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"Yammer" and "Chatter", huh? Never heard of them until now, but aside from being generic knock-offs of the "Twitter" label, those name choices also pretty accurately convey how companies view social media during work hours.
Yammer was purchased a year or so ago by Microsoft for 9 figures. Chatter is the new "major" product at sales force, a multi billion dollar company. The products suck, but neither was made by college kids in their parents basement.
 
JR just came running through the kitchen naked and he told me that he wanted to go play outside. I told him that he had to put underwear on. The next thing I know he's running out the door with nothing on other than a pair of underwear on his head.
This is so awesome.
 
Job

sent a proposal. $7900 a month, no benefits for ~30 hours a week. In six months it drops to 4k plus 20% of gross on new business for the first year. After that, I get 5% in legacy accounts and continue getting 20% on new. With conservative estimates I would earn 200k for me and they would get about 300k net off their investment in me in a 2 year period. I actually think the upside for both of us is considerably higher.

We shall see what they say
 
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Well Guster stood me up, so I'm back at the office.
What do you design GB?
Odd. Hope he is okay. Gusher seems like the type to take his friendships seriously.
Who are you talking to here :confused:ETA - we didn't have plans... Shuke texted me from the bar, but I was on the other side of town. He was supposed to text me at 3am, but I never heard back :shrug:
Didn't think you were serious. I didn't get out of there until about 4:00 and felt like #### and had a 30 mile drive.
 
Guy on one of my flights today gave me his USA Today when my computer died. Front-page article on research done on what people "like" on Facebook (actually true). Loved these bits; sounded like an Onion article:

The study found "likes" that are the "best predictors of high intelligence" included "Thunderstorms," The Colbert Report, "Science" and "Curly Fries". Low intelligence correlated with liking "Sephora," "Harley Davidson" and "Lady Antebellum". Researchers had no explanation why.

The study also found that "good predictors of male homosexuality" included liking "No H8 Campaign," "Mac Cosmetics" and "Wicked The Musical." Strong predictors of male heterosexuality included liking "Wu-Tang Clan," "Shaq" and "Being Confused After Waking Up From Naps."
:lmao: Oh bull####.
 
'Disco Stu said:
Spent a couple hours in the studio this morning.

It started off terrible. Just couldn't do anything right.

I was ready to toss the Frosti page in the trash and just start over.

Last 30 minutes made things go from a disaster to average/ A bit less than average.

New image is the third one in the portfolio.

Nice Guy Frosti
It's awesome.
Showed it to my wife. She said it was awesome but that "it looks like he's trying to be nice and make your face look less fat."
:goodposting: :lmao:
:lmao:
 
Just called DirecTV to add HBO. She told me to turn to 501 to check it.

Me: What exactly are you trying to ge tme to watch here, honey?

Her: Excuse me?

Me: "Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu" is on.

Her: Oh my

Me: "Four she-male and transgendered prostitutes turn tricks in Hawaii"!!

 
Just called DirecTV to add HBO. She told me to turn to 501 to check it. Me: What exactly are you trying to ge tme to watch here, honey?Her: Excuse me?Me: "Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu" is on.Her: Oh myMe: "Four she-male and transgendered prostitutes turn tricks in Hawaii"!!
Go on...
 
'Abraham said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.
I'll be at the cookoff Saturday night for sure. My brother in law is a competitive cookoff guy and is really good. The company he works for (he's in Ft. Worth) uses his pit for their Austin team. He ends up doing all the work while they get drunk and then they take all the credit. But it's fun. Might go out tomorrow as well but that depends on how the kids are doing. I'll text you Saturday if we go.
'krista4 said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.K4> What do you think about your company Intranet? I recently ran across an article on it as a "good" social Intranet which is something I'm trying to sell our executives on.JR has a cold and he's not sleeping well. It's kinda entertaining because he gets mad about being sick. So every once in a while I'll hear him scream out "MY NOSE IS STILL RUNNING!" or "GET OUT OF ME COUGH!" and then he'll go right back to sleep.
What did it say about it? I'd be curious as I've noticed nothing revolutionary, unique or even unusual about it. :shrug: In terms of a "social" aspect, a couple of years ago they pressed people to join this Yammer site that was supposed to be our work version of Facebook. It was awful, and I don't know anyone outside of Corporate Communications (who set it up) who uses it. So definitely I'd love to see that article--I might be missing something.
Yammer is the suck. So is Chatter. AS Krista said, they are tools favored by people high on the food chain that heard this new thing called "social networking" was cool and got sold on "facebook (Yammer) or Twitter (Chatter) for business!" They are both functional, but you really have to squint to see how they are adding value. Mostly I think social networking tools in businesses are time sinks forced on workers. Someone will get it right eventually, but I haven't seen it yet. It's also funny that Microsoft bought Yammer...
My company briefly tried yammer. It was terrible and became a running joke.
:goodposting:No way in hell I would post on there...too many people view it as people screwing around at work. It's actually a shame thought, b/c there are some good ideas out there for people to share
I read stories like this and am more grateful than ever that I work for a small business. :thumbup: You know, the whole 'not making any money' thing notwithstanding. :unsure:
 
Looks like I am to Raleigh, NC in about 6 months. Nervous excitement. At the very least, at least I won't be one of those people that live in the same place their whole lives that Krista rags on :excited:

Time to start working on the golf game I think.

 
'Abraham said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.
I'll be at the cookoff Saturday night for sure. My brother in law is a competitive cookoff guy and is really good. The company he works for (he's in Ft. Worth) uses his pit for their Austin team. He ends up doing all the work while they get drunk and then they take all the credit. But it's fun. Might go out tomorrow as well but that depends on how the kids are doing. I'll text you Saturday if we go.
'krista4 said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.K4> What do you think about your company Intranet? I recently ran across an article on it as a "good" social Intranet which is something I'm trying to sell our executives on.JR has a cold and he's not sleeping well. It's kinda entertaining because he gets mad about being sick. So every once in a while I'll hear him scream out "MY NOSE IS STILL RUNNING!" or "GET OUT OF ME COUGH!" and then he'll go right back to sleep.
What did it say about it? I'd be curious as I've noticed nothing revolutionary, unique or even unusual about it. :shrug: In terms of a "social" aspect, a couple of years ago they pressed people to join this Yammer site that was supposed to be our work version of Facebook. It was awful, and I don't know anyone outside of Corporate Communications (who set it up) who uses it. So definitely I'd love to see that article--I might be missing something.
Yammer is the suck. So is Chatter. AS Krista said, they are tools favored by people high on the food chain that heard this new thing called "social networking" was cool and got sold on "facebook (Yammer) or Twitter (Chatter) for business!" They are both functional, but you really have to squint to see how they are adding value. Mostly I think social networking tools in businesses are time sinks forced on workers. Someone will get it right eventually, but I haven't seen it yet. It's also funny that Microsoft bought Yammer...
My company briefly tried yammer. It was terrible and became a running joke.
:goodposting:No way in hell I would post on there...too many people view it as people screwing around at work. It's actually a shame thought, b/c there are some good ideas out there for people to share
I read stories like this and am more grateful than ever that I work for a small business. :thumbup: You know, the whole 'not making any money' thing notwithstanding. :unsure:
proninja?
 
JR just came running through the kitchen naked and he told me that he wanted to go play outside. I told him that he had to put underwear on. The next thing I know he's running out the door with nothing on other than a pair of underwear on his head.
:lmao:I did this once to make my son laugh (I ran out of his room, not outside, and I was fully clothed with underwear on my head). Now he does it at least once a week. My wife enjoys this about as much as that "pull my finger" game I taught him.
Just called DirecTV to add HBO. She told me to turn to 501 to check it. Me: What exactly are you trying to ge tme to watch here, honey?Her: Excuse me?Me: "Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu" is on.Her: Oh myMe: "Four she-male and transgendered prostitutes turn tricks in Hawaii"!!
:lmao:The missus and I are Game of Thrones fans. We thought of adding HBO for the series, but we're so sick of DISH's shoddy service that we're canceling TV and going with Netflix alone (DISH is the only thing available in the hills outside I-town). The only thing we ever watch is the NFL for a couple months, and Cartoon Network on Saturday mornings (and Clone Wars is getting canceled). I have ESPN, true, but DISH sucks so bad that it only works 50% of the time. No shtick. We pay $40 a month for this garbage. No more, no more.
 
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?

 
Quick question for the folks in here that hire people; do you look at the day/time that a resume or application is submitted? Is it a redflag if someone submits a resume during weekday business hours?
I would say no. If they are looking to be hired they are either without a job, or not very happy with their current one. I've used a company fax machine to get in touch with another company or stepped into a closet or two to take a call from a recruiter. It's how you have to do business sometimes.
 
'Abraham said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.
I'll be at the cookoff Saturday night for sure. My brother in law is a competitive cookoff guy and is really good. The company he works for (he's in Ft. Worth) uses his pit for their Austin team. He ends up doing all the work while they get drunk and then they take all the credit. But it's fun. Might go out tomorrow as well but that depends on how the kids are doing. I'll text you Saturday if we go.
'krista4 said:
'bentley said:
Abe> Are you going to any of the rodeo BBQ cookoff this weekend? If so, hit me up with a text.K4> What do you think about your company Intranet? I recently ran across an article on it as a "good" social Intranet which is something I'm trying to sell our executives on.JR has a cold and he's not sleeping well. It's kinda entertaining because he gets mad about being sick. So every once in a while I'll hear him scream out "MY NOSE IS STILL RUNNING!" or "GET OUT OF ME COUGH!" and then he'll go right back to sleep.
What did it say about it? I'd be curious as I've noticed nothing revolutionary, unique or even unusual about it. :shrug: In terms of a "social" aspect, a couple of years ago they pressed people to join this Yammer site that was supposed to be our work version of Facebook. It was awful, and I don't know anyone outside of Corporate Communications (who set it up) who uses it. So definitely I'd love to see that article--I might be missing something.
Yammer is the suck. So is Chatter. AS Krista said, they are tools favored by people high on the food chain that heard this new thing called "social networking" was cool and got sold on "facebook (Yammer) or Twitter (Chatter) for business!" They are both functional, but you really have to squint to see how they are adding value. Mostly I think social networking tools in businesses are time sinks forced on workers. Someone will get it right eventually, but I haven't seen it yet. It's also funny that Microsoft bought Yammer...
My company briefly tried yammer. It was terrible and became a running joke.
:goodposting:No way in hell I would post on there...too many people view it as people screwing around at work. It's actually a shame thought, b/c there are some good ideas out there for people to share
I read stories like this and am more grateful than ever that I work for a small business. :thumbup: You know, the whole 'not making any money' thing notwithstanding. :unsure:
yeah, i'm getting to that point in my career...realizing that I'm going to work for this big company for the next 20 years. I'm pretty sure I can deal with the buerocracy (sp?) and inefficiency as long as I'm being challenged (which I am)...and the comfort of having a pension and no financial worries is nice as well.
 
Friday hypothetical.

At gunpoint if you had to choose to do one, would you rather:

Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, WITH your parents

or

Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, STARRING your parents?

 
Friday hypothetical.At gunpoint if you had to choose to do one, would you rather:Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, WITH your parentsorWatch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, STARRING your parents?
The first... by a mile.
 
Friday hypothetical.

At gunpoint if you had to choose to do one, would you rather:

Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, WITH your parents

or

Watch a 60 minute porn video, from beginning to end, STARRING your parents?
There are porn vids that last 60 more than 5 minutes? :confused:
 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.

Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...

 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
 
1 more class to go, then I'm on spring break for a week.Question: where do 40 year old hipsters go for Spring Break? Cancun is probably out this year...
Stu is the closest thing I know to a 40 year old hipster and I think he'd choose SXSW for Spring Break. :thumbup:
:thumbup:Sucks to be missing it this year. Especially considering the perfect weather. :sadbanana:The one upside is the St Patty's parade tomorrow. That will be a full day of drinking. :banned:
I'll be down there. Actually on a float this year which means I'll start drinking a bit earlier than usual. Also have an extra ticket to Alt-J that night if you want to go. Hopefully I can make it that long. :unsure:
 

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