GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[Josie Maran]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

I would suggest leaving out the word "midget".

Also "sex trafficking"

 

[Bogart]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

I would suggest leaving out the word "midget".

Also "sex trafficking"

And dictate it to Julio.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

I would suggest leaving out the word "midget".

Also "sex trafficking"

Or put them all together and help Krista create her own special travel niche.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

I would suggest leaving out the word "midget".

Understood. Just what DID we call them before the Great War? Your memory is better than mine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related

Semi related

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When Disco Stu flies somewhere, he brings a phonograph instead of an iPod. Also, he's flying via zeppelin.

 

[Osaurus]

Just dropped a big deuce and am now ready to do some power drinking at the company Xmas party.

 

[Sweet Feet]

Semi related

 

[mr. furley]

anyone else not seeing avatars or emoticons?

 

[Sweet Feet]

anyone else not seeing avatars or emoticons?

me. thought it was google chrome acting up but guess not

 

[Sarnoff]

anyone else not seeing avatars or emoticons?

me. thought it was google chrome acting up but guess not

Fixed now for me

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ROCK SOLID IMAGE SERVER.

 

[Annyong]

***CHICAGOGUYS***Would you drink with me on either 12/26 or 12/27? Circle one: Yes/No/MaybeThis is a trip I usually go on with my wife's family to visit her uncle. They have a full itinerary of events, but I'm certain I can get away for drinks one of these days/nights.

NO

 

[mr. furley]

anyone else not seeing avatars or emoticons?

me. thought it was google chrome acting up but guess not

Fixed now for me

sameRudnicki must be towing the servers behind his Hyundai

 

[bentley]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

I prefer my breakfast beer to be just beer but will admit a real soft spot for mimosas.

 

[Thorn]

For Stu

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Beer is good anytime. But I don't see what's wrong with adding it to OJ. Tough crowd.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

TRE, I'm in for either day. Finally back in Chicago and ready to drink.

 

[proninja]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

I prefer my breakfast beer to be just beer but will admit a real soft spot for mimosas.

all the way around. I don't care if it makes me look like a fruit. Mimosas are awesome.

 

[proninja]

Giving this away at a white elephant gift exchange tonight. I forget who around here I stole the idea from, but thank you.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Giving this away at a white elephant gift exchange tonight. I forget who around here I stole the idea from, but thank you.

Someone at our WE does this shtick. One year he got a cardboard cutout of himself. It's always good.That's a great picture.

 

[bentley]

Headed for the Draught House for a few pints. I'm not quite Colin, but I almost never drink in a bar unless I'm on business.

 

[kevzilla]

Doomsday Preppers: Escape from New York

Too soon?

 

[Frostillicus]

Babysitters for UrukcostinHole just bailed. Attendance: quite unlikely.

 

[Bogart]

Babysitters for UrukcostinHole just bailed. Attendance: quite unlikely.

Nooooooooooooo.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I enjoyed this

 

[shuke]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

My son begs me almost every time we're in my car to play Arcade Fire.

 

[shuke]

Oh, hey there.

OMFG

 

[shuke]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

Jesus....

 

[ScottNorwood]

Oh, hey there.

OMFG

I know! That shirt doesn't make any sense!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh, hey there.

OMFG

I'll see you guys next week.

 

[Thorn]

Babysitters for UrukcostinHole just bailed. Attendance: quite unlikely.

Nooooooooooooo.

WTMF

 

[shuke]

So I before I left for work this morning, I got a floater/flasher in my eyes, it looked like there was a huge kaleidoscope in my vision. It last about 45 minutes. Freaked out for a bit but went to work, I am swamped and will be taking a few days off for Christmas. I had set aside all of today to do 5 peformance reviews that I'm actually a few days late on. Called my eye doc just to get a heads up and he demanded I be seen today. Only problem was that he was booked. He's affiliated with a local chain so the other place by my work didn't have a doctor in today, so I had to go all the way back up by home for an early afternoon appointment. Everything is fine, he said I had an "eye migraine", I guess some blood vessels running to my eye suddenly dilated temporarily and it caused this.

So I leave and I can't see #### unless it's more than 4 feet away because my eyes were dilated, and had a headache so took a nap. Got up and my wife has a real migraine, so I had to help with dinner and get the kids to bed. So now I have to stay up all night getting these reviews done. Awesome.

 

[Frostillicus]

Babysitters for UrukcostinHole just bailed. Attendance: quite unlikely.

Nooooooooooooo.

WTMF

Still efforting.

 

[strykerpks]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?

OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

I prefer my breakfast beer to be just beer but will admit a real soft spot for mimosas.

all the way around. I don't care if it makes me look like a fruit. Mimosas are awesome.

My link

 

[Frostillicus]

I enjoy all three of the major breakfast cocktails. I like screwdrivers when I'm hungover and drinking before a game or event, bloody marys when I'm hungover and feel like a sippin' drink and some food with my drink, and mimosas when I'm hungover and feeling a bit fancy. If I'm not hungover I'm just having a beer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Giving this away at a white elephant gift exchange tonight. I forget who around here I stole the idea from, but thank you.

I gave Wilked a tshirt with a pic of me eating piazza on it for a secret Santa gift years ago. I also gave Jethro one of me holding a beer which he "lost".EDIT: That pic is epic btw.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I enjoy all three of the major breakfast cocktails. I like screwdrivers when I'm hungover and drinking before a game or event, bloody marys when I'm hungover and feel like a sippin' drink and some food with my drink, and mimosas when I'm hungover and feeling a bit fancy. If I'm not hungover I'm just having a beer.

Yeah, there's really no wrong answer here. I celebrate a man's choice to dim his wits by any way possible in the morning. The only wrong answer is facing the harsh light of day sober.

 

[shuke]

Giving this away at a white elephant gift exchange tonight. I forget who around here I stole the idea from, but thank you.

I gave Wilked a tshirt with a pic of me eating piazza on it for a secret Santa gift years ago. I also gave Jethro one of me holding a beer which he "lost".EDIT: That pic is epic btw.

Pizza shirt was one of best ever.For our office white elephant this year I gave a 6 pack of Miller High Life tallboys with this picture framed and autographed with "To my biggest fan. Keep livin' the High Life".

 

[strykerpks]

I enjoy all three of the major breakfast cocktails. I like screwdrivers when I'm hungover and drinking before a game or event, bloody marys when I'm hungover and feel like a sippin' drink and some food with my drink, and mimosas when I'm hungover and feeling a bit fancy. If I'm not hungover I'm just having a beer.

Yeah, there's really no wrong answer here. I celebrate a man's choice to dim his wits by any way possible in the morning. The only wrong answer is facing the harsh light of day sober.

Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody make a good homemade bloody? I got a hankerin'.

 

[SofaKings]

I'm worried about Krista.

 

[Abraham]

Anybody make a good homemade bloody? I got a hankerin'.

Tomato juice Lea and pertains. Lime Olive juice Garlic sauce Pepper Vodka. Tobasco

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody make a good homemade bloody? I got a hankerin'.

Tomato juice Lea and pertains. Lime Olive juice Garlic sauce Pepper Vodka. Tobasco

Super helpful, thanks.

 

[Abraham]

Anybody make a good homemade bloody? I got a hankerin'.

Tomato juice Lea and pertains. Lime Olive juice Garlic sauce Pepper Vodka. Tobasco

Super helpful, thanks.

I find the thing that "ties it all together" is the olive juice. IMO, it makes it seem more hearty, almost like a meal compared to "tomato juice and vodka and some other ####". For ratios, I always thought breakfast drinks were for enjoyment and recovery, not for getting bombed. So i would take a pint glass full of ice, put in a shot and a half of vodka and fill it with tomato until an inch below the rim. Two line slices. Two to four shakes of l and p. One toss of garlic salt. Two tosses from a pepper shaker Maybe three or four tosses of tobasco. Then probably one to two tablespoons of olive juice.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Horseradish down?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE, I'm in for either day. Finally back in Chicago and ready to drink.

Sweet. Let's tailgate in annyong's driveway.

 

[Abraham]

Horseradish down?

Not something I keep handy. So, "yes".

 

[kevzilla]

Giving this away at a white elephant gift exchange tonight. I forget who around here I stole the idea from, but thank you.

I gave Wilked a tshirt with a pic of me eating piazza on it for a secret Santa gift years ago. I also gave Jethro one of me holding a beer which he "lost".EDIT: That pic is epic btw.

Pizza shirt was one of best ever.For our office white elephant this year I gave a 6 pack of Miller High Life tallboys with this picture framed and autographed with "To my biggest fan. Keep livin' the High Life".

Just. Friggin. Awesome.

I enjoy all three of the major breakfast cocktails. I like screwdrivers when I'm hungover and drinking before a game or event, bloody marys when I'm hungover and feel like a sippin' drink and some food with my drink, and mimosas when I'm hungover and feeling a bit fancy. If I'm not hungover I'm just having a beer.

Yeah, there's really no wrong answer here. I celebrate a man's choice to dim his wits by any way possible in the morning. The only wrong answer is facing the harsh light of day sober.

Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

Sig worthy imo

 

[Guster]

For Frosty, I love you