thinking "yeah, I might be 41 but I'm in good shape. She's been with me for a couple decades but still can't keep her eye off me." Feeling pretty good about this. Get home late, again, she has a headache and no idea WTF I'm talking about.
St. Louis Bob
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St. Louis Bob
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Limp Ditka
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The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday.
By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....
What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....
What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
St. Louis Bob
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#### Sorry GB. You are not alone. Hang in there man.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
proninja
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Ugh. And I was #####ing about my dog dying.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
Limp Ditka
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Well worth #####ing about. Love / hate relationship with my dog. Not much different than with the old man now that I think about it. Back to dog.... dread the day she goes. She's basically part of the family too.Ugh. And I was #####ing about my dog dying.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
Limp Ditka
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Thanks, SLB.#### Sorry GB. You are not alone. Hang in there man.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
krista4
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I'll admit to being only a very casual fan but loving what I've heard, and I thought it was a good thing to share some pretty awesome stuff with others. But for ####'s sake I can't stand Norah Jones.
Mr. Pickles
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Don't know why.
Britney Spears
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Do you do prints of the paintings?i dont remember ever leaving thatI know!
krista4
Footballguy
Damn. Good one.
krista4
Footballguy
Well played.
Britney Spears
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Uh, I work with a girl named Raina, and she may be from Nicaragua...
krista4
Footballguy
I'm watching Chris Christie from about a week ago. Gotta work my way up to this.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'll take care of the kid. You sleep, baby.I just cracked one too. But I'm only having this one...well maybe one more. Over/under on getting up with the kid is set at 6:30. Let's see which one of us makes itYour friendly neighborhood alcoholic/insomniac, who has been very good this week, accidentally cracked a beer at 10 o'clock. This is gonna be ugly.Over/Under on bedtime is being set at 6:30am. I'm taking the over.
Josie Maran
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phishphan
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Thanks for my post also, Bob. I can't wait to start fielding the questions - "who is Cat Shirt Bob and WTF is he on?"
strykerpks
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900 day update 
Thorn
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Oh, and I'm home with my new CPAP. The planets, apparently, aligned.Might need a nap before the game.
Thorn
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Gnomevember is over. You can shave now.
Thorn
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Sorry man :(The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
Frostillicus
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900 day update
St. Louis Bob
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
900 day update
I happened to be reading an old thread that said you were on vacation till 2012. Welcome back. Sorta.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
#### Sorry GB. You are not alone. Hang in there man.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
Holidays are going to be tough this year. First one without Mom :(
Captain Quinoa
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Why is he paying rent if he's homeless?
Limp Ditka
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Bogart
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#### Sorry GB. You are not alone. Hang in there man.The old man passed away 9 months ago. Today would have been his birthday. By the time I was all grown up, celebrating it was nothing more than a phone call that day and making sure we met up for dinner before the following weekend wrapped. Probably pretty normal for most adults when it comes to their parents. But as you get older those days that are supposed to be special (bdays / xmas) just don't carry the kind of weight that they did when you were a kid. Almost becomes a formality.....What I would do to be hanging up the phone and marking when dinner will be on the calendar right now.
First one here without my Stepdad. Thoughts, wishes and prayers to everyone dealing with the same.The price of getting old.Leeroy Jenkins
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My Civ Pro professor's BIL is her drummer.
St. Louis Bob
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"How do you know he's homeless? Maybe he's just a really bad dresser."
St. Louis Bob
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Rules.
General Malaise
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Teasing Colin...
Officer Pete Malloy
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General Malaise
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You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
r I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.
General Malaise
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Meeting at your hotel room sounds kinda gay...what I mean was hotel bar. But I'm thinking you knew that already.You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
Mr. Pickles
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Officer Pete Malloy
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You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
General Malaise
Footballguy
Does she do anything other than those Twighlight movies? Do grown, straight men watch those?Also, I realized the other day that I've never seen Megan Fox in a movie before. Am I missing anything?
YSR
Footballguy
Did we ever get this recipe?You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
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Hooray marriage!You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.Hooray marriage!You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
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