GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Flash]

I also had john Matuzsak in his prime, walk in front of me as I was playing pool, I was about to line up a shot, he stepped in front of me, stood and folded his arms, looked me square in the eye and said " Now whatcha gonna do?"

I started trembling and said "Cry?"

He busted up laughing smacked me on the back and said "You're alright" he bought drinks for my pool team the rest of the night.

I still get a bit thinking about it.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I swear I'm not making this up: Matt Millen gave my mom a backrub once.What do I win?

A father?

 

[Disco Stu]

GD Big Lebowski is good. I had only seen it once (back when it first came out) and have been tempted once or twice to say it's overrated.

Thank baby santa jesus I resisted. Rules so much.

White Russians are great too. And other stuff I can't talk about here isn't bad either.

 

[Disco Stu]

What's the facebook protocol when a girl your GB was trying (unsuccessfully) to hook up with sends you a friend request? He isn't on facebook, but his girlfriend is. And she occasionally posts on my wall and tags me in pictures.

Denying request means she no longer sets me up with her friends.

 

[SofaKings]

What's the facebook protocol when a girl your GB was trying (unsuccessfully) to hook up with sends you a friend request? He isn't on facebook, but his girlfriend is. And she occasionally posts on my wall and tags me in pictures.Denying request means she no longer sets me up with her friends.

Accept the friend request.

 

[bigbottom]

Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.

I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

Q texted back later "F... YOU!".

I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.

I used to coach little league girls softball with a former NFL player.He's a good, fun guy. Never had an attitude and always asked me if he could run any drills.

Cool guy.

My grandfather was an NFL plyaer. He was a crotchety old dude.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

GD Big Lebowski is good. I had only seen it once (back when it first came out) and have been tempted once or twice to say it's overrated.

Thank baby santa jesus I resisted. Rules so much.

White Russians are great too. And other stuff I can't talk about here isn't bad either.

Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.

 

[Disco Stu]

What's the facebook protocol when a girl your GB was trying (unsuccessfully) to hook up with sends you a friend request? He isn't on facebook, but his girlfriend is. And she occasionally posts on my wall and tags me in pictures.Denying request means she no longer sets me up with her friends.

Accept the friend request.

And then??Is there a way to make two friends invisible to one another? Buddy went out with her three or four times despite living with the other one. He's not the brightest, but I don't want to be the one responsible for his inevitable demise.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

What's the facebook protocol when a girl your GB was trying (unsuccessfully) to hook up with sends you a friend request? He isn't on facebook, but his girlfriend is. And she occasionally posts on my wall and tags me in pictures.Denying request means she no longer sets me up with her friends.

Accept the friend request.

And then??Is there a way to make two friends invisible to one another? Buddy went out with her three or four times despite living with the other one. He's not the brightest, but I don't want to be the one responsible for his enevitable demise.

If he's with another chick, doesn't that make the other girl fair game?

 

[Disco Stu]

What's the facebook protocol when a girl your GB was trying (unsuccessfully) to hook up with sends you a friend request? He isn't on facebook, but his girlfriend is. And she occasionally posts on my wall and tags me in pictures.Denying request means she no longer sets me up with her friends.

Accept the friend request.

And then??Is there a way to make two friends invisible to one another? Buddy went out with her three or four times despite living with the other one. He's not the brightest, but I don't want to be the one responsible for his inevitable demise.

If he's with another chick, doesn't that make the other girl fair game?

Yes. I just don't want his worlds colliding when she sees pictures of him with his girlfriend. Not sure if she's the type who would send a "Just thought you should know..." message to the girlfriend.

 

[Disco Stu]

Anybody here like big boobs?

Those are very nice./Ventura

Girl on left is the potential new facebook friend. Girl on right is the first friend she hooked me up with.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anybody here like big boobs?

Those are very nice./Ventura

Girl on left is the potential new facebook friend. Girl on right is the first friend she hooked me up with.

wow. easy decision here, IMO. de-friend your GB if necessary.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

Just got a text from my wife with the title "Look at this ####ing guy", and it's a video of someone doing karate moves on her train platform.

She knows me so well.

 

[Disco Stu]

Anybody here like big boobs?

Those are very nice./Ventura

Girl on left is the potential new facebook friend. Girl on right is the first friend she hooked me up with.

wow. easy decision here, IMO. de-friend your GB if necessary.

To be clear, it's the GB's girlfriend. He's not even on facebook, but I'm sure would understand if I de-friended him. She probably would not.And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just got a text from my wife with the title "Look at this ####ing guy", and it's a video of someone doing karate moves on her train platform.She knows me so well.

awesome

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

I was referring to the rack on teh right.

 

[RudiStein]

Just got a text from my wife with the title "Look at this ####ing guy", and it's a video of someone doing karate moves on her train platform.She knows me so well.

 

[General Malaise]

Uranium: Weekly Spot Price Up US$0.50 /lb to US$61.00 /lb

 

[Disco Stu]

Blonde in the back is the latest. She's Scottish, which is kinda cool. Accents are fun. Great legs and bum, but I'm already thinking she's a wee pain in the ####.

 

[RudiStein]

Yeah, Stu...whatever you do...don't save some for the rest of us. Intercourseface.

 

[Disco Stu]

And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

I was referring to the rack on teh right.

That already ran its course (Sep-Oct), which is why the rack on the left has moved me on to her next friend.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

I was referring to the rack on teh right.

That already ran its course (Sep-Oct), which is why the rack on the left has moved me on to her next friend.

GB her

 

[Disco Stu]

And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

I was referring to the rack on teh right.

That already ran its course (Sep-Oct), which is why the rack on the left has moved me on to her next friend.

pictur:e:s?

I have a few, but they're not very good. She's an uncreative mirror-shot picture taker. Repetitive and pretty boring, so I stopped asking.

 

[General Malaise]

I also had john Matuzsak in his prime, walk in front of me as I was playing pool, I was about to line up a shot, he stepped in front of me, stood and folded his arms, looked me square in the eye and said " Now whatcha gonna do?"

I started trembling and said "Cry?"

He busted up laughing smacked me on the back and said "You're alright" he bought drinks for my pool team the rest of the night.

I still get a bit thinking about it.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

And I'm not planning to hook up with the girl on the left. At least not unless she runs out of friends.

I was referring to the rack on teh right.

That already ran its course (Sep-Oct), which is why the rack on the left has moved me on to her next friend.

pictur:e:s?

I have a few, but they're not very good. She's an uncreative mirror-shot picture taker. Repetitive and pretty boring, so I stopped asking.

Must be rough.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have a few, but they're not very good. She's an uncreative mirror-shot picture taker. Repetitive and pretty boring, so I stopped asking.

Must be rough.

,sStu>T&P

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody here like big boobs?

You rang?

Uranium: Weekly Spot Price Up US$0.50 /lb to US$61.00 /lb

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

 

[Disco Stu]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Cinder?

 

[General Malaise]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Poor fella. Somebody give him a blanket.

 

[El Floppo]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Wait a sec... your kids have hair?And it wasn't until just this very second that I realized just how much I want to be Stu.

 

[Disco Stu]

And it wasn't until just this very second that I realized just how much I want to be Stu.

Link. And for anyone who lives near Dallas, rack on the left wants me to pimp her out to my friends (not literally :riskybusinessstyle. The first two candidates didn't fare well.

 

[kevzilla]

Disco Stu Fantasy Camp.

DEVELOPING

 

[KGB]

I would favorite a discoblog.com

 

[RudiStein]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Let Cal take care of it. That's what older brothers are for.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Have Disco Stu fly in one of his chippies to lift the kid's spirits. Get a gash, get some gash. It could be like the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

 

[RudiStein]

jebus

 

[RudiStein]

My kids are working on a study guide. The questions are all about industrialization/inventions.

One of them is "Where and when did the Wright Bros make the first powered flight?"

This kid says "I can't find the answer. There are 3 answers in the book: Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, and Orville.

Which one is it?"

A question from today's assignment "Who wrote 'The Star-Spangled Banner' and why did he write it?" The passage in the book reads like this since it is part of a side-bar:

Inspired by the

Americans'

strength at Fort McHenry,

Francis Scott

Key wrote the

national anthem...

So far I have had countless "Francis Scott"s and more than a few "McHenry Francis"s

FML

 

[kevzilla]

A kid in Dylan's preschool threw a block which hit him in the head and split it open. He's in the hospital now waiting to get stitches. The doctor apparently is taking too long.

He's the vengeful type too. Not sure where he gets that from. It will be interesting to see what happens the next couple of days.

Have Disco Stu fly in one of his chippies to lift the kid's spirits. Get a gash, get some gash. It could be like the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

WTF? I would risk a head injury to get into that program.

 

[mr. furley]

while watching Hot Tub Time Machine the other night i couldn't shake the idea that Lou = St Louis Bob

What means this?

i imagine that you = Lou

I watched that movie right after I smashed my head into a cinder block. I have very little recollection of it.

That is so Lou.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.

BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

 

[RudiStein]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

Kids will do that to you. The rotund part...not the naked in the spa part.

 

[mr. furley]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

spectacular jubblies

 

[YSR]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

It appears I need to catch up on Mad Men.

 

[RudiStein]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.

BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

It appears I need to catch up on Mad Men.

Oh, they're not married yet.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

Kids will do that to you. The rotund part...not the naked in the spa part.

I've just started running again (3 miles x 5 times a week), but there's a lot of damage to undo.

 

[YSR]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.

BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

It appears I need to catch up on Mad Men.

Oh, they're not married yet.
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I'm in a perpetual catch-up mode with that show, having to stream episodes that have not yet been released, etc. I just need to add this season to the DVR and make a point to catch up this weekend.

 

[RudiStein]

Don Draper's new wife is nekkid in Hot Tub Time Machine.BTW, I am getting rotund. Gym time tonight.

Kids will do that to you. The rotund part...not the naked in the spa part.

I've just started running again (3 miles x 5 times a week), but there's a lot of damage to undo.

Tell me about it. I've got like 18 years to go back and fix.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

A lot of people always tell me I need to see The Jerk starring Steve Martin. My wife and I tried to watch it this past weekend, and it was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. And not good dumb. Probably one of the worst comedies I've ever seen.

 

[RudiStein]

A lot of people always tell me I need to see The Jerk starring Steve Martin. My wife and I tried to watch it this past weekend, and it was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. And not good dumb. Probably one of the worst comedies I've ever seen.