shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Definitely one of the worst popular rock songs ever. What I can't believe is that people cover this song.Oh, and it's called Rock On.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
My bet's on busted.I picked up Mrs. SLB's jewelry today. Decided to only give her a few pieces for Christmas. My older female cousin that works at the shop says I'm a genius. My younger female cousin says I'm nuts and I'm going to be busted.Bets have been placed.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
So busted.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
OK, seriously...we're done. I'm sorry Tanner, I really am. But we're breaking up.I can't allow just anyone to make me laugh like this. I'm literally in pain, and since we haven't both hung out with shuke, I'm saying this is the end.I'm sorry, I truly am.
cstu
Footballguy
Rock on.
cstu
Footballguy
Easy, Speed Racer, there's elderly people you might scare driving like a maniac.
Guster
Footballguy
THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morningI received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
strykerpks
Footballguy
"...a finger skateboard for, uh, fingering skateboards"THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morningI received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!!
No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.
We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.
We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
BigJohn
Footballguy
How many waffle makers does Tanner keep in his desk drawer?'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Your wife doesn't seem very perceptive. You should be fine.EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!! No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
True. Wait a minute...HEY!!!Your wife doesn't seem very perceptive. You should be fine.EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!! No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
Bogart
Footballguy
True. Wait a minute...HEY!!!Your wife doesn't seem very perceptive. You should be fine.EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!! No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
Brony
Footballguy
That Motorcycle on Patrol book looks great. Can I borrow it when you're done?'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
If you JUST give her the white gold stuff, you're probably OK. You might even get a, "Hey, I have something like this in yellow."Women have stupid memories when it comes to jewelry, though. "I'm going to wear that necklace you gave me for Arbor Day back in 1997.""Did I even know you in 1997?"EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!! No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I forgot Arbor Day this year. 
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You're more screwed than SLB.I forgot Arbor Day this year.
You're more screwed than SLB.I forgot Arbor Day this year.
Ok, Bob Sacramento
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Good posting, Jayrod.
Bogart
Footballguy
I have to learn when I have nothing to contribute just to keep reading.
YSR
Footballguy
One of the guys that Romo is with in Arlington had his wallet stolen yesterday. He is supposed to fly home to Chicago today. He has a photocopy of his license but American doesn't seem to care - at least that's the message he's gotten over the phone.
You guys know if this guy has any chance of getting home? Any tips?
You guys know if this guy has any chance of getting home? Any tips?
never happened to me, but there are still ways to fly. Here's one link I found.http://www.fodors.com/news/story_928.html
If You Lose Your ID While Traveling in the U.S.If you are an American citizen and your state-issued driver's license or photo ID card is lost or stolen while you are in the U.S., the first thing you should do is file a local police report. Both the U.S. Transportation Security Administration and airline representatives stress the importance of this step, which creates a paper trail and pinpoints the loss at a specific time and place.This is where the definite advice ends, however. The TSA doesn't address the issue of lost IDs on its Web site, and agency officials that I spoke with claimed it was up to the airlines whether to let passengers without IDs fly -- since the airlines are the ones who issue boarding passes. Airline representatives, meanwhile, wouldn't confirm that it is, in fact, their decision, and although they did acknowledge that they have "security measures in place to deal with such an eventuality," they wouldn't elaborate further.After conversations with several airline reps, it became apparent that lost IDs are handled on a case-by-case basis and that several combinations of conditions can get you on board your flight without proper identification. There are no hard and fast rules, although all the reps agreed on one point: you'll need to show up at the airport extra early to allow enough time for a security interview. (Moreover, since this is your error and not theirs, if you miss your flight you'll have to pay the change fee and the difference in airfare for a later flight.)Though no single issue is likely to make or break your case, here are some of the considerations that airline personnel will use to determine whether to let you fly.Type of ticket. To airline security agents, the return segment of a round-trip ticket will be reasonably solid evidence that you had your ID when you flew to the destination. Problems might arise if you have a one-way ticket or are using the first half of a round-trip ticket, neither of which would prove that you ever had an ID. (One-way tickets in particular are likely to be red flags to security personnel.)Traveling companions. If someone with your last name is traveling with you -- especially if you have kids in tow -- your chances of getting on board increase dramatically. No airline wants the PR headache of splitting up a family over a misplaced driver's license. A wallet-worn family portrait will help establish your identity too.Type of payment used. A credit card purchase can be traced by the airline, if need be, to reinforce your identity claim. If you used any other form of payment -- or if your ticket was purchased for you by someone else -- you may have more trouble making your case.Unofficial identifiers. If you lost your license or passport only (rather than your entire wallet or purse), the other contents of your wallet -- worn credit cards, library cards, business cards, family photos, etc. -- can go a long way toward proving you are who you say you are. These are not official documents, of course, but they carry weight in determining your identity.Demeanor. Airline security personnel deal with fliers all day every day and are quick to pick up on suspicious behavior. They don't elaborate on what constitutes suspicious behavior, other than to say that they "know it when they see it." Regardless, try to keep your cool.Bottom line: Unless you have some extraordinary circumstance -- such as an outstanding arrest warrant -- you'll likely make your domestic flight without your ID. Just be sure to give yourself plenty of time and be prepared for extra screening procedures and personal questions. Also, take a minute to pack copies of your license (both sides), birth certificate, passport, or social security card -- they may come in handy.Do You Even Need a Photo ID to Fly?Now that we have that settled, allow me to confuse the issue altogether.True or false: If you are traveling on a domestic flight in the U.S., you must have government-issued photo ID in order to pass through a TSA checkpoint.Answer: False.According to the TSA's own Web site, you can board any commercial flight with no photo ID at all as long as you have "two forms of non-photo identification, one of which must have been issued by a state or federal agency." That means you can board a commercial flight with an insurance card and a social security card or a birth certificate (although you may want to print out that TSA page, just in case you run into trouble at check-in). All the talk about the necessity of having "photo identification" is just that: talk.Which leads to the next question: what is the purpose of the mandatory-ID craze that has swept the industry since 9/11? Birth certificates are not standardized and, therefore, are easy to fake, and a Social Security card merely has a name and a number on it.The truth of the matter is that some of the new security measures implemented by the TSA are cosmetic at best; they are designed to make us feel safer when we fly, but do not, in fact, make us any safer. It's not fun to point out, but every one of the 9/11 hijackers had valid IDs, and some of their names were even listed on FBI watch lists. I'm not suggesting that we ditch checking IDs altogether -- just that we do a better job of grounding those who would do us harm.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sorry, I won't be aiding a terrorist.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
I'll have to give a more detailed response later. I was watching this before classes started when the guy from the next classroom over came in "What's so funny?" Obviously I didn't tell him.
cosjobs
Footballguy
If Pickles were the editor here, it would just be his blog.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Start with a pinky and go from there.'ScottNorwood said:
Drifter
Footballguy
Of the many tens of millions of packages we have shipped this holiday season, I am spending today trying to identify and remdy the (literally) hand fulls that may not make delivery by Monday so that we can send them a free replacement via overnight delivery. I seriously doubt there's another company in the world that puts that kind of effort into not disappointing their customers, let alone at that scale.
Guster
Footballguy
I'd have like 3 posts in this thread if I did that
I'm actually annoyed that Amazon is shipping something too fast. They told me an item would be delivered on 12/26 but all of a sudden it's supposed to arrive on 12/24 when nobody will be around.
phishphan
Footballguy
That's what I do except on days I decide to have a Coke and a bag of Skittles. I get all fired up on the sugar and start posting.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
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Last blazing five of the year. It was a good run!
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
There would have been more shticky "gifts" included but there was a misunderstanding between the wife and I over how big is "big" when it comes to shipping boxes.The slippers were actually sent to me by Charv last year. I knew you had a female-type kid so I figured you'd get some use out of them.'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
I've got about 12 more of those t-shirts if something should happen to that one. I was tempted to take a Sharpie and line out the names of the kids that I didn't like but figured it would ruin the resale value.
I didn't even realize there were photos of the new teachers in the school newspaper I sent. The two women at the bottom of the page were actually students of mine when I first started teaching
.Enjoy the waffle/sandwich maker in good health. Hopefully it actually works. I got my son a Chicago Bears one as well.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The day before Xmas break. Classes are 33% shorter. Attendance is down 20%. We're watching a video on the Alamo narrated by Kenny Rogers.
I'm just going to post random stuff all day.
Probably a repost
kitty
I agree
Equal time for dogs (and penguins)
I'm just going to post random stuff all day.
Probably a repost
kitty
I agree
Equal time for dogs (and penguins)
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
"I can also see that Tanner's off half the year"'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today
Contents will be posted later
gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
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