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GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

'St. Louis Bob said:
'Abraham said:
Just think, two weeks ago I was standing on Cos's porch drinking cold beer and enjoying the day. :(
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Yeah, I keep thinking about this too. It was pretty awesome in so many ways.
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:goodposting:I still need to do my official write up at some point. My ex had stuff blow up at work so I've had my daughter way more often than I normally would. I've got her this whole long weekend after having her 3 days this week and almost all of last weekend. With that and a massive head cold/hopefully not sinus infection, I've been pretty out of it recently.
 
'Guster said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Abraham said:
Just think, two weeks ago I was standing on Cos's porch drinking cold beer and enjoying the day. :(
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Yeah, I keep thinking about this too. It was pretty awesome in so many ways.
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:goodposting:I still need to do my official write up at some point. My ex had stuff blow up at work so I've had my daughter way more often than I normally would. I've got her this whole long weekend after having her 3 days this week and almost all of last weekend. With that and a massive head cold/hopefully not sinus infection, I've been pretty out of it recently.
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Priorities...Next time make her a gallon of Mac and cheese and get one of those doggie water dish things. She'll be fine.
 
Casino started off hot but ultimately blew it all. Degenerates together and stuff. Got my Syndicate square money though. GB is coming over in a few, I'm hooking him up with some good stuff for his brother that is dying of cancer. ####### cancer. :(

 
I shouldn't complain about my job when people have cancer and stuff. Having said that, I spent all day fixing the messes caused by two people who are three and five pay grades above me. This sucks. I'm going to get some Tex-Mex, and then head over to a GB's house and drink some fruity rum. :unsure:

 
'kevzilla said:
I shouldn't complain about my job when people have cancer and stuff. Having said that, I spent all day fixing the messes caused by two people who are three and five pay grades above me. This sucks. I'm going to get some Tex-Mex, and then head over to a GB's house and drink some fruity rum. :unsure:
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Yep, I'm so over this week. I'm going to watch Netflix for the next 3 days until my eyeballs turn to goo.
 
I've had the boys by myself since Wednesday. Mrs tf gets back home tomorrow. Safe to say ill be drinking and posting a lot tonight. Also, tonight crock pot chicken. Tomorrow, hummus.

 
"Sorry I can't hear you, I got AIDS in prison.........hearing aids.....I really should use them. That way, I would have heard that guy sneak up behind me in the shower.......he gave me HIV"-roger the alien/homer

 
1/4 through World War Z. It's an interesting concept and a decent zombie story, but they're really beating me over the head with the geopolitical stuff. Could use a bit more subtlety.

 
THanks to the ringleader and any co-conspirators for the Valentine's gift box. I open the box and there's a really cool leather chest wrapped in a ribbon/bow. There is a smaller package underneath it, but I want the chest. NowI take the chest out of the box and untie the bow and I am confronted with a cinch knot tighter than GMs bunghole when he sees a bed of lettuce. I can't untie it with my old man arthritic fingers and its wrapped through the handles, so I cannot slide it off. In yet another opportune circumstance afforded a smoker, I take out my lighter and burn through the surly ribbon. Coughing and wheezing from the foot-high flames and noxious vapors from the burning ribbon I break into the smoldering chest.Because of the AO poker game that had to be played with matches, pipe cleaners and undersized kitchen utensils, I fully expected a set of poker chips. But no, evidently I am not perceived as chip-deficient, but fat deficient. A wondrous array of chocolate and goodies were within the chest. A true bounty of edible goodies, including chocolate coins that had rattled like poker chips to deceive me just minutes earlier.After evaluating (and sampling) the booty I remember the second package.I return to the original shipping box and unwrapped the second package.Its contents?A pair of scissors. :bag:Thanks guys. It was pretty cool presenting the wife with a Valentine's gift this year, even if it did smell like a four alarm fire at the latex factory.

 
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I just scored a stripper's phone number. I give all credit to watching Stu and listening to Homer at Coshole. OK, and a few things from Guster as well. :bowstothemasters:.

 
Dogs are fun. Just spent the last 2 hours at the vet after my dog puked for an hour and then sprayed diarrhea all over the place. $260 later they don't know what it is but it might be some gastrointestinal infection. Antibiotics and a bland diet of boiled chicken/hamburger and rice for the next 5 days should be fun.

 
'Abraham said:
Look at me:Had an interview today for a job I found on linked in. Turns out the recruiter went to my school and we have a lot of mutual friends. We talked for an hour and got to the wages part. I told him I made x plus health care and retirement. He replied "we can pay you about 3/4 of x with another 2/4 for on plan commissions. We cover health care but have no retirement. But...we should ipo in the next 24 months with a valuation somewhere in the high 9 figures. And you would be employee 320 or so. Still interested?" :excited:
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So you showed your cards first?
 
'Maude said:
We are always nice to our garbage pick up guys. We put out cookies on holidays, and we give a generous tip around christmas. WhyTF do they insist on leaving the empty trash containers right in the middle of my driveway when I come home from work?
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#### these guys. I don't tip anymore. They insist on leaving the lids open to our receptacles, even when it is raining or snowing.
 
Watching Air Force One. I love the fact that Harrison Ford keeps his suit jacket on as he's running around killing terrorists. Even after sustaining an injured arm, he tourniquets it and then puts the jacket back on. Because when you are taking a plane back from hijacking Ultra-Soviet Nationalists, it's important to still look Presidential.

 
'Tremendous Upside said:
Watching Air Force One. I love the fact that Harrison Ford keeps his suit jacket on as he's running around killing terrorists. Even after sustaining an injured arm, he tourniquets it and then puts the jacket back on. Because when you are taking a plane back from hijacking Ultra-Soviet Nationalists, it's important to still look Presidential.
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I watched this a few weeks ago. With all the Jurassic Park talk earlier I was going to post about how awful the CGI plane crash at the end looks. There might be better special effects in Dinocroc vs Supergator
 
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