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- Thread starter General Malaise
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This is precisely the sort of demented #### that make this place great. Outstanding work, TF.
I may not go to work tomorrow. :cracksknuckles:
phishphan
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
you popped up on linkedin today as someone I might know. My notebook says you're a lawyer. Does that need to be updated?
phishphan
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Didn't you hear, you don't need your own notebook anymore...
krista4
Footballguy
OK, every time he's onscreen now I realize how stupid my question was.Season 4 is probably my favorite season, but 2 is actually pretty close. I remember not liking it for the majority of the time I was watching it, and then around about episode 8 or 9, I was hooked. Since then I've rewatched the entire series several times and it really holds up IMO.I just finished episode 6 yesterday. love the union guys, too. Also, the father-in-law to the one police, also a Polish type, who was in the first season but not that much, is a fantastic actor, just perfect for this role. Also also, Amy Ryan is a great actress. I nearly cried when they got the band back together, too.General Malaise said:We just finished episode 8. We've been absolutely slammed of late, so if we get 2 episodes in per week, we're doing fabulous. But I agree with you completely. I LOVE these union guys, the Greeks and especially like how they got the band back together. Also, lots more bosoms!@!!!111IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The underappreciated Season 2 of Wires is underappreciated. I think it's more interesting than Season 1.
Mmm, Stringer Bell...>
Yeah, Valchek. I have a hard time remembering people's names on here. Fantastic character, and I LOVE the bit with the stained glass window. I'm with y'all on Frank Sobotka, too. He just has the perfect look and demeanor for that part; great character. Nick is a little like a poor man's Ben Affleck. We also have a poor man's Gene Hackman (Rawls) and poor man's John Goodman (Landsman) on the show. (I had to ask Mr. krista both these names. I really am bad with this.) I sent Mr. krista into seemingly unending fits of laughter by asking him if Stringer Bell is generally considered good looking. I guess that was a dumb question. I sometimes have weird taste and thought maybe it was just me.Major Valchek? He's awesome. Loved it when he called those worthless cops 'Humps'.
In disguise.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Then change the makeup of your diet. I drink every day and I'm firmly in the middle of average on BMI. The important thing is to not eat a whole cake or bag of Cheetos when you're drinking. Nothing pisses me off more than anti-booze weight loss Nazis. For example, 9 Paulaners and 1 serving of Chili's molten chocolate cake have the same amount of calories.no drinking 2 days a week has been fine for the most part, though I did have a vodka water one of my fast days. No major cravings almost a month in for teh boozes, but yes, I very much would like a cold beer right now.....
And if I keep this 5/2 fast diet thingee up for a whole year, that's 104 days of no or very limited drinking. That's like 4 months. Seems like a lot.
heckmanm
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
I like to have control over the data I'm using. That thing is riddled with errors. Half those guys give horrible BJs. There's no way they make money at it.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
phishphan
Footballguy
It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Guster
Footballguy
Yep
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Spoke too soon? Little buddy missed the cut for the drop-down menu in the notebook thingy.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I think TG did it by total number of posts, and Uni hasn't been around to top the 8 or so combined aliases of Tanner and me.Spoke too soon? Little buddy missed the cut for the drop-down menu in the notebook thingy.
He needs to be added IMO
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Eta for first drink: 25 mins
YSR
Footballguy
Words cannot express my jealousy re: this weekend. I really like you all. Please don't die.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Even though I'm getting back into summer shape, I refuse to stop drinking. Crossing that line is unhealthy, IMO - unhealthy for stress, fun, etc. So I continue drinking; I just don't eat anything else crappy. And I don't drink as often as you drunks anyway.
A few beers/glasses of wine three nights a week doesn't make much of a difference if you're eating healthy and exercising regularly. Hell, you can get royally bombed one night a week and it's generally ok as long as you don't pig out on pizza and crap while hammered and stick to exercising.
They can take my chili dogs, but they will never take my IPA.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I agree with all of this. As a veteran of 4 Kentucky Derby's, nothing saddens me more on the first Saturday of May than not being in LVille.Words cannot express my jealousy re: this weekend. I really like you all. Please don't die.
I love you.Words cannot express my jealousy re: this weekend. I really like you all. Please don't die.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Who had 9:44am for the first shot video?
Gb Makers Mark
Gb Makers Mark
Joe T
Footballguy
BigJohn
Footballguy
When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
heckmanm
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
I think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
BigJohn
Footballguy
I think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
phishphan
Footballguy
I think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
"go home robomow. you're drunk!"
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
My wife was busting my balls after my first P90X workout because I walked into the kitchen while she was making dinner and popped open a bottle of wine.Then change the makeup of your diet. I drink every day and I'm firmly in the middle of average on BMI. The important thing is to not eat a whole cake or bag of Cheetos when you're drinking. Nothing pisses me off more than anti-booze weight loss Nazis. For example, 9 Paulaners and 1 serving of Chili's molten chocolate cake have the same amount of calories.no drinking 2 days a week has been fine for the most part, though I did have a vodka water one of my fast days. No major cravings almost a month in for teh boozes, but yes, I very much would like a cold beer right now.....
And if I keep this 5/2 fast diet thingee up for a whole year, that's 104 days of no or very limited drinking. That's like 4 months. Seems like a lot.
"I'm guessing most people don't do that when they start a new workout routine."
"Well, those people are stupid."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I actually think it takes longer. I hated using the self-propelled back in the day because it slowed me down.It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
I moved where there's no grass just so I wouldn't have to mow*. My lawnmower these days is a rake.
*No Homer. This sentence has nothing to do with girls.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Needs more ducklings and cats in shark outfits...IMO.I think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
We should all chip in and get YSR a self-propelled womb.It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing.
phishphan
Footballguy
only if the ducks ride on top and the cats are underneath.I think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
phishphan
Footballguy
just pour coke and mentos into her virginia?We should all chip in and get YSR a self-propelled womb.It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You weren't thinking that when you saw the best thing on reddit todayI think it's been around a few years.When is someone going to invent the Mowmba?It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat.
I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
self-propelled does away with a lot of the pushing. you just have to walk with it.
Robomow
Leeeerrrooooy Jeeeeenkinnnnnsss!
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is it possible you're thinking of Pop Rocks? 'Cause putting mentos into a vag would be strange.just pour coke and mentos into her virginia?We should all chip in and get YSR a self-propelled womb.It saves zero time, it's just easier. Especially if your lawn isn't flat. I bought self propelled, because I wanted my 9 year old (now 10) to mow. That's also why I bought electric. Don't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. And just push a button to start the thing.
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