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You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile. :thumbdown:
How does this happen?
very easy, especially when you are not paying attention :bag:
Thank you, Stoneys. :thumbup:
I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?
To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.
You're weird.
yeah, go brush your teeth with fairy dust and gravel, Moonbeam.
:hot:
 
Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Congrats! I'm hoping this means an increase in your salary which you'll need when you pay for the Little'Zooks/GusterDaughter wedding. I'm assuming you're paying for the open bar and the GMTAN guests will undoubtedly run up a large tab.
Thanks GB! Just got the formal offer, so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!And yeah, I'm not sure if the raise comes right away or starts to kick in the next time my annual raise is due. It also makes me eligible for the manager stock bonus compensation, which can be quite nice.So Little'Zooks/MissMiniGuster's reception will be properly accommodated. :thumbup:
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'General Malaise said:
You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile. :thumbdown:
How does this happen?
You're facing the wrong way.
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
FYI - pushing the elastic band all the way down beneath Jerry and the Boys does not count as a pushup.
 
I am a big fan of kinder gentler less moderated FBG.

Also, since job updates are all the flavor:

while I don't get paid much, and I don't live in California , I also don't litigate or do deposition crap.

Just standing around with paint and markers Doing this qualifies as work in my neck of the woods.

Stupid iPad auto spell

The image caption, once linked, should read

Sadistic mixed up chameleon

 
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Good Trucking Judge:

John Cusack did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today...mainly to pimp the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Here is his opening:

Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)

submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF

Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.

We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.

Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.

So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.

They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org

So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.

Ask me anything though.

You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.
Here is the highest voted question:
[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago

Where's my 2 dollars?
 
'General Malaise said:
'Frostillicus said:
'General Malaise said:
'ScottNorwood said:
'General Malaise said:
'Stoneys said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'General Malaise said:
You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile. :thumbdown:
How does this happen?
very easy, especially when you are not paying attention :bag:
Thank you, Stoneys. :thumbup:
I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?
To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.
You're weird.
yeah, go brush your teeth with fairy dust and gravel, Moonbeam.
:lmao:
 
Good Trucking Judge:

John Cusack did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today...mainly to pimp the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Here is his opening:

Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)

submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF

Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.

We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.

Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.

So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.

They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org

So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.

Ask me anything though.

You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.
Here is the highest voted question:
[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago

Where's my 2 dollars?
I'm sure he didn't answer it, as he's a dink.
 
Good Trucking Judge:

John Cusack did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today...mainly to pimp the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Here is his opening:

Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)

submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF

Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.

We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.

Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.

So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.

They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org

So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.

Ask me anything though.

You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.
Here is the highest voted question:
[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago

Where's my 2 dollars?
I'm sure he didn't answer it, as he's a dink.
[–]johncusackFPF 358 points 1 hour ago*

#### -- out of change...sorry.
 
"That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
torreymoss 113 points 3 hours ago

I've heard that you hated filming "Better Off Dead." Any particular reason why?

[–]johncusackFPF 246 points 3 hours ago

No, I just thought it could have been better but I think that about almost all my films. I have nothing against the film...Glad people love it still.
:lmao: He won't even come out and say what a hunk of crap it is.
 
'General Malaise said:
'ScottNorwood said:
'General Malaise said:
'Stoneys said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'General Malaise said:
You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile. :thumbdown:
How does this happen?
very easy, especially when you are not paying attention :bag:
Thank you, Stoneys. :thumbup:
I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?
To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.
"fish out your minuscule penis" :lmao: Not to worry, as I'm sure Nike is hard at work on a pair of Oregon Duck dual-discharge boxers. Green side for the wang today? Or are you feeling gold? It's up to you.

 
'Guster said:
'Gadzooks said:
Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Congrats! I'm hoping this means an increase in your salary which you'll need when you pay for the Little'Zooks/GusterDaughter wedding. I'm assuming you're paying for the open bar and the GMTAN guests will undoubtedly run up a large tab.
Thanks GB! Just got the formal offer, so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!And yeah, I'm not sure if the raise comes right away or starts to kick in the next time my annual raise is due. It also makes me eligible for the manager stock bonus compensation, which can be quite nice.So Little'Zooks/MissMiniGuster's reception will be properly accommodated. :thumbup:
Congrats GB, that's awesome. :thumbup:
 
4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

 
'Idiot Boxer said:
I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.
Are you on tape delay? Yesterday was ###### joke day.
My agenda says that these are allowed every day. Printing error?
 
My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

 
Adventures in autocorrect:Wife had a class earlier tonight, so I made tacos for myself and the kids, with leftovers for her later. Used the iPhone "microphone" to text

Taco fixings are in the fridge.
Interpreted as
Contrabassoons on the bridge.
I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.
 

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