Frostillicus
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I bet it'll be something weird, but not too weird. Like Axel or Scout.
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Ignoramus
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Or Judson.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Dude went to Milikan U. Isn't that where GM went?I used to LOVE that guy.
seriously? why?ETA: the mullet?
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MillsapsDude went to Milikan U. Isn't that where GM went?
Good Posting Judge
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I'm not doing this thread today. Catch y'all tomorrow. :doublefinger:
Josie Maran
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He was on some of the worst Bengals teams in history...I had to pick someone to like. Plus, he was sneaky good on Tecmo.seriously? why?ETA: the mullet?
He was on some of the worst Bengals teams in history...I had to pick someone to like. Plus, he was sneaky good on Tecmo.seriously? why?ETA: the mullet?
He told me the whole combine story..he was there with Deion, Barry, Aikman, etc... weighed 155, but ran a sub 4.3 40...drafted on the first day, etc. pretty cool for a D3 guy.
St. Louis Bob
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Thorn
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St. Louis Bob
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Wyatt
Officer Pete Malloy
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St. Louis Bob
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St. Louis Bob
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Another snow day today so I'm home with the boys. Really bored, I should be working but it is terribly slow. I guess because of the weather.
Anyhow I just ordered.....
This as a present for Cal's upcoming birthday.
3 of these because of the comments
and this just because
Anyhow I just ordered.....
This as a present for Cal's upcoming birthday.
3 of these because of the comments
and this just because
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
"Ewoks not included."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah pretty much sealed the deal for me.ETAI plan on hiding an EvilTron in the IT department at work. They're young and can take a joke. "Can you hear me?" lol"Ewoks not included."
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flysack
Footballguy
Congrats on having successful sperm!
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in. After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Not only did I make a good enough impression to make it to the next round, but they are brining me in ASAP!!Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool 
Not only did I make a good enough impression to make it to the next round, but they are brining me in ASAP!!Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool 
Tecumseh
Footballguy
That EvilTron may well lead to my divorce. Ordering today.Yeah pretty much sealed the deal for me.ETAI plan on hiding an EvilTron in the IT department at work. They're young and can take a joke. "Can you hear me?" lol"Ewoks not included."
Tecumseh
Footballguy
That's awesome. GL.Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in. After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Mr.Pack
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flysack
Footballguy
Be sure to tell about that time you golfed with the Dali Lama and were guaranteed total consciousness.Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in.
After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool
-fish-
Footballguy
congratulations on moving up higher within your cult.Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in. After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Ahhhh. Caddyshack. I love that novel.Be sure to tell about that time you golfed with the Dali Lama and were guaranteed total consciousness.Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in.
After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Finger bang?GLGBQuick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in.
After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool
That EvilTron may well lead to my divorce. Ordering today.Yeah pretty much sealed the deal for me.ETA"Ewoks not included."
I plan on hiding an EvilTron in the IT department at work. They're young and can take a joke. "Can you hear me?" lol
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Guster
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Finger bang?GLGBQuick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in.
After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool
so wrong 
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Congrats Guster for something.
-fish-
Footballguy
what is that? Stonehenge made out of pizza boxes and water bottles? You work for druids?
Thorn
Footballguy
Finger bang?Quick update on my day... I had a job interview for a position in my company that is pretty much my dream job... It's a promotion and the work is the stuff I love to do. I passed the first stage and this was the second. As I was leaving after having discussions with the group, the hiring manager said they were busy next week with sessions and would let me know if I made it to the next round the week after. For the next round they are planning on getting the list down to 2 people and inviting them individually to join a staff meeting to see what it's like and get a feel for how that person would fit in.
After I met with the team this morning, I sent them all emails individually thanking them for their time and asking if there were any other questions they had for me. The hiring manager sent me the following reply:
Plus, getting paid to meditate is kinda cool
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This is an obvious lie.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Guster
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In a normal work environment, sure... But this place is much more "creative"I mean, there is a gong on every floor, bean bag chairs and exercise balls all over the place Plus the team is really close. There are 6-8 people total in this group and they are in a renovated old building downtown, separated from the rest of the company. When there are only 7 other people in your office, i imagine you tend to get to know them pretty well and develop a certain level of comfort.
Guster
Footballguy
"Ummm...I didn't realize I was getting promoted to the 1970s."
It's only a half hour, 2 days a week. Sounds a lot better than being stuck in endless meetings
-fish-
Footballguy
tell me they at least wear shoes at work.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Sounds like nap time to me."Why are we only doing this 2 days a week??"
Guster
Footballguy
Yeah, everyone had shoes on. I assume that's standard protocol, but maybe it would be good shtick to be the slipper guy
Guster
Footballguy
Sounds like nap time to me."Why are we only doing this 2 days a week??"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No Mrs. SLB, I'm not going to drink at the bar today. No, really.Maybe it was "masturbate" but it auto corrected.
rabidfireweasel
Footballguy
Normally, when I am trying to impress a bunch of strangers/acquaintances, I wear I lucky sombrero,but in for Tuesday, I suggest you bust out thisheadgear for the meditation party
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"A key party to follow."
Maybe it was "masturbate" but it auto corrected.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
From what I've read here, I would say there is an 82% chance of this."A key party to follow."
Maybe it was "masturbate" but it auto corrected.
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