I get a chub rubbing up against your leg as welleven at 40 I can't wear boxers because my donger rubbing up against my leg chubs it up![]()
I'm all chubbed up just reading thatI get a chub rubbing up against your leg as welleven at 40 I can't wear boxers because my donger rubbing up against my leg chubs it up![]()
yeah, go brush your teeth with fairy dust and gravel, Moonbeam.You're weird.To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?Thank you, Stoneys.very easy, especially when you are not paying attentionHow does this happen?You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.![]()
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FypI don't wear boxers because I don't like my balzac sticking to my thighs calf like a wacky wall walker.
Thanks GB! Just got the formal offer, so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!And yeah, I'm not sure if the raise comes right away or starts to kick in the next time my annual raise is due. It also makes me eligible for the manager stock bonus compensation, which can be quite nice.So Little'Zooks/MissMiniGuster's reception will be properly accommodated.Congrats! I'm hoping this means an increase in your salary which you'll need when you pay for the Little'Zooks/GusterDaughter wedding. I'm assuming you're paying for the open bar and the GMTAN guests will undoubtedly run up a large tab.Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week![]()
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This post is Dr. Fad approved.I don't wear boxers because I don't like my balzac sticking to my thighs like a wacky wall walker.
and Dr Fap!'Mr. Pickles said:This post is Dr. Fad approved.'Officer Pete Malloy said:I don't wear boxers because I don't like my balzac sticking to my thighs like a wacky wall walker.
I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.'Idiot Boxer said:I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
You're facing the wrong way.'Officer Pete Malloy said:How does this happen?'General Malaise said:You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.![]()
FYI - pushing the elastic band all the way down beneath Jerry and the Boys does not count as a pushup.'Idiot Boxer said:I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
Racist.I have to admit to enjoying the genitalia talk much more yesterday
Anti-Penite!Racist.I have to admit to enjoying the genitalia talk much more yesterday
Here is the highest voted question:Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)
submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF
Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.
We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.
Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.
So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.
They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org
So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.
Ask me anything though.
You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.
[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago
Where's my 2 dollars?
Say what, now? (eh)I am a big fan of kinder gentler less moderated FBG.
'General Malaise said:yeah, go brush your teeth with fairy dust and gravel, Moonbeam.'Frostillicus said:You're weird.'General Malaise said:To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.'ScottNorwood said:I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?'General Malaise said:Thank you, Stoneys.'Stoneys said:very easy, especially when you are not paying attention'Officer Pete Malloy said:How does this happen?'General Malaise said:You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.![]()
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That's not going to fly here palJBSay what, now? (eh)I am a big fan of kinder gentler less moderated FBG.
It's a femur, Ray!Say what, now? (eh)I am a big fan of kinder gentler less moderated FBG.
'phishphan said:I'm all chubbed up just reading that'ScottNorwood said:I get a chub rubbing up against your leg as well'phishphan said:even at 40 I can't wear boxers because my donger rubbing up against my leg chubs it up![]()
I'm sure he didn't answer it, as he's a dink.Good Trucking Judge:
John Cusack did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today...mainly to pimp the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Here is his opening:
Here is the highest voted question:Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)
submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF
Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.
We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.
Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.
So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.
They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org
So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.
Ask me anything though.
You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago
Where's my 2 dollars?
Have you guys ever considered insurance?'phishphan said:I'm all chubbed up just reading that'ScottNorwood said:I get a chub rubbing up against your leg as well'phishphan said:even at 40 I can't wear boxers because my donger rubbing up against my leg chubs it up![]()
I'm sure he didn't answer it, as he's a dink.Good Trucking Judge:
John Cusack did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today...mainly to pimp the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Here is his opening:
Here is the highest voted question:Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. (self.IAmA)
submitted 2 hours ago* by johncusackFPF
Hey Reddit, I’m John Cusack. I make films and we can talk about that if you like, but I’m also on the board of directors of a new organization called Freedom of the Press Foundation. My fellow board members include legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg, writers Glenn Greenwald and Xeni Jardin, award-winning documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras, and EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow.
We all came together in December to try to start a broad movement to help protect and defend the First Amendment, given secrecy is at an all time high and whistleblowers have never been under greater attack. I wrote about it for Huffington Post here. You can also read the two talks I did with leading free speech law professor Jonathan Turley and Kevin McCabe here and here.
Back in 2010, WikiLeaks was cut-off from payment processors despite committing no crime, after unofficial pressure from a couple Congressman. We wanted to make sure that doesn’t happen to another journalism organization again, but we also wanted to help other organizations bring transparency to government.
So, we’re taking donations to WikiLeaks, but also supporting three other innovative organizations, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, Truthout, and Public Integrity.
They each have a specific secrecy-busting projects on US drone strikes, the Guantanamo trials, and US defense spending your money will fund. And every two months, we're going to support a new bundle of organizations similar to these. You can go to our website and donate to any or all of these organizations here: https://pressfreedomfoundation.org
So hopefully you donate. But whether or not you do, spread the word around and read and support these organizations that are doing such important work. Obviously everyone can't afford to donate, but awareness and knowledge is just as important.
Ask me anything though.
You can follow me on Twitter here and Freedom of the Press Foundation's Twitter account is here.[–]Donger69 470 points 2 hours ago
Where's my 2 dollars?
[–]johncusackFPF 358 points 1 hour ago*
#### -- out of change...sorry.
"That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
torreymoss 113 points 3 hours ago
I've heard that you hated filming "Better Off Dead." Any particular reason why?
[–]johncusackFPF 246 points 3 hours ago
No, I just thought it could have been better but I think that about almost all my films. I have nothing against the film...Glad people love it still.
i was on the treadmill last week and my ding dong fell out of the hole of my boxers'phishphan said:I'm all chubbed up just reading that'ScottNorwood said:I get a chub rubbing up against your leg as well'phishphan said:even at 40 I can't wear boxers because my donger rubbing up against my leg chubs it up![]()
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'bostonfred said:The farthole is great for exhaust when youre wearing shorts, but itll make your jeans puff up like the blueberry girl on willy wonka. And you'd better be 100% sure they're coming out clean.
"fish out your minuscule penis"'General Malaise said:To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.'ScottNorwood said:I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?'General Malaise said:Thank you, Stoneys.'Stoneys said:very easy, especially when you are not paying attention'Officer Pete Malloy said:How does this happen?'General Malaise said:You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.![]()
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It occurs to me that laser pointers with store cats would be outstanding shtick. Even if they kick you out you could do it through the window.
Congrats GB, that's awesome.'Guster said:Thanks GB! Just got the formal offer, so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!And yeah, I'm not sure if the raise comes right away or starts to kick in the next time my annual raise is due. It also makes me eligible for the manager stock bonus compensation, which can be quite nice.So Little'Zooks/MissMiniGuster's reception will be properly accommodated.'Gadzooks said:Congrats! I'm hoping this means an increase in your salary which you'll need when you pay for the Little'Zooks/GusterDaughter wedding. I'm assuming you're paying for the open bar and the GMTAN guests will undoubtedly run up a large tab.Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week![]()
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All of them.4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?
GM>drinks on meAll of them.4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?
Are you on tape delay? Yesterday was ###### joke day.I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.'Idiot Boxer said:I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
My agenda says that these are allowed every day. Printing error?Are you on tape delay? Yesterday was ###### joke day.I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.'Idiot Boxer said:I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.
Interpreted asTaco fixings are in the fridge.
I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.Contrabassoons on the bridge.