GM's thread about nothing (61 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm just going to post random stuff all day.

Seems like a stretch.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?

Rush Limbaugh?

 

[General Malaise]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just going to post random stuff all day.

Seems like a stretch.

I know. I'm really stepping out of my comfort zone here.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.

Also was a disaster when it hit my stylish goatee.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For frosty

 

[belljr]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish.

I died my hair once with blonde highlights...... Started out fine, after a couple weeks I was borderline greg brady

 

[Guster]

For frosty

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I received my SS box in the mail today

Contents will be posted later

THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning

gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place

@ "so I got that now" & "Tanner's off half the year"

EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!!

No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.

We'll see, gentleman. We'll see.

If you JUST give her the white gold stuff, you're probably OK. You might even get a, "Hey, I have something like this in yellow."Women have stupid memories when it comes to jewelry, though.

"I'm going to wear that necklace you gave me for Arbor Day back in 1997."

"Did I even know you in 1997?"

We're talking about a women that puts the leftovers from dinner in Tupperware and then leaves it out on the counter all night long.* Eaten up with ADD this one.*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.

 

[strykerpks]

*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.

Sounds like she trained you well.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I'm not sure what this means but I like it.

 

[Sarnoff]

For frosty

For frosty and tanner

 

[St. Louis Bob]

*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.

Sounds like she trained you well.

If by trained you mean I was sick of food going to waste and arguing wasn't fixing anything, you're absolutely correct.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?

 

[krista4]

Got my SS gift today from Guster, and all I could do was just A job very well done, sir.

In this picture, you are seeing the following:

EMPTY bottle of wine with the following note: "YSR, I would have sent you a bottle of wine, but since you're with child, that just seemed cruel. Instead, I enjoyed this bottle for you. It was pretty good. Cheers! Guster"

A Dream Lite Pillow Pet unicorn stuffed animal

Travel kit that airlines hand out in first class, complete with what appear to be worn footies

Holiday pencil (dull, eraser half worn down)

Pair of ear plugs

One plastic $0.25 piece, one plastic penny

One Gold US Dollar

One 2 Dollar Canadian piece

Bag of Cascade

Container of chocolate chip cookies

Container of spiced pecans

Febreze scented luminary

Raffle tickets with a note attached: "Good Luck with Raffle Tickets"

Scratch off ticket from Gadzooks to Guster

Two packs of P&G playing cards

Can of Skyline chili

Plastic airplane in its own pouch

Two hand warmers

A condom

An audi key

Three DVDs (including Trespassers, The Screwfly Solution, and Howard the Duck)

A P&G lapel pin

Some sort of green knitted animal stuffed in a sandwich bag - I am scared to open it

A mini pack of playing cards

Lionel Ritchie Millenium Collection CD

The Whole Nine Yards and U-571 (on VHS)

An envelope full of Scotch Brite coupons

Three books: Sex on the Moon (hardback), The Dancer's Horse (paperback) and Daring Decoy (paperback)

A sheet of Star Wards stickers - with the stickers peeled off

A brown wallet

An old Sony remote control

A half-full box of matches

A packet of Pez

A mini bottle opener

A medal from the 2011 Flying Pig Relay

I really want to leave it all out to show Mr. YSR when he gets home on Saturday, but I don't really want to have to explain it to my MIL who will be coming over to clean the cat litter tomorrow. <_<

That unicorn's pretty sweet.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Fire up the video, John.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Snek

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For frosty

For frosty and tanner

You would think that I would be disappointed to see an actual cat where the beaver shot should be.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Patton

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I'm not sure what this means but I like it.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Wait, maybe I'm not thinking of the right guy...who's the republican guy who keeps talking?

YES!

 

[heckmanm]

Patton

at the hashtags

 

[krista4]

So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though.

Glad it brought a smile to your fez.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?

Do you perform in orange-face?

I'm not sure what this means but I like it.

My link

Patton

at the hashtags

When I grow up, I can't wait to find how Tweeter works.

So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though.

The constant rattling would drive me crazy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The constant rattling would drive me crazy.

So stupid.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

For Tanner

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Tanner

I still want the Hendrix/Marley shirt.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My favorite gift from a student so far this year.

I will survive

 

[General Malaise]

My favorite gift from a student so far this year.

I will survive

Bet Manley Man uses that to masturbate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My favorite gift from a student so far this year.

I will survive

Bet Manley Man uses that to masturbate.

:lma....wait, what?

 

[phishphan]

mmmm bacon

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

mmmm bacon

Is that your dog?

 

[phishphan]

mmmm bacon

Is that your dog?

yes. When my dog is not moonlighting as a rocket launcher, she is a pig.

 

[cosjobs]

My link

 

[Tiger Fan]

One of the guys that Romo is with in Arlington had his wallet stolen yesterday. He is supposed to fly home to Chicago today. He has a photocopy of his license but American doesn't seem to care - at least that's the message he's gotten over the phone.You guys know if this guy has any chance of getting home? Any tips?

guy we were with in vegas lost his ID. Got home with no problem. No other deatils

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My link

Baptism

 

[Bogart]

Can we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?

:noted:

 

[cosjobs]

Can we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?

Like we'll need more heat from the Man

 

[phishphan]

when I'm feeling adventurous I like to hit the "RANDNSFW" link (brings up a random NSFW subreddit) on reddit. Yeah, you may pull up a screen full of dong thumbnails, but sometimes you find a winner. Just found r/girlsontoilets. I mean, who doesn't love pics of everyday girls on the crapper?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pulled pork turned out just alright IMO. Tried a little something different. Idiot. Didn't get a bite though, they ate every bit. Glad I made up "to go" boxes for all the warehouse guys and drivers before setting the food out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last Ram's home game yesterday. It was fan appreciation day and they gal mixing drinks was overly generous with the whiskey. Got silly drunk. Mrs. SLB was all pissed off because I wasn't going to drive and I was feeling too cheap to pay the Scooter Guy or a cab so she got the privlage of driving me half way to the mall by my GB's house and then picking me up. Nice upscale mall. And there I sat, outside with a cooler of beer and a bottle of Bud Light in my hand blissfully not caring about laws or what anybody thought of me. Many a rich person gave me a dirty look so I decided to start telling them Merry Christmas. I got a few big smiles and a Merry Christmas back. Man I'm an idiot.

So Mrs. SLB finally arrives and is channelling her innermost Angrywife. Doesn't say a word to me. I finally break the ice and she warms up a little but still isn't saying much. Get home, the boys are playing next door, I decided I need another drink. Next thing I know I'm waking up on the couch. It's 8:30 and she's putting the boys to bed. I just had a what, 5 hour nap, I think.....Anyway get them to bed, we go ourselves and she immediately goes for my baby maker. WTMF.

So my day in a nut shell.

1. Angrywife

2. Orgy of drunkenness

3. Angrywife

4. ?????

5. Profit

Figured this out, she's reading another girl porn book. Frosty, pick up a copy of Bared to You by Sylvia Day stat.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can we get a Wallaby delivered to CosUrakHole?

Like we'll need more heat from the Man

Joe's going to be there to moderate?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

when I'm feeling adventurous I like to hit the "RANDNSFW" link (brings up a random NSFW subreddit) on reddit. Yeah, you may pull up a screen full of dong thumbnails, but sometimes you find a winner. Just found r/girlsontoilets. I mean, who doesn't love pics of everyday girls on the crapper?

I just tried to type in youtube.com but forgot (I swear) to put the you part in. I was quite surprised.

 

[General Malaise]

Happy 811!Aaron VonTrapperstein and Forrest McNezbutt* just scored 811 points in a game!

*changed the names to protect the innocent.Also, Pickles is now 3-1 against me. Bring back Tat, I say.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

McNezbutt

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Received a couple SS items today.....

 

[Mr.Pack]

My link

Baptism