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GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

Btw, what's the daily "Like" limit?

It'd be kinda funny for us to randomly pick a poster each morning and like every single post s/he makes. It'd be like winning the lottery, except you get nothing.

 
The Gator said:
shuke, other Cinci guys- This guy has been missing for a few days now. He's a member of thebeerspot and we're just getting out all the info we can-

Here is some info on Sean Urk: Born and raised in Cincinnati. Lives in Finneytown with wife and daughter. Drives a silver toyota matrix with a fog lamp missing from the front grill. He works for Ohio Valley Distributing and he uses his car for a work car so there will be beer schwag throughout the trunk and back seat. Coasters, flyers, etc. Approx 6'5" and 200 lbs. Very short, dark hair, glasses, thin build. Tall and lanky. Thank you all very much for your ideas, support and help!
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I think my best friend's grandfather used to own Ohio Valley. His grandmother sold ownership after he died though. Still pissed that my friend showed no interest in the business.Anyway, hope he turns up safely. I'll pay extra attention as I'm out and about.
 
urbanhack said:
Hey Cinncy peeps. Serious post here: One of the posters over at The Beer Spot has gone missing in Cincinnati. Here is some that we are spreading around:

Here is some info on Sean Urk:

Born and raised in Cincinnati. Lives in Finneytown with wife and daughter. Drives a silver toyota matrix with a fog lamp missing from the front grill. He works for Ohio Valley Distributing and he uses his car for a work car so there will be beer schwag throughout the trunk and back seat. Coasters, flyers, etc.

Approx 6'5" and 200 lbs. Very short, dark hair, glasses, thin build. Tall and lanky.

Thank you all very much for your ideas, support and help!
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I reposted this over at the Pack (werewolf board). I really hope for the best here.

 
shuke said:
Guster said:
shuke said:
Guster said:
shuke said:
Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning. :o
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Woah, good to know!!
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Sorry for the late notice yesterday.
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It's all good... you and Drifter still interested in poker next Friday night?

It's up in Oregonia, so a good deal up north, but always a fun time.
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Where the hell is Oregonia?
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Oregonia is an unincorporated community in northwestern Washington Township, Warren County, Ohio, United States, on the east shore of the Little Miami River about five miles northeast of Lebanon and six miles south of Waynesville.

 
Disco Stu said:
Seems like as good of a time as any to admit I've never seen a single episode of Wires, or The Breaking Bad, or Mad Man. But I do watch Walking Dead. :bag:
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Me either.

Also i think I'm the only person to never see a full Star Trek episode, or a Star Wars movie.

:shrug:

 
Opening sentence of an interview I'm reading -

"Shalonda ##### is 29 years old with a 2 year old son named Charly Killer."

That's right: Charly Killer.

 
shuke said:
Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning. :o
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Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

 
Crazy Canuck said:
Opening sentence of an interview I'm reading -

"Shalonda ##### is 29 years old with a 2 year old son named Charly Killer."

That's right: Charly Killer.
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Update: The father's name is "Charlie." No mention of any animosity between Shalonda and the father. Maybe some things are best left for baby names.

 
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Guster said:
shuke said:
Guster said:
shuke said:
Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning. :o
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Woah, good to know!!
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Sorry for the late notice yesterday.
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It's all good... you and Drifter still interested in poker next Friday night?

It's up in Oregonia, so a good deal up north, but always a fun time.
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I still might be... seriously. Going to finalize my travel in the next couple of days for Indy the following week. Will be looking to see if my Kentucky trip would work next Thursday/Friday.

 
Mr.Pack said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Mr.Pack said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Gadzooks said:
You know what I've always wondered about Dry Cleaning but have been afraid to ask for fear that I'd look like an idiot? What the hell exactly is "dry cleaning"? I bring my "dirty" wrinkled shirts there and then I pick them up and they are clean and pressed. I never really thought about it, but what goes on during this "dry" cleaning process? "Dry" implies the clothes don't get wet. How do they "clean" the clothes? I also have dumb questions related to this magical "paypal" thingy, but I'll wait and ask that tomorrow.
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"Solvents"
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Listen to Pickles. He does science.
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Speaking of this, one of Pickles' colleagues is coming to our mothership to give a presentation, but I think this guy would be much more entertaining.
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Is Steve Martin actually coming to give a talk? Like, the scientist guy, not the wild and crazy guy?
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Yes, this is the topic "On the Role of Boron on the Structure and Properties of Mixed Glass Former Na+ Ion Conducting Solid Electrolytes"

:grad:
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Where is this at?Steve Martin has a titanic ego. I can't really stand the guy.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Friend of a friend disappeared once. He hated his overcontrolling wife and started driving to leave her, but at some point he chickened out and turned around. He couldn't think of any way to explain his disappearance for a day or two, so he faked a kidnapping story. I don't think it ended well for him after faking the police report and all that stuff, but he was fine.

Hope this dude just needed to get away for a bit.
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Friend of mine in high school hopped a train as a joke but then it sped up and he was scared to jump off. He ended up in New Jersey (from PA) and made up a story about some guys grabbing him and throwing him in their trunk.

 
Mr.Pack said:
Disco Stu said:
Seems like as good of a time as any to admit I've never seen a single episode of Wires, or The Breaking Bad, or Mad Man. But I do watch Walking Dead. :bag:
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Me either.

Also i think I'm the only person to never see a full Star Trek episode, or a Star Wars movie.

:shrug:
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I think this is something that's expected of you. Not from Stu though...

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Thorn said:
shuke said:
Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning. :o
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Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.
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You're not missing much.
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By being his FB friend or meeting him in person?

I'll just assume you mean both.
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Or Cincinnati in general?

 
Shuke and Guster - You guys want to go to Keeneland next Friday? Can probably have you tag along for a thing I've got going (PM for details - I'd rather not post them with bing watching).

 
Thorn said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Thorn said:
shuke said:
Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning. :o
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Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.
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You're not missing much.
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By being his FB friend or meeting him in person?

I'll just assume you mean both.
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Or Cincinnati in general?
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Let's just assume all of the above.

shuke>>HEY!

 
Krista, I'll be in Jackson for 5 days - have wheels. Have a meeting with the investment committee at Millsaps Monday at 1:30pm. Have obligations Th/F/Sa....sooooooooo....Sunday, wanna get mugged or something in downtown Memphis?

 
I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?

Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:

 
General Malaise said:
I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?

Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
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I usually like to sit down at a poker table and immediately go into a comedy act. Seems to warm things up.

 
If it's good enough to call you gotta be in there raising, all right. I mean tight but aggressive, and I do mean aggressive. That's your style, GM. I mean you gotta ...you gotta think of it as a war.

 
General Malaise said:
I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?

Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
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Interesting. I'd bring at least 50BB for a 1-2 limit game at a minimum. I think heaven is a casino poker table, so I hope you enjoy it.

 
General Malaise said:
I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?

Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
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Use a condom as your marker.

 
General Malaise said:
I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?

Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
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I hear there's a comic book graphic novel you can read...

 
When you are not in a hand, turn to your neighbor and say this:

"Knock knock"

who's there?

"KGB"

KGB who?

Then slap your neighbor across the face and say,

"I ask the questions #####."

 
General Malaise said:
Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
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Which terminal? I had two good beers at the freaking Chili's TGI Friday's bar last time I was at the airport.

Tigin's Irish Pub is good if you like English or Irish beers. Or whiskey. Both

 
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