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Tanner, simply suggest to him that your last name is often used as a reference to Christ, and that he is a sinner and unworthy of such appellation. Suggest something like Nebuchadnezzar instead.

 
'SofaKings said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.
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Awwww....what a gentle soul.
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He's a great guy, actually. Unfortunately our beliefs are on opposite sides of the spectrum.
 
If you e-mail me an order without item numbers, I'm going to send you premium everything. It isn't so much to make more money, it's just that I've learned over the years that the same people that do this are also the same people that will them complain if what I send doesn't meet their expectations and want to return stuff.I'm in a really bad mood. :mellow:

 
In light of Flulapalooza 2013, I want to get a flu shot for the first time ever and everybody's out. My local pharmacy says they'll likely get a shipment in tomorrow. I may be waiting out front for them to open tomorrow with Grandpa Simpson.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
If you e-mail me an order without item numbers, I'm going to send you premium everything. It isn't so much to make more money, it's just that I've learned over the years that the same people that do this are also the same people that will them complain if what I send doesn't meet their expectations and want to return stuff.I'm in a really bad mood. :mellow:
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'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
If you e-mail me an order without item numbers, I'm going to send you premium everything. It isn't so much to make more money, it's just that I've learned over the years that the same people that do this are also the same people that will them complain if what I send doesn't meet their expectations and want to return stuff.I'm in a really bad mood. :mellow:
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"Copyright 1968." Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
If you e-mail me an order without item numbers, I'm going to send you premium everything. It isn't so much to make more money, it's just that I've learned over the years that the same people that do this are also the same people that will them complain if what I send doesn't meet their expectations and want to return stuff.I'm in a really bad mood. :mellow:
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"Copyright 1968." Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.
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****
 
'shuke said:
Random stuff...

Wife broke her tailbone this week. She's having a lot of trouble getting around. What sucks is that she is in a lot of pain and has to take something for it. I think I've documented here in the last six months that her previous neurologist was really overprescribing narcotics for her so we switched to a new doctor who doesn't believe in them. She has had a very tough road and now I feel this is a setback.
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dad flipped a golf cart and broke his. he's a tough guy and he was in a bad way for months.gllllllllllllll

 
'mr. furley said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.
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this part got me "70 billion trillion stars at last estimate)" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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He loaned me a sabre-saw last week. I'm going to buy a kid's toy telescope and give it to him when I return the saw.
 
Just got the following email:

Dear Phillip: Unfortunately your entry was not selected as a winner for RT's 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest. However, please know that the competition was tough this year as we had a record number of entries. Thank you for your entry, it was very good. Remember, there is always next year!-Jo Jo NobleSenior Community and Government Affairs Officer
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Since my name isn't Philip and I didn't enter a poem into the 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest, I think a shticky reply is warranted. Suggestions? First thing that popped into my head was a profanity laden note on how she wouldn't recognize good poetry if something else profanity laden were to happen to her. Thoughts??
 
'Guster said:
Just got the following email:

Dear Phillip: Unfortunately your entry was not selected as a winner for RT's 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest. However, please know that the competition was tough this year as we had a record number of entries. Thank you for your entry, it was very good. Remember, there is always next year!-Jo Jo NobleSenior Community and Government Affairs Officer
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Since my name isn't Philip and I didn't enter a poem into the 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest, I think a shticky reply is warranted. Suggestions? First thing that popped into my head was a profanity laden note on how she wouldn't recognize good poetry if something else profanity laden were to happen to her. Thoughts??
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Haiku response?Jo you've killed my dreamEfforting, my soul displayedThe dream is dead, #####
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Guster said:
Just got the following email:

Dear Phillip: Unfortunately your entry was not selected as a winner for RT's 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest. However, please know that the competition was tough this year as we had a record number of entries. Thank you for your entry, it was very good. Remember, there is always next year!-Jo Jo NobleSenior Community and Government Affairs Officer
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Since my name isn't Philip and I didn't enter a poem into the 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest, I think a shticky reply is warranted. Suggestions? First thing that popped into my head was a profanity laden note on how she wouldn't recognize good poetry if something else profanity laden were to happen to her. Thoughts??
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Haiku response?Jo you've killed my dreamEfforting, my soul displayedThe dream is dead, #####
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:lmao:
 
'Guster said:
Just got the following email:

Dear Phillip: Unfortunately your entry was not selected as a winner for RT's 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest. However, please know that the competition was tough this year as we had a record number of entries. Thank you for your entry, it was very good. Remember, there is always next year!-Jo Jo NobleSenior Community and Government Affairs Officer
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Since my name isn't Philip and I didn't enter a poem into the 5th Annual "I Am the Dream and the Dream Is Now" poetry contest, I think a shticky reply is warranted. Suggestions? First thing that popped into my head was a profanity laden note on how she wouldn't recognize good poetry if something else profanity laden were to happen to her. Thoughts??
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Attica, Attica, Attica....
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'mr. furley said:
ABC nightly news on a story about toxic smog in China compared Beijing to the US' most polluted city.. Bakersfield
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How the #### can he count that many stars through all the smog? I'm calling bull####.
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that's some strong belief system he has. it's a wonder Tanner turned out to be such a mess.
 
'mr. furley said:
someone want to explain these USAA auto insurance commercials"i earned mine over the Pacific in 1943...""i got mine in Bataan, 1942.."
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Until a few years ago you or someone in your immediate family had to be an officer(retired, active, honorably discharged) in the US armed forces to join USAA. They are noted for their great customer service.
 
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'SofaKings said:
'mr. furley said:
someone want to explain these USAA auto insurance commercials"i earned mine over the Pacific in 1943...""i got mine in Bataan, 1942.."
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Until a few years ago you or someone in your immediate family had to be an officer(retired, active, honorably discharged) in the US armed forces to join USAA. They are noted for their great customer service.
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the commercial makes it sound like the original holder died and it was passed on to their heirsis that right?
 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'cosjobs said:
'krista4 said:
Just got back from Boston. Feel like I did a middling to bad job on that interview. I was tired, hungover, just not feeling it. Unfortunately the further along I got into the day, the more interested I was in the job and the more it seemed like a great fit. I figured all of this out too late, though. :(
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Write them a letter/email explaining this. They will hopefully view you in a more empathetic, positive framework. Sounds as if you have nothing to lose, only a chance to be there in an even better position than your current one.
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Dear Prospective Employer,Thank you for the opportunity to interview with your firm. I was not completely sold on this job going in, so I went ahead and got fit-shaced the night before. You may have noticed I was a bit hung over early in the day (I didn't call anyone a dickmitten, did I?), but did you see how I rallied in the afternoon? That's gotta count for something, right?! Rest assured, this will probably not happen too often once you hire me. As my good friends from the innernets can attest, I am very reliable. I think you will find my references to be impeccable, though be forewarned that Julio's messages can be a little confusing at first. Looking forward to the next round of interviews.YIC,K
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Sent. :thumbup:
 
'Tecumseh said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'cosjobs said:
'krista4 said:
Just got back from Boston. Feel like I did a middling to bad job on that interview. I was tired, hungover, just not feeling it. Unfortunately the further along I got into the day, the more interested I was in the job and the more it seemed like a great fit. I figured all of this out too late, though. :(
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Write them a letter/email explaining this. They will hopefully view you in a more empathetic, positive framework. Sounds as if you have nothing to lose, only a chance to be there in an even better position than your current one.
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Dear Prospective Employer,Thank you for the opportunity to interview with your firm. I was not completely sold on this job going in, so I went ahead and got fit-shaced the night before. You may have noticed I was a bit hung over early in the day (I didn't call anyone a dickmitten, did I?), but did you see how I rallied in the afternoon? That's gotta count for something, right?! Rest assured, this will probably not happen too often once you hire me. As my good friends from the innernets can attest, I am very reliable. I think you will find my references to be impeccable, though be forewarned that Julio's messages can be a little confusing at first. Looking forward to the next round of interviews.YIC,K
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P.S. I'm Delta mf'in elite status. Recognize.
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Diamond. :rant:
 
'General Malaise said:
My wife went back to work today so I took a half day off and am hanging out with Hazel. She and her mom are VERY bonded, so this should be interesting. No tears so far, but it's early in the ballgame. We need the money, but I hate that we have to do this. I know it has been very hard on my wife to go back.
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I always wish I was rich enough that Jax didn't have to work. Someday hopefully.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Good said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
BTW: Any of you lawyers know of any way to force someone to legally change their last name? My bat-sheet crazy, born-again, older brother likes to write letters to the editor of our local paper (he really is old). The one he had posted today is a doozy.
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So we're going to have a contest to see who gets a letter published in Tanner's hometown newspaper now? Challenge accepted, sir. Challenge accepted.
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This already happened...
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This is a masterpiece.
 
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