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[Gadzooks]

Is "Memoirs of a Geisha " masturbateable?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Is "Memoirs of a Geisha " masturbateable?

Doubtful. Geisha girls are what guys like me go to instead of prostitutes, if my book nerdism wasn't part shtick. Seriously. They play chess together and discuss literature and stuff. For three racks, minimum. AZ frowns upon the whole establishment.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Flaming Bird serves up the perfect softball

I'm in the shower this morning. The family barges in because Flaming Bird needs to pee.

"Daddy, don't come out of the shower because I don't want you to get me wet."

"Ok."

"Flaming Bird!" I hear a stressed out Mrs. CC say. "Just pee. You're going to miss the bus!"

"Daddy, you should get Mommy wet though. Ok?"

"No problem," I say, peaking out the shower. "I'm real good at getting Mommy wet."

Flaming Bird giggles.

I

Mrs. CC <_<

 

[kevzilla]

Will be in Vegas tonight...and five nights thereafter. Expect an occasional drunken posting. Try to not break the GMTAN while I'm gone.

 

[Josie Maran]

Will be in Vegas tonight...and five nights thereafter. Expect an occasional drunken posting. Try to not break the GMTAN while I'm gone.

:jealous:

 

[Guster]

Will be in Vegas tonight...and five nights thereafter. Expect an occasional drunken posting. Try to not break the GMTAN while I'm gone.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Will be in Vegas tonight...and five nights thereafter. Expect an occasional drunken posting. Try to not break the GMTAN while I'm gone.

We'll be expecting your terrible grammar.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Will be in Vegas tonight...and five nights thereafter. Expect an occasional drunken posting. Try to not break the GMTAN while I'm gone.

We'll be expecting your terrible grammar.

That's how you know he's inebriated.

 

[krista4]

SimBaseballChat is infinitely worse than regular BaseballChat. Please deactivate at your earliest opportunity.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

This one goes to 11.

 

[krista4]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

 

[Disco Stu]

Sim leagues seem like fantasy baseball for people that don't think fantasy baseball is quite nerdy enough

Sounds like it. Are there robes and wizard hats involved?

 

[Disco Stu]

This one goes to 11.

"Tran" is just a last name right? It's not short for anything? Important pre-masturbatory question.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

This one goes to 11.

Hot, but not super-hot. Plus, I cannot express in words how much I despise the breastplate tattoo.

 

[T Bell]

SimBaseballChat is infinitely worse than regular BaseballChat. Please deactivate at your earliest opportunity.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

This one goes to 11.

Hot, but not super-hot. Plus, I cannot express in words how much I despise the breastplate tattoo.

I'm not a fan of it, but it doesn't bother me either.

 

[Bogart]

This one goes to 11.

at all the creepy old white guys leaving her messages. "Only girl in the world, as far as I'm concerned." "Indescribable beauty" Yes, Earl Stump, that will get her to fall in love with you.Umm, unless that is someone here, than

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Horrific tattoos on that one.

 

[T Bell]

Flaming Bird serves up the perfect softball

I'm in the shower this morning. The family barges in because Flaming Bird needs to pee.

"Daddy, don't come out of the shower because I don't want you to get me wet."

"Ok."

"Flaming Bird!" I hear a stressed out Mrs. CC say. "Just pee. You're going to miss the bus!"

"Daddy, you should get Mommy wet though. Ok?"

"No problem," I say, peaking out the shower. "I'm real good at getting Mommy wet."

Flaming Bird giggles.

I

Mrs. CC <_<

Sexual double entendre with kids that goes right over their heads is very fun.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

This one goes to 11.

at all the creepy old white guys leaving her messages. "Only girl in the world, as far as I'm concerned." "Indescribable beauty" Yes, Earl Stump, that will get her to fall in love with you.Umm, unless that is someone here, than

My favorite is "...thats one of the tiniest and tightest asses ive seen in my life on a grown woman..."It's like Homer stumbled onto her page, realized he was in the wrong place, but then shrugged and thought, "at least her back side looks right."

 

[T Bell]

This one goes to 11.

Hot, but not super-hot. Plus, I cannot express in words how much I despise the breastplate tattoo.

 

[T Bell]

This one goes to 11.

at all the creepy old white guys leaving her messages. "Only girl in the world, as far as I'm concerned." "Indescribable beauty" Yes, Earl Stump, that will get her to fall in love with you.Umm, unless that is someone here, than

My favorite is "...thats one of the tiniest and tightest asses ive seen in my life on a grown woman..."It's like Homer stumbled onto her page, realized he was in the wrong place, but then shrugged and thought, "at least her back side looks right."

Maybe he was just relieved not to be seeing a Vietnamese Jewish guy.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

 

[T Bell]

Wow, what a great post-coffee morning crap. Easily top 5 ever.

 

[The_Man]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

 

[Frostillicus]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

It's awesome.

 

[T Bell]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

I just recently rented a Muppet Show DVD with him as a guest and was Googling him for more info.

 

[Frostillicus]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

Hopefully she'll never need glasses.

 

[krista4]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

where?

 

[Limp Ditka]

This one goes to 11.

at all the creepy old white guys leaving her messages. "Only girl in the world, as far as I'm concerned." "Indescribable beauty" Yes, Earl Stump, that will get her to fall in love with you.Umm, unless that is someone here, than

My favorite is "...thats one of the tiniest and tightest asses ive seen in my life on a grown woman..."It's like Homer stumbled onto her page, realized he was in the wrong place, but then shrugged and thought, "at least her back side looks right."

Levy Tran? Sounds like a Jewsvestite

 

[krista4]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

where?

I hope the implication is not that anyone calls it the Willis Tower.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

where?

I hope the implication is not that anyone calls it the Willis Tower.

Newspapers / local news does. That's about it.

 

[Drifter]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

is this SHLD?If so - fair warning. I've heard many a not good thing from SHLD refugees.

 

[krista4]

Sitting on a plane to Chicago for last round of interviews at Chicago job #2. Wish me luck.

Lots of luck to you, K. You seemed happy back when you were in C-town. Or happier than your current state of crapolaville.

Thanks! Of course I landed to strong winds and temps 30 degrees colder than what I left, but still I feel better here. Just fits. Plus with this job I'd get to work in the Sears Tower instead of suburbia where Kraft was.

is this SHLD?If so - fair warning. I've heard many a not good thing from SHLD refugees.

Oh no, no, no. Their offices are actually out in the 'burbs. I know lots of people who are or have been there. They've lost almost 30 lawyers in a couple of years. No way would I go there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hi, I'm here for the baseball nerd chat.

 

[BigJohn]

Hi, I'm here for the baseball nerd chat.

Sounds fun. I'm just waiting on my heart attack.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

JFC. Last night I had a song stuck in my head. Took me a minute to realize it was
by Paul Williams.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hi, I'm here for the baseball nerd chat.

Sounds fun. I'm just waiting on my heart attack.

I'm here for the gangbang.

 

[The_Man]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

JFC. Last night I had a song stuck in my head. Took me a minute to realize it was

AKA - theme from "Boy in the Plastic Bubble"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Used Tanner shtick when someone mentioned in a meeting that we're working for the weekend. "Oh yeah, Huey Lewis!"

 

[phishphan]

Hi, I'm here for the baseball nerd chat.

Sounds fun. I'm just waiting on my heart attack.

I'm here for the gangbang.

well, bend over....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good luck k4.

Happy 40th Birthday, Canuck.

Happy simming, nerds.

Homer, at 4am, nothing is weird.

 

[Josie Maran]

Good luck, Krista.

 

[Josie Maran]

Don't #### it up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Used Tanner shtick when someone mentioned in a meeting that we're working for the weekend. "Oh yeah, Huey Lewis!"

Of course nobody gets it when it is pulled in real life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti

I really, really like this project.That being said, Abby bears a striking resemblance to diminutive 70s singer/songwriter and frequent Muppet Show guest host Paul Williams.

JFC. Last night I had a song stuck in my head. Took me a minute to realize it was

Yes

 

[Stoneys]

Good luck k4.Happy 40th Birthday, Canuck. Happy simming, nerds.Homer, at 4am, nothing is weird.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Happy 40th Birthday, Canuck.

Not so fast, my friend. I still have 11 hours before I go into full-on midlife crisis mode.