GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

developing

$650 in lap dance coupons?

 

[General Malaise]

It was 10:30 now and I was dying for some food, but I had no idea where I was. If you've ever driven south from Seattle, you'll note that its exits are virtual mazes that make no sense and confuse the ever living hell out of everybody who dares exit. I tried to find a breakfast spot, but kept getting spun around, gave up and limped into a McDonald's Drive Thru.

You know... modern cell phones has GPS now. HTH

I actually used the one on my blackberry, but seriously, the restaurant could have been across the street in this area of town and it would have taken an hour to get there. Seattle's surrounding area of exit towns can blow me to death.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

 

[General Malaise]

developing

$650 in lap dance coupons?

My buddy Fred (fraternity brother, lives in town, hot wife) thinks I should, uh....I'm just going to take the money, leave a nice tip and run.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

My job has been awesome lately.

 

[General Malaise]

Can't a plate be made out from that pic and, y'know, forwarded to the police? Instead of the Batman business?

Yeah there's another shot of the plate itself. The head of the neighborhood association (a lawyer whose husband is - no kidding - an FBI agent) sent them to the investigating officer this morning. She had been waiting for a couple of days at the request of other neighbors who wanted to catch him in the act. Now that the cops have this info, I'm sure they'll go throw a scare into him and stop him from doing it anymore, but I don't see anyway they can prove it was him and get him to pay restitution (not so much to our neighborhood, as to the Rec Council, whose baseball diamond he shredded).

There is probably a VERY good chance that he's doing this drunk. And that could really mess up his life. Underage DUIs are a bad bad bad bad bad thing. As much as I want to see this little ##### go down, maybe somebody could scare the hell out of him before he gets in real trouble. And yeah, he should pay for the damages for sure.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

My job has been awesome lately.

Sales is different, trust me. Even if you hate your job like K4, you can at least mail it in and still get paid.Well, I'm off to my massage!

 

[FDAS]

I work from the couch every day. It's a good gig.

 

[Josie Maran]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I know we're not supposed to talk politics here but I love these things My link

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I work from couch every day. It's a good gig.

I wish this was posted on :e:

 

[charvik]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

 

[Josie Maran]

I work from couch every day. It's a good gig.

Casting director for Vivid?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I work from couch every day. It's a good gig.

Casting director for Vivid?

I'm sure he works hard.

 

[Josie Maran]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I work from couch every day. It's a good gig.

Do most dudes hand you the $10 directly or leave on the coffee table?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Been in sales for about 16 years total, with a break of about 2 years in the middle. The last 10 in construction materials.

A two year break, nice. I was telling Mrs. SLB last night how when I was a younger man I used to laugh at the older guys being like Gil. Now I feel like I'm slowly but surely turning into him.

Not sure if you guys get Bob and Tom (fairly cheesy morning zoo radio guys) in your area but they have this recurring character that calls in to the show named Kenny Tarmac.Kenny is a sales-guy that is always calling from an airport on his way to a connecting flight. He calls everyone "shooter" and insists on giving you his itinerary "Hey, Shooter...we just landed! I'm at ORD out of ATL on the way to DFW!" He also uses all of the crappy industry jargon and catch phrases like "low hanging fruit" etcI think if you search "kenny tarmac" on youtube there's a few clips.

 

[General Malaise]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

 

[T Bell]

Photo my neighbor took of the alleged perp's vehicle. Sleuth Neighbor wanted to place a GPS tracking device on the car so we would know when he's approaching, but neighborhood association president talked him out of it. Surprised he didn't make molds of the tire tracks and match them to the vehicle.I declined to participate in last night's stakeout, wanted to watch TV. Perp didn't show. Reign of terror continues.

Killer flags.

You can see how this fiendish criminal mastermind has eluded capture through his efforts to remain inconspicuous.

At least put a gay pride bumpersticker on his car.

 

[YSR]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

 

[T Bell]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

So hot.

 

[WetDream]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

So hot.

you're telling me

 

[Aerial Assault]

Can't a plate be made out from that pic and, y'know, forwarded to the police? Instead of the Batman business?

Yeah there's another shot of the plate itself. The head of the neighborhood association (a lawyer whose husband is - no kidding - an FBI agent) sent them to the investigating officer this morning. She had been waiting for a couple of days at the request of other neighbors who wanted to catch him in the act. Now that the cops have this info, I'm sure they'll go throw a scare into him and stop him from doing it anymore, but I don't see anyway they can prove it was him and get him to pay restitution (not so much to our neighborhood, as to the Rec Council, whose baseball diamond he shredded).

Ah! Good. I was actually worried that you or another of the posse tracking this clown was going to get shot. I would strongly suggest that the HOA/Rec Council follow up with the police to make sure that the #### was contacted. Then I would ask the police for his name and address, and send him a letter from the HOA/Rec Council demanding the cost of the fixes to the facilities. If the police won't give out his name and addy, someone should hire a PI to get it from the local DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry). if he doesn't respond to the letter, the Rec Council (assuming it is properly constituted as an association or whatever confers standing upon it) should file a small claims suit. Just my $0.02

 

[General Malaise]

was said? Now, I spent a long time in the deep south, but I'm having a hard time translating that one. "Used to could" I get. "Fixin to" I know. But "was said"?

 

[General Malaise]

Can't a plate be made out from that pic and, y'know, forwarded to the police? Instead of the Batman business?

Yeah there's another shot of the plate itself. The head of the neighborhood association (a lawyer whose husband is - no kidding - an FBI agent) sent them to the investigating officer this morning. She had been waiting for a couple of days at the request of other neighbors who wanted to catch him in the act. Now that the cops have this info, I'm sure they'll go throw a scare into him and stop him from doing it anymore, but I don't see anyway they can prove it was him and get him to pay restitution (not so much to our neighborhood, as to the Rec Council, whose baseball diamond he shredded).

Ah! Good. I was actually worried that you or another of the posse tracking this clown was going to get shot. I would strongly suggest that the HOA/Rec Council follow up with the police to make sure that the #### was contacted. Then I would ask the police for his name and address, and send him a letter from the HOA/Rec Council demanding the cost of the fixes to the facilities. If the police won't give out his name and addy, someone should hire a PI to get it from the local DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry). if he doesn't respond to the letter, the Rec Council (assuming it is properly constituted as an association or whatever confers standing upon it) should file a small claims suit. Just my $0.02

Why not just cover the playground and ball park with nails and rusty screws?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

So hot.

you're telling me

jesus

 

[bostonfred]

was said? Now, I spent a long time in the deep south, but I'm having a hard time translating that one. "Used to could" I get. "Fixin to" I know. But "was said"?

Keystone grammar cop

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

was said? Now, I spent a long time in the deep south, but I'm having a hard time translating that one. "Used to could" I get. "Fixin to" I know. But "was said"?

What in the dadgum tarnation are you talking about?

 

[General Malaise]

was said? Now, I spent a long time in the deep south, but I'm having a hard time translating that one. "Used to could" I get. "Fixin to" I know. But "was said"?

Keystone grammar cop

I like to show off my range now and again.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

 

[T Bell]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

Easy, booby, we let other states use it too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

Don't some states have MVB's or BMV's or whatever?I think Mississippi still has a SNRB (Surrey and Negro Registration Bureau).

 

[Leroy Hoard]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

Don't some states have MVB's or BMV's or whatever?I think Mississippi still has a SNRB (Surrey and Negro Registration Bureau).

"No no, I said I want to register my Mercury Montego"

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

 

[Aerial Assault]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

Yeah, I didn't mean to imply CA's ownership of the term. I can think of four or five variations that other states use off the top of my head.

 

[Aerial Assault]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

Suck it, was just trying to be clear and nice.

 

[T Bell]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

Suck it, was just trying to be clear and nice.

Get a grip, man! You're a lawyer for #### sake!

 

[Aerial Assault]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

Suck it, was just trying to be clear and nice.

Get a grip, man! You're a lawyer for #### sake!

Good call

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

Do they have CPS in Illinois or is it CFS?

 

[Josie Maran]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

So hot.

you're telling me

jesus

Srsly, that's just gross.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

you guys ever have a hamburger (IL term, not sure where you're from)?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my favorite student workers brought in a whoopie cushion today. She walked into my office and was said, "my stomach really hu- fffffffptptppbpt" and I have been shaking with laughter since. I'm apparently an 8-year-old boy. So stupid.

So hot.

you're telling me

jesus

Srsly, that's just gross.

:spittake:

 

[Josie Maran]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

I didn't really have a choice in where I was born, nimrod.And FYI, I'm living the high life in the Hamptons these days...Youngstown is far behind.

 

[phishphan]

It seems like everybody in here is a lawyer. Any sales people at all? I know y'all sell in one way or another but actually going out and drumming up new business?

Oh yeah GB? What do you sell and how long have you been selling?

How do you like your scallops?

Yes.

They were also served to me at about 900 degrees farenhiet (I'm not even gonna try), The End,Guster

Been in sales for about 16 years total, with a break of about 2 years in the middle. The last 10 in construction materials.

what kind of construction materials?

 

[General Malaise]

DMV (CA term, I'm not sure where you are, sorry).

CA term? really?

Don't some states have MVB's or BMV's or whatever?I think Mississippi still has a SNRB (Surrey and Negro Registration Bureau).

 

[General Malaise]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

I didn't really have a choice in where I was born, nimrod.And FYI, I'm living the high life in the Hamptons these days...Youngstown is far behind.

You know, I think maybe I should just give up this job and my family, move out to where you are and tend bar with you. We could make Tom Cruise and that other guy look like amateurs. Dude, I bet we'd RAKE!

 

[General Malaise]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

I didn't really have a choice in where I was born, nimrod.And FYI, I'm living the high life in the Hamptons these days...Youngstown is far behind.

You know, I think maybe I should just give up this job and my family, move out to where you are and tend bar with you. We could make Tom Cruise and that other guy look like amateurs. Dude, I bet we'd RAKE!

I also expect the bar to go under in 4 weeks.

 

[phishphan]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

I didn't really have a choice in where I was born, nimrod.And FYI, I'm living the high life in the Hamptons these days...Youngstown is far behind.

You know, I think maybe I should just give up this job and my family, move out to where you are and tend bar with you. We could make Tom Cruise and that other guy look like amateurs. Dude, I bet we'd RAPE!

 

[General Malaise]

Is this where we report on how much we hate our jobs?

I work 3 days a week, am drunk much of that time, and even in the dregs of January and February it's the equivalent of a $50k desk job. When summer rolls around, I'll be bringing home a couple grand per week cash.I love my job.

You've never considered following the money in the "off-season"? I have friends rolling between Ibiza (and similar) in the summer, and the alps in the winter... they don't have months that are slow.

Almost did Hawaii this year, but started my current job in September and the money was good enough to make me want to stay year-round. Will definitely be looking at traveling next winter. F### this cold weather bull####.

Because Youngstown is tropical?

I didn't really have a choice in where I was born, nimrod.And FYI, I'm living the high life in the Hamptons these days...Youngstown is far behind.

You know, I think maybe I should just give up this job and my family, move out to where you are and tend bar with you. We could make Tom Cruise and that other guy look like amateurs. Dude, I bet we'd RAPE!

 

[Aerial Assault]

Nasty in here today.