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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
It's not often you get a message saying a mod "liked" a post of yours that's been deleted. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Well, as long as some good came out of this debacle.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Great line from Gruden regarding Wormack, the Guard from Alabama: "If you don't like his 40 yard dash time, then don't time your Guards in the 40 yard dash."
Britney Spears
guest speaker
I want a homemade calzone.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Great line from Gruden regarding Wormack, the Guard from Alabama: "If you don't like his 40 yard dash time, then don't time your Guards in the 40 yard dash."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
When is that gay Hawaiian going to be drafted?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Euphemism?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Obama?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You should have told Roger Goodell this story. I bet he'd let you announce a draft pick.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Well, I can always count on our Buffalo Bills. 
kevzilla
Footballguy
Manuel will be the best QB from this draft.Well, I can always count on our Buffalo Bills.
Abraham
Footballguy
Bray.Manuel will be the best QB from this draft.Well, I can always count on our Buffalo Bills.
I think so tooThought they could get him in round 2 but glad they got himManuel will be the best QB from this draft.Well, I can always count on our Buffalo Bills.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
This is one boring draft.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Nope. They settled for Howie Long's other son.Rumor is...our Bears are taking him.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Seriously. Lets vote for my wife instead so I can take a vacation.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
"According to Howie and Chris...Kyle is the best athlete in the Long family."Nope. They settled for Howie Long's other son.Rumor is...our Bears are taking him.
That settles it I guess.
Stoneys
MudCat
Has there ever been an exciting draft
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The Colts just drafted a guy from ABBA?
cosjobs
Footballguy
So how long is your unit?Good god I loathe this Thurday night class of lunatics.
Peer review today. Every other section I teach had 1 maybe 2 students show up with no rough draft. This class has 4 people with drafts, 10 sitting there with nothing. I told all ten to leave. I've never done that before. "Ok, buy. No reason for you all to be here."
Then one guy says he has a question, and basically makes me restate the entire unit on writing research papers. A quick look shows he hasn't handed in anything all unit long.
Thorn
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
I'm a white guy in the texas suburbs don't judge me thorn don't you do it!
Thorn
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
No it's just 5dimes props. If you have 5dimes let me know. Or bovada. Or actually maybe sportsbetting. I'll add you.I guess I'm off the FrostyProps mailing list?I did today, though. Which means you guys are screwed.
ETA:
Never mind. I guess this explains it.>
Fund day of gambling...was enjoying a nice 3-1 Philies lead, covering the Run Line, parlayed in with Detroit who was winning 2-1 for a while and all was grand in the world. And then...the wheels just fell right off everywhere. And the day I play Frosty's props? I YSR them. I suck. Life sucks. I hate everything.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Frostillicus
Footballguy
2 bets went from win to push since I posted this. You can't make it up. I can't decide if this is progress or confirmation.No it's just 5dimes props. If you have 5dimes let me know. Or bovada. Or actually maybe sportsbetting. I'll add you.I guess I'm off the FrostyProps mailing list?
Never mind. I guess this explains it.>
Fund day of gambling...was enjoying a nice 3-1 Philies lead, covering the Run Line, parlayed in with Detroit who was winning 2-1 for a while and all was grand in the world. And then...the wheels just fell right off everywhere. And the day I play Frosty's props? I YSR them. I suck. Life sucks. I hate everything.
proninja
Footballguy
My advice would be to counter at 20% over what you're asking if you're offended by the offer, but that's probably bad advice.I haven't gotten past this point so far in the thread.My poor advice would be to take what you can live with. If buyer doesn't get to that #, #### 'em. No hard feelings either way.By the way - let me know what you're asking for Camila.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I just performed surgery on myself.
This character has popped up in the last few days, and being a greasy hairy Eye-talian, this sort of thing comes up every few years at some point on my body. This time, it decided that dead-center of the forehead was the perfect location. Happily enough, as a bartender in front of hundreds of people this weekend, it's not like anyone will notice! WOOHOO!
Surgical supplies included a roll of gauze, a box of lancets, neosporin, antibacterial handsoap, toilet paper, a bottle of vodka, several beers, Marlboro Lights, and in case the lancets weren't good enough, a box of pushpins. And FYI, the pushpins weren't enough either and a paring knife was brought into the situation.
Anyway, I took a whole series of pictures at different stages of the event and was totally looking forward to grossing you all out. Especially the one with a pushpin sticking a full 3/4 inch into my forehead.
Took pics of that, and one of the massive blood loss being dribbled all over the sink, plus one of the bathroom mirror completely splattered with disgusting crap. Good times! But once things really started getting serious and I had gone through half a roll of gauze, I startyed to re-think things. It was so disgusting that it made me throw up.
So there you go. It was so nasty that it made ME puke...consider yourself lucky that I'm nice enough not to have taken video.
This character has popped up in the last few days, and being a greasy hairy Eye-talian, this sort of thing comes up every few years at some point on my body. This time, it decided that dead-center of the forehead was the perfect location. Happily enough, as a bartender in front of hundreds of people this weekend, it's not like anyone will notice! WOOHOO!
Surgical supplies included a roll of gauze, a box of lancets, neosporin, antibacterial handsoap, toilet paper, a bottle of vodka, several beers, Marlboro Lights, and in case the lancets weren't good enough, a box of pushpins. And FYI, the pushpins weren't enough either and a paring knife was brought into the situation.
Anyway, I took a whole series of pictures at different stages of the event and was totally looking forward to grossing you all out. Especially the one with a pushpin sticking a full 3/4 inch into my forehead.
Took pics of that, and one of the massive blood loss being dribbled all over the sink, plus one of the bathroom mirror completely splattered with disgusting crap. Good times! But once things really started getting serious and I had gone through half a roll of gauze, I startyed to re-think things. It was so disgusting that it made me throw up.
So there you go. It was so nasty that it made ME puke...consider yourself lucky that I'm nice enough not to have taken video.
krista4
Footballguy
I'm not offended by the offer; just not sure if it's normal for such lowball offers to come in these days. I've countered by going down about 3% on the asking price.My advice would be to counter at 20% over what you're asking if you're offended by the offer, but that's probably bad advice.I haven't gotten past this point so far in the thread.My poor advice would be to take what you can live with. If buyer doesn't get to that #, #### 'em. No hard feelings either way.By the way - let me know what you're asking for Camila.
Being 13 hours ahead of my normal timezone makes me feel lonely in the thread these afternoons when I'm avoiding sitting in the heat of the midday sun. It's like being on Homer posting time.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
HOLD ON JUST A FRIGGIN MINUTE HERE!
When clicking on the link above, are you able to scroll through my whole album?
When clicking on the link above, are you able to scroll through my whole album?
krista4
Footballguy
I just performed surgery on myself.
This character has popped up in the last few days, and being a greasy hairy Eye-talian, this sort of thing comes up every few years at some point on my body. This time, it decided that dead-center of the forehead was the perfect location. Happily enough, as a bartender in front of hundreds of people this weekend, it's not like anyone will notice! WOOHOO!
Surgical supplies included a roll of gauze, a box of lancets, neosporin, antibacterial handsoap, toilet paper, a bottle of vodka, several beers, Marlboro Lights, and in case the lancets weren't good enough, a box of pushpins. And FYI, the pushpins weren't enough either and a paring knife was brought into the situation.
Anyway, I took a whole series of pictures at different stages of the event and was totally looking forward to grossing you all out. Especially the one with a pushpin sticking a full 3/4 inch into my forehead.
Took pics of that, and one of the massive blood loss being dribbled all over the sink, plus one of the bathroom mirror completely splattered with disgusting crap. Good times! But once things really started getting serious and I had gone through half a roll of gauze, I startyed to re-think things. It was so disgusting that it made me throw up.
So there you go. It was so nasty that it made ME puke...consider yourself lucky that I'm nice enough not to have taken video.
Will not be clicking any links from Homer in a while. But tell us, did it solve the problem?
krista4
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You get used to it.I'm not offended by the offer; just not sure if it's normal for such lowball offers to come in these days. I've countered by going down about 3% on the asking price.My advice would be to counter at 20% over what you're asking if you're offended by the offer, but that's probably bad advice.I haven't gotten past this point so far in the thread.My poor advice would be to take what you can live with. If buyer doesn't get to that #, #### 'em. No hard feelings either way.By the way - let me know what you're asking for Camila.
Being 13 hours ahead of my normal timezone makes me feel lonely in the thread these afternoons when I'm avoiding sitting in the heat of the midday sun. It's like being on Homer posting time.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nope. Going to the doctor tomorrow.I just performed surgery on myself.
This character has popped up in the last few days, and being a greasy hairy Eye-talian, this sort of thing comes up every few years at some point on my body. This time, it decided that dead-center of the forehead was the perfect location. Happily enough, as a bartender in front of hundreds of people this weekend, it's not like anyone will notice! WOOHOO!
Surgical supplies included a roll of gauze, a box of lancets, neosporin, antibacterial handsoap, toilet paper, a bottle of vodka, several beers, Marlboro Lights, and in case the lancets weren't good enough, a box of pushpins. And FYI, the pushpins weren't enough either and a paring knife was brought into the situation.
Anyway, I took a whole series of pictures at different stages of the event and was totally looking forward to grossing you all out. Especially the one with a pushpin sticking a full 3/4 inch into my forehead.
Took pics of that, and one of the massive blood loss being dribbled all over the sink, plus one of the bathroom mirror completely splattered with disgusting crap. Good times! But once things really started getting serious and I had gone through half a roll of gauze, I startyed to re-think things. It was so disgusting that it made me throw up.
So there you go. It was so nasty that it made ME puke...consider yourself lucky that I'm nice enough not to have taken video.
The friggin' drug store didn't sell scalpels to civilians, and I knew that's what I'd need. Oh well, I'll spend a few hundred bucks for a professional pimplepopper, I guess.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nothing interesting to, you know, you people. Just had a minor freakout that I might be posting my whole album to facebook that my friends from back home might find very interesting.Thank Jebus.
That sentence made me have a grammatical aneurism.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, not that I want to know...............but how does one move money to gambling sites these days? PM's are welcome.
Ever since my bank switched from Visa to Mastercard it's been difficult for me to fund, which is probably a good thing. Now I have to go to the 711 down the street and buy a prepaid Visa card to fund it, which isn't that bad but I'm pretty lazy.
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