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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

:goodposting:
Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?
Do you perform in orange-face?
I used to apply self tanner to my face in my 20s....it turned me orangish. :bag:
I died my hair once with blonde highlights...... Started out fine, after a couple weeks I was borderline greg brady
 
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'Guster said:
'Guster said:
I received my SS box in the mail today :thumbup: :lmao:

Contents will be posted later
THANKS TANNER!!!wearing the t shirt now, my daughter has stolen the slippers and gonna make some chocolate chip waffles this morning :thumbup:

gonna fix up the I <3 Bakersfield pin ... sadly people are going to think i mean the taco place :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: @ "so I got that now" & "Tanner's off half the year" :lmao:
EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!!

No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.

We'll see, gentleman. We'll see. :coffee:
If you JUST give her the white gold stuff, you're probably OK. You might even get a, "Hey, I have something like this in yellow."Women have stupid memories when it comes to jewelry, though.

"I'm going to wear that necklace you gave me for Arbor Day back in 1997."

"Did I even know you in 1997?"
We're talking about a women that puts the leftovers from dinner in Tupperware and then leaves it out on the counter all night long.* Eaten up with ADD this one.*Well she would if I haven't learned to make sure everything is actually put away every night.

 
'YSR said:
Got my SS gift today from Guster, and all I could do was just :lmao: A job very well done, sir. :thumbup:

In this picture, you are seeing the following:

EMPTY bottle of wine with the following note: "YSR, I would have sent you a bottle of wine, but since you're with child, that just seemed cruel. Instead, I enjoyed this bottle for you. It was pretty good. Cheers! Guster"

A Dream Lite Pillow Pet unicorn stuffed animal

Travel kit that airlines hand out in first class, complete with what appear to be worn footies

Holiday pencil (dull, eraser half worn down)

Pair of ear plugs

One plastic $0.25 piece, one plastic penny

One Gold US Dollar

One 2 Dollar Canadian piece

Bag of Cascade

Container of chocolate chip cookies

Container of spiced pecans

Febreze scented luminary

Raffle tickets with a note attached: "Good Luck with Raffle Tickets"

Scratch off ticket from Gadzooks to Guster

Two packs of P&G playing cards

Can of Skyline chili

Plastic airplane in its own pouch

Two hand warmers

A condom

An audi key

Three DVDs (including Trespassers, The Screwfly Solution, and Howard the Duck)

A P&G lapel pin

Some sort of green knitted animal stuffed in a sandwich bag - I am scared to open it

A mini pack of playing cards

Lionel Ritchie Millenium Collection CD

The Whole Nine Yards and U-571 (on VHS)

An envelope full of Scotch Brite coupons

Three books: Sex on the Moon (hardback), The Dancer's Horse (paperback) and Daring Decoy (paperback)

A sheet of Star Wards stickers - with the stickers peeled off

A brown wallet

An old Sony remote control

A half-full box of matches

A packet of Pez

A mini bottle opener

A medal from the 2011 Flying Pig Relay

I really want to leave it all out to show Mr. YSR when he gets home on Saturday, but I don't really want to have to explain it to my MIL who will be coming over to clean the cat litter tomorrow. <_<
That unicorn's pretty sweet.
 
So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though. :thumbup:

 
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I do a ####### magnificent John Boehner impersonation.

:goodposting:
Complete with crying? Can we get a vid?
Do you perform in orange-face?
I'm not sure what this means but I like it. :lmao:
My link
:lmao:
When I grow up, I can't wait to find how Tweeter works.
So far, I think Morocco might just be my favorite place I've ever visited. Plenty of days left to disgust and disappoint me, though. :thumbup:
The constant rattling would drive me crazy.
 
One of the guys that Romo is with in Arlington had his wallet stolen yesterday. He is supposed to fly home to Chicago today. He has a photocopy of his license but American doesn't seem to care - at least that's the message he's gotten over the phone.You guys know if this guy has any chance of getting home? Any tips?
guy we were with in vegas lost his ID. Got home with no problem. No other deatils
 
when I'm feeling adventurous I like to hit the "RANDNSFW" link (brings up a random NSFW subreddit) on reddit. Yeah, you may pull up a screen full of dong thumbnails, but sometimes you find a winner. Just found r/girlsontoilets. I mean, who doesn't love pics of everyday girls on the crapper?

 
Pulled pork turned out just alright IMO. Tried a little something different. Idiot. Didn't get a bite though, they ate every bit. Glad I made up "to go" boxes for all the warehouse guys and drivers before setting the food out. :mellow:

 
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Last Ram's home game yesterday. It was fan appreciation day and they gal mixing drinks was overly generous with the whiskey. Got silly drunk. Mrs. SLB was all pissed off because I wasn't going to drive and I was feeling too cheap to pay the Scooter Guy or a cab so she got the privlage of driving me half way to the mall by my GB's house and then picking me up. Nice upscale mall. And there I sat, outside with a cooler of beer and a bottle of Bud Light in my hand blissfully not caring about laws or what anybody thought of me. Many a rich person gave me a dirty look so I decided to start telling them Merry Christmas. I got a few big smiles and a Merry Christmas back. Man I'm an idiot. :bag:

So Mrs. SLB finally arrives and is channelling her innermost Angrywife. Doesn't say a word to me. I finally break the ice and she warms up a little but still isn't saying much. Get home, the boys are playing next door, I decided I need another drink. Next thing I know I'm waking up on the couch. :unsure: It's 8:30 and she's putting the boys to bed. I just had a what, 5 hour nap, I think.....Anyway get them to bed, we go ourselves and she immediately goes for my baby maker. WTMF.

So my day in a nut shell.

1. Angrywife

2. Orgy of drunkenness

3. Angrywife

4. ?????

5. Profit
Figured this out, she's reading another girl porn book. Frosty, pick up a copy of Bared to You by Sylvia Day stat.
 
when I'm feeling adventurous I like to hit the "RANDNSFW" link (brings up a random NSFW subreddit) on reddit. Yeah, you may pull up a screen full of dong thumbnails, but sometimes you find a winner. Just found r/girlsontoilets. I mean, who doesn't love pics of everyday girls on the crapper?
I just tried to type in youtube.com but forgot (I swear) to put the you part in. I was quite surprised.
 

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