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Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
Seems like a stretch.I'm just going to post random stuff all day.
Rush Limbaugh?Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
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I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
I know. I'm really stepping out of my comfort zone here.Seems like a stretch.I'm just going to post random stuff all day.
Also was a disaster when it hit my stylish goatee.I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
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I died my hair once with blonde highlights...... Started out fine, after a couple weeks I was borderline greg bradyI used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
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'Guster said:THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning'Guster said:I received my SS box in the mail today![]()
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gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place![]()
We're talking about a women that puts the leftovers from dinner in Tupperware and then leaves it out on the counter all night long.* Eaten up with ADD this one.*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.If you JUST give her the white gold stuff, you're probably OK. You might even get a, "Hey, I have something like this in yellow."Women have stupid memories when it comes to jewelry, though.EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!!
No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.
We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.![]()
"I'm going to wear that necklace you gave me for Arbor Day back in 1997."
"Did I even know you in 1997?"
Sounds like she trained you well.*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.
I'm not sure what this means but I like it.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
If by trained you mean I was sick of food going to waste and arguing wasn't fixing anything, you're absolutely correct.Sounds like she trained you well.*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.
Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
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That unicorn's pretty sweet.'YSR said:Got my SS gift today from Guster, and all I could do was justA job very well done, sir.
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In this picture, you are seeing the following:
EMPTY bottle of wine with the following note: "YSR, I would have sent you a bottle of wine, but since you're with child, that just seemed cruel. Instead, I enjoyed this bottle for you. It was pretty good. Cheers! Guster"
A Dream Lite Pillow Pet unicorn stuffed animal
Travel kit that airlines hand out in first class, complete with what appear to be worn footies
Holiday pencil (dull, eraser half worn down)
Pair of ear plugs
One plastic $0.25 piece, one plastic penny
One Gold US Dollar
One 2 Dollar Canadian piece
Bag of Cascade
Container of chocolate chip cookies
Container of spiced pecans
Febreze scented luminary
Raffle tickets with a note attached: "Good Luck with Raffle Tickets"
Scratch off ticket from Gadzooks to Guster
Two packs of P&G playing cards
Can of Skyline chili
Plastic airplane in its own pouch
Two hand warmers
A condom
An audi key
Three DVDs (including Trespassers, The Screwfly Solution, and Howard the Duck)
A P&G lapel pin
Some sort of green knitted animal stuffed in a sandwich bag - I am scared to open it
A mini pack of playing cards
Lionel Ritchie Millenium Collection CD
The Whole Nine Yards and U-571 (on VHS)
An envelope full of Scotch Brite coupons
Three books: Sex on the Moon (hardback), The Dancer's Horse (paperback) and Daring Decoy (paperback)
A sheet of Star Wards stickers - with the stickers peeled off
A brown wallet
An old Sony remote control
A half-full box of matches
A packet of Pez
A mini bottle opener
A medal from the 2011 Flying Pig Relay
I really want to leave it all out to show Mr. YSR when he gets home on Saturday, but I don't really want to have to explain it to my MIL who will be coming over to clean the cat litter tomorrow. <_<
Fire up the video, John.I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
You would think that I would be disappointed to see an actual cat where the beaver shot should be.
My linkI'm not sure what this means but I like it.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
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YES!Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.![]()
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Glad it brought a smile to your fez.So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though.![]()
My linkI'm not sure what this means but I like it.Do you perform in orange-face?Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.
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When I grow up, I can't wait to find how Tweeter works.
The constant rattling would drive me crazy.So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though.![]()
Bet Manley Man uses that to masturbate.
:lma....wait, what?Bet Manley Man uses that to masturbate.![]()
Is that your dog?
yes. When my dog is not moonlighting as a rocket launcher, she is a pig.Is that your dog?
guy we were with in vegas lost his ID. Got home with no problem. No other deatilsOne of the guys that Romo is with in Arlington had his wallet stolen yesterday. He is supposed to fly home to Chicago today. He has a photocopy of his license but American doesn't seem to care - at least that's the message he's gotten over the phone.You guys know if this guy has any chance of getting home? Any tips?
:noted:Can we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?
Like we'll need more heat from the ManCan we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?
Figured this out, she's reading another girl porn book. Frosty, pick up a copy of Bared to You by Sylvia Day stat.Last Ram's home game yesterday. It was fan appreciation day and they gal mixing drinks was overly generous with the whiskey. Got silly drunk. Mrs. SLB was all pissed off because I wasn't going to drive and I was feeling too cheap to pay the Scooter Guy or a cab so she got the privlage of driving me half way to the mall by my GB's house and then picking me up. Nice upscale mall. And there I sat, outside with a cooler of beer and a bottle of Bud Light in my hand blissfully not caring about laws or what anybody thought of me. Many a rich person gave me a dirty look so I decided to start telling them Merry Christmas. I got a few big smiles and a Merry Christmas back. Man I'm an idiot.![]()
So Mrs. SLB finally arrives and is channelling her innermost Angrywife. Doesn't say a word to me. I finally break the ice and she warms up a little but still isn't saying much. Get home, the boys are playing next door, I decided I need another drink. Next thing I know I'm waking up on the couch.It's 8:30 and she's putting the boys to bed. I just had a what, 5 hour nap, I think.....Anyway get them to bed, we go ourselves and she immediately goes for my baby maker. WTMF.
So my day in a nut shell.
1. Angrywife
2. Orgy of drunkenness
3. Angrywife
4. ?????
5. Profit
Joe's going to be there to moderate?Like we'll need more heat from the ManCan we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?
I just tried to type in youtube.com but forgot (I swear) to put the you part in. I was quite surprised.when I'm feeling adventurous I like to hit the "RANDNSFW" link (brings up a random NSFW subreddit) on reddit. Yeah, you may pull up a screen full of dong thumbnails, but sometimes you find a winner. Just found r/girlsontoilets. I mean, who doesn't love pics of everyday girls on the crapper?
Happy 811!Aaron VonTrapperstein and Forrest McNezbutt* just scored 811 points in a game!