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T Bell
Footballguy
White flight, man. You're part of the problem.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
And I'll quote each one protesting that you're doing it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Can you be more specific? I seem to cause a lot of problems.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
What if we just do a centipede infestation on one thread?
Abraham
Footballguy
Hide in spoiler tags and you're on.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Nice job, jinxie.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
My bracket looks good and now I get all these neat newsletters. This was a win-win.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Oh jesus don't be such a pooosay
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Adding Indiana -21.5 and LaSalle +6 for tomorrow. That's everything except the Gopher game which I can't rationally evaluate.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Wimmen are funnyShockingly, that is not how women view success in this regard. YSR needs to back me up here.(Also, I don't think so. But maybe soon?)
rabidfireweasel
Footballguy
My wife upgraded my 2007 Subaru to a 2013 version today as a surprise 10th anniversary present. enjoy the K Cups.Since she is wife of a FBG and a power broker artist, she paid cash.My wife went in to wal mart to get two boxes of k cups an hour and five minutes ago. I have to p and am missing the games and don't have any beer. This absolutely inFuRIATES me. She knows I hate the grocery store. Why not take me and the kid home first and come back?
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Nice.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
My hero alter ego I dream about when halfway through a bottle of liquor at noon?'The_Man said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
"These are OR scrubs, guy."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
South Dakota State has NO chance at all.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"Hey buddy, how about a free colonoscopy?"
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Oh, are they?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
Congrats!
Keyzer Soze
Footballguy
Good luck getting a response. Some people on this board just would rather hide and harass your loved ones via PM than respond publicly.'Ball Son Urchin said:
rabidfireweasel
Footballguy
My wife, who has an MFA in Design and is just a deal making power broker/ research , had this interaction at the car dealership.
I hear this story after getting the car. ( we know the owner of the dealership, Steve)
She picks out a car and says
MRFW: this one is great, except, the faux wood trim is terrible. I want it swapped out for the brushed aluminum.
Bobby: Ma'am, this is all that is available is the limited edition. You can get that trim in the premium model.
MRFW: if I wanted the premium edition, I would be sitting in one. I am in a limited, because this is what I want. I just don't want the terrible yellow wood veneer trim. It is painful to look at and makes the car look cheap.
Bobby: let me go find out about if we can do that......
Returns
is it a deal breaker if we can't swap it out?
MRFW: do you really think I can't find a dealer in Maine who won't swap it out. I am gone if you can't do that. It shows me you are working very hard here.
Later with "the numbers" guy while looking at the spreadsheet of billing
MRFW: ok, the MSRP is right, the dealer incentive seems right, the trade in value is quite good....
Wait, what is this line...I don't like this...
NUmbers: that is labor for installing the trim. We will not charge you for the materials, just the labor.
MRFW: actually, here's what we are going to do. If you want to sell this car, you are going to make this line disappear, you aren't going to add any new numbers, and we will never speak of that again.
Numbers: But, we have to pay our workers to install....
MRFW: look, I told Bobby that the crap veneer trim was unacceptable. I am not paying to fix a terrible design decision.
Numbers disappears and reappears:
Numbers: you have a great deal here
MRFW: this all looks quite good. A very strong initial offer. Is this the best you can do?
Numbers: this is the best deal our manager can offer.
MRFW: if that's the case, I want ou call the owner, Steve, and tell him that MRFW is sitting in his Subaru dealership ready to buy a car today- if those numbers move down.
Numbers : ?
MRFW: do you need his number, I have it on cell.
Numbers: no ma'am, I will call him.
MRFW gets the car for $2000.00 less.
I hear this story after getting the car. ( we know the owner of the dealership, Steve)
She picks out a car and says
MRFW: this one is great, except, the faux wood trim is terrible. I want it swapped out for the brushed aluminum.
Bobby: Ma'am, this is all that is available is the limited edition. You can get that trim in the premium model.
MRFW: if I wanted the premium edition, I would be sitting in one. I am in a limited, because this is what I want. I just don't want the terrible yellow wood veneer trim. It is painful to look at and makes the car look cheap.
Bobby: let me go find out about if we can do that......
Returns
is it a deal breaker if we can't swap it out?
MRFW: do you really think I can't find a dealer in Maine who won't swap it out. I am gone if you can't do that. It shows me you are working very hard here.
Later with "the numbers" guy while looking at the spreadsheet of billing
MRFW: ok, the MSRP is right, the dealer incentive seems right, the trade in value is quite good....
Wait, what is this line...I don't like this...
NUmbers: that is labor for installing the trim. We will not charge you for the materials, just the labor.
MRFW: actually, here's what we are going to do. If you want to sell this car, you are going to make this line disappear, you aren't going to add any new numbers, and we will never speak of that again.
Numbers: But, we have to pay our workers to install....
MRFW: look, I told Bobby that the crap veneer trim was unacceptable. I am not paying to fix a terrible design decision.
Numbers disappears and reappears:
Numbers: you have a great deal here
MRFW: this all looks quite good. A very strong initial offer. Is this the best you can do?
Numbers: this is the best deal our manager can offer.
MRFW: if that's the case, I want ou call the owner, Steve, and tell him that MRFW is sitting in his Subaru dealership ready to buy a car today- if those numbers move down.
Numbers : ?
MRFW: do you need his number, I have it on cell.
Numbers: no ma'am, I will call him.
MRFW gets the car for $2000.00 less.
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
'Ball Son Urchin said:
Speaking of which, I won't be in NYC thus weekend. :(
Thorn
Footballguy
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Ok, I'm lost. Alias check on aisle 9?'Ball Son Urchin said:I see you know what I'm talking about. Feel proud.'Ball Son Urchin said:
phishphan
Footballguy
awesome. buying a car can be a lot of fun. especially when you don't have to buy a car and you have great credit.
rabidfireweasel
Footballguy
Awkward." I'll show you you" - band name'Ball Son Urchin said:I'm not one to quote myself but screw it...your reaction to my response shows people what I said about you. You planned it, you said, you deliberately tried to hurt her. Next time you have an issue with me, say it to me. We've fought since you loved TimDrafts. You were the one to PM me saying I didn't know Krista the way you knew her from some other board until I straightened you out and you went all "I'll show you you" on me. I rarely come around now but I'll still step up for what I believe in and you are a clown that should disappear.'Ball Son Urchin said:I see you know what I'm talking about. Feel proud.'Ball Son Urchin said:
36th Chamber
Footballguy
OR they?FIXED
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
That's some dirty pool SLBUpdate####### me and my stupid mouth. Sorry Frosty, I know better.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I suck. No doubt about it.That's some dirty pool SLBUpdate####### me and my stupid mouth. Sorry Frosty, I know better.
phishphan
Footballguy
Dougie in the hizzle'Ball Son Urchin said:I'm not one to quote myself but screw it...your reaction to my response shows people what I said about you. You planned it, you said, you deliberately tried to hurt her. Next time you have an issue with me, say it to me. We've fought since you loved TimDrafts. You were the one to PM me saying I didn't know Krista the way you knew her from some other board until I straightened you out and you went all "I'll show you you" on me. I rarely come around now but I'll still step up for what I believe in and you are a clown that should disappear.'Ball Son Urchin said:I see you know what I'm talking about. Feel proud.'Ball Son Urchin said:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
'Ball Son Urchin said:I'm not one to quote myself but screw it...your reaction to my response shows people what I said about you. You planned it, you said, you deliberately tried to hurt her. Next time you have an issue with me, say it to me. We've fought since you loved TimDrafts. You were the one to PM me saying I didn't know Krista the way you knew her from some other board until I straightened you out and you went all "I'll show you you" on me. I rarely come around now but I'll still step up for what I believe in and you are a clown that should disappear.'Ball Son Urchin said:I see you know what I'm talking about. Feel proud.'Ball Son Urchin said:
Um. I thought this was Tremendous Upside, the only person I sent a drunk PM to in like forever, because I forgot his slave name on the Facebook side of things. We were going to meet up in NYC this weekend.Imp, then. Ok. Nice seeing you again. 
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I don't know if you're playing a game or getting played yourself, but I didn't even know this was an alias of yours. Frankly, I've thought about you maybe once or twice since the last time you decided to i-stalk me. I really have no beef with you, Imp. Never have really. You need to let it go.'Ball Son Urchin said:Funny. You sent me a PM last week after I sent myOk, I'm lost. Alias check on aisle 9?'Ball Son Urchin said:I see you know what I'm talking about. Feel proud.'Ball Son Urchin said:post that said "Good try, Imp"In fact, you've sent me a lot of PMs. I don't come into this thread to hide, I make it clear...and then a PM from you. I've told my story as to why I backed off...and every so often I get the urge to make things right. Follow the schedule, it is coming.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I don't take Ambien.'Ball Son Urchin said:No. Hell no. I saw them.Just because you are some faux hipster who wants to slob off any and everyone to feel good isn't going to fly. Go back and check your Ambien, sunshine. Things you said then are what I'm talking about...or what you claimed about Ambien.Um. I thought this was Tremendous Upside, the only person I sent a drunk PM to in like forever, because I forgot his slave name on the Facebook side of things. We were going to meet up in NYC this weekend.
Imp, then. Ok. Nice seeing you again.
rabidfireweasel
Footballguy
She's pretty dreamy. Good looking, smart, tough, funny, great eye for things, awesome with money and , as an added bonus, smoking hot when pregnant.So why is she with me....4 words, (Homer might like these)She.was.my.student.Thank god chicks dig artists and they dig their young professorsIyour wife.
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