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'St. Louis Bob said:
'flysack said:
'bostonfred said:
'flysack said:
'bostonfred said:
'flysack said:
I did find my high school driver's license.I know I look like a serial killer
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More specifically, you look like a serial killer that murdered fuller, cut off his face and wore it to the dmv like hannibal lecter escaping from prison.
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You've really thought about this.
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Killing fuller? No. I mean, not recently.
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I'm not judging. If you're going to kill someone solely for how good their face would turn into a mask, Fuller is your guy.
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:lmao:What years are these BTW? 1988 for both of mine. Great year 1988.
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1991
 
Oh yeah, we are leaving The Magic House yesterday and of course the boys don't want to go. Dylan (he said he doesn't go by Shredder any more) is the more pissed of the two. Mrs. SLB says "you both have birthday's coming up, you can have your party here if you like". Then the following exchange is made:Cal: No thanks, I'm having my party at Chuck-E-Cheese. (Where Dylan's 5th party was)Dylan: You don't want to do it there.Cal: Why?Dylan: Chuck-E carries a gun.Mrs. SLB: WHAT??!!Cal: No he doesn't.Dylan: Oh yeah he does.Cal: I've never seen him with a gun.Dylan: He pulls it on you when you get there. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, we are leaving The Magic House yesterday and of course the boys don't want to go. Dylan (he said he doesn't go by Shredder any more) is the more pissed of the two. Mrs. SLB says "you both have birthday's coming up, you can have your party here if you like". Then the following exchange is made:Cal: No thanks, I'm having my party at Chuck-E-Cheese. (Where Dylan's 5th party was)Dylan: You don't want to do it there.Cal: Why?Dylan: Chuck-E carries a gun.Mrs. SLB: WHAT??!!Cal: No he doesn't.Dylan: Oh yeah he does.Cal: I've never seen him with a gun.Dylan: He pulls it on you when you get there. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Awesome.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, we are leaving The Magic House yesterday and of course the boys don't want to go. Dylan (he said he doesn't go by Shredder any more) is the more pissed of the two. Mrs. SLB says "you both have birthday's coming up, you can have your party here if you like". Then the following exchange is made:Cal: No thanks, I'm having my party at Chuck-E-Cheese. (Where Dylan's 5th party was)Dylan: You don't want to do it there.Cal: Why?Dylan: Chuck-E carries a gun.Mrs. SLB: WHAT??!!Cal: No he doesn't.Dylan: Oh yeah he does.Cal: I've never seen him with a gun.Dylan: He pulls it on you when you get there. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Two things about my weekend in San Antonio:I had breakfast this morning with the Texas A&M Bowling team. I really want to find out if you get full scholarships for that. What the season is. Who the national powers are. Also, all the female members of the team were rocking the short black golf skirt. I guess that's what you bowl in as well. Felt a bit Homerish as I had my coffee and cinnamon roll. At dinner last night, my son starts complaining of an ear ache, so being the good Dad, we stop to get ear drops before bed. The only place I could find next to the hotel was a WalMart. So 10pm, Saturday night, I drag my two kids into WallyWorld, go to the pharmacy, grab Children's Tylenol and Ear Drops (and candy to bribe them in the store). As we wait in line, I can't help but notice the lady, mid 20s, 4.5 on Offdee Scale, solid 6 on mine, standing in front of us. The only thing in her hands are two pair of skimpy, colorful panties. That's it. Nothing more. Still on hangers. My mind starts racing. Run low at the webcam? Someone getting an early V-Day present. It gets better. After the first pair rings up for 2 dollars (2.12 with tax), she asks for pricing on the second pair. Also 2 dollars. She then confirms the total will be 4.28 (Math is hard). She ponders for a good 45 seconds, then proceeds to dig through her purse for the last $4.30 she had on her. I was intrigued, saddened, fascinated, and slightly aroused. If the kids weren't me, I would have handed her five bucks, just in hopes of hearing the story. Who spends their last money on a Saturday night on two pairs of panties, and why??

 
'Bogart said:
Two things about my weekend in San Antonio:I had breakfast this morning with the Texas A&M Bowling team. I really want to find out if you get full scholarships for that. What the season is. Who the national powers are. Also, all the female members of the team were rocking the short black golf skirt. I guess that's what you bowl in as well. Felt a bit Homerish as I had my coffee and cinnamon roll. At dinner last night, my son starts complaining of an ear ache, so being the good Dad, we stop to get ear drops before bed. The only place I could find next to the hotel was a WalMart. So 10pm, Saturday night, I drag my two kids into WallyWorld, go to the pharmacy, grab Children's Tylenol and Ear Drops (and candy to bribe them in the store). As we wait in line, I can't help but notice the lady, mid 20s, 4.5 on Offdee Scale, solid 6 on mine, standing in front of us. The only thing in her hands are two pair of skimpy, colorful panties. That's it. Nothing more. Still on hangers. My mind starts racing. Run low at the webcam? Someone getting an early V-Day present. It gets better. After the first pair rings up for 2 dollars (2.12 with tax), she asks for pricing on the second pair. Also 2 dollars. She then confirms the total will be 4.28 (Math is hard). She ponders for a good 45 seconds, then proceeds to dig through her purse for the last $4.30 she had on her. I was intrigued, saddened, fascinated, and slightly aroused. If the kids weren't me, I would have handed her five bucks, just in hopes of hearing the story. Who spends their last money on a Saturday night on two pairs of panties, and why??
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:lmao: Now THIS is a mystery worth solving!
 
'shuke said:
'Stoneys said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Are SLB, Stu, and I the only brave ones here?
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Center Part - :thumbup: Big ### Glasses - :thumbup: Bowtie - :no: Mullet - :no: but there are pictures with a mullet, just not digitized My link
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Dude, those glasses. Those were never in style.
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:lmao: those were stlyin' in my school. If i can find one, i could post a pic of me from 8th grade when i had a perm. Or the best friggin picture of me, my McDonalds employee of the month portrait.Oh yeah, my senior pic was taken in 1990 before school started
 
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Ugh, it's that time of the week again, when my living room turns into a crappy spinoff of a spinoff of a Henry James novel. Someone contact Truck and remind him to grab his tissues and pastries. Downton Abbey is on.

 
'flysack said:
Ugh, it's that time of the week again, when my living room turns into a crappy spinoff of a spinoff of a Henry James novel. Someone contact Truck and remind him to grab his tissues and pastries. Downton Abbey is on.
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Do I look like a ####### amateur? My wife and I watch the British version, which is unabridged and ran a few months ago. :rolleyes:We're watching this House of Cards show now with Spacey, #### is good.
 
'Good said:
'flysack said:
Ugh, it's that time of the week again, when my living room turns into a crappy spinoff of a spinoff of a Henry James novel. Someone contact Truck and remind him to grab his tissues and pastries. Downton Abbey is on.
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Do I look like a ####### amateur? My wife and I watch the British version, which is unabridged and ran a few months ago. :rolleyes:We're watching this House of Cards show now with Spacey, #### is good.
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