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'cosjobs said:
'bentley said:
Cosjobs - are you going to tell the group about the situation that led to our phone conversation this afternoon? Seems like a story worth telling.
Who'd of thought there would be excessive drama when you get 15 women together, but you never know.There was lotsa drama after the Austin soccer team (the new pro team, many of whom are staying at AO) lost their first game last weekend vs. Texas A&M.

And evidently some things were said that cannot be unsaid and most of the team were fired.

So the owner has a match Saturday against the Monterrey Mexico team here in Austin and is at least a dozen players shot. The owner is super savvy on the business end of things and has sponsors flying in and it would really suck if she had to ancel.

So I spent all afternoon making alls in search of anyone who knew an in shape ready to play soccer woman who would be willing to suit up and give it ago on Sat at noon.

This may come as a surprise to many of you, but I don't usually hang out much with 20 year old soccer players, so its taken a couple of layers of networking to find the bodies we need.

Bentley's in my rolodex and sure enough he hooked me up with someone who knew someone.

There's a chance we may field a team in time.
This is good stuff. Cos, you should post the stats of each of their games. This business savvy owner must have a team website, right? In fact, the GMTAN should be a sponsor. Who here wouldn't chip in $50 to see a small "GMTAN" patch above these ladies lovely tender yet firm breasts? Better still, let's try to convince Krista to buy the team. :excited:
Breasteseses are not what soccer players are known for...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
In a magic land where 1 inch of snow causes women with enormous implants to swerve their SUVs into schoolbuses and men to run around all willy nilly, arms waving wildly above their heads.
 
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After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
Good people as they say.
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
In a magic land where 1 inch of snow causes women with enormous implants to swerve their SUVs into schoolbuses and men to run around all willy nilly, arms waving wildly above their heads.
That sound spectacular.
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
Southern California. If some frost is forecast I pay a gaggle of Mexicans to sleep on my driveway overnight to keep it frost free.
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
Southern California. If some frost is forecast I pay a gaggle of Mexicans to sleep on my driveway overnight to keep it frost free.
The funny thing is $200 and short drive to the nearest Home Depot could probably get this done.
 
]Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
 
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]Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
Can't you put chains on it? Growing up i remember everyone had chains on their craftsman driveway tractor.
 
]Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
I hear you. It doesn't snow very much around here any more so I only use it a couple of times a year. Heck I didn't use it at all last year. We got 7-8 inches of snow yesterday and it was all it could handle.
 
]Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
Can't you put chains on it? Growing up i remember everyone had chains on their craftsman driveway tractor.
Growing up, in 1980, they made a better product.I have chains, the $50.00 wheel weights, and 100 lbs added on the back.Just can't make it up a small/ moderated incline in any icy conditions or snow more than 10".
 
After the new guy finished with my snow blower (he grew up in the south side of Chicago, was living in Lisbon, Hamburg, London then moved here from Decatur, IL. Natural progression obviously. This is promising.) I called my GB up the street to see if he wanted to borrow it. He did but I could see him struggling with it so I walked up there with a 24oz whiskey in tow. We got his driveway done and he cracked a beer. His wife then opens the door and says "I bet Bob needs more whiskey" and then filled my cup with nothing but. Twice. Holy Shiva did she get me drunk. I think she may be kind of sweet on me..... :unsure:
:thumbup: Definitely good neighbors to have.
It's cheaper than having a plow guy.What kind of snow blower you packing?I have a snow thrower attachment on a craftsman ( I friggin hate sears) lawn tractor and it is the suck.Now enough power and it often gets stuck at the bottom of my driveway like a piece of craptastic metal cholesterol. Now I have all the manliness of a typical FBG guy that making paintings as a profession, but I am not a happy man when I have to try to push tractor+ attachment up a 125+ foot driveway with a foot of snow on the ground.
I heat my driveway. :shrug:
I think it's been reasonably well established that you are smarter than me.Where do you live?
Southern California. If some frost is forecast I pay a gaggle of Mexicans to sleep on my driveway overnight to keep it frost free.
:lmao: So true.
 
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Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
Can't you put chains on it? Growing up i remember everyone had chains on their craftsman driveway tractor.
Growing up, in 1980, they made a better product.I have chains, the $50.00 wheel weights, and 100 lbs added on the back.

Just can't make it up a small/ moderated incline in any icy conditions or snow more than 10".
It's probably your flashy penis that's slowing it down.
 
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Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
Can't you put chains on it? Growing up i remember everyone had chains on their craftsman driveway tractor.
Growing up, in 1980, they made a better product.I have chains, the $50.00 wheel weights, and 100 lbs added on the back.

Just can't make it up a small/ moderated incline in any icy conditions or snow more than 10".
It's probably your flashy penis that's slowing it down.
draggin
 
]

Mine is a Craftsman as well. I got a good contract signed 4-5 years ago and there was a Sears outlet next door. I bought the snow blower to celebrate. :nerd:
Seems like all the folks I know in the woods in Maine ( redundant, I know) start with a craftsman, pretend it is OK, slowly curse it over time, and never, evr buy another one.
Can't you put chains on it? Growing up i remember everyone had chains on their craftsman driveway tractor.
Growing up, in 1980, they made a better product.I have chains, the $50.00 wheel weights, and 100 lbs added on the back.

Just can't make it up a small/ moderated incline in any icy conditions or snow more than 10".
I've got a 1984 Toro, similar to this, that my FIL took great care of before giving it to us. The thing is a tank
 
'cosjobs said:
'bentley said:
Cosjobs - are you going to tell the group about the situation that led to our phone conversation this afternoon? Seems like a story worth telling.
Who'd of thought there would be excessive drama when you get 15 women together, but you never know.There was lotsa drama after the Austin soccer team (the new pro team, many of whom are staying at AO) lost their first game last weekend vs. Texas A&M.

And evidently some things were said that cannot be unsaid and most of the team were fired.

So the owner has a match Saturday against the Monterrey Mexico team here in Austin and is at least a dozen players shot. The owner is super savvy on the business end of things and has sponsors flying in and it would really suck if she had to ancel.

So I spent all afternoon making alls in search of anyone who knew an in shape ready to play soccer woman who would be willing to suit up and give it ago on Sat at noon.

This may come as a surprise to many of you, but I don't usually hang out much with 20 year old soccer players, so its taken a couple of layers of networking to find the bodies we need.

Bentley's in my rolodex and sure enough he hooked me up with someone who knew someone.

There's a chance we may field a team in time.
This is good stuff. Cos, you should post the stats of each of their games. This business savvy owner must have a team website, right? In fact, the GMTAN should be a sponsor. Who here wouldn't chip in $50 to see a small "GMTAN" patch above these ladies lovely tender yet firm breasts? Better still, let's try to convince Krista to buy the team. :excited:
Breasteseses are not what soccer players are known for...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
:shrug: All of the people can’t be all right all of the time

 

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