GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[FDAS]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

All of this, thanks to your wife's homemade toilet paper.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Adventures in autocorrect:Wife had a class earlier tonight, so I made tacos for myself and the kids, with leftovers for her later. Used the iPhone "microphone" to text

Taco fixings are in the fridge.

Interpreted as

Contrabassoons on the bridge.

I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.

I'm visualizing Spock and Lt. Uhura jamming at their stations as part of a reed ensemble.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

All of this, thanks to your wife's homemade toilet paper.

 

[Abraham]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

How much more a month does this cost?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

Think of it this way: you get into football (seriously) at 14 or 15 and you're done at 35. Girls get into gymnastics at 4, sure, but they're done at 18.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lots of good stuff here today. ETACongrats to everybody with new jobs that will be "lending" me money soon.

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

All of them.

As much as I would like to agree with this, one of them.

 

[mr. furley]

Tipton County.

my buddy is a direct descendant of Cam Tipton eta:

 

[Britney Spears]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

 

[krista4]

Adventures in autocorrect:Wife had a class earlier tonight, so I made tacos for myself and the kids, with leftovers for her later. Used the iPhone "microphone" to text

Taco fixings are in the fridge.

Interpreted as

Contrabassoons on the bridge.

I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.

I don't know why, but

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

How much more a month does this cost?

This is kind of like having Ndudi Ebi on the bench instead of in the D-league, no?

 

[Aerial Assault]

I don't know why, but

You're up in timdraft.

 

[Frostillicus]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

How much more a month does this cost?

$120

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Adventures in autocorrect:Wife had a class earlier tonight, so I made tacos for myself and the kids, with leftovers for her later. Used the iPhone "microphone" to text

Taco fixings are in the fridge.

Interpreted as

Contrabassoons on the bridge.

I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.

I don't know why, but

Because it's funny.

 

[Rustoleum]

I can honestly say I've used the pee-hole in whatever undergarment I happen to favor at the time maybe twice in my life.

I can honestly say that I have never discovered that the slit where the wang goes is on the other side.

Are you on tape delay? Yesterday was ###### joke day.

My agenda says that these are allowed every day. Printing error?

Now I get it. GMTAN is doing one of those Dr. Seuss theme weeks like my daughter's school.She's had Crazy Sock Day, Pajama Day, and Wacky Hat Day. GMTAN has had FunnyHooHa Day and Backwards Boxer Day. I better get these calendars straight or else I might put the bourbon in the wrong lunchbox tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, I haven't forgotten about the payment for the YSR baby bet and your secret prize.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

 

[T Bell]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

This, only my photo is much blacker.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

Yep, that's what I wear. I need a little support.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Boxer briefs is where it's at.

 

[heckmanm]

Adventures in autocorrect:Wife had a class earlier tonight, so I made tacos for myself and the kids, with leftovers for her later. Used the iPhone "microphone" to text

Taco fixings are in the fridge.

Interpreted as

Contrabassoons on the bridge.

I sent it that way. It was too good to fix.

I don't know why, but

Kind of reads like a coded message in a cold war spy novel.

 

[T Bell]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

Yep, that's what I wear. I need a little support.

 

[T Bell]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

This, only my photo is much blacker.

That's cool. Taxis actually stop for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Seriously. Supposedly people wear those so they don't pinch, but mine always would get bunched and pinch worse than TW's ever did. I now am happy with the perfect compromise (actual photo).

Yep, that's what I wear. I need a little support.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top.

unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Boxer briefs is where it's at.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It seems like everybody in here is a lawyer. Any sales people at all? I know y'all sell in one way or another but actually going out and drumming up new business?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Boxer briefs is where it's at.

I wore boxers in my teens and early twenties because it gave easy access to the fairer sex, and at seventeen I was ecstatic if I could get some handy action. It was one of those pieces of locker room wisdom the seniors passed on to us. "switch to boxers. Trust us." Yep.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Boxer briefs is where it's at.

I wore boxers in my teens and early twenties because it gave easy access to the fairer sex, and at seventeen I was ecstatic if I could get some handy action. It was one of those pieces of locker room wisdom the seniors passed on to us. "switch to boxers. Trust us." Yep.

Meh, I always made them work a little. You have to set precedent early.

 

[ScottNorwood]

My lady prefers me in boxer briefs

 

[Crazy Canuck]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

You go through the hole? I've always gone over the top. unsure

I don't know any of y'all wear those things. I tried them for a couple of weeks in my 20's and I was all over the place. Really uncomfortable.

Boxer briefs is where it's at.

I wore boxers in my teens and early twenties because it gave easy access to the fairer sex, and at seventeen I was ecstatic if I could get some handy action. It was one of those pieces of locker room wisdom the seniors passed on to us. "switch to boxers. Trust us." Yep.

Meh, I always made them work a little. You have to set precedent early.

Bob, at 16 you had hot cops pulling you over to flirt with you. When I was 16 I would have crawled across a glacier on bloody stumps to get fondled by my best friends fat mother. If someone told me deer marrow would attract girls, I would have become the John Rambo of deer season. Wearing boxers was an afterthought.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, at 16 you had hot cops pulling you over to flirt with you. When I was 16 I would have crawled across a glacier on bloody stumps to get fondled by my best friends fat mother. If someone told me deer marrow would attract girls, I would have become the John Rambo of deer season. Wearing boxers was an afterthought.

I was 20 when the driving incident happened.ETAI'll just shut up now.

 

[-fish-]

Is there anything to do in the business district of Portland? How far to the closest gentlemen's club? I'm bored and just slightly buzzed.

 

[proninja]

Holy ####. I just learned that Texas A&M and Texas are currently the #1 and #3 ranked teams in the nation in college Quiddich. And then someone sent me a link to

Pretty proud to say I had no idea what Quidditch was until I googled it

 

[Josie Maran]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

Think of it this way: you get into football (seriously) at 14 or 15 and you're done at 35. Girls get into gymnastics at 4, sure, but they're done at 18.

Yes. Like sex.

 

[proninja]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

 

[UniAlias]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

Think of it this way: you get into football (seriously) at 14 or 15 and you're done at 35. Girls get into gymnastics at 4, sure, but they're done at 18.

Yes. Like sex.

 

[-fish-]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

 

[proninja]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

 

[-fish-]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

I would need more people. The hotel bar is empty. I suppose I could cab it and bring some strippers back.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Bob, at 16 you had hot cops pulling you over to flirt with you. When I was 16 I would have crawled across a glacier on bloody stumps to get fondled by my best friends fat mother. If someone told me deer marrow would attract girls, I would have become the John Rambo of deer season. Wearing boxers was an afterthought.

I was 20 when the driving incident happened.ETAI'll just shut up now.

Wat?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

Think of it this way: you get into football (seriously) at 14 or 15 and you're done at 35. Girls get into gymnastics at 4, sure, but they're done at 18.

Yes. Like sex.

 

[proninja]

I'm a little embarrassed at how much I'm enjoying these stupid goat videos

 

[Frostillicus]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

I would need more people. The hotel bar is empty. I suppose I could cab it and bring some strippers back.

You could stick your #### in the mashed potatoes.

 

[shuke]

My daughter just made the cut to move up to her gymnastic schools competitive team. She won't be competing yet, but she'll be going to events with the girls who compete. She'll now be taking classes two nights a week instead of one. She's not even five yet. I'm very proud, but everything is happening so fast.

Congrats? This is one of those intense sports where girls practice like 4 hours a day every day at a young age.

 

[-fish-]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

I would need more people. The hotel bar is empty. I suppose I could cab it and bring some strippers back.

You could stick your #### in the mashed potatoes.

They charge that to your room? ####.

 

[bentley]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

I would need more people. The hotel bar is empty. I suppose I could cab it and bring some strippers back.

You could stick your #### in the mashed potatoes.

I use that line a lot. And one of these days I'm going to stick my #### in the mashed potatoes right from the start instead of waiting to find out what kind of party it's going to be.

 

[shuke]

LMAO at 0:47 - 0:51

 

[Limp Ditka]

4 hours of interviews over 5 sessions with ten people. They put me up in a Portland hotel with all charges paid. How many drinks should I charge to the room?

Do you want the job?

Probably not, but not positive. Need to hear the offer.

I suppose it goes without saying that if you know you don't want the job, to just do something legendary

I would need more people. The hotel bar is empty. I suppose I could cab it and bring some strippers back.

You could stick your #### in the mashed potatoes.

I use that line a lot. And one of these days I'm going to stick my #### in the mashed potatoes right from the start instead of waiting to find out what kind of party it's going to be.

See profile

 

[shuke]

I don't know why, but

You're up in timdraft.

Keep that #### out of here.